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a the georgetown herald wedneaday august i 1945 anything but the truth by ethelyn parkinson mcclure newapnper syndicate wnu feature monkey business by helen thompson ucqure syndicate wnu feat ires miss kitty herrick and m i patty lou lee wished th were in swimming but since lieu tenant gavin cornwall sun i joathed athletic women they i quietly on the beach clad tn su eats goggles lipsticks and tt briefest of sun suits it 3 false pit tense to act like a house plant d n ling kit was saying when you 1 eeally the best girl athlete in oui igh school no one here knows that pntn told besides anything goes m vel tgt anythingrffut the truth darlint and i wonder if its lovel kit sat up suddenly jlook pat compi titlonly a tall blond girl was stri 1 ing upthe hotel steps smooth kit observed she s simply all muscles p 11 replied if gavin looks at her twice ju eat my sun hatt at th moment the door opened an lieutenant cornwall barged out stepping aside to let the bton jsass he stood gazing after her weelll kit whispered you 11 admit he never looked at you th t way darling listen kit pat said that g i leems familiar lets go peek a the register miss eugenia williams kit read mean anything pat no but she looks familiar oh forget it its two o clock your precious gavin will be takinp his nap let l sneak a swim the girls went around the bluft out of sight when they trailed back jjsxlss 90 the porch think 1 1 go in for a coke tzt z i pvi jm5i ten eugenia williams trolled across the piazza and info the refreshment bar after her went gavin kit grinned too late pat 1 pats eyes narrowed kit she whispered lets have a look at her room jtj hyvestigate while yon stand sentryl i as a detective pat was tnum i nt tennis rackets golf club- g boots and on the flyleaf t ik love to speed speed kits eyes popped then shes she s speed williams the swim ming star sh here she come they met her as thej walked d wi the hall we ure just going to cil on you miss williams we re h 1 herrick and pat lee eugenia williams smiled con in girls have a chocolate kit glanced around the room play tennis miss williams loe to but golf pat inquired sweetly nothing i enjoy more except swimming but pat sighed i wish i were athv letic but there s one advantage gavin cornwall simply loathes ath letlc girls when he was twelve ten yearold girl saved his life in the wqfrer it jjaye him a complex i see eugenia nervously picked up a book well to tell u e truth i m not going to be verv active while i m here doctor s or ders no swimming at all i think you d better tell gavin who eugenia is darling kit ob served a week later theyve had all those movies and rides and walks and they do look right chummy reading together on the beach pat sat up look she cried they watched electrified as eugenia climbed to the diving plat form her beautiful body struck the water cleanly she swam out out- pat clutched kit s arm kit whatu you bet that crook screams for help7 and just then as if 11 were timed eugenia screamed gavin dashed into the surf good pat whispered darkly wait till hi knows speed williams has made monkey of him the next morning pat primpen and perfumed was waiting on the veranda when kit appeared toddle on kit im waiting foi gavin gavin but i phoned him in his room told him i simply had to talk to him for his own good i he said he had a little business first eugenia williams voice came from somewhere around the corner im sorry gavin i i just couldnt swim how utterly crookedl pat whis pered just wait till he finds oui who she is but gavin was barking nc one can swim with cramps you were purple eugenia your puis was almost gone i why go tn th water if your doctor tells you not to they told me you didnt like ath letic girls gavin i had to let you know that x well i that youre speed williams i knew- it all the time i gavin growled tve followed your career tce i was twelve ever since you slaved my skin and made me deathly afraid of girl athletes his voicr dropped until i found you could be just as helpless need me jusi as much darling kit tittered hysterically telling the truth i both of em such lack of finesse i so crookedl where you going pat pat tosaedhf head tm having a good swlpw tennia golf and hike becmkbisebeeaw jew me jtiex crnmranbg bat touch kit tecsjm lot haven dar 1 fsmrsxyavn to maine un xxfhat d you suppose those guys are up to now groaned bill simpson williams wonder cir cus s advance agent as he witched the gang from dr lyle s miracu- lous medicine show pulling up to our lot the first man off lyle s lend wagon was none other than dr lyle himself well well well he bcl lowed striding across the lot fin ning himself with his broadbrimmcd stetson if it isn t williams won der circus famous in show history as the outfit that manages to ftt along season after season without any customers sorry 1 11 have to run out on you doc growled the boss but we je just getting ready to start our afternoon partfde i know doc announced and i m going to follow with my new band they ve got a lot in common with your fellows so i want them to see your people w ork then he looked over at his wagons send the new squad out here he bawled eight little monkeys in red suits with gold braid almost exactly like the uniforms of our band came scampering across