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^ ft- â-  X ^ > kli i I CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING MAIIV CIIXKS I'll.LIJTS FOR IMJreUIATK HE- jlvery, all ages from 18 weeks to liiyliig at reasonable prices. Order at once. Also day old chicks for InimedlHte delivery. Free tfaralbjjue Top Notch Chlckeries, (Juelpli, On- tario. SAVK TIMK IIV <;ETTI.\G STAUT- ed chicks. Immediate delivery, sTurted chick.a and started pullets. ijhicks for delivery early next jear should be ordered now. Bray Hutch- ry, 130 John .V., Hamilton, Ont. Mn. KAR.MER VOIR POl LTKV profits will hit a new high this year with Top Notch chicks. Heal- thy Top Notch chicks mean lesg loa.s, bigger hens, more and larger eggs. This is not just a promise. In- deed no and the proof is yours for the asking In the new Tops in Profit with Top Notch chicks. Re- member next year will be a good one in the poultry field and you'll well equipped to take your be share of the profits when vou start with Top Notch chicks. Take de- livery of your chicks a month ear- lier this year, the early chicks are aiwaj's the most profitable. Free catalogue. Also laying and ready to lay puliets for Immediate deliv- ery. Top Notch Chlckeries, Guelph, Ont. BEST CHICKS IN 25 YEARS Yea, that Is what ali Rainbow Chick buyers are saying when they buy Rainbow Chicks. All breeders are 100 percent free frojr! puUorum. Order your chicks now direct from this ail and not be disappointed. Tom Barron Leghorns, J12.O0 per 100. Pullets t24.00. Barred Rock Mixed J12.00 per 100. Pullets $21.00. White Rock Mixed JU.f'O per 100. Pullets $25.00. Brown Leghorn Mixed $14.00 per 100. Pullets $25.00. Leghom-Rock Mixed $12.00 per 100. Pullets $25.00. Red-Rock Hvbrid »12.0fl per 100. Pullets $21.00. Spe- cial prices on cockerels Guarantee 100 percent live delivery to your station. .$1.00 down. h.Tlance C.O.D. Rainbow Hatchery. Chatham. On- tario. . ""1 .»â-  tario. LAYIXq AND READÂ¥^:- TO :I,AT pullets foi immediate deliverv. Kgg prices are good and will re- main ^^t profitable prices. Free oatalogye. Also d«y o)Jd chicks for immediate deliver.v. Tweddle Chick Hatcheries Limited, Fergus, On- Kon S.tI.E BARRED ROCKS Jt WHITE LEG- horns. Baby Chicks: Canada ap- proves three grades: 1st. R.O.P. Chicks.Ind. R.O.P. Sired Chicks. 2;-d, Approved Chicks. We sell the first two grades Breeding stock pu'l- orum tested. Call write or phone flattery's Poultry Farm, Pickering, Ont. K 22. .\ rnOFlTABLE POILTRY IX- dustry requires that a. plajined pro- duction program be adopted na- tionally. At least one third of the exportable egg surplus should be produced during the Fall and ear- ly winter months of 1947. vThis means earlier chicks â€" chicks hatched In February and March â€" or January where practicable. A large volume of Fall an* early wih- ter eggs should be the g-oal of the >-'anadian Poultry Industr.v everv year. Failure to meet tliis goal would be a. deterrent to future fa- vorable contracts. Giving Britain eggs when she wants them pro- vides the bargaining power for surplus eggs in other seasons. Ear- I.v hatched chicks have greater liv- abiiitj-, the.v develop better, they Jay more eggs. The eggs are pro- duced at a season when attractive premiums exist. Buy chicks a month earlier in 1917 and buy good Tweddle chicks. Send for free cita- logue and early delivery pricelist. Also laying and ready to lay pul- lets for Immediate deliver.v. Twed- dje Chick Hatcheries Limited, Fer- i:us, Onlalin. IIRi:i':Ul\G COCKKIIKLS â€" K.o.r. Tarred Uock cockerels, large, vigo- rous, individually pedigreed. C. i;oss Found. Cannington, Ont. MOXKTOX I'OII.TRV FARM chicks. You buy baby chicks for one reason. To receive dividends on your investment, you must be cer- tain where .vour money is invest- ?d. We offer you baby chicks from s Poultry Farm with every breed- rr pullorm tested and government oanded. Take ndvant.age of our •arly order discount, Write for our r.147 pricelist and catalogue. MtTNKTON POn.TUr F'AKMS. MONKTOX. O.NTAKIO. :iOOD CHICKS PAY BEST Read what Mr. Groadhurst of Joll- Mte. Que,, says about our chicks: \pril 311. IIMG â€" "The 20S chicks re- teived In splendid condition, not on« Jead !tnd only one died since. They .re the most vigorous bunch of chicki ever received and I have been laiidling 'hicks for over 40 years." Drder now and get the best. Hera ire our prices. Barred Rock Mi.xed, ; 12.00: Pullets, $21.00: White Leg- lorn. Mixed. $12.00: Pullets. $24.00; •Vhlte Rock Mi.