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GEORGETOWN HERALD THURSDAY MAY 10 Page Cambering a lire truck was part of the fun for the 1st Georgetown Brownies Wednesday May FIRE HAIL FUN when they toured the fire department From left Christine Fudge Diane Melton Carolyn Booth BILL SMILEY Summer Plans Often Go Afoul Donna and Susie Baker listen as Broun Owl Marion Booth points out pieces of fire equipment husband and I could do please don t hesitate Me Well lets tec You re the Queen of Canada Right Right Well look There this school hoard see I a teacher know If you d just write them a nasty letter Why I got one Grade 9 class with in it Just tell them to lay off persecuting me Oh yeah And would you call our neighbours thcDalrymples and make sure they re watering our lawn Were planning to go to while you girls got England this summer Last together and talked about summer we planned to go to the rotten kids and stuff Mantimcs Last winter we The Ow Now I planned to go to Barbados Two yes That have summers ago it was a trip been lovely Hut we across Canada The plans are must to Canadar this great but the performance is summer frightful bore but nil there it m not sure whose fault it is Me Yep 1 that the Smileys never get off of having to be lite to or k who h the ground I blame my wife dinar people And it a brute in his boot- She hates getting ready for a for heat there in the trip I sometimes think she summer Especially deliberately broke her ankle prairies Anyway Buckingham Palace on be any problem But what aw if there last summer so she wouldnt have to get ready She naturally me because don get everything in time She may have a point I don t like super organization I like to just take off and wind up wherever the fates take me with as little baggage as possible She likes to know where she going to lay her head at night and likes to have something decent to wear on every occasion that night present itself That three suitcases It also poses a big problem for this summer I just know that when the Queen and Phil hear we re going to be in the K there II be an invitation of some sort waiting far us at the Dorchester or the Savoy or the Dirty Duck Trouble is what sort of affair will she invite us to If it s a lawn parly that means for my old lady a long summer dress hat white gloves And for a tough decision whether to wear my white sport shirt or my blue one But what if it s for dinner at the Palace as it probably will be That another kettle of fish and chips ft would mean a dinner dress and different shoes for the boss I could manage a black tie over my while sport shirt and if it was extra formal I d pin my Canadian Spam medal to my shirt 1 can just hear the dinner conversation a bit fluty and high bred but sort of chummy Rather like the Pope trying to draw out the parish priest The queen How of you and your charming wife to do us the honour of coming to dinner Have you been to England before Mr Wiley Yes your Honour uh your Worship Queen I fought for your old man in the last war Guess you were Just 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