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THE NEW TANNERTHURSDAY, AUGUST 19, 2010 7GRAPEVINECancer cash donationcommunity-related information The recent annual Acton and phone numbers was to be Ladies League Pink Ball golf delivered today (Thursday) but tournament raised $1,000 to production problems pushed CAShh Cancer Assistance the delivery date to August 24. Services of Halton Hills. Money Registration for fall and winter was also raised by a bake and programming begins Septem-craft sale. Congrats to Carol ber 1.Puncheon who had a hole-on-Bethel eventsone on the fourth hole?Bethel Church is gearing up Beach safefor the fall with invitations to It was safe to swim and play attend two programs. Women in the water at the Old Beach in can find a way to connect with Prospect Park last week health other women and children and BEST BUSINESS: Great service, good food and community spirit earned Lily Thai and Viet-department testing found the learn more about the Bible each namese Cuisine the Business of the Month Award from the Halton Hills Chamber of Commerce. level of bacteria was safe for Wednesday morning beginning Chamber president-elect Kathleen Dills congratulated owners Helen and John Lu on Tuesday. swimming and posted the beach September 15. Frances Niblock photoopen.To find out if a beach has been posted as unsafe, due to poor water quality, call 1-866-443-Political Potholes Puncture Plans5866.What possible reason could Tim Hortons scholarshipDalton Dithers announced, after the federal conservatives have Congrats to Acton Tim Hor-months of indecision, that the The Wayhad to change the method the tons employee Keira Britton U.F.C. is coming to Ontario. I See Itcensus is taken? By making the who received a $1,000 2010 Tim In this age of the 500 channel long form voluntary, and mail-Hortons Scholarship recently.universe, pay per view and the ing it to additional households, Britton is one of 220 Hor-internet, its already here but withthe Tories have managed to blow tons employees to receive the now the fans will be able to Mike OLearyan additional $30-million dol-scholarships this year under the The Coffee Break and Story enjoy the blood and gore first lars and dropped 11 points in the program designed to recognize Hour runs from 9:15 to 11:15 hand, and if theyre lucky, find polls at the same time. This is a able by jail, fines, the seizure of employees and their families each Wednesday morning. Lisa a tooth as a souvenir.truly remarkable achievement your firstborn child etc., it turns who offer their time and talents Sanchez will share her prayer U.F.C. Lawyer Chummer said given that most Canadians pay out not one person has ever as volunteers and want to go to experience at the first session, that the Premier and Consumer little or no attention to politics been prosecuted for census vio-college or university. Britton has while kids aged three to five at-Minister were obviously in during the summer months.lations.worked for Tim Hortons for four tend the Story Hour program in touch with what people want. Probably the Tories thought, Of all the guys Harper could years.the nursery.Hmmm, I wonder where this ho-hum, lets screw around with have sent out to sell the idea of Wait for itintuitive feel for the peoples the census, no-one thinks about the census change he chose Tony If you cant wait to get the opinions were when the H.S.T. it anyhow. Were they ever sur-Clement. Clement couldnt sell fall/winter edition of the Towns and Eco Fees were on the prised. Seems like everyone hookers to the French Foreign Community Activity & Service table?from provincial and territorial Legion if he was standing in a Guide delivered, you can view I guess its only those who governments, municipal govern-house of ill repute with a fist full a copy at the Towns website appreciate the fine art of street ments, departments of health, of free passes.- www.haltonhills.ca/recand-brawling that the Preem is in charitable agencies etc. actually When the jail gambit was ex-parksBethel welcomes men to the tune with. The rest of us now used those numbers. Go figure! posed as a fraud he moved to The guide, which lists all Mens Toonie Breakfast on the know where we stand in the The head of Statscan quit over plan B. It is unnecessarily of the Towns fall and winter second Saturday of the month, pecking order.this mess.intrusive he said. Really now, programming and a host of beginning September 11.I had to smile when the Min-The problem stems from the do you care if the Government ister said that adherence to the proposal that the Tories plan knows how many bathrooms rules is the number one issue. to change the compulsory long you have? Why would you not Fighters have to be licensed, use Whats Your Beef?form to a voluntary long form. want to tell them how many only Ontario appointed officials, Other users of this information people live at your house un-have medical professionals Put it in a letter to the Editor!say this will skew the numbers less youre harbouring illegal standing by and the fighters enough as to make them unreli-immigrants or conducting other must be of the same calibre. Its better than able. Personally, whether I get such nefarious activities?Good luck! This sounds like a the long form or the short form, There are some people who fight arranged by the Baptist just chewing I fill it out and send it in. Whats claim the Government doesnt Church. No offence intended to your cud!the big deal? The government need this type of detailed infor-the Baptists.spends millions on advertising mation. I suppose these same This reminds me of the big why they need an accurate count complainers dont need social Deadline is hoo-haw announcement years of the number of residents we programs, rec centres, roads ago that Ontario was to have Tuesday at noon.have. Now, in order to appease a and sewers, hospitals and other casino gambling. Then came few paranoid people, the whole health care benefits that come the rules; no smoking and two process has been turned topsy-with having accurate counts of beer limit. Ontarios casinos turvy.the population. To my mind, lose money. That takes a per-PLANNING I recall the only issue with the these are the same conspiracy verse talent. But then, they also last survey was that there was theorists who look skyward for managed to lose money on a lot-TO MOVE?no box to check for Canadian. black helicopters carrying U.N. tery and we wont mention the I assumed this was part and par-troops determined to take over OLG executives big spending Call Betty Anne cel of the multi-cultural crap that the world.expense account.Trudeau foisted on us. I wrote in When one looks at the poten-Dithering Dalton has finally 519-853-1944Canadian as my protest, (Ive tial long term damage done to realized hes liable to have his always been a rebel) and waited the Tories future election ex-ass kicked in next years elec-for the Mounties to pound on pectations you cant help but We will arrange a tion so hes giving the masses my door. Sadly, none showed wonder why the P.M. didnt what he thinks we simple folk welcome to yourup. In fact, in spite of the dire stick to the first rule of politics. want. Hes wrong.warnings that failure to fill out If it aint broken; Dont fix it!The H.S.T. trumps the U.F.C. new communitythe census was a crime punish-Not to be outdone Premier every time.