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HILLS OUTLOOK Saturday Novembers lM Entertainment Cushioning the blow have done it No what sort of job have in mind Hope flickered faintly In the defeated News item Members of meet who go down lo defeat in the Nov election won have to face the alone a counselling firm to help MPs deal with the emotional shock of losing at the polls This sort of compassion or the needy makes you proud to be Canadian doesn if Close your eyes if you will and imagine The counsellor smiled gently is the defeated MP flumped into his office wearing the numb stare of a man who has just discovered Ihe universe is not unfolding as mother had prom scd burden The defeated MP Just bleakly That all After four years of lce Just 150 and lei lhelp The defeated MP ga round the room His lower I p trembled as he recalled the bygone days when he too had an office a nice office with his very own desk and his own photo copying machine and his very own sec relarv who brought him coffee and as him she still liked him no matter what his constituents said when they telephoned I ve 1 ve my job he 1 know d Ihe counsellor plac a fatherl hand on his shoulder But then agon Ca The defeated MP turned wounded eyes upon the counsellor dam mit but his me I ve lost mine True counsellor agreed sadly and this makes all the difference But take heart Our firm is here for you and we offer job counselling ad vice and psychological help on a hour basis if ones It says so in the newspaper Psychological help the defeated one flared indignantly Why would 1 need psychological help If I needed psychological help would I have beer elected in first place The counsellor studied linger nails diplomat cally withholding com The moment of indignation pawed and the defeated sagged again You don know how hard this is My const urged Try lo look on the bright They really didn I I you much in the first And besides he added il t the end of the world MPs six a full pension of Those months severance paj which works out to an average of ISO And to op it off the government will sell at replacement cost your chair In the Commons is also stated in the newspaper lake il home as a reminder the days when you sat proudly nit mik your vital contribution to the future of the lion The hesitated hen added It might make a stand for a potted fern Busy times for St Xavier The band has been booked to play Uncle Sam in Niagara Falls On on Nov and 10 This give more exposure to the band as Uncle Sam attracts people from Niagara Falls and Buffalo in the state York Then on Nov 15 and IT the bond Next stop Is Rock Connection in on Nov St Xavier has played Ihls club before and were very well received in Then it back to Brampton to kick off December which at moment is provisional A busy month of December Is anticipated and dates will be announced later New in home videos S XXL DAZE RCA Colum bia Spike Lee followed up his funk small budget success She Gotta Have It with this some what misunderstood movie about Homecoming Weekend at a fictitious black college The movie Is a collage of raunchy Animal House type humor splashy musical numbers and didactic racial dialogues It messy all right and a bit schematic as Lee contrasts the attitudes the darker skinned proudly militant Jlgaboos and the lighter skinned hair straightened Wannabees But It a also a spirited and audacious film and one that makes no concessions to white view GRADE QUALITY STEREO SYSTEMS ACCESSORIES FOR YOUR HOME AUTOMOTIVE RECORDS TAPES S CDs Sen let en Georgetown N ELLS DRIVING SCHOOL In Ontario Satov NEXT COURSE STARTS 4 DAY CRASH COURSE DECEMBER 27 TO 3D For Information About Courses or Privets Lessons phone 8772671 Ah fully counsellor tact The counsellor shrugged he Prime Mln ster a free toasteroven Speak to about VIA flair Or the Or maybe a Royal Commission surely there something I could head Commission n he defeated T unable MP raised his eyes and his in work won 1 That the spirit cried Ihe sellor It a grisly prospect nth all reawn to endure the defeated MP Well then he said in funeral tones I suppose It all over If There nothing or me but the Place Upstairs The counsellor blinked back tears of compassion Try to be st The Senate s a bit like being dead but at least the pay s a lot better has already been Investigated Twice With the look Face ill the Crowd GEORGETOWN CINEMAS STREET CINEMA 1 STARTS TODAY Evenings at 7 00 9 1 5 p Matinee Sat Sun at 2 m CINEMA 2 STARTS TODAY 7 00 9 15 pm Matinee Sat Sun at 2 00 p HORROR a VIOLENCE CINEMA 3 TWO THUMBS UP ONE OF BEST MOVIES OF THE YEAR 7 00 9 1 5 p m Matinee Sat Sun at 2 STARTS TODAY retire nw phoenix