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Page 18 — Halton Hills This Week, Saturday, October 23, 1993 THE GHOSTIES AND GOBLINS ARE Denture mishaps anyone? By Kelly Trento1 Denture wearers unite! You are not alone! To anyone who at one time or another has embarrassing, frus- trating, or unfortunate accident or incident with their dentures, I would Let to share these light hearted sto- rking in the denture busi- sprite tates Ibelieve I have heard just about everything there is to it ‘denture mishaps’, although each new story somehow ne before! It’s hard to gone through to rescue their prosthetic ieomes to being on the job and wear- ing dentures, it can also be quite haz- oe to the old pocket book! Like the construction worker who was 15 stories high on scaffolding. He st atch as his upper denture plummeted to the ground! He found the denture in tiny Hos wotered i the di. hong at least gave it And speaking of vara another the cement Was po e foundation. Talk about giving your ;ouse that personal touch! Then there's the fisherman who was big catch, and just as he leaned over toed the fish in, his lower denture slipped out! The fisherman ingest go and hinge ture before it sunk, or pull in the fish and let the denture go. Let's just say was fish! And I mustn't forget the bartender! Showing off one night, opening one beer bottle too many with his denture, he came into our office the next morn- ing with a hole the size of a beer ca in his upper denture! I poomgu? informed him that twist off caps were jnreagee ae his convenience, 2s popular for impress- ing the emake gender! And then there's the ever ‘pet problems’. One man must surely regret eating that tunafish sandwich, before taking a nap and removing hi denture and laying it it on the night- is tabby cat basebo: pouncing on the “tahy smelling denture. Two replacement teeth later, following extensive cat tale Hage the ture was again fit for chewing. Not tunafish, of course!). rr "could have been worse — it could have been buried in the kitty iter. While some pets prefer playing with dentures, some do favour the more possessive burying technique. « HAIR AND BEAUTY = FRIENDLY PROFESSIONAL SERVICES FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY HALLOWE'EN TREAT (It’s not a trick!) Dulcia vil Body Perm (includes cut) $10” off other perms until November 6, 1993 - 68 Main Street South, Georgetown N VY Cologne Spray % off and FREEirs. with Sptiace = eg a NEW LINE 6 professional mascara M AXFACTO R *3°° | 25% specials in effect until October 30, 1993 “YOUNG'S PHARMACY ot aso 47 Main St. 8. Georgetown 877-2761 OWNTOWN fi +AeReK+E+T m>° Main Street South (Former Municipal Building) DOWNTOWN GEORGETOWN We now sell on Consignment! * SABA HAND CREATIONS — STUFFED ANIMALS RENAISSANCE WOMAN — LADIES WEAR THE ART OF FLOWERS — DRIED FLOWER ARRANGEMENTS. © KIMBERLY’S KIDS — HANDMADE CHILDREN’S CLOTHES * OUR COUNTRY KITCHEN — BAKED GOODS © JAMIE'S SELECT — GOURMET GIFTS EXTENDED HOURS FOR NOVEMBER... & Wed p.m. Saturday 95 pak gerd 124 p.m. I 77 MAIN ST. S: DOWNTOWN GEORGETOWN THE D él Alex 18 Church St This week featuring... Because Alex 2 z 5 5 evd tn, Dorothy McKii that looks natu ite Alex has lived here‘if Kelly, who has manag They have renovated thy accommodate their gr} two children, Kylie, 5 Living and working rewarding for Alex ay helping others. Also pq McLean, the Lab cg Alex Trenton has been providing quality denture services to Georgetown and the surrounding area residents, for over 10 years. Located at 18 Church Street, here in Georgetown, just across from the library and cultural centre, his clinic offers ample free parking as well as wheelchair accessibility. Because Alex also lives at this same address, he offers very flexible office hours, including evening aLamcnty House calls and hospital visits are also provic The Clinie, which has been renovated through- out the years to also include his home was origi- ide nally built in 1858. The nostalgic charm of that era wolbgysd ingnallys relia has been re-captured, not only in decor, but also by __satisfact the warm and friendly aeters that makes Alex ‘ha Nn practij every patient’s visit quite comfortable. 1982. He’s a gee the Elizabeth's Fashions The Place to Shop in Downtown Georgetown! presents... oe this poupon and SAVE 10% off ny tabi purchase. offer expires Sat., November 13/93 73-1470 ~™ DRESS UP for Hallowe’en eee