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news and views by lorraine well su mil root and how are you today he smiled over me with an ecataile look on hit face at if he expected an anissvr grmmph taankkkoo anhowwwareeyou and i tried desperately to grin bade into hit beaming face the icene i that of a dentists ttenle office and ihe grinning countenance it that of my friendly tooth repair man with the white coat and the big fat finger at thii particular point i am tilting in a aemiprone petition with a rubber dam on one tooth acton the front expanse of my mouth a plastic bote attachment siphoning talrva beneath the dam continually providing a merry rendition of regurgitating toundi and it the umc tune producing the unhappy effect of making my throat to dry that i feel like coughing i dont dare however because- at thu point my toothy friend with one eye approximately twq inches from my own it looking deeply with hit tupertonlc- telemirrof into my three fool cavity which he hat already mumbled should have been attended to long ago mentally i told him that it would hawbeefl if he hadnt been all tied up in appointments but he wouldnt have understood anyway because hit little blond auitlanuecrelary does all hit book work why it it that it it always when one it in such an unhappy position that a man whose regular appointment sessions ate only twice a year hat to decide that this is the right time for salutations im dim i could do a much belter job of casual greetings before the preparation get under way mayhap this is his way of keeping a friendly but casual relationship with hit customers actually the correct word is tatlent but after a hundred yean of dental service i refer to myself as a customer who hat to be patient because for one thing if im not patient ill never get an appointment and when i do manage to procure same i alwayt seem to be on the buying end of whatever takes place in my mouth becauie even if nt only repairing winch happily until now it the case it certainly emit like real ettate now he it looking at me again smiling in a friendly way and asking if id like tome anaetthetic i attempt t pull all my emended mouth muscles together and smile back in compliance wondering why he would ask and then iprming the old needle is plunged into a tender area and from that time on there is nothing to do but til and play use game of eye averting eye as the dentist works diligently with his speedy little drill my eyet move cautiously past his eyebrows and light on a misplaced mole near hit left nnitril and question why he hat not contidered its removal men ate simply not the vain creatures women are i conjecture and force my mind to lapse on to more interesting facets i conjure up all kinds of what i would do if i were in this office thoughts first thing would be to draw mad hook cartoont all over the ceiling to keep minds averted from what is going on or maybe a modem art spectacle of a type wherein imaginary images take you deep into the labirintht of dark dimensions lliut detracting onet mind from the business at hand a quick jerk of the drill and were back at the old eye meet eye routine and then pulling myself away from hit thickly set eyebrow i hold onto my teat and once apln begin my mental lapse into vision conjury and then it is over one by one the implements are removed from my mouth everything is out now even my jaw and i know from past experience that that little bone structure wont recuperate for two days i try wanly to tmile with my plaster mouth titling on one tide of my face whilst holding tightly to the kleenex in my hot little hand and attempting to manipulate my purse into position to drop in the next weeks appointment card which the cool blond tecretaryauittant is pushing at me well aayt my friendly dentin ill look forward to seeing you next week alwaya like to have patients like you with good sense of humours i emote a gutteral thankt very much from my frozen face try for an insipid grin and then leave the office heading far the nearest rest room to recoupe the lostet repair the makeup and practice drinking a cup of coffee in public from the left hand climk where my mouth now it happy in the thought that ihe looming dental health week toon wont apply to me the acton free prett wednesday seplember 10 1969 horse chick milne takes a healthy cut at a pitch during saturday niohtt orsa playoll oama in rockyvood the visiting fanwick team came trom behind to win the devaner of the u tea 6 4 staff photo queen sends congratulations for happy anniversary party the telegram dated monday seplember lo written from buckingham palace london and signed by the private secretary read llie queen t c n d