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with Bill Ellis THE SANDWICH Of late, I have noted some very loose use of a word that is close to my heart. Some food purveyors have recently commenced labeling their products as ." For a true sandwich purist, such as your faithful reporter, this loose use-of the wi sandwich, is almost heresy. Why, the good Lord Sapenich, would surely spin in his grave, were he to know that a certain sabato was being referred to as a sandwich. Blasphemy! And to think that certain hamburgers pice being sandwiches. Blas' Now, I don't want you to think that I don't care for subs or burgers - - I love them! But to refer to them in the same breath as the noble sandwich! People, Pullease! For the purist, a sandwich is comprised of two slices of bread flavorful. Definitely, starvation food! Ever tried salami and hot ut at the Ranch mustard on dark r & I have been a sandwich lover as long as I can remember. I carried them to school and I carried them to work There were two co-workers who lunched together each day. One worker would open his lunch bag and say "Cuss word, peanut butter sandwiches again!" The next day, he repeated the same performance. On the third day, his co-worker enquired as to why he didn't ask his wife to make him a sandwich ot than peanut butter, if he disliked them so much. To which he replied that he made the cussword things himself? Ever tried smoked ham and swiss on light rye? L used to be part of a group that went fishing for brook trout each spring. The high light of the day was the noshing on Waterloo County smoked ham on rye sandwiches, accompanied by an ice cold beverage, containing hops. All sandwich san pe that Real Estate This Week, Wednesday, March 17, 1993 — Page 5 ® AA. Sales Representative Mee tb CAN AFFORD YOUR (halton) corp. ORTGAGE TO QU th spring fed ae 9 acres wit ond. 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There must be many of you out i arn Y A Pinkt Thave witnessed the shame of it all _ there who are true sandwich lovers Purchaser may select finishing Price includes GST. and I have even been forced to and I urge you to take up the details from builder's sample We the consumption of some struggle to preserve the integrity of portfolio. $385,000. of these watered down sandwiches, our beloved delicacy. Ever tried ° 932-191 in the name of good manners. What _ tuna on cracked wheat? Beautiful views over greenbelt can you do when they pass a could go on talking about . of those dainty, little, in: sandwiches for a long time, but I ravine. quarter cut things to you? Ever t note that lunch time approaches. Bermuda onion on white? By the The thought of some old cheddar 877-5165 ARTHUR F. Sy way, don't ever order one of those _ with iceberg lettuce on cracked fi JOHNSO N & 2 so-called ham sandwiches when ~ wheat beckons. I'm out of here! ah 833-9714 Erin ass (s) CIATES traveling on a train. 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