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BEST AVAILABLE COPY THE HERALD ARLO JAMS by Jimmy Johnson BORN LOSER by Art and Chip Sansom South traded on his A of bid slam after North had cue bid and jumped to game The open two of spades was covered dum my 10 Easts jack and declarers queen Declarer thought hit best chance was to find either defender with a singleton diamond quoin him enough entries to to perhaps set up the jack of clubs for the slam going trick But a diamond to the ace give West a trump trick South had to well A K and a small club discarding three hearts and ing Fast to avoid going down two tricks Better things can happen After first playing the diamond king from his hand declarer can a diamond to iht 10 ruff a club and pla a dia mond to the ace Now A K of clubs throwing hearts awa When the club queen does not fall declarer ruffs one more club and then runs the rest of his diamonds reducing to the lone king of hearts and the of spades At the finish East must blank the heart ace to keep the of spades Declarer puts Last on lead with the heart and East must lead away from the spade king letting la make the nine of spades in dum my for his trick Did East s lead directing double of two spades make any sense Not Not that West would have found heart lead against the slam but the double made it almost mpossible James Jacoby s books Jacobs on and Jacoby on Card Games written with tin lather he late Oswald are now available at Both are published by Pharos Books You will be In the year ahead In fulfilling your social and material desires You ve learned a lot over the past tew years and this is the lime It could be put to advantageous uses PISCES Fab 20 Your most outstanding talent today Is your ability to reorganize a matter hat has every one going around in circles You II know how to do It In a way that will make ev eryone happy Trying to patch up a bro ken romance The Astro Graph Match maker can help you to understand what to do to make the relationship work Mall to Matchmaker P Box Cleveland OH ARIES March 19 A lilt emotions will be the result of the sensl way you handle a situation today where you have to choose to satisfy an other s needs above your own TAURUS April 20- May 20 Relation ships with others should go very smoothly or you today because once you become involved it will arouse your cooperative Instincts and they will fol low the example you establish GEMINI May 21Juns You have the ability today if you choose to use it turning mundane tasks into creative productive adventures Make your ef forts meaningful CANCER June July 22 Others will appreciate your companionship for two important reasons today One you ii let people do their own thing and two If they don t know what to do you II vise ways to inspire then LEO July 22 Desirable results are likely today in situations where you are strongly motivated to be sure things come out your way Where there is a wilt there is a way VIRGO Aug 22 You may be in lor a pleasant surprise when you II find a good reason to change a bad opinion about someone you know only casually This could be genesis a friendship LIBRA 23Ocl Constructive measures can be taken today rein force situations that are meaningful to you in material ways You re on a lucky roll and It should be rather easy SCORPIO Oct Without being selfish today try to devote as much time as possible to situations that can advance your personal interests Big strides can now be made SAGITTARIUS Nov 23Dec In your financial dealings today you are likely to fare better you follow your own perceptions rather than listening to others who are not is familiar with your arrangements as you CAPRICORN Dec A close friend could Instrumental today in revising your outlook on something about which you ve been dubious This friend will know how to lift the veil AQUARIUS Jan 20Feb 19 A little ex tra push may be required today in order to achieve several objectives which are presently of great Importance to you You have reserve required so move ahead with confidence FRANK ERNEST by Bob MB art THAT CELEBRITY CIPHER Cipher cryptograms are created from quotations by famous people past and present Each teller In the cipher stands for another Today duo equals W ANNB O R V TZAPJBT TZBPOZX JYVZ ON R HNaNDNQNPX HROEYQZ a N 1 aspjaxs jo ubo Page THE HERALD Wednesday March 14 HERALD CLASSIFIED HOURS DEADLINES AHT FAXL Monday to Friday Wednesday Publication Monday 500pm a J am to pm Saturday Publication Wednesday 500 pm The Proud Parents of Halton Hills Newest Citizens are invited to come in to Youngs Pharmacy and receive an Penaten Gift Pack BRADLEY Sonla has evened trie score he home of Don and Mary Ann Bradley She arrived at m on Friday March 2 weighing lbs Proud brother is OmaandOpa Van Ryn are tied with one apiece but Grammy and Pa Bradley now have a piece Great grand mothers are and Van Ryn both of the Netherlands and Mrs McQuarrieof Erin Special thanks to Dr Kumar and Dr Bourns and the caring nurses of the O B ward of Georgetown and District Memorial Hospital CANNON Jeff and Phyllis