t warm congratulations and good wishes on your diamond wedding day tli us wai marked the sixtieth year of a splendid and happy partnership for mr and mrs clarence alton downcs of i hi main street rnckwnod which was solemnized on wednesday september hth 1w in tlw si pauls anglican church in bury quebec between a young eighteen year old i astern to win no of quebec girl and her twenty lour yeii old husband at that time said the favcinating mrs dowries there was hardly j i rerun family within nulci mostly i nglisli puking canadians mrs i iij may downcs proudly displayed her very lovely silk highnecked white wedding dress which had simple but elegant hand embroidered set ins in ihc lccvcs and bodice willi slight mllles at the wnsls around ihe neck ihc inching is in need of tepair iron many washings but the beautifully tettoied wedding sixty years of married life were observed by mr end mrs clarence alton downet of main st rockwood there wai a tpeclal celebration at their home fenwick tops rockwood in rain halted opener it didnt rain long enough or hard enough saturday night at far as rockwood seniors were concerned the rockwood ladt had a 42 lead twer fenwick when a hidden shower caused a halt in the opening game of their best ol three ok s a intermediate a final in the bottom of 6th inning unfortunately the shower lasted only 20 minutes and when play resumed ihe niacjia peninsula visitors tallied four runt in ihe 9th to claim a 64 win righthander chick milne hatting in place of injured john salmon lad shutout fenwick lor seven straight innings alter svlng up a two run homer to bd outlet in the first belore the roof caved in on him in the u ed goullett reached first bate when his tricky bouncer eluded rockwood second baseman harry barber ron harwell then tied the game up with a booming home tun over the leftcentre field fence with one out glen bollotnfield broke the deadlock with another home run over the left field fence fenwich added another run when terry murray walked and scored on a triple by bob lees jim thatcher nude a beautiful shoestring catch in left to finally stop the rally rockwood scored one run in the 2nd on a tingle by mike kelley a walk to syd duroie and an error by the fenwick catcher they went ahead 4 2 with three runs in the third dave bacon reached first on an infield hit and harry barber wai safe on an error jim thatcher and ted buuck both tingled and mike kelley doubled to produce the three runt norm beattie was nibbed of an extra bate hit in 7th when the fenwick right fielder made u brilliant catch of his high drive except lor the first and 4th inningt chuk milne pitched very well tor roikwood he struck out eight and walked four winning pitcher terry murray tanned three mike kelley led roikwood at the plate with j single and a double ted buaek tingled twice harry barber doubled and jim thatcher syd durose and dave bacon each singled ed goullett homered and singled for fenwick ron barwell and glen bottonfield both homered bob lees tripled and terry murray tingled second game of the tenet is scheduled lor fenwick monday night if a third game is necessary it will be played in rockwood since they won the toss coach dick dupuis was not disheartened by ihe loss since rockwood lost the opening game of their sines with bradford and still tanve back to win it i icnvuik mo 010 004 huikuooi 01 3 000 000 hokkumnt llany iljrhcr 2b nomr hemic sv jim lltatclicr if trj uuirck hi mike kilky i sd durow d hick milne l rutin minn kl ivm llaon ii talk about farm fresh allans excavating trehching box 25 rockwood phone rockwood 856994i after 5 pm 8569962 custom back hoe work complete septic systems pick your own apples at chudleigh bros rr 3 milton 4168782725 september 20 to october 20 no 24 hwy free containers free parking weekdays 100 pm to dark sat a sun dawn to dark dwarf apple mis no ladders to climb apple cider potatoes pears and other produce broau mcintosh red delicious northern spy russet and golden delicious b1 dress with is dehulely embroidered lapels it j very ieil reminder of an era limp past they iejly were the horse and buy djyi said mrs dowries as jw reminiued jnd talked about llie wedding carnay being chased not by modern day auloniohiles but by other hourdrawn busies one of the funny tiling i ton remrmhrr die lorifinued was that jfter we left ihe ihurtli one o i the horses almost ran away with us but tlarciuc ran him up a hill until he wa able to gel him to hop memories of coal oil lamp and wash hoards as there was no electricity in the village in which they lived in the curly lkx drew the comment wc aic and have been living in a day ol wonderful changes the thtee sons of the feted couple koger