\ed, $15.00 Pullets, :25.00; Brown Leghorn Mixed, 14,00; Pullets, $3o.0U: Hybrids ^oek-Hed Mi.\ed, $12.00: Pullets, 21.00: Hybrid Leghorn-Rock Mlx- d, $12.00; Pullets, $25.00. Vou also ret free chicks. Ooddard Chick Hat- hery, Britannia Heighls, Oni. IKDROC HVUHIOSâ€"THI-: IDKAI. dual-purpose breed, Succulent iie-ity broilers, and roasters and Dersistent la.\ers of large eggs. ^Vrite for pricelist and free calen- dar today. LUg Rock Farm, MiUe Hoches, Out 100 CHICKS FREE With every order of 100 pullet chicks we give 100 free chicks (our choice). Barred Rock Pullets $21.35 White Rock Pullets $25. S5. White Leghorn Pullets $24.95. P.rowD Leghorn Pullets $25,115: Ked- Rock Hybrids, $21,95. Leghorn- Hock Hybrids. $25,95. All chicks sold ai-e from btoodtested stock, back by high pedigreed stock. $1.00 books you rorder Balance C.O.D iluarunleed Delivery Kent Hatch- ery, Chatham. Ontario I iiii'K III \ FHs. no>"r MISS rr. liir.ge 1947 calendar, twelve pages, ihrce colors. thirty illu.'<tiatiiiMs, Tells how to succeed with Fi.-*her • hicks. Free on rciiii''Nt. Ki.hcr Oi- â-  h:ird>. l-'iceman, t>Mt. UVlll.XG AXU CI.E,\XIX« HWH \OV AX\T1IIXC; KKllU.S d.veiiig or cleaning'.* Wi'ile to us fnr infuiniation. We are glad to .â- Mu--\\ir ,\our guestions. Departnienr H. Parker's bye Works Liuilted. 79t yonge i>trcet. Toronto, Ontario. l:l.l-;C TRU .*!. 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Calgary, Alberta WAXTFI) WA.VTEO TO IIIV TRACrOR AJTY make, good small grain thresher, self-propelled combine. one-way disc Albert Houstoti,- 60 Entma St„ (^â- hatham. - .. .i Scorched Earth Policy of Soviet In Manchuria ISSUE 1â€"1947 NEW HOUSE OF COMMONS RISES Edwin Pauley's final report on Russia's looting of Manchuria charges not only that it has delay- ed China's economic recovery by a full generation but that it was systematically planned to do so. Whatever the motive may have been, Mr. Pauley makes it abun- dantly clear that the industrial pa- ralysis the Russian .A.rmy left be- hind it has definitely upset our own policy of building a strong, united and self-sufficient China, says the New Vork Times. The amount of damage the So- viet forces were able to inflict in their brief occupation is appalling. The report conservatively esti- mates it at two billion dollars, a colossal sum in terms of the ori- ental fiscal structure. In Manchu- ria. Japan had developed an elabo- rate and highly efficient industrial plant, which was practically intact when the Russians marched in. When they marched out it no long- er existed. Only a skeleton which cannot function . remains. The re- port emphasizes how little Russia herself gained by her pillage â€" less, in fact, than she might have ob- tained throtigh normal Japanese reparations. .\ large strategic pur- pose is strongly implied. Presuma- bly it was to leave China, her ally, in chaos and establish Russia as the dominant Power in the Far East. * • • The Russians did not "strip" Manchuria. ''" did not take everything. I o.s that was im- possible. Tlii • could not remove the mines or ilieir mineral wealth. But they took away the machinery which would have prevented their flooding and so left them "irrepar- ably" damaged. They were not con- tent to ship to Siberia virtually all key material from the industrial plant, â€" machinery and modern ma- chine tools, generators, electric equipment, chemicals, even labora- tories and hospitals â€" but "perniit- ted and encouraged" local mobs to pillage the wrecked factories. It has left China economically and politically out of joint, a continued prey to internal strife. No man can now .say how long it will take to restore Manchuria or establish the just peace China might have enjoyed had her most valuable province been returned to her in proper condition. Radar Forecasts Radar is now feii.g used to de- termine wlien and where rain will fall and the probable size of the raindrops, according to a soil ex- pert of the I'niversity of Wiscon- sin. R. T, Muckenhirn. professor of soil at the university's College of .Xgricullurr. told the first annual meeting of the Soil Conservation Society of .America that radar, soil and DDT. all produced by wartime research, had proved aids in fight- ing soil erosion and improving the crop variety. lie said that radar indicated not only the place and time that rain could be expected, but haw much could be expected. .Vbout noo.OOO houses were com- pletely de>troycd and 800.000 dam- aged in France during the last war. The