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THE NEW TANNERTHURSDAY, JANUARY 29 , 2009 13 519-853-8317 www.actonsoccer.org actonsoccerclub@hotmail.com STARTING THIS MONTH! ADVANCED SOCCER SKILLS SESSIONS Interested in playing soccer at a competitive level or just looking for some extra skills sessions? Were running open indoor practices and evaluation Jan.30 thru Apr.3 (except Mar.20) for two age groups: Boys U12 Fridays 7pm 8:30pm Acton High School For info and to sign up, contact Dave Harrison - 905-873-6152 - harrison@agatlabs.com or Steve Saulnier - 905-702-9063 - govalley@sympatico.ca Girls U15 Fridays 8:30pm 10pm Acton High School For info and to sign up, contact John Reid - 647-881-7055 - jreid@netcast.ca A flat fee of $20 per youth is required for either age group. GET 20% OFF 2009 OUTDOOR SEASON Register by January 31st at www.actonsoccer.org or Dollar Stretcher Daze Call Guelph office to book your appointment (519) 836-8111 With Us www.arnoldhearing.ca Arnold HeAring Centres 77 Westmount Rd. #104, Guelph Ontario N1H 5J1 (519)836-8111 25 MaiN St. N. actON Hearing Health Services: Hearing tests Programming Battery Sales Fitting Repairs Counselling see you friday jan 30 Pamela Ashton BC-HIS Hearing instrument Specialist DeMelo Wellness centre Tristan Countway Hearing instrument Dispenser Tyke Carquest Acton 6 MD Contracting 2 Carquest goals: Cal- l u m P r a t t ( 1 ) , Tr i s t a n Wight(2), Osei Mensah(1), Brady Worthman(2). As- sists: Brady Worthman(1), Jacob Stubbington(1) , Jaskcon Philips(1), Zach- ary OConnor(1), Charlie McGillivray(1), Micheal Ja- nowski(1), Brandon Hatt(1), Hayes Hutchinson(1), Brett Hilts(1), Carter Foster(1), Matteo Costa(1), Chase Aditaj(1) Md Contracting Goals: Eric Marrows(1), Nolan Cree(1). Assists: Jared Pike(1), Christina Gedge(1), Evan Ashe(1) Owen Ken- nedy(1). Jescan Power 5 Eramosa Physiotherapy 3 Jescan goals: Curtis Gol- din(1) Thomas Holmes(1), Spencer Booth(3) . As- sists: Spencer Booth(1), Owen Borges(2), Thom- a s H o l m e s ( 1 ) K i e r a n H a r r i s o n ( 1 ) , J a m e s P a l m e r ( 1 ) , C a l - v i n M o n d e l l i ( 1 ) , Walter Hazzard(1),Zachary Booth(1), Juston Lock- hart(1) Eramosa Physio goals: Stuart MacDonald(2), Gabe Roswell(1). Assists: Kyle Thompson(1), Matthew Geim(1), Evan Robert- son(1), Micheal Battams(1), Nathan Thomson(1), Mat- thew Lantz(1). Novice Maxan Drywall 6 Nor Halton 0 Maxan goals: Noah St. Denis(2), Liam Weir(3), Spencer Waight(1) Assists: Torin Martin(2), Josh Wil- son(1), Hunter McCauley(1), Benjamin Armstrong(1), David Corbett(1) Giant Tiger 7 Front Line 0 Giant Tiger goals: Devin Muise(1) Talon Fife(2), James Nelson-Alves(3), Michael Gillis(1) Assists: Michael Gillis(1), Mitchell Jeffery(2), Brian Secord(2), Braedon Dolloway(2) Talon Fife(1) Devin Muise(1), Brandon Kri(2), Benjamin Rushlow(1) Stihl North- ey(1) Acton Tire Stop 6 Daniel Varanellie 3 Acton Tire Stop goals: Nicholas Jones(3), Ryan Mc- Askill(1), Austin Lovell(1), Luke Miehm(1). Assists: Kyle MacDOnald(1) Luke Miehm(2) Ryan McAsk- ill(1), Nicholas Jones(1), Jack Mowat(1), Nathan Cop- pola(2), Adam Coppola(1) Danial Varanelli goals: Alesio Luna(1), Thomas Adkins(1), Lucas Atom Acton Fire Fighters 4 McDonalds 3 By Charles Tysoe Toronto Maple Leafs Alumni allegedly outscored Halton Hills Firefighters in their recent Charity game at Alcott Arena. One-time Leaf defense prospect Jeff Ware, still waiting for that call from Cliff Fletcher, lit up the board with an early hat-trick while referee Bryan Lewis, from his (suspicious) game-long vantage point at the blue-line in front of the visitors bench, failed to see at least 23 Firefighter goals. True to career form, Lewis also missed every offside while following the advice of the famous deceased army warrior: If you get lost, al- ways look good. Meanwhile, the likes of Steve Thomas, Bill Der- lago, Gary Leeman, Rick Nattress and Lou Fran- ceschetti pushed the Leafs score into double figures de- spite first-line curmudgeon Wilf Paiement, who proved a thorn in his own sides ef- fort with his unsportsmanlike tactics. Paiement hit all four tar- gets in the shooting accuracy contest after fooling Lewis into awarding him extra pucks; then, after scuffling with teammate Franceschetti Paiement dumped a full pail of water into the Firefight- ers bench. His antics forced even the saintly Lewis to award a penalty shot to Fire- fighters mystery ringer Josey the Outlaw, who easi- ly dangled Carleton the Bear to fire up the crowd and the dormant home side. Paie- ment attempted to out the mysterious Outlaw with a feigned group photo at cen- tre ice, but a timely cream pie kept the