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Acton Wednesday Jan 5 FABRICATORS LTD Factory Outlet THE NEW CERAMIC TILED jppf Genuine self cleaning glass door aid To Thit Local DYNASTAR FABRICATORS LTD FACTORY No in of Ha c BRAMPTON FACTORY OUTLET IE nor Marshs Stoves 3322DundoiSl niomunn Toionto TUES WED THURS FRI 9 9 SAT Smileys grand boys are precocious Well a typical week Went to a euchre and learned that I was even more stupid at euchre than I am as ray wife tells me bridge And this is abys mally stupid art is 1 don t like games in which one must use one mind and at the same time depend on Luck loves them I had to almost literally drag her from the euchre party And I hate navigating which I also contend despite the protests of all W War navigators who thought they bombed when they were bom bin an orphan asylum Is a trade for depend on such weird things as mathematics and physics and not the trade for an intelligent person who in witchcraft The Lord and a good pilot 1 git hem home So almost the lesson My wife navigated home in rain 1 merely steered the brute And she learned that he shortest distance between two points is wluteverwav thecargoes with me at the wheel fkr I up on her math lurried to intuition got home finally but the guy behind me wondered if I was leading him on a wild goose chase Perish the thought And speaking f wild geese I had a visit from my grandboys There seems little connect ion but there is I took them down in tht park to sec the wild geese to mc an on going awe They re not really wild They re smart They are who have discovered that it easier and saves a lot of vicar and the wings to dump themselves in he local park and feed heavily on bread and fish chips rather than fly Cost of flights south is even let alone Canadian tur keys who enormous sums to get in the sun for a week in winter by Bill Smiley Anyway the boys thought the geese were for the birds and that Ihi sea gulls Until I threw a breadcrust and they watched a great gander and an insignificant sea gull go for it No conflict The kids apparently learned some deep lesson about Darwin because they started throwing stones potential Toronto fans at sea 1 also learned si me other things while the boys were here lalwavsdo M own kids were brought up in properly They In swear break things get their clothes dirty They were lobe respectful not ask embarrassing questions of adults and vote against the government These grandboys arc com pi i lelv irrepressible They might be a little quiet patiently contemptuously during a f ivemmute harangue after they just knocked a lamp off a table but it just a cover They roll their eyes at each other They don t swear but they know all hi word as a little listening will confirm They break things with abandon always coming up with the wideeyed that It just broke They jump deliberately into puddles that will them to the navel They call nit Hill How s that for respect They ask embarrassing questions How hair is black Gran and Bill sis white Why do put your teeth in a glass at night Bill are you afraid tin fairies will get hem and not leave you a dime How come Gran gets mad when sou fall asleep with your open Gran why are gelling so fat going to have a We had some people in on and a little girl three ell with the viorst of the two Bah rid and followed turnaround all Her father re ported that she gel to steep until ten hat night The s influence I also learned si about our when I took them and dumped them it a m itinee it the local fall it si Si otigiliii bach It was a in dav Second all the big wheel lleafllutnt bent lint grandfather 1 them a buck for I I prices of No were tint dollar themone small box of popcorn and one small pop cents for a narrow box of stale popcorn and cents fur the smallest pop And id dropped Ins dime up to Si What a ripoff The show opened I TO The movie a cheap car toon cgan at and ran or an hour there at the popcorn counter in a town that is one of the worst Canada as far as Ihi recession and goes were all little kids wiving two and fivedollar bills at the popcorn girl Some recession hard llieir mother had a convenient r and heir gran had guests to prc- for so tht and I spent most of time ogeher It was like spending a weekend with two harming cm artists know well rt being taken right down to he gumes want for but it so much fun hat you scarcely feel the shall going in Ballmafad Joy sadness mingle at holiday season liv Smith meet was special as husbands and guests joined for the pot luck dinner The eommittte in of planning tht mtal had tht tables beautifully decorated for oeeaswn Just before supper the munv candles which said then helped tithe buffet supper the meal was icr of said i few words of vvekonR short program followed then all joined in singing Christmas of Stuarts LOW PRICE GUARANTEE Stuarts FREE PARKING Clarence BRAMPTON NOBODY UNDERSELLS STUARTS End Table gnmiswcrt then played which added to a most evening The Christmas Eve service at the church was well attended It was mostly all musical with J passages of script urt at different Inter during the service The Imlidavs wtrc saddened what for members of in the community when they suffered loss of a loved one Miss Jennie passed away at the Hospital on She had been ill for sometime We extend sympathy to Mrs Mary MeLeannitd Mrs Ada Kirkwoodand family Members of Burls family including Connor and daughters Lorraine Knocpfll John and Debbie Burt Burt and Mrs Richard spent Christmas at the Smith farm Mr and Mrs Leu spent Christmas at their daughter and son in law home In Hills burgh Mrs Lola Marshall her daughter and numbers of her family lo Toronto on Christmas day where they spend the with the Miller family New Years party was us usual a big success at the com centre when the couples danced the old year out and the New Year in to the of George A lluppy Healthy is wished for nil CANADIAN CANCER SOCIETY ACTON UNIT CALL OPEN 24 HOURS DAYS A WEEK 8777722 4536716 CUdr BRAMPTON MMMMMMf MhmMm tot your It to your Wtlcoma boat will bring 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