steel skeleton of Great Britain's new House of Commons arises near ruins of the old one, destroyed by German bombs in 1940. Out- line of old House can be discerned through the girders, on exposed wall in backgroimd. SPOTS OF SPORTS Bv FRANK MANN HARRIS = ("A Sijt Bit Critic") = Latest to prophesy that hockey will sooner or later de- velop into a five man-a-side pas- time is Mr. Edward Lalonde, bet- ter known in the days of his ath- letic prominence as 'Xewsy'. The same Mr. Lalonde's opinion is one that deserves more than passing attention, as he was much better than a raw hand at a wide variety of sports, and especially at hockey and lacrosse. More than that, he was one of that very tiny minority of athletes who carry as much above the ears as they do below â€" in fact we remember very few capable of out-smarting him t.. time of stres.s. * «â-  « There probably wouldn't be very many of the so-called experts who would include Newsy Lalonde on an .\ll-time .Ml-star hockey team, although we could mention several big-league clubs that could very well stand for a player of his calibre. But that he was one of the greatest lacrosse players who ever accidentally-on-purpose clipped an opponent over the noggin, few who ever saw him in action would deny. He could play â€" and star at â€" any position from goal to inside home: and lacrosse old-timers, especially those down Cornwall way, will vividly recall how. when his team was in need of goals, the cry would arise from the stands" Bring Newsy Lalonde down on the home." * « * Down he would come from his defen-so position: and in would go goals, scored either by himself, or by team-mates with his assistance. .-\nd although "assists" were not credited to players in that day, \ewsy had a way of helping his nals to score that was peculiarly his own â€" and a very pretty one to watch, too. although not a method we would recommend to pla.vers wishing to retain all tHeir manl.v beauty. We recall one goal-tender in par- ticular that Newsy used to trick in this manner with great regular- ity. For years he had carried on a bitter feud with this net-guardian, who hated Lalonde with a bitter hatred. .\t a crucial moment Newsy would dash through the goal-crease within easy swipin.g distance of his enemy's stick. The temptation would prove too great. The goal- tender would take a vicious swing at the Lalonde head â€" and. with his attention so diverted, it was a simple matter for one of Newsy's team-mates to slam the ball into the nets. * • « Of course, quite frequently the goal-tender would connect with the Lalonde noggin â€" but 'vhat was a split head as compared with a bad- ly-needed goal? Lacrosse players of that era could almost invariably be spotted, either on or off the field, by the scars they carried: and al- though we haven't happened to set eyes on him for a number of years, we shouldn't be too greatly sur- prised if Mr. Lalonde still bore, on various portions of his phj-sique, plenty of such marks of the pro- fession. For lacrosse of that day was just about the toughest game on the entire sports calendar â€" a much rougher and rowdier pastime than it has since developed into, al- though whether or not increase in gentlemanliness has had anthing to do â- with decline in popularity it is not for us to say. .\nyw3y. whether on home grounds or on alien pas- tures, wherever the going was heaviest, there yon would find La- londe taking â€" and handing out- plenty of punishment, but at the same time always figuring on some way to out-guess the other fellow. « * * So when Newsy Lalonde ex- presses the opinion that five-man hockey is on its way toward us, don't put it down as Just an idle guess of some ignorant bystander. When the pro hockeyists first sug- gested dropping the "rover'' and making it six^nian hockey there were plenty of us who ridiculed it as just a crazy notion â€" one that would never last more than a sea- son at the outside. Yet today tiiere are hundreds of thousands of Itockey addicts who never saw a game with fourteen men on the ice and, quite possibly, don't even know there ever was a seven-man St vie. ^ * * * Like other observers. Lalonde has seen that what the average hockey customer of today demands is action, or what passes for action, of the continuous kind. He also knows that the cash-register is the final arbiter, and that what the cus- tomer wants he eventually gets, no matter how much some of the older generation ma.v deplore the decline of stick-handling, clever passing and play-making, and individual skill. .