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THE HERALD Wedrmday June Page Please remember to recycle this newspaper along with your glass bottles and jars aluminum and steel food and beverage cans plastic soft drink containers RECYCLING It only works if we all do our part Planning midlife crisis Continued from Page shared the tale of woe with another instructor He sighed tragical A few days earlier it seems he had mentioned Paul McCartney to one of his classes There had been a similar blank faced silence un til someone exclaimed Oh right he was the guy who used to play with Wings Lately my crisis has been grow ing worse The other day a group of us guys were hav ing a beer with a callow 24yearold who proceeded to tell us a disgustingly tasteless joke What he asked would you call 10 rabbits hopping backwards in a row He paused and then gig gled A receding hareline Naturally this joke fell with a re sounding clang Eyes narrowed wrathfully And I came to the dire realization I have reached the age at which there is NOTHING funny receding hairlines But all of this raises the disturb ing question If men spend years going through mid life crisis is it possible that there isnt such a thing as mid life crisis at ail Is It possible were just talking about the general state of angst which afflicts men for most of their lives In short is mid life crisis nothing more than a fancydance name which has been applied to a much more general male tendency otherwise known as being a weenie If so this probably wouldnt prise many women But then not much ever does DID YOU KNOW The Halton Hills Herald is distributed to over 1 4000 homes in Georgetown Acton and surrounding areas When it comes to Halton Hills weve got it covered Our weekly service checks ensure that your newspaper is delivered properly and on time A THE HERALD Home Newspaper of Halton Hills Established 1866 HOURS Monday to Friday 830500 pm IMF Monday 3 far Wed Publication Wednesday at 3 m for Sal Public Retail 8772201 Classified 8778822 AUTOS FOR SALE 1976 Chevy Blazer 400 barrel auto ps pb air trailer pkg leave message 1980 Firebird mint air tilt new silver paint rad shocks Tank 00 cer Chev Pick Up rebuilt 300 speed overdrive Mechanically A 1 TA radials Great stereo Cert 200 873 evenings 1981 Oldsmobile Delta exctllent condition In side and out Air Certified- Must be seen or 1988 Ford F250 XLT Club Wagon 17 km auto all available options passenger Reese Hitch stored wint 8 es 1980 Spirit hat cylinder auto Sony amfm cass Certified SI firm 8685 or853 0720aftpr6 1979 V8 air ps pb recent brake 10b good tires Little to certify a fter5 Olds Calais new engine 3 0 litre new brakes exhaust 101 km Asking bus 1226 res es Supreme 2 door runs well Datsun speed T bar roof OBO alter 873 es Lynx new res muffler battery dard condition O B Call 873 es Wagon former taxi SI 0315 es Honda automat COO km Excellent cor on 877 73 0 after 6 rn 1972 Cougar goo runn condition original miles O O AUTOS FOR SALE 305 Chev Van ton new gas tank and heater core 100 as Is or for parts 877 after 6 1982 Chev Pick up auto re cent engine work titled Porsche red sunroof alarm cover cellular automatic low miles Excellent condition One winter Grand Marquis LS Colony Park Wagon loaded Excellent tlon 950 after 1976 Nova new body 2 yrs new brakes and tires door 600 00 Sacrifice 1979 Classic km Sunroof excellent con ditlon woman driver 600 00 4614 1988 Cavalier load ed like new never winter driven light blue 5 speed 48 km Must Sell 500 00 OBO Days 6246107 Miss Evenings 2841 Barry Mustang S3 975 certified 4 cylinder automatic am cassette 40 000 miles Spotles5 853 269 door auto am fm 1m maculate 00 cer titl Florida car lust arrived Cadillac Sedan De Loaded baby blue This car belongs in The room 3047 es 1 T rT Alberta car No Rust 5 speed Tu bo radit cruise tilt sunroof new tiresandba tery Mint condition Chrysler SI Spent brakes and exhaust year ago Runs we es Pontic AC PS and L Ev condition One year manufacturer warranty remains 500 es THINKING OF SELLING YOUR HOME For a FLAT FEE of 2950 Nothing Up Front No Hidden Fees Paid on Closing For your appointment to find out more Into CALL TODAY RE STAR the CHOICE in Real Estate STAR REALTY GROUP INC An Mambar Realtor 8732437 BILLMcKEOWN Sales Rep ANDY KING associate broker I