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by Bill Schorr J aht rMt FRANK ERNEST by Bob v MAKING STUFF THAT BORN LOSER by Art and Chip Suuom by Dick Cavalli THE MATTER WITH ME IM I REMEMBER EXPRESSION OH HER AS PHIPPS by Joseph MEEK by Home Schneider Prov you I up your potential and do everything expected you year ahead could be a banner one for you materially Capital on your op ties so you II have no regrets later ARIES March 21 April 19 This might be one those days when your com on won t be commensurate to the efforts and energies you expend Don let your expectations exceed the reality factors Trying to patch up a bro ken romance The Astro Graph Match maker can help you to understand what to do to make the relationship work TAURUS April 20May 20 Partnership arrangements could put your tolerance to a test today Regardless of what curs try to calm and unruffled because if you lose your coot you may later regret it QEMINI May June 20 An abun dance of energy end compassion might tempt you to take on more responslbli ides than you should today Be helpful but let others do some things for themselves CANCER June 21July Today it might be necessary for you be a trifle thick skinned and not to take offense too readily especially f someone torts a remark or action of yours Don t respond In kind LEO July Goals which are of Importance to you today might not have the same priority with your asso ciates This could cause problems if you misinterpret the motives of lukewarm supporters VIRQO Aug 22 Relation ships should be rather pleasant and en today provided you do not try to Impose your will on your compan ions If you are too demanding or tive things could rapidly go downhill Sept 22Oct 23 You be a preity good performer up to a point to day but there Is a possibility you may suddenly ease up Just when your goals are with n reach Start strong and finish strong SCORPIO Oct 24Nev 22 You and your mate can harmonize on major is sues today as long as the lyrics both are contain more than they do l s Teamwork is essential SAGITTARIUS Nov 23Dtc 21 A heavier workload than you anticipated might be your lot In life today However if yog match the tasks at hand rather than moan about the you II be proud of your ach evements CAPRICORN Dec Today you II be effective in promoting your own Interests but you re not likely to be as conscientious about looking out tor the concerns of others This won t help your popularity AQUARIUS Jan 20Fat 19 Timing extremely important today in fulfilling your ambitious objectives f you are out of sync with events it could severely lute your victories PISCES Feb Be very careful with whom you get into a serious discussion today Don t match wits or wo I a person knew f past ha a bad WEST A S EAST K4 SOUTH A 8 Vulnerable Both Dealer North NorUt 3 NT Opening lead Falsecard woes By James The great writer Terence Reese has pointed out that sometimes false- carding the jack from J lions can pay defensive dividends Bobby Goldman found just such a play during the London Sunday Times tational tournament in January South made an invitational Jump to two notrump after East bad over- called with one heart With a sound opening North bid game De clarer first two heart leads and finally won the third heart Since he could not afford to let East on lead he got to dummy with the king of spades to lead the queen of clubs East put on the king declarer woo the ace and West Goldman played the Jack If the Jack were singleton the whole club suit could come home so South played back to dummys ace of spades and played a club to bis eightspot West won the nine and played a third spade When declarer eventually played a diamond West took the ace and won the setting trick with his long spade Note that declarer will surely suc ceed if West does not falsecard with the club Jack He will give up a trick to the Jack of clubs and nave no hope for his contract unless the ace of moods Is with West But since West does hold that ace declarer will make nine tricks True declarer would also nave sue If be had played a low dub first from dummy Intending to insert the But give West lull credit for a scheme to cause South to go set after the mistake of leading the club queen from dummy Juom boob Jacoby en Bridge tod on Card Games written with his lather o lite Oswald Jacob arc now tabic at bookstores Both arc published by Pharos Books CELEBRITY CIPHER Celebr C cryptograms are creeled from quotations by famous people past and present Each letter in the c stands lor another Todays clue equals SKG ABUVXJ YTGICS MNCS CGM OBIXJ SKG O X C SKXCQ XS TZ XI SKNS KG N E S K B E KTCGQQGE J9663UOH peap aq rein S spuetuap II am wait usaop am