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gty thultsday june 10 1026 country boy crowed ui to greet tho tfarly bufoio tho llrut crow ever aloud then ho was day praltjlnk tlio alow white passing of a cloud ahu valleys standing in a- mint of groy hero waa tho thine to cherish and adore tho world holrt in a few small acrea there a hold to walk through and boyond a door leading to moonlight by a winding t stair o country here ia you lover f ho knows how soft tho grass is arid how kind tho breeze and how tho rabbits track across the anowa and how the march sap hurries through tho trcjjff hero is a lad who knows what sweet llclds are the warmth of night tth6 flrst flash of a star harold vlnal taking our temperature v in winter and spring when lagrlppo la rampant many of us make use ofj cllnicur thermometers but few give thought especially if the mercury reads above the normal point to the naturo of the little jnatcument whicli ia found in practically eyry household- probably the clinical ther- j mo meter is the most widely used of any pathological instrument tmd al though familiarity may breed con tempt the accuracy of these amtjtlll thermometers doea actually compare very favorably with that of tho much moro- costly and larser instruments uted in scientific laboratories the clinical t in conn- raon with it8target brethren la sub ject to errors which may give rise to fictitious indications unless special i glass is used for the thin bulb con taining the mercury errors will ac cumulate for some considerable time after manufacture due to a slow shrinkage which takes place extend ing aometimeinolysarar often too gas entrapped in tho walls of the ther mometer atem passes into the line capillary hole and results in portions of mercury becoming detached from the main column these pieces may pass unnoticed and incorrect temper atures may be indicated then too clinical thermometers have troubles of their own due in the main to tho constriction which enables tho mercury column to retain its read 7 lng after removal from tho patients jncuth the making of this constric tlons calls for great skill on the part of tho glass blower if the thermom eter is oyer constricted the mercury will rise by large jumps causing er rors and the column will bo difficult to shake back on the other hand the mercury must be trapped effectively otherwise a fall win take plac in theindevrwhen the thermometer ia removed for readlngr giving tempera tureture which s too low xhoso errors are quite frequently encountered the national physical laboratory in england reported that in one series of nino thousand ther mometers twentyeight per cent were found unreliable- good makers have a much smaller percentage of failures an a comparison with the figures just quoted one firm in the some year had only twenty- ave instruments rejected out of flfteen thousand and most of theso were for minor detects a ttho national physical labcfra- tory tho number of clinical thormom eters icatod has averaged as high as twentyfive thousand per weok during tho whole year this figure giving some idea- of the number of ollnlcstl thermometers in use in canada jjwt p- back porches thohouse is beautiful my dears the front verandas wide youll fix it up with hamnvocks eh nnd wicker things beside the kitchen opens on tho yard with just a step or two jwhy daughter if youre satisfied of course trfo house will do and yet to me across tho years ilko some homeguiding torch tho brightest thing remembered is your mothers kitchen porch backiorchcs in the summer time i seethe walnut trees atossing plumey brandies in tho buoy ant morning breeze a sliding path a spreading barn nnd inline orchard firasa jf an oldtimk incident r dont think i cvor told you of a conversation i hud ono day with jlm- n lo matthews postmatitor some years hoforo liis death tliib story shows that in some respect tile moat burdonaoino duties of the postmaster aro not always thoho that tho govern- nicnt regulations proscribe mr mat thews aald that joe thompson atu ip- cd into the old pou office one nin-n- ing und addressing tho postmaaor ha id mornin mr matthews morning joo has tom- warden been in for iib mall yot no will you bo hero when he com yes well when he comes will you tell him that on hia way- from tho slave factory i wish lied call nnd got i int shout of tommy camerons andtki- it down to abo stuuffers and tell abe i said htf coujd have it for that single jinmeuo even up if hell flx up that bridle and throw in those russet lines the old black ones and if he wonhswiip tell tom to bring tho shuat rfvwn to my place and put it in tho extra ien and be sure and buut that door to the hen house or all the chlckonsu get out sure