-Vnd if. as many think, five men a side will leave more room for these team speed-skating con- tests, that is what is bou-id to come, possibly sooner than you Iniagine possible. To rc-glue wood successfully, first take all the old glue off with hot vinegar. Then let wood dry thoroughly. Apply fresh ghic. Farmers Say Rain-Making Machine Good Some drought-weary farmers l« the southwest corner of Saskatche- wan believe that the "rain-makiii0 machine operated by 33-year-oM Donald Johnston of Regina was re- sponsible for the record-breakim rains which nurtured the bumper 1942 crop. Just across the border, east ci Medicine Hat, Mul., In a similar, t.-aditionally-dry wheatland section, 10 farmers last July paid the Lan- cashire-born bandsman's expense* to bring the foot-square inacliine there. But Johnson claims "it was too late in the season to do any good and results were not much.** Today, the slight, unmarried army veteran and former art stu- dent is overhauling the machine he first put together in" 19.17 and has been perfecting since, getting it ready for next spring. Can Banish Drought He says t'-.a: it givet: laci'it-es to operate it in various parts of the prairies, he can banish drought, bringing rain with the "instrument's greatly multiplied power of gravi- tational-attraction to the moon's influence." Soft-spoken Johnston says halt- ingly that the electrical power drawn from the moon by the ma- chine's electro-magnetic field causes electrical changes in the atmosphere and when clouds are overhead, affects condeiisatJon aiid .t.l'rus rain. The nii^'.iine has an eftecf'Svef at least a 100-inile radius, he savs. Johnston claims th-jit'tlTe machine also uses the power of an electric storm in place of the moon when the former is occurring in the vici- nity of the machine, causing rain wliere no rain would have fal'en had the !i:achine not beeii in op- eration. The machineâ€" which he calls a "t'.niverscope" â€" has a solid steel fratne and incorporates two horse- shoe shaped magnets. One of the magnets is fixed and the other moves in a semi-circle about it, swinging like a pendulum. He says the moving magnet sets up an electro-magnetic field besides be- ing influenced in the speed of its swing by the moon. "Shut 'er OH!" Johnston has spent S500 on the machine which is not patented But he iN-ants only his expenses in re- turn for an opportunity to "smash drought completely througi:oi;t the three Prairie provinces." He operated the machin- at Re- gina and made trips to Swift Cur- rent, Sask., between 1938 and laf? but he received no wide notice until 1943. On Sept. 1 that year, the Swift Current "Sun." a weekly, said editorially: " . . . .*i man in Swift Current is operating a mechanical instrument which is supposed to induce rain and strangely enough we have had more rains than in decades past." The previous July rodeo fans at Swift Current had asked him to "shut 'er off" because heavy rains were interfering with the show. Canada Loses Experts to US. Figures made available by the United States Embassy lend sup- port to reports that Canada is los- ing heavily in engineering and other professional personnel to the L"nited States. In the period July. 194S, to June, 1946, a total of 1S.2S0 native-bont Canadians were granted visas t« enter and live in the United States. Of this number about 2,636 were in professional and managerial classes, compared with the 818 Canadians of this type who left the country in the period July, 1941, to Tune. 1943. Humidity in Home Controlling indoor atmosphere will help preserve health. .\ pan ol water on stove or radiator will help when there is no liutnidifier. Warm, dry air docs not give the sense of comfort afforded by cooler, moist air, and is harder on breathing tissues, so, say the public health authorities, a householder will save on fuel as well as medical bills, bjr improving the humidity at home In win'.er months. MUTT AND JEFF- JUST BLAME IT ON YOUTH AND LET IT GO AT THAT By BUD FISHER jeff: Vou NEVER \ Didn't i,\ "TOLD ME ABOUT MUTT?WELL, Your CHI LDHooo!/ 1 was born FORTY YEARS B AGO.' I BROUGHT GREAT HAPPINESS TO MV PARENTS' »WI-\6N THEY FIRST SAW ME TKEV LAUGHED THEY'RE STILL ^ LAUSi-riNG,' j^ mv parents ucued children! they Alwavs wished i mad been one.' I DIDN'T SO OUT WITH G I RLS UNTIL I WAS THREE - MV PARENTS, , vJERE VERY J^^ STRiCK' THE DAY I ARRIVED A BEAUTIFUL NURSE KISSED ME AND I STARTED TO eRV J-'''' LIKE A BABY.'