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The European Union com- missioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short). In the first year, s will be used instead of the soft c. Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard c will be replaced with k. Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be growing pub- lik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome ph will be replaced by f. This will make words like fotograf 20 per sent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spell- ing kan be expekted to reach the stage where more kom- plikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double let- ters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent es in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go. After taking a risk on bringing in artists to the John Elliott Theatre (JET) for the 25th Anniversary celebration in 2006, the Town has decided to contin- ue the tradition of bringing professional entertainers to Halton Hills. In 2006/2007, the Theatre will be present- ing three shows, and is considering expanding the repertoire of entertainment for future years. On Saturday, November 3, 2007, the Second City Canadian Touring Company performs The Best of the Second City, a hilarious revue featuring some the best scenes and songs from almost 50 years of comedy. This show will also feature their trademark improvisa- tion and new scenes created just for this tour. On Saturday, January 26, 2008, Mediterranean guitarist Pavlo will perform at the JET. Described as the Greek god of the gui- tar, Pavlo is a composer, a guitarist, a singer and a recording artist. He com- poses in a style of music best described as Medi- terranean music. A music that combines influences of Flamenco, Latin, Classical and Mediterranean guitar mixed together with the Greek Bouzouki. On Saturday, March 8, 2008, the Theatre presents Valdy, who has been part of the fabric of Canadian pop and folk music for over 34 years. A man with a thousand friends, from Newfoundland to Vancou- ver Island to Texas to New Zealand, hes a singer, gui- tarist and songwriter who catches the small but tell- ing moments that make up life. I think its important for local theatres to offer the opportunity for residents to enjoy entertainment that isnt normally available locally, says Theatre Su- pervisor Jamie Smith. In addition to professional popular acts, were also LOST CAT Dairy Drive / Wallace area Himalayan cross Blue eyes, light brown, body, blackish paws, face & tail. Answers to Snugglebug or Mr. Cat Reward 519-853-8598 1151 Bronte Road, Oakville, Ontario L6M 3L1 Tel: 905-825-6000 Toll Free: 1-866-4HALTON TTY: 905-827-9833 230807 The Regional Municipality of Halton www.halton.ca iRecycle because Ive been doing it since I was a kid. Labour Day Waste Collection Notice Please Note Collection Day Changes Due to the Labour Day Holiday, waste collection services the week of September 3 will take place the day after your regular collection day. Please place your waste at the curb by 7:00 a.m. on your scheduled collection day. Halton Waste Management Site will be closed on Monday, September 3 Regular Operating Hours Open Monday to Saturday 8:00 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. 5400 Regional Road 25, Milton Please check your 2007 Curb Appeal Waste Management Calendar for details in your area or the Regions Waste Management website at www.halton.ca/waste Labour Day 3 4 5 6 7 8 MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY And the Blue Box keeps growing! Its great to know that aluminum pie plates and aluminum foil can go in the Blue Box. - MacLellan-Watson Family Town brings more pro acts to JET By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing th by z and w by v. During ze fifz year, ze unesesary o kan be dropd from vords kontaining ou, and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombi- nations of leters. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. Author unknown Submitted by Actons worst speller, Ian Pasmore. considering World Music acts, and possibly showing films that were featured in the Toronto International Film Festival. The show time for all three shows is 8pm. All tickets for these shows are priced at $35, and can be purchased at the John El- liott Theatre Box Office in the Halton Hills Cultural Centre, at (905)877-3700 or online at www.haltonhills. ca/theatre . Komplicated English LETTER Rockwood Soccer