there aint no mail morn in v mr mat- thows morning joe 1 the mellow bed june apples strewn to tempt the ones whod pass all warmed to fragrance by the sun with j busy bees about and robins dipping gayly down to find their flavor out- your mother had some almplo rules lh the simplest ono of these she always kept the kitchen porch a 1 w jwm ecw placofor shelling peas or summer mornings when the shade lay cool and dewy there shed bringthem in a shinjng pan the steps her only cjalr the little curls about her forehead used to bob and shine in that cool shady spotless bower of memories o mine there glinting milk pafls stood arow to wait the western sun there farm hands doffed their hats and stretched- themselves when work was done until the welcomo dinner- call and there twe clrtldren played njwho drifting hours of rbtrflaong and of shade and there at dusk we sat to watch the stars come twinkling out while all the little silent sounds of nighttime chirpod about wo always figure on the wcar7of things wo buy and sell we ought to figure hqw theyll last in memories as well for many roofs may shelter us a life is pnssing- by f but only in our memories we live un til wo dlo so choose your house of dreams my dears and choose it as you please but there is nothing like a kitchen porch for shelling peas tests to clinical thermometers similar to those made at the national physi cal laboratory aro undertaken by the physical posting lahoratory topo graphical survey department of the interior ottawa this laboratory has r special equipment for the work and regularly issues certificates of approv al for thermometers for tho qoyern- ment service hospitals sanatoria and the canadian public generally mr edward ir 1833 tho then prince of wales wait much interested in the creation and organisation of ihe college of music in london hemusedlt tobe intimated to the late sir henry irving that it would show the interest of another and allied branches of art in the undertaking if the dramatic artist would give a benefit for the new col lege- the prince even suggested that v maeairesnrould do excellently for the occasion with an allstar cast of course irving wxu delighted to help and the result was a splendid performance at which the prince and princess of wales attended and a sum of more than one thousand pounds was turned over to the college the vrttlro receipts irving himself says mr brom stoker in his person al- reminiscences of henry irving paid all the expenses in the first year of its working when the class for dramatic study was or ganized irving was asked by the di rectorate to examine it which ho did cheerfully and dn due time made his report soon afterword he received a letter of thanks for his services although quite formal tt was most genial and kindly letter and to the signature was appended chair man in acknowledging it to sir george grove the direfstpjrpf he col lege irving sold what o- pleasure it had foen to mm to be on examiner and assured sir george- that he would gladly hold his services at the disposal of the college- he added- to hia letter this postscript by the way who is our genial friend mr edward chairman i do no think i have met him he got a horrified letter sent by messenger from sir george explaining that the signature was that of albert edward then prince of wales old friends pasfilng it seems to mo that thotrlends of my younger days are massing away with unusual rapidity two have gone within the past week mrs john stalker and my- oklumo friend jfmirile hendefso7i7 theac two bamo from rapjoaonta fnmlhps-nf- ihft culpabue ignorance what iho average united staler knows about canada or for that mat- tei any other country outside of tho few states 0 he union is about as limited as his appreciation of the fact that his is not the only country on earth big and all as it may be in oklahoma state there is one man an he is the editor of an important news paper ther- tulsa tribune who evi dently knows to perfection the dapth of ignorance of his compatriots and their gullibility from fame to time he produces the most outrageous mm- sense rofftlrlhng the british knipire but recently he has taken to giving his people an authentic nlccount of the political social nnd economic condi- tjonst incanada its a wild barbar ous country a vast wilderness he says peopled by a downtrodden kingridden cltlsenry these poor henchmen of aristocratic monarchy are compel lod to pay extortionate taxes ixo maintain great f castles and estates in and near london etc- etc ttift trlhimf nilvlmii canada to got early days the rosses of ksqueslng and trio hendersons of nossngawoyo both loyal and regular attendants at our old klrk choth families strong reformers- both noted