welcome with love the long awaited ar rival of their first child a son Jeremiah Jeremy Mark born January welghlng7lbs SI voynci ITD DEATHS Mcdonald Gary Russell John suddenly as the result of an acci dent on Friday March 9 at Georgetown Ontario Gary beloved son of Rosemary and Boyce Brown and loved brother of Scott and both of Georgetown Dear grandson of Amelia Brown of Georgetown and Dorothy McDonald also of Georgetown Lovingly remembered byhisAunts Uncles and cousins Friends were received at the J S Jones and Son Funeral Home Trafalgar Road north of Maple Avenue Georgetown Funeral service was held In the chapel day March 1990 at 11 oclock Interment Greenwood Cemetery Georgetown HOWATT Marie suddenly on Thursday March at the Georgetown and District Memorial Hospital Georgetown Mane Wright of Georgetown beloved wife of James and loving mother of Ronald of Kitchener Douglas of Georgetown Sharon of Dear grandmother of Debbie Colin and Ryan Friends were received at the J S Jones and Son Funeral Home Trafalgar Road north of Maple Avenue Georgetown 877 3431 Funeral and committal service was held the chapel Sunday March 1990 at oclock Cremation followed In memory contributions to the Canadian Cancer Society would be predated DEATHS SMITH Lottie on Tues day March at the Central Park Lodge Lottie Page wife of the late Herbert Smith and loved mother of Sue Mrs Leon Cowtan of Brampton and the late Hazel Mrs Douglas Marshall of Georgetown Friends were received at the J S Jones and Son Funeral Home Trafalgar Road north of Maple Avenue Georgetown 877 Funeral service was held Friday March 1990 at oclock Inter ment Greenwood Cemetery Georgetown STOKES Thomas on Tuesday March at his residence in Georgetown Tom Stokes husband of Lucille Lavoie and lov ing father of Allen of Georgetown Barbara Bean of North Bay Betty Power of Georgetown and Boyd of Burlington Loved and remembered by grandchildren and one great grandchild and by 3 brothers and 2 sisters and predeceased by one brother Friends were received at the J S Jones and Son Funeral Home Trafalgar Road north of Maple Avenue Georgetown 877 3631 Funeral service was held in the chapel Fri day March 9 at 11 oclock Interment Greenwood Cemetery Georgetown In memory contributions to a charity of your choice would be ap predated DEATHS George Washington on Wednes day March at the Bennett Health Care Centre Georgetown George Bellevue band of the late Josephine Kinney and loving father of Allan of Bobcageon Eugene of Bainsvllle and Jane Mrs A C Elliott of Georgetown Also lov remembered by his grandchildren and great grandchildren Friends were received at the J S Jones and Son Funeral Home Trafalgar Road north of Maple Avenue Georgetown 977 3631 Funeral and committal services were held Saturday March 1990 at 11 oclock Inter ment Greenwood Cemetery Georgetown MATTHEWS Mary at Guelph General Hospital on Sunday March 11 1990 Mary Clarrldge wife of the lateG S Stan Matthews formerly of Acton in her year Dear mother of Don Matthews and his wife Ida of R R and Joan Knight and her husband Bill of R R 3 Clifford Sister of Dorothy Tyler of Strathroy Also surviv by grandchildren and great grand children Predeceased by four sisters Rested at the Shoemaker Funeral Home Acton where funeral service was held on Tuesday March 13 1990 at 1 30 Interment Fair view Cemetery Acton Alice Mae at General Hospital on Saturday March 1990 Alice May Johnstone wife of the late Victor Rumley of Guelph and formerly of Acton Dear mother of Joan and her husband Harold Floto of Guelph and Bob and his wife Eleanor of Sister of Mrs Russel of Also survived by grandchildren and great grandchildren Friends will be received at the Shoemaker Funeral Home Acton on Wednesday March 14 from 2 to 4 and to P A private family funeral service will follow Remembrances may be made to the Canadian Diabetic Association SIDEBOTTOM Jennifer Anne Born to us an angel to love now a free spirit in the hands of our Lord Suddenly on Sunday March II at Oakvllle Ontario Jennifer beloved daughter of Ken and Anne Sidebottom of R Georgetown and dear sister of Derek and Kevin Loved grand daughter of Marion of Georgetown and Len of and Lillian and Sydney Sidebottom EnglaDd Great granddaughter of Annie of Georgetown Friends were received at the J S Jones and Son Funeral Home Trafalgar Road north of Maple Avenue Georgetown 877 3631 Funeral service was held at St Stephens Anglican Church Horn by on Tuesday March at oclock In ferment St Stephens Church Cemetery Hornby In memory contributions to the North Halton Associa for the Developmental Han dlcapped Childrens Services would be predated DEATHS SCHNEIDER Kenneth Lome at St Josephs Hospital Continuing Care Unit Guelph on Monday March Kenneth Lome loved son of Frank and the late Irma Schneider of Rockwood Dear step son of Mary brother of Pat and Bob Patterson of Acton Don and Junne of Cambridge and David and Schneider of Resting at the Shoemaker Funeral Home Acton where funeral service will be held on Wednesday March 14 at 1 Spring Interment Cemetery Remembrances may be made