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IMS Entertaiimert Outlook First bathroom boas now frenzied fish Is hit just my own paranoia or has anyone else begun to suspect thing going terribly wrong with the natural order of things This dark thought began to dawn months back when the new spa pen informed us the apartment dweller in Hamilton who discovered a boa constrictor in her This was not you will dm it a turtle cheerful piece of news In tad il was the sort of that badly under mines your faith in any harmony and balance in I mean then had always an unspoken LradeoH between and the boa constrictors You stayed out of the Equatorial swamps In return the makes stayed out of your potty Every knew where he stood or sal as case maybe And Jus as we re learning to live with the thought that the next to the John will be the one that results in an unspeakable end there is news of still another perversion of nature swimmers arc terrified to venture into a lake in California because the fish have started attacking them Good lord First the ozone layer be gan to break down Next the polar Ice caps started to melt Then boa tors moved to the suburbs and took up residence In the plumbing And now we re confronted by Trout It seems Lake Mendocino was a pop ular tourist spot until two weeks ago when there were half a dozen reports of fiah attacking swimmers and boa ten One Weldon Jones a biologist with the State Department of Fish and Game is quoted as saying By golly there some thing unusual going on here Generally fish don attack peo ple Clearly Mr Jones is a perceptive man In two sentences he has cut right through to the heart of the issue By golly View Duffy and ktpt limn in a I ink in is They in bit Muffy slightly than lor Out morning shortly Dure after mj friend up lo a lorn in rival multinational However Mr Jones discounts I he pi theory that an accustomed to South aid iuuil no I so from This is reassuring lo a hi 1 1 On I other hand this lu boa constrictor you in il j Unfortunately Mr still leaves one fairly large question unanswered why are ihe fish doing Have the fish of Lake Mendocino re solved to avenge the generations of friends and forebears who met with bad ends and are thus holding every swim raer morally responsible for the pan- frying of Uncle Fred Are he attacks being perpetrated by a younger and nastier generation of cutthroat trout Apparently many of the locals sub scribe to the theory thai someone has released piranhas into the lake as a practical joke If so everyone con can probably relax good laugh Piranhas in jiiioi world most indeanni friend mine once J ranha if memory hi n i thorn something lior and Hi Fine Dining With A Touch of Class At The New of Drop Inlo the New Duke of York and enjoy our Prime Rib Special at terrific price But only until Aug 23rd PRIME RIB SPECIAL Includes Soup of the Day Vegetable and Choice of Rice or Potato 95 FOR RESERVATIONS 8731409 NORMANDY PLAZA Georgetown Ontario WATCH FOR OUR WEEKLY SPECIALS CINEMA 1 STARTS Today THIS YEAR Evenings at 700 pm Matinee Saturday Sunday at 200 pm wan CINEMA 2 Starts Today QUO BRUCE WILL DIE HARD Evenings at 700 920 pm fe classic A CINEMA 3 I Evenings at pm Only RESCUE CINEMA 2 Second Great Week Matinee Sat Sun at 2 p ALL SEATS 50 CINEMA 3 Evenings at pm Only