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THE HERALD Wednesday February a UK Page The life of a Chippendale Madhouse is a mad movie By BRIAN the Herald At an international airport a name is paged Kevin Kirchen please report to the information booth A quick glance around to the information booth a few seconds later and a six feet tall muscular man is standing rounded by four eager women waiting for a glance at him Kevin Kirchen is a Chippendale and his name is so familiar in some places incidents like this are crop ping up in the most unusual loca tions Kevin was brought into town last week for a press conference a preliminary to the April 25 Chip pendale show at Club in Nor A show by the famed men of the calendar last year brought crowds of women standing outside the clubs doors for hours to get the best seats At a seat this time around Club 2000 manager John Fisher expects a quick sellout At 26 years old Kevin is actually a veteran of the Chippendale stage He stared when he was years old The Huntington Beach Ca native just decided to try out to see if I could make it Make it he did And now Kevin is escorted to future sites of Chippendale shows in style to promote the classy event Not just any man can be a Chip pendale Kevin works out four times a week regardless of his hectic schedule which kept him on the road for weeks last year You get a week trial period to see if the ladies like you Kevin says of those thinking of changing professions After a week trial period either youre in or youre out One of the stars of the Tall Dark and Handsome Chippendale video Kevin plays the Rock n Roller on stage Kevins on biography says Prom the raw Rock and Roller to the Seductive Beach Scene he takes the audience through fantacies depicting the perfect man There are six dancers two alter na and a master of ceremonies at a Chippendale show Right now theres two Chippen dale Clubs and three tours heading to such exotic locales as Hong Kong and Australia Its fun Kevin says of the Chippendale life Its a really feeling at fust but your adrenalin is going you go on stage and theres 1000 women screaming Rough life Asked if he likes being adored for his body Kevin replies I cant say I dont like it Kevin has been on the road with Chippendales for four years and he says many dancers go till you lose the look He admits that he probably wont stay that long Kevin is hoping his stint with Chip pendales wilt lead to modelling or acting He holds a degree in graphic arts When a female reporter asks about his love life Kevin simply smiles and says theres no time to date anyone Yet there is actually a Chippendale man thats married he says I CRITICS choice I VIDEO Rentals Service 6 Open Night Till 10 874754 a Krai Mara Chippendale shows are classy very professional kicks in the tours Canadian promoter Mary Lou She recalls a show in Dartmouth NS All the casts lighting and outfits were lost ingythe trip because of a massive snowfall With improvised costumes and lighting the men of Chippendales took the stage When these guys came out on stage the women were all mesmerized she says Sometimes if he goes out to a mall and doesnt want to be recognized Ill hide I never wear anything that says Chippendale and sometimes I wont shave he says And sometimes when hes just not up to a show youve got to pull everything together Youve just got to get up and do it he says A tour can consist of getting up at a travelling all day work out in the afternoon with two Promoter Mary Lou Jodway eyes Chippendale Kevin Kirchen after a press conference at Club last week Chippendales returns to Norval April 25 Tickets are a piece They were probably expecting the bump and grind adds Kevin Mary Lou insists theres no touching allowed in a Chippendale show You try to get across to these women dont touch them Yet some women just cant resist and cop a feel says Mary Lou While the show is actually a team of men with the dressing room atmosphere back stage theres actually some jealousy among the performers Kevin ad nuts If you make more tips or if you go out before them or if you get a better applause than them theres some friendly jousting he says But sometimes a life of adoring women can be too much says Kevin On his days off he stays away from clubs he hits the beaches surfs goes for a walk or just watches television performances at night Everything seems to look brighter when they walk out on stage The women scream and the adrenalin starts pumping And what does his mother think of his stage She loves it She sits in the front row SAME DAY TAX RETURNS 101 Guelph St Georgetown 8772217 BURGER KINO STARTING MARCH 5th WHALER COMBO Watch for our money saving coupons In your moil I TuorHCHBUKHiimaiirounoii AFTER FIVE THINGS TO DO PLACES TO GO lit FOR YOUR LISTENING AND PLEASURE MAIN ST S 8773388 Nells DRIVING SCHOOL tit Ontario Stfmty NEXT COURSE 4 Day Crash Course March 12 13 1516 930 a to 330 m For Information About Courses or Private lessons phone 8772671 ByDIAHANNNADEAU Herald Special Madhouse is the kind of movie that makes you wish they put rum in the cola at the concession counter This is a doubly frustrating film what happens to the main characters Is frustrating and the movie itself is irntatingly bad At least the actors get to booze it up the audience is left low and dry John and Kirstie Alley are Mark and Jessica Ban a happy couple with good career prospects and a nice house in Santa Monica Their storybook life is destroyed with the arrival of Marks cousins from New Jersey Fred John an unemployed henpecked sewer leaner his crass and crabby wife and her exorcist cat Scruffy You know the movie is heading into script purgatory when the cat vomits on the way home from the airport Linda Blair would have envied that projection Well the trio are the houseguests of your nightmares and things on ly get worse when Jessicas sister Claudia Alison and her son move in after her Arab band towel head throws them out If that isnt enough the Ban accidentally set the neighbor house on fire and behold father and two bratty children move in as well You can Imagine the hilarity en suing from this situation you Oddly enough neither can the script writers The cat is buried four times a pet snake is thrown into the garbage disposal its an animal lovers nightmare These people are desperate for laughs but not desperate enough to write funny scenes MOVIES M I and Alley play likeable but wimpy characters taking about an hour and half too long to throw the guests out Both would have better spent their time on their television shows which are far superior to this mess Alison Linda of Duet fame plays a greedier Linda here Everyone is wasted in this film in eluding the cat Madhouse is just another entry into the stupid and forgettable comedy category One can see worse but that would be masochistic YELLOW CAB HALTON HILLS HOUR SERVICE SERVING HILLS AhportSonrtco DaHvary 8732527 8732931 S 8731409 Home of The Bos Country Music For Years I 900 100 am THIS THURSDAY FRIDAYS SATURDAY Sundown Country 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