for their hos pitable homes both enjoying tho esteem of tho communmp three or four generations and ofiursc both aionethe early settlers oii com munlty i jomember many years ago learn lng that mrs stalker annie ross-r- having been born up in bruco county in kin toss townbhlp and being brought by her parents down to the fourth line when she was a sixmonths eld baby and of tho seventyone years since she lived on the adjoining ross and stalker farms about twenty one years she spent on the home place and fifty on the stalker homestead for be it understood annie ross lived in the stalker household for some time pilor to her marriage ojidl being a real helpmeet to old mrs stalker who had her for her maid there was great rejoicing when annie ross camo into tho stalker household as johns bride she was beloved by all and what a mother what a wife what a friend she hasbeen no wonder tho community mourns because mrs stalker has been taken her home was always open- to her neighbors to her host of friends in factthe com munity has always felt that a wel come awaited them whenever their steps wended their way to the stalker homestead the hospitality meted out there was of the most generous kind and whcvcr passed under the portal of this prosperous homo was made to feel comfortable and happy in this mrs stalker was tho presiding gen- louo but her efforts were always seconded by her quiet but always friendly husboad since the family has grown p and tho splendid daughters were at tholr nmthors el bow to assist her the circle or fellow ship has widened and the social gath erings at the stalker homestead have been enlarged in numbers perhaps tho very happiest years of her life have been alnco tho grand- children have riiade their nppenranco no little ones were over more cordial ly welcomed to a grandmothers arms thairtho dear little grahams and thby were often found thoro mrs stalker had a giea love for her church and its irftntsters and when she was in good health she was most rrgiilar lii her attendance at knox church and 10 her home- the minj later was always assured of a cordial welcome well shes gone to her re ward and it will be a glorious one well all miss hek hut none like hor sorrowing husband and hor beloved children those of do who know her best esteemed her most last tadino oak bush gobs into lumber in tho early duys this counts was noted for its beautiful wlilto pin its elm and basswood and its oak the first three long since wont to the saw mills with the exception of isolated trees here and there the last grove of white oak in southern ontario has been felled anevrcut into timbers- it was on a bush lot between milton and drumquin and the murray crawford cjompany limited of campbellville is just finishing the i um boring off this 50 acre tract that contained what they believe to be the last stand of whlto oak trees in the easily accessible part q the pebvlnee timbers- ranging from 8 to 1wnches and 10 by 16 inches have been tho ordinary run and there have been many 10 by 20 and 14 by 1g and 22 feet long with the daddy of them all measuring 10 by inches and 22 feet lone- the timbers are being loaded on cars at hornby and way to jorm part of tho now construction work on the welland canul where they aro used for the making ot the lock gates and for tho mighty timbering necessary to support the gates clike the old folks tho trees which we knew nnd admired for years are passing away it leaves a painful gap where these nged trees which were on the halt op farm lojnds before the county was surveyed and which wo have known from boyhood are cut down- and hauled away rel re ejulolrk mean a v realism v- whe peopl tjfrk abou realism the generally mean a very sordid view of life a man who writes about thieves and cutthroats la called a realistic writer whih another who writes of iiarpy marriages and cheerfut homes is assigned to the sentimental school the first writer may be realistic or may not be mlany of them indulge in flights of imagination which would make jules vorno envious but to the great majority of readers a happy home is more real thanwv thiefs dug out because they have seen the one often and know the other only by hearsay to moat of us highminded cleanliving upright persons aro more real than murderers and nighwaymffn for wb come into daily contact with thi flnflf rlnhh nnd know jur rthctfl only at secondhand trrorotiro go va and badpcopld in- tho world- arid one class is a real as th other there aro happy homes ana there aro wretched ones and both are real realism mean depicting things oa they are not doplctlng tho basest side of humanity and tho more harrowing phases of life a wis german tho sound judgment of kldorlen- waeeliter tho