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GEORGETOWN CHRYSLER 336 GUELPH ST., GEORGETOWN 905-877-0149 GEORGETOWNCHRYSLER.COM ALL OVER THE MAP I have got to tell you, Im partial to celebrating this Thanksgiving in the middle of summer! Of course we will probably be rewarded for this generous blast of heat by having to retrofit our childrens end of the month costumes to accommodate snowsuits. Speaking of Halloween I need some guidance on etiquette. ( I heard that). Our eldest has reached grade 9. So every morning after our hot water tank has been drained, we hear the bathroom scale beep, followed by a groan because the stupid scale has failed to acknowledge the shopping cart full of groceries he consumed the previous day. The routine continues with him walking past my wife & I on tippy toes stopping briefly to guide his hand at a 45 degree angle from the top of his head to various points above our eyebrows. So, how do we tell this new smartest person in our household you cant have it both ways. Are you still a kid or not? (Trust me therell be plenty of opportunities to act immaturely later in life) Halton Hills residents dont want to see young adults at their door past 8 oclock with 2 pillow cases & last weekends bottle drive pickup truck following along the street! Back to Thanksgiving. Careful driving this weekend (we can supply new brakes if you need them) as there are many families coming in to celebrate, overeat & burp with kin. Furthermore, Steve Kessels Most Valuable Puck, Best of the Best annual hockey tournament will mean a little more traffic than the usual rush minute we currently enjoy. Finally, I dont usually get too exited about sheet metal but the new Dodge Caravan is truly outstanding. I get to drive whatever I chose but Im always borrowing my wifes demo because I think its such a cool vehicle. It has once again Leapfrogged all competitors with respect to technology, styling & most importantly VALUE. Best of all it is less expensive than last years models with the New Chryslers progressive approach to supplying world class products that anyone can enjoy. New cashback programs, low interest rates & the latest pull-ahead (get out of your lease early) incentives make this a great time to visit us before you start wasting all your disposable income on Christmas toys that dont last past your spring garage sale. Have a safe and happy Thanksgiving, See you soon. 32 Acton/Georgetown, Friday, October 5, 2007