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ftfieFIERALO Home Newspaper of Hills WM1MSDAY Milt It A Division of Canadian Newspapers Company Limited Main St South Georgetown Ontario IIAM Publish r BOB Editor Second Clan Mill Number Take my son the hand by My son started school last week Its alt going tu be strange and new to him for while and I wish you would sort of treat him gently You see up to now hes been kind of the ruler of the roost been boss of the backyard 1 have always been around to repair his wounds and Ive been hand to soothe his feelings But now things are going to be different He walked down the front steps waved his hand and started on his great adventure that might include wars and tragedy and sorrow To live his life in the world he has to live In will require faith and love and So teacher I wish vou would of take him by his young hand and teach him the things he will have to know Teach him but gent if you can lie will have to learn I know that all mm are not just that all men are not true Teaih him that for every scoundrel there is a hero that for every rooked politician there is a dedicated leader Teach him that for every enemy there is a friend I him learn early that the bullies are the easiest people to lick Teach him the wonders of books Give him quiet time to ponder the eternal mystery of birds in the sky bees in the sun and flowers on a Teach him that it is far more honorable to fail than to cheat Teach him to have faith in his own ideas even if everyone tells him they are wrong Try to give my son the strength not to follow the crowd when everyone else is getting on the bandwagon Teach him to listen to all men but to filter all he hears on a screen of truth and to take only the good that comes through Teach him to sell his brawn and brains to Hie highest bidder hut never to put a price tag on his heart and soul Teach him to cloy e his ears to a howling mob and to stand and he thinks hes right This is a order teacher but see what you can do Hes such a nice little fellow son Reprinted from Brampton Dally Times Darcy keeps a promise IS rem Of The Herald days igo here the tin met ling projected and pared in whit argument rpli idingorlwfijmg whole programs are lo a Is change of philosophy In tii Hit budget philosophy has I I tk In here mil mother Tin old or Mil hat hall Hut Ihil hi it elded by I Tilt tit IT meetings the ministries iiim in and a picture of iht are planning or nib in our amount tin- initul vetting his the veiling it seems a is more like surgery in his last budget sin promised js going lo cut Hit deficit Is going to hive to manage in spending Ami it seems is determined to kef his promise despair of his in the tor nothing or nobody Is l nig spared c programs irnil loi per on cwo cylinders fins mi liny can be under n1itism in I in hard lo ft Vine argued and Housing Minister John llhodr rj i Ii r III it would defend the I of of need lor tommy than to answer dog Jim i ilngumg prospect that in mil In- in ml is Hint will his fill would publicly bring our Tin r lie two main purposes lor Ibis dm the public showed In w i minority is be rtady for an election at any Mine it would lie on object lesson or mini tip ililies before si irl drafting their mil budget How the prime minister shuffles the cabinet By ST WART Mac Ottawa Of The Herald Having talked a group of cabinet ministers some of wham may be Involved in a forthcoming cabinet shuffle and oil of whom have had chain with Prime Minister I was enthusiastically prepared today to provide some Inside information on might happen I thought was In a fairly good position confirm or cancel some of Iht speculnllon that has been swirling around the Icati Tower for lack of other newsworthy I had something say on Ihe most current gossip- that Trade Minister Jean would become our new minister of I was going to discuss the future of Jnik Horner the former Tory who now wails in wings as a minister without portfolio Olio would have figured in my ii bull along with Privy Council Allan Mac Each en Health Minister Mart And here would have been other names sprinkled through this story on conversations with sources hat would have been dentrlbtd as highly placed unusually well Informal or would have been loo far down lint Hut something happened on Hie way to typewriter actually did tome across an unusual source a person who has been In in eon vernations the prime minister and cabinet win were being discussed And dine this Win rill milieu In speculating on lahlnrl soureiN who would tie tin reliable are Ihe worst Sometimes you would be of talking with the leaning staff on Parliament Hill And he went on I I Iwdn I hi lie When he Is thinking about a shuffle he will often invite two or mlnhlem drop in inrli and have a very Informal that Ihi Ir future He obviously wants sunn of I heir iilhuiinimi for iMillMts and see whether an happy when thiynri or when would like to go not it ae of him saying I In lis person also old me that when the talked Allan into ivuig up Hie prestigious external affair il Privy and government tint he minister had every He a Mirtmn of Ihe negotiations Involved lit Mict also becoming head in in International Development r i Job lit early love i mi firm and it iitmmirv has around for a long time id hat I rudcau technique he Ii whtlher it is deliberate or si is in original invention II 1 1 ird ton Prime Minisler only in that he would future of one minister with a miniUr And hat doubted beet I pre shuffle id ihufftt And as I wtre more often wrong than Looking through our files Ihiin by iids The ripoff syndrome is taking over llyfI i- a word coined by the yount a word many of us have adopted A ripoff is to lie taken for ride to be without any ration for wrung or obligations iti low art a few that tiling my maybe you shtire of Chun with mi I grew up in the gentrntion that Presley Thtrt arc few people history that come along and leave mark on the culture or the like Elvis did eh ihe style of of his era He was Indeed the King and roll a vibrant musk hut about and roll none of us for or will tvtr of anyone Is a the death of Ivis wuh Many of us felt the shock of his death it made us aware of our own lives piming quickly by We reminisced oh itjllons played tribute I Ivls wt numbered through TV hi of bobby unit rotk mid roll I hi begins now because his isliein exploited Ixynnd Irlbult It become truss and as parasite pinsiti on o a money making of Presley lb suicl for the id seems In be lost in a in on jungle of to exploit every I of mi dying into a money making proposition t made great to living his music his style his inship We do hut enough im the trass and the ballyhoo end Id him rtt Anoth pit ripoff today Is this whole over Hit mi trie