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ITHEWEEKENDOUTLOOK Friday IMl Page 15 Religion The Gospel of George Bush Fourth Sunday In Lent John 3 1421 March George Bush must be lifted up as Moses lifted up the serpent in the desert so that every American who believes in him have his wounded national restored Yes America loved the world so much that she gave us George Bush so that all who believe in him may have a job In building the New World Order For America sent George Bush into the Third World not to bomb the hell out of the Third World but so that through George Bush the whole world mightlie saved No one who supports George Bush will be without lucrative contracts But anyone who rejects George Bush will be sent literal andor metaphorical Patriot missiles because he or she has refused to believe in America only Son since World War to have so much popular support On these grounds is sentence pronounced that though the light of bombing has come into the world men women and children in the Third World have shown they prefer their darkness to American war technology Because they prefer the darkness eternal darkness will be rendered upon them Pressed down and flowing over the earth cannot contain them And indeed everyone who does wrong hates the American Way and avoids it for fear that his own lights will be punched out But the man who lives by March is Red Cross Month A United Way Agency market and military values will come out into the light of the American Way so that it may be plainly seen that what he does was done by America first This is the Gospel of George Bush An interesting historical note The Truce of God was an at tempt by the Medieval Church to Medieval society closer to Christian standards Under the Truce which started in France early m the eleventh century and then spread to Germany and ly the fighting of wars was for bidden during the seasons of Ad vent and Lent as well as between Saturday night and Monday mor throughout the rest of the year The penalty for violation was excommunication which Fay Weldon in a recent novel likens to being deprived of one s colour TV The Truce of God was never fully enforced but it did exercise some restraint upon men in chaotic times Orpheus Choir to Visit Acton Once again the Acton Chris tian Reformed Church has been able to get the well known Cana Orpheous Male Choir from Hamilton to perform in Acton The choir will come to Acton on March 23 after performing for at the Roy Thomp son Hall March 15 The choir will begin singing spiritual Welsh religious and songs p m in the Acton Christian Reformed Church on The choir came to Acton two years ago said church member Linda Vanderlaan Everyone really enjoyed the choir she said For All Your Fine China Silver Crystal GIMwaro MAIN ST MILTON TOWN COUNTRY CLOTHIERS Royal Robbins a Run Bike Swim Fitness 8788622 TH FITNESS The choir is led by Lin Harry and accompanied by Fred The 125member choir travels across Canada the United States and has toured Great Britain twice Tickets for the show are and to purchase a ticket or find out about the performance contact Ms at Money raised at the event will go towards the Acton chapter of the Toronto District Christian High School SAME DAY TAX RETURNS SI Georgetown 8772217 Jak Mostly Bath Bed and Table Linens Preferred Bridal Registry Service 246 Main Street East MILTON MOW IT THI TO DOWNTOWN MILTON LITERATURE AND Speaking of Fay I bought her novel The Heart of the Country a week ago at the delete book counter in Her novel did for me what the Truce of God attempted to do for Medieval society It was better than taking a fortyday retreat or participating in weeks of Lenten reflections Her novel is an immersion course in reality It a mora tale of decay in the modern world A movie promo might read A woman with everything loses everthing and discovers happiness and reality Interestingly enough the nar rator is a mad woman who at the end of the novel like Don Quixote at the end of his life becomes sane Spintual reading doesn get any better than this Natalie was lucky It not everyone good fortune to have things occur in their lives just like that out of the blue No usually if you want things to change you have to make them change and most of us don t want the responsibility So we do nothing and drift on in unsatisfac situations waiting for magic which t happen Endnote Fay The Heart of the Country Markham p 5 CHURCH NON DENOMINATIONAL PENTECOSTAL ALL PEOPLES CHURCH DELIVERANCE CENTRE FinchgateBlvd Bramalea Corner Bible Study Worship Deliverance Sunday 10 30 am 7 00pm Wednesday We Provide Children Church Nursery Service English toItalian Translation Pastor George A 2176 CHURCH OF ST ALBAN THE MARTYR Church of Canada Mountain Main A Cm IDJO n NEW APOSTOLIC CHURCH WHERE APOSTLES AHE ACTIVE TODAY Sunday School 900am SERVICES 30am 5500pm Wednesdays OO p HILLS CONGREGATION 145 Mi nS Sou Acton Slap nan Wagner A HEARTY WELCOME TO ALL reward For information leading to the recovery of a white tandem trailer white Bolens back hoe front end loader stolen from Country Lane Wednesday February 27th between and 7 a m Persons will remain anonymous Contact at Country Lane 8772254