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vww i -i- x r ahmrkwf results- of w iist st tharines 5 guelph 1 m cummins completed a fiat tricar with singles going to j blair and d norton awl one assist to bvanwyck j hancock scored ctaelphs only goal with the assist going to r parry mariboro sam3ton4 t- lane and r lane were the scorers in this contest with an a sist going to x bowman peterboro barrie 1 w ret completed hat trick joins one with a single goal going to j tihlay and assists to j tinestf j p scored two goals and diliar itfr a red barrielone goal than you think uk 157 divbts pwits and car nates must be obtained by march 1 4th a no fu extension will je granted dont waftfbr the last mtnirfe rush obtain yours now at motor vehicles bureau 3 john str across from arena ollico hows daily 9 to 12 and 1 to 530 including saturdays hershey 3 buffalo 1 buffalos powerful tea wa un able to stop the league leaders buffalos lone goal was scored by b hill with assist going to w dix- 0grjcoopet with two and p hale with one goal withan assist going to b hamilton were the scorers for the hershey dub rochester 7 cleveland 0 the tail end americans came to ife and white washed the barons 70 the americans gdatw w riddall was unbeatable and rob bed w terry of three sure goals really earning his shut- put m korsack was rpchesters big gun with ahat trick plus two and one went to tcopeland two tjdoh- ning one and- kitchener one providence 1 springfield p rthe improving providence team shut out the springfield team sat- urday bj bpnfield scored the only goal and the assist went to li saunders t 7 njfcl montreal 5 chicago 3 the canadian scorers were f mcmahn one goal r henderson one goal and one assist e white oneg oal k wood one goal and two assists g ren wick onie goal and one assist the hawks marks- men were i fiddler one goal p poped one and one b wilson one assist and r salter one goal boston 4 toronto 3 the scorers for the bruins were p norton one goal d ballingal to j nor- goals j winfiem 1 goal w wheeler two assists and b l one assist thexeafs scorers d curry two goals w sahiord one goal and two assists brown with one assist to w ton news around the- arena commissioner herb arnolds re organized league- is really a going concern and both bottom teams have started to rou and have bea- tssltb powerful chicago and tor onto entries two weeks in a row when playoff time rolls around it would we anybodys guess who will be the big winner have heard that three of our junior a boys are going to play one of the numerous banes in the existence of a weekly- newspa per editor in a small town is the writing of obituaries it is in fact if youll pardon the expression a- deadly chore its not that you get much trouble from the he might have heen the type whod have raised supreme and merry hades if you misspelled his name in the paper whue he was among the quick but once hes planted he seems to have lost interest ssist j dixon scored two goals i at maple leaf gardens on friday ne f iasi mierew m ndaskrsted with two ftssiirt 1usq fohvnarhbnn irriis tthat t georgetown night school classes exhibition of students work orai friday evenin 8 00 pm irch 1st 1030 pm in knox presbyterian hall admission free refreshments notice to members of haftbn cooperative supplies milton georgetown vouchers for 1 956 interest onaaember loans are being mailed out to you feb 15th should you not receive yours promptly it may be due to an incorrect address in our records and we wouuo appreciate you contacting the milton office at once tr 82391 enha and avrb of malton are lyiv- biaiggame that night and to start things off right they are hav- gajae between the son of employees in the m year group local boys playing for the 0reda are terry and ronnie sons of afr and mrs gordon lade and alas- tair son of mr and mrs james blair good hick boys and have a good time georgetown jr a all stars play ed mhtoh jr a all stars monday just before the barrie flyers georgetown raiders benefit game and georgetown defeated milton 10 the goal scorer was terry lane st catharines marlboros barrie peterboro hamilton guelph hershey buffalo springfield cleveland providence rochester standings junior a p w l 13 9 3 13 7 2 13 8 4 13 6 3 13 3 8 13 0 ib american 13 5 13- 13 13 nhl 13 13 13 13 t pts 1 10 4 18 1 17 4 16 2 8 4 5 4 1 1 23 4 2 16 8 0 10 7 2 10 8 0 10 8 1 9 chicago toronto boston montreal schedule for saturday feb american leaguo 700 740 cleveland vs providence 740 820 springfield vs hershey 820 900rochester vs buffalo nhl 900 1006 toronto vs chicago loo 1100 rochester vs montreal junior a 1o0 1200 st catharines vs hamilton 1200 1230 guelph vs peterboro 1230 100 marlboros