system Now I can si i no son why tun go metric on other mil nun stc any particular reminds mo of a sort of keeping up wilh on scale other tounlrif are we ripoiriB going II urn whin things pttnnl off on the l Ihcj want or not much for democracy lloiKvir iniirit it Is we might as well iiiaki best it Why tan I Ihene new signs that reptuemg all the old mile signs show both no lhn the motorist isn entirely while we moke the great change 1 wonder If the increase in speeding tickets from miles to kilometres his bearing on matter A former III fine fm 10 miles over limit Is In metric Mjybe the metric system isn such a bail idea ill only J Publti Is rijipiii What is new Ititinlly group of 11 win their personal gripes with im wns In when tht Imvirlng over you puffers Nam the two big body odor and id breath One kid complained he had one teacher whose suit could have made it Into class on its own without benefit of Person hygiene in any public position should be notch average tut hers definitely not we are not by any means Implying Ihut hi holds true for ntir profession i Is with en olli tub rs sinsitivi IdIhkI odor Hit of tun hi Imiim Un git ate I is a young Dm lo ihatije sihoolsyilnn Iht tilling ore kids than I thinks ml sproduns smst ll i i but Him iti i ly ll Whin Ihi Ii I 1 tit Mini lit in i old mil Hit wot Id win In i mil has pnscnttd us s a drink is grrnt I mm nut lit loll ilioholism is lukiii in My ruilly tan I justify Us us irlltularly Hit of Hit Irlnkmc on suit Itio hi applied to crass Inlifnlifi gr would be In I I jit livlngit the school one a pupil high school and the from tin second time In recent weeks torn i il v ilh he possibility or passing an mil must The subject was first up three weeks ago when a letter from Iolki Hoy Holey because police complaints of squealing whtils mil noisy motor vehicles Council him the police would be able to Mini what is was by a Georgetown rtsiiliui for not taking action against builders continuing build houses in the isttrn subdivision even though Ihe present schools win already overflowing If Ihe the resident added public siliiHils would be forectl to their hours Id to with the number of pupils delivery is promised for all pack bill one Hung father Earl of I wing did not expect was home around Bam the with little warning leaving the siirpnsul father to cope situation livtrtd Ins five pound daughter Wan I both mother and daughter I hospital Wanda Is the Pink i s fifth thild the first to arrive In such A break in water off lb In Id Drive which went undetected from until morning dropped the iter level in the water tower and the to the danger point During the pi nod gallons above the record consumption was used Town foreman Frank only thing lhal kept town v in supply going thewater tower The rlsis over Tuesday and works depart tut said the water level would be back to by Thursday A Growers employee has hern eh with arson and theft following a fire the company Monday night the fire there this year had lo refill pumper Irucka from a stream Ontario Street because of a water Iwrhf Metric gives her a headache as do all numbers By SUSAN Life Is becoming more complicated with every day that passes As though inflation unemployment and separatism were not giving more than enough problems to contend with they now sock to with a new headache metrication Now versus farenbdt I can hack I do not have to understand It just feel It If you stick your hand out of the front door and It turns purple It Is obviously cold outside if it turns brown and freckled It Is hot Kilometres however are a different mat Irccentlyreadwhatwaseupposedtobeft simple computation whereby you reduce the total of kilometres to unlta of tens multiply that by six and then round It off to the nearest five However when you are barrelling along a highway having already painstakingly decided what 100 kilometres are In real numbers a sign suddenly announcing that you must reduce your speed lo BO kilometres is enough paralyse you fear Striving lo strike a delicate road balance while pinned between two enormous tran sport rucks with a cement practically climbing up your tall pipe hardly strikes roe as the appropriate time to be coping with mathematical equations especially if like me your arithmetic is such that you need to resort to fingers and toes What happens when you run out of those Will an abacus mounted on ihe dashboard of a car soon become an optional extra I am the first lo that number factors ortlme3labeosweu5edlcallthem in school were never my strong suit I did master the two fives and tens but most of the others were a bland then remain so today this to my children How do you expect to pass in maths unless you know your number factor I have thundered at them aver the years What is the mailer wilh today education On the other hand despite my mental block I never failed a year in school While I never passed with an A a B or oven a C I seem to recall that was promoted each year wilh an asterisk and a II was only in later years that I learned stood for teacher is desperate and that they consequently passed me along to the grade merely so they would not have to face me for a second consecutive year My teachers obviously believed In sharing their tribulations in true sisterhood fashion or possibly the headmistress was only trying to prevent mass resignations from her staff It would appear that my whole life thus far like that of the majority has been manipulated It may be very and unpatriotic but I simply cannot get too enthusiastic over he subject of international trade Canada tlon while wrestling the horrors of highway traffic and simultaneously having to figure out what six limes eight may wont out to Of course there Is nothing like the thrill of self preservation on the roads for taking your mind off inflation unemployment separatism Quebec motorcyclists the worst V moil limes is considered be two weeks ih i go by loo fast It Is also a period when too many drivers try to go too far too fast By all accounts the worst drivers on the road this summer In Canada were lists in Quebec whose moltos seems to be every man for himself The very same bike riders have been complaining heir insurance rates ore too high Few companies will now cover tbem When you encounter a motorcyclist in Quebec chances ore four to one ho t got any insurance Quebec officials say the more than three times as accident- prone as arc motorists in neighboring Instead complaining about Insurance companies which Is a popular habit the accident prone uninsured motorcyclists of Quebec should consider what they are doing wrong Thousands of motorists who have been unlucky enough to encounter would be happy to advise them by long distance phone or mail Cue Mercury wis