german foreign minister whose untimely death gavo tho radl- culs their opportunity dtd much says m take joiichcu in ills book somo personal impressions to pro vent an earlier outbreak of tho war during a conversation that took pkeo in tho full of 1311 writes m joneacutleviderlen complained that he wnfc growing moro and moro unpop ular owing to his wish to avoid war ii told mo at somo length of an in terview that ho had had with tho crown prince in tho room that wo were tltn sitting in ho said- that tho ciuwn prince was worse than a ninny awv thilt he told blm he ought not to moddlo with matters that he could nit understand referring to anglogerman rola- tluns kiderlen told o of his wish to rerch an understanding with eng land j 13ut if you aro anxious to conio to an urtders tan ding with england i said why dont you do tho one thing to inhure it why do you refuse to compromise on the question of naval armaments you are f06 intelligent i not to understand- that until it has been utterly crushed england will not let herself bd outbuilt on tho sea you may build five dreadnaughts it wlu rvulld thirteen whore aro you going to stop- you are heading right straight for war with england ad mitting for a moment that you gain the victory how long will it last you will raise against yourself a world coalition so hated will you bq that iho very rabbits will enroll them selves against you kiderlen repled rather bitterly f wanted to have an understanding over tho limitations of armaments but i could not manage u7 i have said everything that you have said to mo i have said it to tlrpttz who was sitting in thlsvery armchair and i nsked i did not succeed in convincing him but what about the emperor i asked ho sided with tirpitz was the reply the mountainscratcher canadas xnly woman legislator miss mophail m p to attend a con ference in dublin ireland honors aro corning to miss mcphail aplenty sho is to attend as a dele- guto the womens mtor national con ference which meets this year in dub lin ireland curly iii july sho is on tho programme to represent canada am wo have no doubt will do it vory worthily says tho durham review of course alio- will visit england and scotland antong them hor fathers birthplace in argylcshlro before she returns will probably t moot lady astor and the duchess of atholl the latter a recent visitor to canada and who assured miss mcphnll that- any thing she could do to make hor trip mure pleasant wquld be done in so vera ways miss- mcphall will bo able to dlffuso a little canadian oj mosphcrfi intlollnjidl sho sails about june 15th in cnricction with tho recent in cursion of ottawa by the oshawa 3000 men and 10o women bho waa greatly pleased to receive a lottor from a young lady u oshawa who formed ontrof tho party giving her credit for thf way she received them jtn4 ex- plairied things oven though shvyleld- ed nothing bho met premier king before thetlelegation arrived and ho wished hor luck with her 100 women remarking ho would rathor face his 3000 men than 100 women real neighbors william stibbon who farms 100 acros 17 miles south of brandon man says his neighbors aro the beat on the continent he recently was given pinctical evidence of this just before seeding time ho had to go to tho hos pital to undergo an operation that would keop him from work for sever al weeks samuel latcham stibbon 3 neighbor rose to the occasion ho explained- totho people of thodlatricl there are few things that roiiso tho swiss inhabitants of alpine villages to contemptuous anger so much as the spcctaclo of ignorant tourists anxious to attack the unkown heights of dan gerous mountains these j villagers have spent their lives among these huge mountains and realize their per il- when they see some stupid new- oomer starting out alone on what may ba nothing less than a suicidal ven ture says tho london express they say to each other another mountain- scratcher the sensible- tourist never by any means purchases an iceax one day i noticed a man enter one of the shops he looked at tho iceaxes and finally bought one no one but a mbuntain- h cratch er would buy an lcoaxe at a toy shopsaldjny guide thenext day i started out for an easy excursion to the glacier having tho ba guido with mo who had canadian cattle in britain canadiun caltlo are rapidly gaining popularity jn great- britain and the number shipped have steadily increas ed since the embargo was lifted in apr 1923 about lilooo head were shipped in 1025 an increaso of 31000 over tho previous year- the total do- cuved valoe of the shipment in 1925 wos 911796683 or an average of 10640 per thead as compared with 8402377 or 10577 per head in 1924 if the canadian shippers were more caieful in selecting