Halton Hills Newspapers

Georgetown Herald (Georgetown, ON), December 13, 1989, p. 33

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BEST AVAIL Food extract is not medical therapy BEST AVAILABLE COPY THE age 13 By Peter Gott DEAR GOTT As a Matol KM distributor I am responding to your recent article about our product KM is a 67yearold formula of 14 well known herbs and plants used success fully by thousands since Five years ago it became commercially available in Canada has since come to all of the United States has ex panded into Malaysia and other countries are clamoring to have it available to their people We do not consider or promote KM as a miracle treatment or cure for anything KM is 100 percent money- back guaranteed for any reason so we have no need to make wild claims Your unqualified answer that KM is a scam a quick scheme certainly brands you as an ignorant arrogant self appointed authority in an area you obviously know nothing about Unfortunately most of our tra ditional medical community are shamefully lacking in nutritional training and knowledge Armed with this ignorance they seem to believe that their medical li cense bestows on them the authority to attack that which they do not know or understand and label it quackery KM is a food extracted from plants Those who use it frequently experience a feeling of enhanced wellbeing I believe you owe its distrib utors and the publicatlarge an apol ogy and retraction for your unin formed response DEAR READER Louise The snakeoil salesmen are at it again I thought the American public had outgrown the fantasy that herbal tonics are a cureall Excuse me Ma tol KM is not a cureall As you point ed out its a curenothing Why would seemingly intelligent normal people purchase a substance that is marketed to do nothing Are we that hard up Have we forgotten the dangers of popular products of the past the coke in Coke or the fact that Lydia concoction made people feel better because it was a highproof alcohol beverage There has never been a safe tonic that was worth the label printed or the bottle As a distributor you know the temptation to make outrageous claims for a product you want to sell If you don no one will buy the stuff Are you really going to get up in front of an audience and say KM is an herbal tome that wont cure any of your diseases Its a food product not a medicine Some people who take it claim to feel better but this is proba bly a placebo phenomenon similar to the effects produced the wearing of copper bracelets Not on your life Youre going to say Tell me youre worn down from heart disease or cancer Tell me youre crippled by arthritis and cal cures Step right up folks Ive got just the ticket Theres a miracle for Your doctor doesnt know about it The medical establishment never heard of it But this secret formula will have you dancing in the streets Youll be free of the plague of poor health You shall be whole Yes friends KM cures high blodd pressure age spots and warts Its the elixir of life You can be young again Step right up folks First come first serve To prove your contention that Ma tols KM is the answer to 20thcentury woes donate a supply to your nearest medical center for analysis and test ing Lets see if it withstands the cru able of objective scientific investigation If its as good as you say it is Ill print an apology and a retraction If it grab your bass drum and bottles pack up your folding table and camp chairs climb into your flivver care fully avoid the citizens with the tar bucket and the chicken feathers cross the state line hawk your wares at the next county fair and get outa my face DR well sell your vehicle out from under you Have an automobile truck van or motorcycle to sell Then turn to Herald Classified Ads Price of the ads is reasonabl and results are so speedythai youll feel your vehicle was sold right out from under you the HERALD HomeNewspape shed 8772201 8778822 Glad Tidings Christmas is here along with our good wishes for a happy healthy holiday Our sincere thanks to all the HERALD Home Newspaper of Hills Since 45 Guelph St Georgetown 8772201 SMOKE SHOP LTD St Clair Ice Cream Cones MARKET PLACE Vanity Poll Office OPES HOURS 7 DAYS I I I MO VIE RENTALS Guelph St GEORGETOWN 8530101 5 MIL ST ACTON ONTARIO These Stores Have The Convenient Hours To Serve You AT ST J Not DO i tint Mm Pom Star STEM EXPRESS SE British Bakers OPEN CHRISTMAS EVE Sun Dec am pm 330 Guelph St Georgetown ACROSS FROM S ARTIFICIAL CHRISTMAS TREE LIQUIDATION SALE UP TO 70 OFF UNBELIEVABLE PRICES Over 1000 trees to choose from COLORADO SPRUCE CASH CHEQUE NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW 599 fefa Enow PQ99 ONLY 96 AVAILABLE WITH THE PURCHASE OF ANY TREE OVER YOU ALSO RECEIVE A COUPON FROM OUR CHRISTMAS HOUSE COMPLETE WITH 5 ROOMS FILLED WITH DECORATIONS GIFTS AND SPECIAL TREASURES SALE CONDUCTED BV CCP LIQUIDATORS OWNED OPERATED BY COUNTRY LANE 10th LINE RIVER RD Across from Geo QoltClub 8772254 PHONE FOR OUT OF TOWN DIRECTIONS I

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