vs barrie 19 18 17 1 14 23rd after that if youre doing anything warn- reading about you shouldnt accompanying these lively obit- uraies would be photographs showing the deceased as a beauti ful child supple youth and hand some young man not as he is at 60 or 70 when that old fraud mo ther nature hjtsi given nm too many swipes in the face with the back of her hand- m 1 w the ntahyes they com in vera eaajfy classifier group tberwjhe- jchwi who write the voasiary tnemselve and nrtf jt printed exactly as submitted -in- eluding mi grammatlcal mlftekes error m spolnng and a half col umn of names of those who sent rtoww in direct contrast are the rela tives who dont know how old the deceased was what his middle name was how long he spent out west that time or just when the funeral will be they are also the type who tell you the names of five of the pallbearers but can never remember whb the other one is then there are the think the obituary should be on the front page containing the entire text of the preachers burial sejfarm news vice and hie somewhat startling information that the da was a popular citizen beloved by au 0 cjktthe community this- is hard to swallow when you and they know per well th lie w a crusty old curmudgeon whose only claim to fame u that he still had the first nickel he over made on top of all this obituaries as currently written are incredibly dull clothing the exciting and colourful life of a man or woman in the drab and hackneyed phras es of obituarial writing is as crimi nal as it would be ro muffle mari lyn monroe in a mother hubbard bouskul michael bludd randy brandford robbie fry and his bro ther blayne cant you visualiie uncle george who had a rich full life and diott full but not rich sitting there on the coal scuttle in the next world reading the assembly of dull dates the dreary list of survivors who mourned his pass ing and the white lies of the preacher that are contained in his lastapeparance in the newspapers hedbe burned up colloquially speaking yet this is hie content of the average obit does it tell of the time he fell in love with a girl in rio de jan eiro at the age of nineteen and amost died of a broken heart for about three weeks when they were separated by the machinat ions of her parents who practical ly had to use a crowbar to effect the separation not a word social and personal mr and mrs w ti kentner 43 queen st are in st petersburgh florida for a winter vacation they drove south accompanied by mr and mrs m mccauley of port do ver gray don hillock s6n of mr and mrs maurice hillock king street celebrated his fourth birthday on february 6th by having a birthday party at his home his little guests were joanie darlene and robbietibsorbed a lot of bad advice from is there even a passing refer ence to the feet that in his youth he was the terror of the country dances for miles around fighting every fanner lad who would do battle and kissing every girl who wouldnt tattler not a syllable does it mention the time he got drunk with the boys one night them came home and told his wife thered be no more nonsense about who was head of the house and she weighing 96 pounds soaking wet practically took him apart not a whisper t- i feel that if tb suggestion fol the n editors the worktwoum wjhp in and a statue of met just in ease oon 1 iiuwevof 9 rm gonsg n write an obituary for myself rhat wjh put die on just s high- a- pedestal as any statue i lets see now wf bt smiley known in laterlife as bril liant bill was born ofpoor but honest parents- jtreinthelmoment he opened his eyes on the world it was evident that here was a re markable inf an tr destined to leave a mark on his age as a child he was exceptionally handsome of ex cellent physique and of truly un usual intelligence see what i mean and thats ony the first paragraph nerval acton juniors but 1957 officers j e w last week saw acton and norval junior farmers staging their an nua meetings county president jean peterson was the guest speak er at the joint meeting of the ac ton juniors which was held at the home of jack black at moffat miss peterson presented a most in teresting illustrated address on her exchange visit of last summer to prince edward island john w picket past county president of the hal ton juniors took charge of the election of officers which re sulted as follows acton junior institute presi dent doris thompson secretary treasurer mildred watson direc tors ida matthews betty ander son district director ida matth ews acton junior f r presi dent wnu price vice president allen bowen secretary treasurer sandy buchanan ihrectors jack black calvin sprowl fred thomp son and charles tnompeniu on the sameevening