the type of ani mals in demand in great britain- his profits would be considerably increas ed according to a bulletin of tlie de partment of agriculture at ottawa on shipping cattle to britain which contains much valuable information ior those engaged in thb industry when they can get really good can adian cattle the british commission men and feeders prefer them to irish cattle as they are healthier and they mako more rapid gains rut they de mand animaib of the highest bepf type inferior animals are not kflpt for feeding but nre slaughtered at the port of entry and consequently bring smaller returns to the shipper worlds only fivering circus coming rumor now confirmed blgaest cir cub ringling bros and bsrniim a bailey headed this way pointed out the mouritsinscratcher a tho shop ho at once told me that the scratcher had also started for the glacier unattended when we began to get on the glac ier tlie guido fastened the rope round mj waist not being a climber i had only my alpenstock the guides ico- ax was ample for the cutting of the necessary steps r in a short time wo saw the mount- ainscratcher he was chipping away with his ax on a broad slopo of ice that reached away- into ihimltablo dis tance without wasting words tho guide stopped me and untied tho rope you stay where you are ho said that fol s b xjeih in- the tack- of aya- hinchoh gems of thought an ciiay life j not mkejy to be very valuable life to itself or o others strength comoa by overcoming qh- h lucles and it is the strong life that can beat help those about it- there are few defects in our natures so glaring as not to bo voilod from observation by politeness and gadd- broedlng stanislaus he is to be pitied indeed who has soen better days ahead of him yet ha made no preparation for living thorn better the most brilliant qualities become useless when they are not sustained by force of character seghrrr hew tilings stood on the stlbbonfl qunrter section and tho people of tho district took tho job in hand sixteen compjeto seeding outfits ap peared one day- at stibbons horses ploughs seed drills and harrows all went to work on tho land the wo men of the district came along and provided tho meals the end of the day saw the seeding on stlbbons farm nearly all done it was finished tho next day sentence sermons the quickest way to endanger a friendship is to bor row money from your frlond to ftet a promotion is to grow too big for your present job to split a town is to start a con troversy on religion to wreck a home is to become se cretive to riilna boy lfl to glvo him too much money ho does not earn to start a reform or a dogenoratlttn is to make it fashionable to hill business is to start talk about havrdtlmcs my faith is not your faith but truth is a jewol with many facets maharajahof patlala our enemies nrq out outward con sciences shakespeare nothing is so infectious nscxumple charles klngsloy it isnt what you start that counts its what you finish as the touchstone tries gold so gold trips men chllo allured to- brighter worlds and led tho way qoidsmith welt trained from under such a rotten tyranny of course tills is put up for oklahoma renders but is evidently taken in all inooritythe article havlnst been cop led ron other american papers what cajl tie thought of the educational at tainments ot a peoplo who can b tajkod to in tls manner o the polltl- cl tus of ir next door neighbor xeorophlcliyevrton brpr- viv jlr and james henderson litis gone to sleepy with his fathorsjinipnle grow up infassagawcyanrndwns recorded bymnny as a sort pr oracle of wisdom and knpwledgs he was a prosperous farmer and itn unahangenhlo liberal ho was a man of markn nls com- munityand for a number of years en joyed the distinction of being a justloe of tho poaco no man ever valued more this honorable ofllco nd no man evetfelt mortaggrloyed at a tory a6vernmont than jimmy henderson when they cancelled this dearly covet- tedj distinction a decade or so ago mr henderson gloried in the fact thjitl he was an irishman and that 4flok u iiaiiuimi uitv iiiiw nukstarfl unclunllhg good old county antrim wahhia pluvoujualtd foreign tt of birthover seventy years ago anrf ic wnn hln good fnrmtnw tlkf eventually on a farm in nassngaweya opposite that of jerry smith who afterwards became his fathorlnlaw jimmy wan a man of friendly disposi tion ana i raroly met him that he did not enquire for ihe health of mary and the family jimmied gdno hell be sadly rlssed by hla sorrowing widj v the blgtopot ow1 wnp jiersolf been invpqof ijip malrirteril some time wj1 all mis him ipeopr yoohoo skinnay loo kit jooklt worlds flrst and only five ring cir cus coming this way a hundred double- length railroad cars loadod