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THE HERALD Wednesday April 11 1990Page 17 What will we do to appease the car Lifestyles Why oh why can t we think big Ours is one of the biggest boom areas in the world Its more likely that in 50 years 100 million people will live in southern Ontario alone An estimate of close to 50 million cars for that kind of population is not out of the question not to speak of those lovely trucks vans stretch limousines motorized A John Sommer The motor car is our proudest achievement The motor car is a great evolutionary step forward The dependency that has developed between mankind and the motor car is comparable to that between the snail and its shell Without the motor car we are nak ed our private parts exposed to a sneering world The motor car is our mother and father our wife and husband our mistress and lover our sole comfort The motor car is our Lord We must not ship any other gods beside HIM Therefore Shouldn we widen our roads to accommodate all these dear vehicles and don we need new roads lots of them to let the golden traffic flow everywhere until every part of the province will reap the benefit of it With such a and glorious future ahead of us couldn t our engineering department surprise us with something truly dazzling Plans so fabulous that we would squeal with delight Proposals so vast and progressive at least as progressive as our federal ruling party that every opposition to them would have perished at once Designs so sexy that we would simply have swooned away Instead we get this timid little Mickey Mouse plan The widening of Guelph Street from Maple Avenue to Main Street requiring the demolition of about 12 old houses and a former old factory and a few trees only Where is the grand vision in this Eighty thousand dollars for preliminary design costs and all we get is this Its enough to make me weep We might as well leave everything the way it is Why can we have something spectacular Something in tune with the age of speed Something at least as exciting and as photgenic as a motor car accident Some input is obviously needed OK How about this We dig a trench from Nerval Hill to Moore Part that will accommodate a super highway lanes wide in each direction That means that every present building along Guelph will have to go Don grieve Most of the stuff isn much good anyway Over this trench we erect a huge long shopping centre all glassed in with hundreds of bndges with moving walkways criss crossing the highway to enable us to admire the never ending traffic underneath We will drive with our cars right into the basements of the shops we want to shop in Escalators and elevators and moving sidewalks will wish us up and down and left and right and backwards and forwards The air in that glittering structure always be warm and scented like on a Caribbean island We wil never know what the season is out side The shops will be open hours a day seven days a week and rock music will play around the clock How happy we will all be in this heaven on earth Right Well maybe I am going a bit far Maybe six lanes in each direction is plenty These details have to be worked on But the concept is sound Great for business great for our image in the world Very American Tourists will come from all over When they return home they will say We went to Georgetown We have seen the future It is beautiful Amen EVERY THURSDAY HOT ROAST BEEF PLATE FRENCH FRIES LOOK GOOD FEEL GREAT Mate and Female Memberships Available Month Trial Membership CO WORK THAT BODY STREET COUNTRY LOBSTER LL TT COUNTRY XMAS CRAFTS av I I COUNTRY BAKERY ENJOY A DRIVE IN THE COUNTRY flhnt Rd Aciom I on Hi Court Till GEORGETOWN OPTICAL DIRECTORY jflEf team ii 1IU 1 III NONDENOMINATIONAL PENTECOSTAL TO ADVERTISE IN THIS SPACE CALL DISPLAY ADVERTISING 8772201 ALL PEOPLES CHURCH DELIVERANCE CENTRE 41 Finchgate blvd Bramalea corner Finchgate Bible Study Worship Deliverance Sunday 30 a 7 00 Wednesday 8 00 We Provide Children Church Nursery Service English to Italian translation W Pastor George A 2176 HOLY CROSS RC CHURCH 222 Maple Avenue Georgetown 873 1887 HOLY WEEK AND EASTER EUCHARISTIC CELEBRATIONS Holy Thursday Good Friday April April 13 Holy Saturday April Easter Sunday April Mais ol the Lord Supper at 30 100pm Children Liturgy of Good Friday 00 Solemn Good Friday Liturgy m Solemn Easter Vigil Note NO 7 p m Miss Masses at 00 am 00 am 12 Noon 3 p Mass In Portuguese SACRAMENT OF RECONCILIATION FOR HOLY WEEK Ami APRIL 12 HOLY SATURDAY alter 7 m Mass until 9 00 p m 3 30 p m until p m after Mass until 10 am until Noon after the 3 Liturgy until 00 after the p Stations of the Cross until 9 00 10 30 until 12 Noon HI Nobody Can Top These Figures Per Week Pounds inches disappear pain at Diet Center We helped more than four million people lose weight v hungrj or deprived know our program works You lost weight safely and rurally and we II you how to keep it off So tin Get serums nil Halton Hills Diet Center 98 Mill Street Georgetown 8772900 Center