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•T he IF P• H al to n H ill s •T hu rs da y, J ul y 4, 2 01 3 10 18 Church Street, Georgetown 905-877-2359 TOOTH CHATTER - georgetowndentureclinic.ca Georgetown Denture Clinic Alexander Trenton, DD, F.C.A.D. (A) Denturist WE BUILD BEAUTIFUL SMILES! Consultations are always free!! DENTAL HUMOUR I was the duty dental officer at CFB Petawawa, one evening I received a call from the base hospital. A soldier had broken some teeth in a car accident. As I entered the dental clinic, an orderly wheeled the soldier in. "I understand you have some broken teeth," I said to the patient. "Are you in any pain?" "Well, not really, sir" he said as he opened his hands to reveal a set of broken dentures. During a routine checkup, a Denturist asked his patient if he has been eating any different kinds of foods lately. The man replied that, yes his wife has learned to make a wonderful hollandaise sauce, and he's been eating it on just about everything. "Well, " the Denturist said, "I think the acidity in the sauce's lemon juice is eroding your denture plate. I'll make you a new one, but this time I'll make it out of chrome." "Chrome?", the patient asked. "Why Chrome?" "Because, the Denturist replied, everyone knows "there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!" "Good grief, you've got the biggest oral cavity I have ever seen!!" the Denturist exclaimed as he examined the patient. "The biggest oral cavity I have ever seen!!" The patient snapped, "You don't need to repeat it." "I didn't" said the Denturist, "that was an echo." Creating confident smiles since 1982. OPTIMIST CLUB of HALTON HILLS 13439 Hwy. 7 Every Thursday at 7 pm July 4, 11, 18 & 25 Call 905-877-7166 for details. Profits to stay in Halton for Youth Activities! Price $5.00 per Five Game Session (3 Sessions) CASH PRIZES Shannon Kingshott Love Dad, Mom, Shawn Toby, Portia and Charlie on receiving your Bachelor of Science in Nursing from McMaster University. Congratulations Best wishes as you begin your career. Tracy Stone Love Your Family Wishing you continued success, we are very proud of you. as you continue on for your P.H.D. in Molencular Biology. Congratulations STAG & DOE Sat. July 13th 8 pm - 1 am Acton Legion 15 Wright Ave. Tickets $10 each available at the door for Matt Rhynold & Cheryl Pinsent Ben Je Helemaal Tachtig? Happy 80th Birthday Haddy! Love from your family. 50th Wedding Anniversary Celebration for Mel & Jeannie Yach! Saturday July 6, 2013: 2 - 4 pm Hosted by Sandy Reynolds and Mike Yach Georgetown Seniors Centre 318 Guelph St, E, Unit 9 Please join us for a "Come & Go" to celebrate 50 wonderful years of marriage for our parents Mel & Jeannie! Musical entertainment provided by Mel and the Seniors Centre Band and other special guests. Best Wishes only please We look forward to seeing you!! By Cory Soal R.H.A.D. . . . Lend Me Your Ears We care about your hearing! Professional Arts Building 99 Sinclair Ave., Suite 210, Georgetown 905-873-6642 The Georgetown Serving the community of Halton Hills and surrounding areas since 1992 COUNSELLING THE NEW HEARING AID USER The following few tips, if followed correctly, will prolong the benefits and enjoyment of better hearing: •Do not get the hearing aid wet •Do not leave the instrument where it is too hot or cold •Try not to drop the hearing aid •Do not spray cleaning solution or hair spray on the instrument •Keep the instrument and batteries out of the reach of small children and especially pets If any of the above problems do occur, please don't hesitate to call. The Halton Hills Cultural Centre and Li- brary was evacuated about 3:45 p.m. Thursday after construction crews ruptured a gas line on Market St. Christine Williams, 54, of Acton, who was sitting in the lower level of the library said she began to feel ill and could smell gas at about 3 p.m. She was nauseated and said she had to rush to the washroom to vomit. Afterward, she said she tried to get up the stairs, but was too ill. Library staff helped her up and outside of the building. Williams was taken to hospital by ambulance where she was checked and re- leased. She said Friday that her throat was still ir- ritated, and she has waves of nausea. She saw her doctor on Tuesday. Williams, who said she is allergic to toxic fumes, ironically had gone to the library to get away from the tarring that was being done in her neighbourhood. No one else in the library reported any ill ef- fects from the gas said Deputy Director of Li- brary Services Geoff Cannon. The Library and Cultural Centre were closed for the rest of the day, but reopened as usual Friday. Halton Hills fi refi ghters and Halton Police responded to the scene. Union Gas repaired the rupture which affected approximately 300 customers in the area. Library evacuated due to gas line rupture Georgetown Library was evacuated Thursday after work crews ruptured a gas line. Community Cycling Challenge reaches 100,000 km Yesterday (Wednesday) the Halton Hills Cy- cling Challenge reached the halfway mark in its 200 kilometre challenge. As of press time Wednesday, 706 participants had cycled 102,435. That means Canadian Tire Georgetown will now donate $20,000 to the Georgetown Hospital Foundation. But residents still need to cycle an- other 100,000 km in order for Peter Gilgan Foun- dation/Mattamy Homes to donate $25,000 and Paul Armstrong Insurance to donate $5,000. To sign up go to www.bikechallenge.ca