with the ton thousand wonders of the ihnglfng brothers and barn urn and bnlley combined shows that will give porformuncs at hamilton june 26 never has there been more than three rings in thev past now the famous brother showmen have fixed it so folks at the ends of the tent ciiit see just as much as those who sit neurthe middle imngine five big cir cus rings in a row with stages set in bktwoony thhjniearb that five com panies of performing horses twenty- four in a group are presented at one time the same is true with tho ele- plmnt actors flvo herds all perform ing stunts at one time big acts aro the rule hi the great now circus of 1926 asldti from tho flvo troupes of llborty horses two nun dreri others each rlddon jjy an ex- liert in costume execute drills nnd ilcndid maneouyres bni th mammoth hlitpodromo tratk thirty additional cjues are of- tho highschool tyite whllp a scoro of superb tboroughbrads leap jhurdles and barriers at record height the number of trained hprses alone carried for thjs seasons programme roaches ths oatpuhdlng total of thro hundred and flfiky z tho equine j bha6 honwa v twentytwo dupinys vjji tliom are the tisfiit ttifri hiiabock champlomi hlghwlro artlflts- toitt- world foremost nhtfq those number faxnlu tli worlds funnieto tiiore than tyo jwj grammo tho tonrjq dnekllng yot dovl has been nor6aftl thousand rare v which houses th a hawaiian sorvmts are among the most faithful ip the world says a woman of experience whoso story ap pears in harpers magazine iuftjly are strangely unsophisticated phey have an overwhelming dophe to call you by your first nam our man servant was alvvayu saying to piy hus- bnnd yes frank or all riet prank and tome to be sure mah- ol or im going out mahal fin ally it got oh my nervesstfrjouch an extent that i discharged ium and wlien tho new cook appearctlyl told my husband not to mention ipy first numo in his presence thon perhaps ho would call mo mrs so frank was always very careful andalways ad dressed rao as deary or sweet heart but tho new cook a prudent clow gavemo no title at all one night wo gavo a dlnnor to a largo party of friends i was telling thorn how ihad successfully overcome in my nowcooks case tho natlvo ser vants abuso of their employers christian nnmes i could depend at least on this servants liot addressing nfc as mabel at tnt momont tho new cook enteretrtno room bower to mo respcctfullyrond said sweetheart dinner ssoived what i stamrner dinner is served deary he an- hvcred with another bow order your spring bedding stock now a h bishop son i are now taklne orders for all varlotlos of shrubs perennials and annuals vo also havo raspberry canes v cuthbebts goc a dozen 250 a hundred aqathqugand ypu are wplcomt to yisi ard inspect our qrasnipuhf at any tlmp a h bishop t son faibvew avie phonp 4 raising qee8e for profit tho farm being the natural habitat of tho goose offers splendid opportun luos for profit from goose raising thi investment required to start this hide line is relatively of market birds in tho autumn and tho original brood lng stock can be used for from six to ten years tho feeding or geese is very simple and inexpensive and the houses required to accommodate cither mature or young stock may bo of very simple construction tho essentials to success in goose raising are free range and an abund ance of groon food tho breeding stock and also the goslings will live if there is an abundance of tender grass or clover even if grains or mushes are not fed the breeding geese should start to lay about the middle of march and tho eggs should bo set us soon as enough has been laid to mako it worn while tho sooner the eggs aro set acurbeinar4aldthottterthoperiod of incubation is 31 days- eggs may be set in incubators under hens o under the mother gooae it is a good practice to sprinkle the eggs with luko warm water dally when set underl tho mother goose or under hens and twice dally when sot in an incubator tlie moistening of tho eggs keeps the embryo from becoming too dry and sticking to tho shell especially at hatching time coalings require much heat after they nre hatched and it is safo to leave them in tho incubator or under tho mother goose for about two days aftor hatching the air in tho incuba tor chamber should bo maintained at the same temperature after the birds have batched but the goslings should bo let down into tho nursery when thoy- havoc dried off- andareabloto move around freely when the goslings are ready for feeding tt is a good practice to place a green sod near the nest or brooder and let the young birds- pull the ten der shout themselves this will jn duco them to start fe for the fnrsf f o woraysostfngs sthfuidt6rea on bread crumbs moistened