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Smiley s heaven a swirling stream What yew lias to tod moat you so to Lets assume for one moment that were all going to get there Some people would plump for a meeting with the ones 1 can never a fellow who has served a life sentence waiting to be greeted by the warden when be fatla the pearly galea Other sad souls would be overjoyed If they could Not me Being happy all the time would be a real drag I thoroughly enjoy being miserable on this orb when good happens my pleasure is Intensified Quite a few who Buffer from physical ailments would be satisfied with peace and comfort The Insomniac imagine days and nights of solid slumber The arthritic dreams of being able to scratch op posite ear without feeling as though his arm was being severed at the shoulder by a redhot iron Flatchested girls would settle for a mammoth bosom They forget that none of the rot of us would be interested Some chaps I know would be perfectly happy to leave anytime If they could count on a golf course with emerald fairways and velvet greens lSholesaday in which they sliced not nor did they book and a good gome of poker at the the bar bandy Many sober I know would be happy in heaven for ever afterwards if they could be guaranteed and get it writing their wires or husbands would be to the other place permanently AlcboUcs would not only be in heaven but the seventh of be same name If their crock ranatifa over perpetually and somebody else was looking after things A few millionaires once they bad admit ted they couldnl take it with them would be serene in a place where there were no taxes no labor movements no wages to pay and nobody Hug them to donate to something every 12 minutes My personal fantasy is a simple one Id go like a shot if someone would promise me unconditionally a dark swirling trout stream impregnable to invasion by women telephones and other nuisances pond loaded with tankers I can bear It the exciting mutter of a small dam just around the bend the splosh of a startled frog the sudden heart stopping takeoff of a disturbed partridge the whack of a beaver tail However since my chances of getting to heaven are just about as slim as my chances of a personal trout stream if I did get there I guess 111 settle on Opening Day for ray old haunt the Secret Place Where The Big Ones Are Not a soul knows about It except me And the BOO noisy characters who have beard about it since last year Heaven thou art distant yet I would work tike heck to get There if thou could condone A stream for me and me alone Attempt to sew on arm fails An attempt by doctors at Toronto G Hospital to sew a mans arm back on wen a fanning accident near HUttburgh October George Wheeler of RR Ortoo la listed In fair condition to hospital after caught his left arm in a machine while harvesting com with Ron Crane of Grand Valley According to Guelph OPP the men were working In a field at lot Coo Erin Township when the accident occurred Wheelers arm was severed betwe the elbow and the shoulder Crane drove the victim to a nearby far mhouse and called the Fire Department the Orangwille ambulance B Wills who administered first aid until the ambulance arrived Wheeler was taken to Hos pital and from there to Toronto to the air ambulance In the meantime his arm was removed from the machinery and sent to the hospital where the unsuccessful attempt was made to join it back on COOTTRY DRY GUANINE NUT COSTS SEAL WINDOWS DOORS CHIMNEY FLASHING SIDING ETC CLEANING FENCE PAINTING AMD DOOM 8778247 8770387 MILS SHOPPING DENTURE THERAPY CLINIC J KOHARI DT PHONE 8778974 122 ST ION 7 GEORGETOWN Hie light touch ALL YOUR LIGHTING ELECTRICAL NEEDS UNDER ONEROOF GERRIE ELECTRIC Lighting Centre I 8772264 ARMSTRONG AVE S GEORGETOWN KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS BINGO Holy Cross Church Auditorium EVERY THURSDAY 54 numbers 56 numbers MOO numbers numbers numbers ICE TIME AVAILABLE ATTHE Erin Community Centra Sundays 30 Thursdays 10 30 p Saturdays 70010 30 pm WE FIX IT with workmanship WE STRIP IT by hand no dipping WRh finish HUTMrWSTURE Color Your Anniversary AUhtstore Wtakl from 2 Leading Canadian Makers Prices so low we cant mention their names Choose from 1000s of rolls all and ready to go Price Premium Quality Ceiling Paint Everyday Low Save Our Interior SemiGloss Latex Everyday Low 98 Save Our Finest Velvet Latex Everyday Low Price 24 Plus More Specials aw 4BtrM Floor It Color Your World Peel Stick NoWax Vinyl Floor Vwandii Everyday Low Price 19 Over Grand Prize Trip for Two London or Paris via British Airways Plus Over Instant Win Prizes Come into Color Your World today and get your instant win game card 5 Celebrity Cars 50 pairs of Speakers 50 20 Panasonic Color TVs 50 sets of Tires 50 Binoculars 50 ATARI Video Computers 50 Panasonic Stereo to Go 50 CITIZEN Quartz Watches Kodak Kodacolor Rims 50 50 Kodak Kodamatic Cameras Gift Certificates ColorYburWnid ii in StaNtlsmlslsmnvFrLlsmsJsrtsfllils