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Georgetown Acton Wednesday July B9 Smiley s advice to June grooms This is the month news papers and womens run ar ticles giving advice to the June bride Ironically there Isnt a woman alive either needs or win take advice when it comes to keeping man In line But I know somebody who does so lets have a little advice for that neglected rather pathetic figure the June groom First of all young fellow what ever made you do If There you were living at home eating Mom a great cooking spend your money foolishly but for fun things kicking up your heels a bit and without a single worry the world You were in clover boy However its too late now and I cer tainly wouldnt try to turn you away from the cliff In fact I hate to see any young fellow avoid such an enlightening education as marriage But Just as I wouldnt send a ten yearold boy into the ring with the heavyweight champ of the world I dont like to see you going into a battle that will last your whole life with no weapons but own dim wits Fust In tog you d better do after the ceremony is over all the Jokes smiled at and all those dumb relatives of hers kissed and shaken by hand is to let her know boss When you start on your wedding trip just have a quiet little talk with her Dont get nasty Just be firm When she stops crying and you stop apologizing It will be all settled who Is Ihe boss But dont allow a little setback like that to get you down You really want to be boss and have all that responsibility anyway Next try this Tell her you think that people should get out by themselves once in a while after theyre married If youve only been wearing a ball and chain for a out to dinner month or so she might even agree Then you get crafty In that case you say you mind if I go over to Joes on Friday night His wifes away and hes having a few of the boys for a round able discussion on the merits of a full house as opposed to a straight If she says with a painful grimace no she doesnt mind at all shes lying in her teeth But never mind that Go ahead and make your plans Dont say another word about it until Friday night however cool the domestic atmosphere becomes Get dressed for a poker party Then Just before she bursts Into tears say I was only kidding lam Id rather go out with you You may be lying in your teeth but shell be so flabbergasted that youll have her eating out of your hand For a week When the first baby arrives don let her pull that little mother needs her sleep routine Stand on your rights Insist that she get up every other night to walk with the little squall whether she likes it or not She won t but youll feel better about your token resistance Another Important requisite for a young husband is the ability to lie when looking her straight in the eye Practise In the bathroom Better still ask any old husband for lessons If she says When are you going to cut that lawn give her a very sincere look and reply Tomorrow night lamb Its too wet or dry right now With any tuck it be pouring rain tomorrow night or somebody will ask you your sentence is served Is the ability to change the subject without seeming to Theres no particular set of rule about this Just observe closely bow your wife does It and youll soon become adroit when you don like the direction the conversation Is taking Make it a point to hang up your clothes every night not Just sling them over a chair In tact its not a bad to lock them right up Never ever get the idea that your wife is above such things aa going through your pockets And before changing your clothes make absolutely sure there is no discriminating evidence them such as a book of matches with Murphys Bar and Massage Parlour inscribed on it I know that you wouldnt be caught dead In such a place and that a friend gave you the matches but shell never beleive it on a stack of Bibles she found a match book with Park Pins Lounge on it To this day know where I got It unless some friend planted on me and to this day she swears I was having a rendezvous with an old flame Speaking of old flames avoid them you would the bubonic plague An air force friend of mine took his wife to England for their twentyfifth anniversary treat Met en old girl friend a pub intro duced his wife had some drinks got a little too cosily reminiscent with the old flame He has now been married years and his wife basal spoken to him In the last ten Not a bad fate really but It does create problems With these few pointers dispensed I can look with some equanimity on the pro cession to the slaughterhouse Above all dont worry young groom The first forty years are the wont After that its a Hospice group being trained Laurie Bennett the coordinator of the Palliative Care Service at Mlaslssauga Hospital gave the training program to new members of the North Halton Hospice at St Johns United Church She has worked In palliative care for six years being a found ing member of the Palliative Care Associa tion of Ontario well as the Palliative Care Work Group of Toronto She developed a volunteer training program Tor palliative care work groups The North Hospice acknowledged several which have assisted them in making the training program poss ible including the Kiwanis Club or George town Elks Lodge St Johns Church the Cancer Society and Willing Helpers St Johns United Church Glen Williams They are also Indebted St Johns Church Georgetown for the use of their and to Real Estate for Add land Apiece of land hectares In size owned by Eric and Jacqueline will be added to the International Bible Students Associa tions Jehovah a Witnesses land on High way Halton Land Division approved the separ ation and conveyance of the land to the abutting landowner The land has no front age la metres deep and metres wide Solicitor Bert Arnold told the Committee the transaction was Intended to regularize the boundary line I POPE CHARTER ACCOUNTANTS 232QiNlph8tTMt Halton KHlt Ontario 8731601 TOWN- Country CLEANING 8770387 HILLS SHOPPING CENTRE DENTURE THERAPY CLINIC J KOHARIDT PHONE 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