with milk when they aro about a week old they may bo given a mash com pesed of equal parts by weight of cornmeal barley bran and shorts this should bo made moist but not sloppy the birds should bo fed three or four times dally for about two weekb when tho weather is fine give tho birds their liberty but they should be protected from cold rains and con fined at night until tho weather gets worm give tho goslings a good start and they may then be turned on good pasture nd tho feeding of mnsh dis continued make sure that the gos lings have plenty of shade and a lib eral supply of fresh drinking water before them at all times a a tay lor poultry division experlmentaj purm ottawa 1 t- an orange in law ice i havo a good stock of ico on hand and can supply customers rflgiijanly durlng lhti fllimmnr months mako arrangements for your needs now refrigerators i have seoured the agency for acton for tho wellknown renfrew and barnot refrigera tors and will bo pleased to show you models and quote you prices a lawyer thus illustrates the lan guage of his craft if a man were to give another an orange he would simply- say have an orange but says the- argonaut when the trans action is intrusted to a lawyer to- be put into writing the lawyer adopts this form t i hereby givo and convey to you all and singular my estate and in- trosts right title claim and advant- aes of and in said orange together with all us rind juice nnd pips and all rights and advantages therein with full power to bite cut suck and other wise eat the same or give tho ame away with or without rind skin juice pulp or pips anything thereinbefore or hereinafter or in any other deed or deeds instrument or instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywlso potwltlr- standing and then the chances are that an- otherlawycr wlli comoalong and take thi orange away from you in pte of newtons this story is tpld qf an irish lawyer named teller wnp pnis famqus fop his natlvo wit bu who partly from in- dplepca arid part from a frivolous dis- posltlpn did not succce particularly well in his profession another lifwyw named mayme as sober and ponderous as kejletwffb lightminded and clever was made a judge much to hollers vexation on ono occasion tho impecunious lawyer vat sitting tho the court room where judge maymowas solemnly presiding suddenly ho plucked a brother attor ar tie- u by t hlet xooulitthnt whispered theros mayme risen by his gravity and here am i sunk by my lovlty what would sir isaacnewton make of that i wonder a thorough chicken dinner india iiuh more than ono kind of wizard there is the hindu coolc o- bujler it the bungalows scattered ajrng the roads for tho convenience of travellers you might well call him a wizard with food it is astonishing writes a contributor to forest and stream what he will do for an un expected guest at a moments notice often ho will proudly produce a palatable dish that hi calls mutton cutlets which means that a village goat has met an untimely end und incidentally that tlie sahibs rupees for tlie meal will more than pay for tho whole animal when all else falls there is always tbo moorgl or country chicken tho tibiquitous moorgl i remember a bungalow banquet at which i wijfs once present several of us urrlved hungry and tired and went to seo the butler tho inter view was something asfollows wowaat tiffin lunch butlor very good bar h6w long will you be half ah hour sar what can you give us today no mutton got it sar all right then what i givo chicken soup sar yes and then chickericulets sar very well r and then chicken chrry dar t anything else roast chicken sar all right cut along and hurry up in a few minutes there was pan demonium as the whole family of ser vants chased a couple of miserable longlegged chickens round tho com pound in a incredibly short time tho banquet was spread before us just try to get him back the little tailor was industriously pressing a suit of clothes when tho nativeborn bolshevik walked in and began to talk of tho rotten govern ment and social institutions this here injustice to the laborin man hots got to stop he cried were head- inighriirratghltoirtevo lutionrnndr im glad to say to the same kind o rule by the people as they havo in russia after a while ho went out the little tailor hadsald nothing nor had another man a customer who was sit ing in the back of the store waiting for his suit to be pressed at last the tailor looked up with eyes that were bright and moist youhcard what he said he asked tho mannodded me continued the uttlo tailor tapping his chest and speaking in a tone of fierce finality me1 come from russia man sleeps like log eats anithing after 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