Outlaws secret safe for another year. Jack Valiquette, one-time OHL scoring champion, proved not quite as skillful in his role as Lewis co-referee and quasi-PA announcer. Gary Leeman handed the inept ringmaster his hockey stick, with instructions to make a useful contribution to the affair; Valiquette both greatly pleased the crowd and showed off his officiat- ing credentials by skating in a large circle with Leemans stick perched vertically on his nose. True to the form of their current NHL namesakes, the Leafs declined to play the third period. The Firefight- ers as expected were not intimidated by Paiements watery crime; they fought back with a clever sleeper play, a player pretending to fall over the back of the net and tossing the puck over the net resulting in a goalmouth melee. The outcome is still under review at NHL Central Com- mand. Was it a hockey play or just great entertain- ment in a worthy cause? The three stars? Number three: Steve Thomas, still with a magical shot and still too good for the American League. Number two: The most beautiful sound in nature not made by loons at sundown the hypnotic rhythm of tape to tape passes of endless variety and skill. And the First Star: a tidy sum raised for C.A.S.H. Cancer Assistance Services of Halton, thanks to the or- ganizational efforts of Kevin Usher and many volunteers. Acton Firefighters suiting up for this tilt were goal- ies Bryce Marshall and Alf Scott; Jamie Galway, Dave Pratt, Trevor McNally, Tim Robertson and Bob Andrews (and son Michael, a George- town Firefighter). Firefighter pucksters, Leaf Alumni clash in cancer games House League Hockey Firefighters goals: Josh Buston(2), Shannon Oul- ton(1), Julianne Vlasic(1). Assists: Drake Slater(1), Methew Buston(1), Stanley Plunkett(1), Shannon Oul- ton(1), Myles Pratt(1) McDonalds goals: Reilly C o n s t a b l e ( 2 ) , N a t h a n Pines(1). Assists: Brandon Anthony(1) MacMillians 2 Herbal Magic 2 MacMillians goals: Mi- chael Allain(2). Assists: Tyler Carisse(1), Marko Pe- jic(1), Martin Pejic(1) Herbal Magic goals : Spencer Evans(1), Malcolm Davidson(1). Assists: Aaron McDonald(2), Dylan Verm- eulen(1) Spencer Evan(1). Halton Power Line 8 Georgetown Chev. 3 Halton Power goals : Hunter Canary(5) Tanner Canary(2), Ryan Payne(1). Assists: Elizabeth Rohde(1), Darren VanHeldon(2), Aiden Kostashuk(2), Cody Mc- LEan(1), Brant Cropper(1) Georgetown Chev goals: Brandon Holmes(1) Jake Case(2) . Assis ts : Jake Case(1), Christian Holmes(1) Brodey Northey(1) Peewee RM Construction 5 Nova Training 2 RM goals: Matt Toe- bes(2), Matt Goldman(2), Sean McIntosh(1). Assists: Michael Turner(2), Mason Coulighan(1), Andrew Rug- gle(1), John Matthews(1) Nova goals: Drake An- drews(1), Josh Cole(1) Assists: Matt Henstridge(1) Matt Grabauskas(1) Miltek 9 Nellis Contruction 2 Miltek goals: Bret Allonby- Swan(4), David Lafrance(3), Travis Baker(1), Avery George(1). Assists: Matt Schumacker(1), Thomas Hall(1), Taylor Pickering(1) and Ian Engstrom(1) Nellis Construction goals: Troy Namink(1), Phillip Bath (1). Assists: Matt Schu- macker(1), Thomas Hall(1), Taylor Pickering(1), Ian Engstrom(1) Graniteworkx 1 Rallis Burger 1 Granite workz goals: Jesse Kenough(1) Rallis goals: Ian Thomp- son(1) Bantam Subway 6 Godfathers 3 Subway goals: David Bickers(2), Dylan Bick- ers(1), Sean Horricks(1), Jesse McFadden(1), Chris- tine Bennett(1). Assists: T.J. Baker(2), Sean Horricks(2), Christine Bennett(1), Jake Hazzard(1), Jesse McFad- den(1), David Bickers(1), Dylan Bickers(1), Megan A d e m a ( 1 ) , S a v a n n a h Muir(1) Godfahter Goals: Ryan Payne(1), Matt Stubbing- ton(1), Gage Cartwright(1). Assists: Ricky Thompson(1), Andrew Lafrance(1), Eric Victoria(1) St. Johns Trophies 5 H.E.L.P. Safety 2 St. John goals : Matt Wilson(2),Jesse Hill(1), Zach Vanderlee(1) , Nick Hansen(1). Assists: Zach Vanderlee(2), Neil Camp- bell(2), Simon McNally(1), Eric MacCallum(1), Jesse Hill(1) H.E.L.P. goals: Adam McCoy(1), Matt Good- fellow(1). Assists: Adam McCoy(1), Ty Kirckpat- rick(1) Yourway Auto 5 Fraser Direct 2 Yourway Auto goals: Cory Tsiourlis(3), Mitchell Lewko(2). Assists: Drew Bachman(1), Shane Carr(2), Cory Tsiourlis(2), Dan Holmes(1), Ethan Job(1), Chris Dunlop(1) Fraser Direct goals: Mike Shortt(2). Assists: Mike Desan t i s (1 ) , Cameron Shortt(2), Alex Wenzel(1) End Zone Sports Exchange 6 X-Marks the Fitness Spot.com 2 End Zone goals: Tyler Colby(1) Robert Laing(1). Assists: Jake Lewis(2), Tyler Colby(1), Emily Karat(1) End Zone goals: Brandon Masini(4), Brian Taylor(1), Hasan Rajabal(1). Assists: Brandon Lockyear (1) . Matt Allain(1), Johnathon Porty(3) Scott Morris(1), Brandon Masini(1)