norval ju niors met at the home of marilyn arid sanely barnesi here mrs ma- bet ibbrgstrbm presidedfover the election of officers for the junior institute and agricultural repres entative j e whitelock performed unierh farmers george el elliott qc of milton was the guest speaker at the joint meeting mr elliott took r his subject education and- citizenship and as usual ritii this popular speaker his address was thoughtprevoknjg ajjd contain hgd i inte to young thb 6lorott6wm hmalp wednesday evening feb patse 7 alike the newly elected officers are as follows norval junior ihstitute r pres ident marilyn wrigglesworth vicj nresldeht barbara cnnmgham secretary treasurer evelyn jiird district director joan wriggles- worth press reporter ute ostef mann director marilyn barnes norval junior farmers pres ident bill wilson vice president tom hunter secretary david les lie treasurer george bird direc tors cliff mcdonald ed bailey jamie cunningham and ken hearns toronto resident in sunday accident a toronto resident was rushed to the office of dr alistair mac intosh for treatment of facial in juries following an automobile ac cident sunday night a- half mile west of town mrs adelia beckett of toronto was driving south on no 7 high way accompanied by her daughter holly beckett when an oncoming northbound vehicle went into a skid on the spowcovered road to avoid a collision with the other cm mrs beckett drove onto the shoulder where drifted snow pulled her cftr right off the road into a tree the impact threw miss beckett against the windshield shattering the glass and resulting on lacera tion about the forehead requiring numerous stitches to close the car a 1957 volkswagen with less than 1000 miles on it received ex- tensixe frontal damage amounting to about 500 opp officer george moore investigated aypa valentine partif members of the aypa of st georges anglican had a valentino party friday in tjhe parish halkf the evening sponsored by ihe deanery council comprised gaqies and dancing with lunch served afterwards say -x- caiprbii rtv picked up 50c delivered jack olantern restaurant main anb guelph trianglo 72571 5 t h b anglican parish st georges i feb 24th sexegesima 800 am holy communion corporate for mens chapter bac 945 am church school holy bible class 1100 am mattins gj 1100 am infant care nursery group j 700 jjn evensong gj 1000 a jn thursday holy communion st albans jj glen williams 930 am holy communion corporate for 56 confirmee s 1040 am church school 5 i the new exciting climax deluxe with the automatic roll stop wringer expansion your most important cjeclslon in f you ore being asked to answer is expansion truly necessary for your dis trict hospital axachy what expansion has been proposed how much will it cost you some day yomr life may depend upon your decision aboutthe expansion of peel memorial hospital in the meantimejhe health of many hospital patients depends upon the will of th p in mlstotrieti your taxes depend upqnlt too to hear juit whats happening ih your district to heajr the full truth about hospital expansion be sure to attend peel memorial hospital meeting blvi ir t 1 irif ssini frr tfr t m ll nfj tsaasssjlsswpamrrtlsmab vjrvi ai in it say a word about the way he worked 16 hours a day to look after his own family and that of his neighbour when the letter was taken away to the saiiafe torlum for a year or the time- he shot his young brother in the leg out hunting and carried mm four miles noma through the without ever stopping for a you see what i meant look back through your own life it co possibly be as dull as your obituary will be now could it well im not just criticizing for fun i have something constructive inmind lawyers and trust com panies are always trying to get people to make a will it saves them a lot of trouble even though they fatten on the resultant chaos if there is nowill and the family start fighting over the loot i suggest and quite seriously that everyone write his own obit uary lira the only chance most of us will ever have to go out in a blase of gfery for one day the day the paper came ouvevejyl body would be taking about us and they wouldnt be- muttering the usual platitudes like its a mercyhes gone and then turning oh the tv theyd be readlngv- idly the account of a rich full life snorting with disgust shaking their beads with disbelief chuck ling well the old rip i didnt know fie m it to him the double wall insu lated tub keeps water hotter longer if s por celain enamelled on tub and cover holds a- queensize 11 lb wash the newly des igned control panel lets you set i and for get if the timer turns the maefune off 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