IMS Entertainment Russian history inaccurate A of weeks bock as you II re call Mikhail Gorbachev caused a sen In the R by revealing that the country history books were riddled with inaccuracies In act Gorbachev went so far to cancel the yearend history exams for Russian students on the grounds they had all been fed a steady diet of misinformation On first bearing this two thoughts sprang mediately to mind One bravo for Gorbachev Two where in heck was Gorbachev when was getting a minus in History beyond question that the textbooks and I differed fundamental as to what had jclually taken Natural Ihac always assumed the misinformed part But all of a sudden Gorbachev rev elation raises the question of whether our own history books are as accurate as we ve always assumed which in turn raises the possibility ihat I mn have been absolutely correct when I identified and as defencemen for the Montreal Ca a disturbing notion and It all the more disturbing because our own government has been hinting of late that far too many Canadians ore miiin formed and deluded about key hislon truths In fairness the Tones have always had to right against a bad historical rap it is commonly pointed out for in stance that Quebec refused to vote Tory for years because Sir John A Macdonald hanged Louis By Ian Thomson New Service But or even greater significance is the Tories oft stated belief that their present unpopularity arises from the voters Inability to perceive the truth which is more or less that all of Cana da problems hove been caused by the Liberals and that the current And this raises an urgent question Can the Tories continue to put up with such injustice Or will they sooner or later have to follow Gorbachev lead history books to explain whalreiWj happened Obviously a full account of Canadian history can be given in the space of it is Lolumn Out a turn could be provided In the beginning as we should all hate been taught in school this great nation was opened up by the fearlessly progressive and yet wisely live pioneers known as the free Trad a term later corrupted to Fur Traders by Liberals who slurred their speech because of chronic alcoholism These early Free Traders built the country almost single and from their ranks arose the venerable Sir John A Canada a greatest ever prime minister until the IBM election Macdonald of course for having built the railway upon completion of which he appointed Louis Kiel as the first chairman of of directors The Conservatives continued to lead una da toward ever greater prosperity until they were interrupted by the First WorldWar a tragic conflict which be gan when an Austrian archduke was as by a Serbian fanatic who has since been identified as the great uncle of Pierre Trudeau An even greater setback was caused by the notorious election of when the Inexplicably rejected the Conservatives who promised good government in favor of the Liberals who promised to cause the The Liberal Depression gave rise to numerous lamentable developments including the emergence of the the forerunner of the a party which was formed by a group of men who had inherited thriving businesses and promptly mismanaged them Into bankruptcy and thus had a lot of time on their hands For reasons beyond mortal compre hension Canadians continued to elect Liberal governments Mercifully how ever the Tone managed to get in just often enough to introduce many badly needed Innovations Including Medl care thcrighl to due process of law the right to own property and sliced bread And then came 19CB and the onset of the Dark Ages But just when all seemed a boy from Bole Cornea while strolling through an empty churchyard stumbled across a magical sword embedded In a stone And the rest as they say