from icrgus osborne and milton irom guelph their wives and their childrens husbands jnd wives were the organizers for the sunday celebration which took place ut the present qowncs home in rockwood with a background of fanning for ten years in quebec mr and mrs downcs moved to another farm in balhnafad in 120 and five years later moved again and took up residence in guelph in i 2 s where mr downcs continued with a side issue insurance business for the great west life they moved in l4h to rockwood and have been residents of this village ever since members of the st johns anglican church mrs downcs accompanied by her brother harold who also lives with hem in their main street residence is a frequent visitor to he parish church they arc respected and loved members in the community and their many inends and grandchildren and great grandchildren gathered on sunday to present gifts and floral remembrances and with the telegrams from messrs trudeau sun field and alf hates and the card mementos and many telephone calls trom friends and relatives trom llmira alberta west palm beach honda and o nimby wai howdy folks today shore is a cold brisky one an im ttandm here hopin that that art guy aint fa tan derm around wilh no ideas of lakin me oul to tun around m tins weather couit wai tin a fcal like me eptt with a bunch of athleelt in cliar trym to get me in i rim was kin da pleaim tho totlver day when art discovered i d hurl my front leg durin live previous race in which that durn number one hurve at 1 inwa broke ttriuv and i hud to come lo a fast stop y uh see my haclc huil hit a muscle in my front leg and so all week i ve given the comforts of jobe with all ihal maauwjin and absoibme junior i been renin nude me eel reel great t know somebody really cared didnt see dick or jim or john hurry n up lo see me llm n ihey still nude me attempt hat durn race al i inura on i nday night course i only tame in third and i thought that was good comideruf ole dick he lost si j0 on ntc and that nude feel good all over cause il he dont wanna visit rise i aint gonna knock myull oul for him those ball game wiilcrs really make mr lall though theys alus complainm and callin me u nag what dies in the stretch cause i gel suth good leeds and then get cot up but jechosolat vew should utn them guys dyin heath ontario n all made lor a wonderful anniversary celebration tlie festivities wcie further enhanced by the visit of mr anthony webster the younger brother of mrs larencc dowries and mr harold webster who arrived from west palm beach i tonda lor his hrst trip lo canada in twenty two years and on monday the actual anniversary date a family gettogether was held and partaking of the lavish three tiered wedding cake baked especially by a cousin mrs i red hord of guelph ontario were ihe three sons and jheu wives nine grandchildren and their husbands and wives eleven great grandchildren and two brothers of the diamond anniversary bride the culmination to date of a wonderful 60 years of marriage in lite itietch durin thai latl ball gme they were ahead four luh iwo and then lust in the ninth inrnn uxlh to four felt mean like but what a chortle i had over that game an besides i linda 1ke the pitcher on the fenwick team anyway m got a load of he township meeting report ihe oilier night and i shore did uf at those rockwood village guys i rom wot i could make out if seems thote durn eelected rockwttod representatives are fikjitm itud cauve the say that the folks in ihe village dont want live yield sign on main stieei rumili into no 7 highway changed to a stop one wai holy harry what if one of them gets into an actjdent right there a to many other guy hi almost been doni crazy hung about it u that tthey shore con i reilfy think that it wiy everybody in the village fecit heard a few guyi tay that they wire hadnt asked them and ihey was village folk too m m was can term down through the village tother day and herd some hide kids lawkin about ihal paul waddell again goth hat squirts team really thinks hes live cats pajamai hes to good lo those kids and hlicourjgjn gawlly hes even gjvm ihem a outdoor barbqiid this weekend and i think lhati great seem they didnt du to food when they come up against hllshurg but heard paul tethn the little guys hut next yar if ihey get started u tittle faiter theyll clean up he field and come oul the winners shore would like tuh see that- happen and shore do thinkpau deserves a load octedit for the job he did fer his team hey here comes art with some outs fer me see yuh liter preily fair mv exo wow cow tut or mi nice aiwavi haw ui tm war hurt lul i i tte mid tut itw ttouoto ski 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