to the charity of your choice JOCQUE Joseph Cyril Sonny passed away at St Josephs Hospital on Monday March Joseph Cyril Sonny Jocque in his year Husband of Helen McLlllan Jocque dear father of Shirley Mrs Bob Dye Glenn and Marie all of Acton Dear grandpa of Michelle and Amy Dye brother of Lyla Tennant and the late Edna Tyler Lorraine Ridley and Eleanor Goy Rested at the Shoemaker Funeral Home Acton where funeral service was held on Wednesday March 1990 at 3 p m Inter rv Cemetery Acton A Royal Canadian Memorial service was held on Tuesday March at 9 p m Remembrances may be made to a charity of ones choice WARE Alberts Bert St Josephs Hospital Guelph on Monday March 1990 Alberts Bert Ware of Acton aged years Beloved husband of Agnes and dear father of George and his wife Judy of Erin Marjory of MIssissauga and Jessie and her husband Robert Dennis of Acton Brother of Marion Bayley of Markham and the late Tome Ware Also survived by 4 grandchildren and one great grandchild Rested at the Shoemaker Funeral Home Acton where funeral service was held on Wednesday March 14 m Interment St Johns Cemetery waya Township Remembrances may be made to the chanty of ones choice CARD OF THANKS would like to thank all my great customers and friends for all their sup port with cards flowers plants and good wishes when I opened by hair salon Special thanks to my Mom and Dad for all their hard work our friend Joan and to my Aunt Man Everything is working out very well my new shop and I all the help received Thanks again Christine Anna Christine for The family of the late Edna would like to thank her friends and neighbours for their heartfelt expressions of sympathy on the pass of a loving mother grandmother and great grandmother Special thanks to Canon Maxwell and the J S Jones and Son Funeral Home for their help and kindness Barbara Maureen and families PERSONAL LIGHT ON THE BLE Discover the message of the bible with a free year subscription to this by monthly magazine Box Sutton West On LOEIRO FINANCIALLY SECURE sincere gentlemen all ages desire correspondence communication etc with serious ladies Age race no factor anytime MEET FRIENDS In your area who value the love fellowship and simplicity of the original New Testament Christian Church and follow simple Bible teaching in dally life Please call BOO 0154 WOULD YOU LIKE TO correspond with Christian people ages 18 the object be Ing companionship or marriage Write ASHGROVE P Box 205 Chase B C V0E IMP PORTER In loving memory of our wonder ful Grandfather who left us suddenly on March 1989 That sad day last year God took you away We cry in our hearts each and every day We always remember the good times and bad Papa your the best Grandfather anyone ever had I Sadly missed your grandchildren and their husbands Kelly Julie and Ken LAROCQUEAlphonse In loving memory of our Dad who passed away March 14 1989 God saw you getting tired When a cure was not to be So He closed His arms around you And whispered come with me You didnt deserve what you went through So He gave you a rest Gods garden must be beautiful For He only takes the best Always remembered by Daughter Alphonslne and Family Son Alpha and Family Happy 40th Susan Love Terry Mike Kyle COMING EVENTS Landscaping seminar for the homeowner presented by Brian Spragg of Sheridan Nurseries and sored by the Georgetown Hor Society Wednesday March p m Knox Presbyterian Church Main St Georgetown This is an Open Meeting Everyone Welcome Br ing your questions For Information call Elaine Vanderburg Acton Figure Skating Club presents the annual carnival Calendar at the Acton Arena Sat Mar 24th Shows a p m and 30 p m Tickets are Adults 00 for seniors and students for children Tickets are available at the door or through Acton Figure Skaters DAYCARE Quality Day Care Provided in my home Nutritious lunches and snacks Fenced In yard Educational toys and games Kmgham Rd Acton Call Eva 8530383 RIDES WANTED Student requires ride from the 5th Line and No Acton to ton Call Monica Bus or Home 3360 ANNOUNCEiVUENTS Rotie and Eva Bradley are pleased to announce the marriage of their son Kenneth to Claire Hlndley daughter of Jane and Chris Hlndley of Thornhill The mar will take place on June 16 1990 The family of Lloyd and Grace Sanderson 2 are holding an open house to celebrate their Wedding Annlver sary Sunday March 18 Chris Gib son Centre McLaughlin North Brampton No gifts please Best wishes on MISCELLANEOUS OVERWEIGHT Try our new Appetite Con Program lose up to lbs In days No drugs 100 per cent guaranteed Surprising ly affordable Call 416 5550 Canal Cruises on scenic Trent Severn Waterway and Canal aboard private staterooms all meals free brochure from Cap tain Marc Box 1540 Peterborough 7H7 WANTED PEOPLE To try new Ugh fibre diet cookies 3 FLAVOURS Feel better have energy or juil lose weight We need your opinion LIFESTYLES DIET COOKIES 8531289 DAYCARE Experienced NNEB Were day can In own home Duncan Drive area Large play raotn Fenced yard Reference Available March is Red Cross Month AUnited Way Agency Clean UpVour Act PitchIn