the lot each one was carrying a miniature cornet or trombone and when they started to play the racket was ear splitting well we never had a worse parade in all our history doc and his monkeys tore ahead and waited for us on every corner they sure wrecked our music and worst of all the crowd didnt look twice at our procession they were only ifllssfisltf gc ajhfi monkeys how aid dos ever tram those apes jim bill was watching doc s band go through its paces its easy said jim each one of those mouthpieces is pushed out a little bit inside there s a thin reed thit 11 sound on the slightest suction legion notes comrade fred mccartney ohalr man of the victory e jamboree in forms us that the chairmen of nil committees are rufcklot work arrang ing their individual asgnmcrtfts and the public cap be assured of a real day otccjjeoratlon on olvic holiday ftde r muir in charge of the garden party to be held in the even lng wishes to announce lhot he has secured the services of several out standing artists among wihom ara jack mclean canada s premier lm pcrsonator comedian and vocalist nanoj mccalg charming and capable icconiionil violet murny personal ty singer and several others midway games bingo and sports events will be held in the afternoon and the lucky draw will take place in the evening music for the dance will be supplied by a six piece orchestra s6 comrades and friends lets all meet at tiie park on civic holiday comrade j murphy past president of post 23 ponllac michigan was a giest a the legior club rooms on saturday mrs murphy accompanied her husband while visiting in george town and sne is a past president of post 23 ladles auxiliary of ube le gion believe it or not comrades but we have actuallj signed up twelve mem bers who are anxious to help in our concert party comrade day is still on the job ana any comrade may let him know if ie cares to help out lost thursday night an old time sing song was held with comrade harry hale as accutnpaidst and greatly enjoyed by all present berveral of the comrades hac been enjoying their holidajs last week and now back on the job with onlj ol more weeks o work ahead of them until their next holiday this oeing the list appearance ol the legion nous before our vicorj fc jamboree hit clidirman over all of the ctltb men gomr ide fred me curtney is making an appeal to all loose who have their names appearing on the blue itboard for the different onunuuib to be on the job the day of the celebiatlon we needrjour help to put uils over 50 we depend on you xt fill ui the positions you have picked out lu us all jot together to make uils 1 oung up celebration jj3 wanl jt loral tkibutfcb at tlil mnlkal ol- rile laie jklo ltartb i dt following floral tributes were eceued lor the funeral of the late b red i eates testifying to the high esteem in wjiiah he was held by all who knew him many mass cards were also received mr and mrs j murphy mr and mrs a henney mr and mrs f mills guelph mr and mrs j smjui citielph mr and mrj p clarke mr ind mrs jred mccartney mr j roberts and family mr and mrs bert bullock and elsie mr and mrs a kershaw canadian legion branch 120 canadian legion ladies auxili ary the neighbours smith stone employees imperial section canadian legion pottery girls of smith stone ladies auxiliary lome scote mrs j fielding and margaret toronto local 526 smith 6c stone provincial paper mills coating div provincial paper union local mr and mrs b hyland windsor mr and mis j brown windsor mrs j yeates win dsor mrs e kniveton kitchener mrs macdougau guelph employees p ovincdal paper coating dlv num ber of old friends mr and mrs par ion mr and mrs tennant mr and mrs collins mr and mrs kemshead mr and mrs tavlor mr anc mrs h irlow mr j roberto llll lstllatd tln4nts can stav plt likr 1 recent wartime prices and r it boir ordt no well benaed t 11 f i t if coi tained dwelling all from one listener john avison is opening his fan mail concerts mr avlson s charming friend and its all from one admirer a lady shares her loyalty by leaving the oon- 111 boston mr avlson has been asso- cjjrt hall in time to hear the canadian elated with many of the most success- program just now sjohn avison is ful musical programs produced in the directing the tuneful new summer fea- qbcs west coast studios notably the ture gateway to melody heard cbr concert orchestra broadcasta thursdays at 1030 pm over the when these happen to fall on the cbc dominion network same date as the boston symphony can be giver notice to vacate in order a few days with eleanor griffin to make way for the landlord or any the cednrvale wj held their member or tare landlord s family fur- monthly meeting at tfae home of mrs ther any eviction notices handed out widdls on wednesday july 18 by landlords seeking to recover dwell i the meeting opened with the open ings for theii own use are now invalid j ing ode and repeaitlng of the lords the order does not affect a previous prayer in unison the roll cam name board statement that special three a father of confederation alter tfae months notice to vacate may be given business was dealt wiito hoe fouow- by or on behalf of disdbarged mem- ing program was given paper oar bers of the armed forces to enable nag mrs wood current blots mrs them to reoocupy dwellings or rooms cunningham duet jean finder and