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Nov 161983 JOHNSON associates LIMITED REALTOR Dava McMutten SalMAHodaw If you are thinking about a move I can be of assistance For an evaluation without obligation pleasacag Res 8771179 Buk MONEY MAKER up Being m a going concern at 900 Getdetiitt horn Warn Knight on being independent and making money AUTOMOTIVE OPPORTUNITY ram chance to own an auto wracking yard and used parts depot This one it located light in Erin and comaa with yard shop and attractive owner horn Asking Cal on MAIN STREET COMMERCIAL op notch lots of parking excellent exposure Presents tenanted Good value at 84 900 Cell Laura Hayward 9377 ROYAL CITY REALTY LIMITED SALES ASSOCIATE Rat SilvercrMk 87747S8 BuslnMs CooRtrvHUAWayHmO GETTING MARRIED or TIRED OF RENTING Private Lot Pool PLANNING A SPRING MOVE GKw a tat a aw you can qualify Preferred Attention and an evaluation lor home PLEASE CALL AND ASK FOR ME PERSONALLY A formula to steady nerves Are your frozen with terror these days Youre not Then wake up you vegetable Youre supposed to be Havent you noticed the relentless cam paign to scare the living daylights out of us ordinary souls There seems to be a con spiracy in the communications media to put you and me and our wives and kids into a perpetual state of fear Advertising is the most prevalent though not the most powerful weapon of the scaremongers It is suggested that If we have greasy hair or a greasy sink were sunk that if we dont use a certain soap well stink that if we dont drink a mans beer were a bunch of you-know- Well all this is enough to set up a certain nervous tension in the ordinary amiable chap What man wants to admit hes a failure because be cant rush out to his friendly neighborhood dealer and snap up an allnew Super Aurora Borealls Shooting Star Sedan with safety belts Or has dan drufP But this is for the morons You know all the people who dont read this column If they want to wind up with acid stomach upset nerves migraine headaches and ir regularity as constipation is now known serves them right Anybody who is frightened by that kind of advertising deserves it But it is not on the humble commercial watcher that the big guns of the horrorbri gade are trained It Is on the serious read They have moved lock stock and frightful Into the newspaper line book and serious TV field Every time I pick up leaf through or switch on one of these media somebody Is trying to frighten the wits out of mc about something It a bit hard for a fellow to cope with Black headlines or graphic pictures that Im supposed to be shaken rigid about Communists and cancer birth con trol and bingo high school dropouts and homosexualism Simultaneously Im supposed to be stricken by integration and insulation If Im not In favor of the former therell be a terrible bloodbath If Im agin the latter my heating bill will soar Sometime during the day Im supposed to be whimpering in a corner because of highpriced funerals the computer which is going to put me out of a Job the unful filled housewife and all that leisure time Im going to have next year when auto mation takes over Youll notice I even mentioned nuclear fission which Is old hat nor the squirrels In my attic who at this moment according to an article are chewing my wiring to start a fire in which well be cremated and do we have enough Insurance If people werent basically so tough sensible and mean they d all go to bed and pull the covers over their heads For tunately were as sensitive as an old rub ber boot But In cose the scoredistri butors are bothering you let me give you a formula that Is guaranteed to steady the nerves One thing at a time Communists most of us are twice as scored of our wives as we are of the Red menace Cancer you want to live forever Creeping Socialism better than the gal loping type The Computer so who wanted a Job in the first place Unfulfilled Housewivesfill them High Priced Funerals you dont hove 10000 grant to mark Ontario BiCentennial Celebrations to mark the birthday of Acton and Georgetowns 120th anniversary are among the possible events which might be staged in 1984 to mark the 200th birthday of the settlement of Ontario Councillor John McDonald chairs the Hills council BlCentemilal commit tee which reported to council recently Councillors Rick Buss Miller and Marilyn Serjeantson also sit on the commit tee Marilyn Brandt he provinces area informed the com mittee that Halton mils will receive a grant and council will decide what It is spent on Representatives attended the meeting from the Town recreation department Georgetown and Acton Chambers of Com merce the Historical Society and Glen Williams Town Hall Board and passed on ideas It was noted both Acton and Georgetown have birthdays In 1984 The many Identifiable communities In Halton HillsGeorgetown Acton Lime- house Glen Williams Nerval etc should be aware of the Bi centennial year and be considered for a grant to celebrate to their own comm unity If they so the committee reported