in which tlhey were living when they eleanor griffin community smgbabv- enhsted cedarvale last week mrs c o don and doris of toronto iro spenaint wo weeks with friends here mlsi jem pindtr of guelph spent mrs widdds reading mrs d hurren brry contest eleanor griffin tbe meeting was brought to a close with the national antftiem we hope even more exhibitors are planning to exhibits ladies work do mestic science flowers vegetables raln etc at georgetown fair on sept tth and 8th the adventure tijil4mj by the ritish amiicamktbmiu how did doc ever train those p and right behind that there s a place where you put a piece of hard candy so when the monkey sucks the candy he sucks the reed too and you get this racket just then doc came alongside the calliope nice of you guys to work for my show especially when you r not getting paid for it he gibed do you think wed work for an outfit that stooped to put on fake acts like that monkey band bill drawled they don t make any noise with those horns they ve rot whistles in their mouths or some thing i 11 stake my reputation as a showman on the fact that those brasses are genuine miniature in strumentsl doc raged can i come over to your lot and examine them bill asked absolutely doc bellowed what s the matter with you jim said after doc had gone didn t you hear me tell you those horns are the real thing bill looked at his watch and straightened his tie 1 got on idea he said with a wink meet me at doc s show tonight ateight o clock doc started his spiel about his rare simian stunted apes then the curtains parted with a flourish and there stood the r eht monkeys each with his instrument up to his mouth and his tail curie i around his feet the audience ip plauded wildly at a sigml frnin doc the inimils let go but instnd of the usual gila blast there was a series of little squeaks the monkeys were amazed first they shook their instruments ind tried to take them apart tl en the v looked at one another fimlly the all threw the horns on the fir or and sat down with their heads in their hands and no amnuntj of cajoling by doc could make them try again v in a minute those cries which in a showmans nightmare began com lng from the bleachers fake gimme my money back what d you do jim demanded as soon asthey were out of the tent bill offered jim the contents of a small paper bag no thanks jim said and stop holding out on ma give me tke lowdown so you dont v these things either bill said well i do be cause from now os j uy that i mad it monkey otrtof doc bt re placing eight uttl ptocaa of striped neppermisft candy witfc eight ttmle sucm at tt7 soar pickla montreal two and three- quarter million rritlcs in admir alty service with two million of thoke mile as troop trans ports is the proud record of the canadian pacific fleet in the german war it has been reveal d here m a review of the sea miles steamed for canada and the united nations up to v e day these wartime voyagings reptj resent the transportation through enemy infested waters of three- quarters of a million service per sonnel and cavil 1 ana and of three and onehalf million tons of war materiel and food the 40 miujen meas serred troope and otherorernment pas sengers daring transport service lone vtunes the manitle of canadian pacific sea operations until now cloaked by secrecy special movements have in eluded arabian kings and high dignitaries for mediterranean eonferwees 69 000 german and italian prisoners of war for can ada 23000 native troops halfway round africa at the critical point of that campaign and newfound land lumberjacks for a war job in britain the toll among seagoing per sonnel was js72 known killed and 155 missing or prisoners of war eleven vessels of- 193 000 ton nage were sunk by the enemy while one other the beaverhill was victim of a marine accident in 1944 vessels lost represented more than half tbe 338000 gross tons made available to tbe admiralty in 20 canadian pacific ships from atlantic and pacific ocean and british columbia coast service still serving in the battle of supply from that original allot ment of 20 ships are tirec hm pnsses australia one of three canadian pacific ships wnlcti shared the movement of the first division from halifax in decern ber of 1939 scotland renamed from japani flagship of all peacetime services on the pacific russia which also served in world war i two duchesata richmond and bedford one pnmcesj kathleen 7v mont 8 montcalm now converted hitei a fleet auxiliary repair smp which might wed be in supply train in fbe mopbtmg battle of the pacific anovbunuure both under direct admiralty those sent to the bottom bv germans japs or italian wen in 1910 the 42 r ton r mpns of britain largest merchant ship sunk during the war montro e sailing as h ms torfar inarm cd merchant cruiser at her death beaverford which took up the immortal jems ba s fight in the convoy attacked by the ad mirol seheer and beaxerburn 1941 beoverdrlle and beaver bra 19is princess margue rite seagoing troop taxi in helping imdjkip troop dispositions for montgomerys alamein push duchess of atholl and emnress of asia 1943 duchess of tori sunk by fockewulf bombers off spam and empress of canada conspicuous service in these actions by pacific offi cers and men had resulted in the award of 74 decorations when tbe report was made j