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meeting the kids were off to sleep 1 was looking at a picture in the paper conclusive evidence that the human race was mammalian it was miss jane mansfield in her wedding dress ut toreveal that the young ladys bust is indeed bigger than her butt or whichever it s supposed to be i must admit i was enjo ing myself in a disgusted sort of way suddenly i had a nasty footing that someone was reading aver my shoulder i whirled around and there he was next thing i knew i was up on top of the man tel quavering hoor you it wasn t the fact that he was stark naked and four feet high that startled hie nor that he was a peculiar peagreen all over nor that he had only one eye and that of deep purple set right at the end of his short square nose what really shook me and con tinued to alarm me throughout the ensuing exchange was the fact that he had something that might ily resembled a stalk of celery growing out of his navel and thaf every few minutes hed snap off a piece sprinkle some salt on it and shoving ft in his mouth which was of course located in his left armpit crunch happily on it then he spoke at least im not sure whether he spdlce i think he used some kind of mental tel epathy or thought transference anywaj we carried on a conver sation dont be alarmed he sooth ed they fold me to find an aver age earthman and youre about as average as they come crunch crunch well thanks i retur ned trying to get some sarcasm into my shaky tremolo thanks very much im sure they wondered he went on rather indifferently snapping off another piece crunch crunch if there was any point in taking over this third rate planet as planned arid trying to do something with the natives far as im concerned youre not worth the trouble wed have with you but im only the chairman of the investigating com mittee crunch crunch hey wait a minute yowl i protested ahwtt faintly wis not so bed as all thah we may have our little faults but after ell were all human but i stopped in terror when his purple aye turned red and angrylooking human eh he snorted oh you re a grand lot you preach brotherly love and every twenty or thirty years you murder each other by millions you boast of human kindness and you hold your grain for the right price while millions of humans starve your best brains are totally en grossed in making two things more horrible weapons and more money your churches are monu ments to a lost caus xaur wqnufjyit en are greedy shrew you wa in poison liquor nicotine cof fee your heroes are adulterous actresses and thick headed ath lctcs honour members of manor board the annual dinner that precedes the inaugural meeting of the board of management ofhalton centen nialjsanor was held in the staff dining room of the manor on janu ary 22 there were two members pres ent who were retiring from the board this year j hargrave who is ex reeve of acton and robert shannon who is ex reeve of bur lington as a recognition of their services mr hargrave and mr shannon were presented with hand some sheaffer pens a sheaffer pen was also presen ted to stan allen who had filled the position of chairman of t he board for the first five months of i guess he was getting pretty worked up because just then the- top flew right off his little poin ted head and smoke poured out must have fainted m terror be cause my wife came in and found me in front of the fireplace in a deep swoon when i tried to tell her about it she went straight fa the kitchen and checked the contents of the medicinal bottle of brandy there wasnt a drop qf it so she sad it must have been t venison pie with the cream cheat crust id made for dinner but i know better i ve been giv ing it a lot of thought and next lime that little bloke shows up i m going to have some pretty sharp answers ready for him you can bet jour next donation to foreign missions 1957 until his appointment as sup erintendent of the manor the two new members of the board who are to fill the positions vacated by mr hargrave and mr shannon are douglas sargent the reeve of georgetown and j milne reeve of nassagaweya two ladies were also present mrs duke who will be the assist ant to garfield brown as secretary treasurer of the board and mrs stan allen wife of the superin tend en t of the manor after the delicious dinner had been partaken of votes of thanks were extended to the cook of the manor mrs hazel smith the two ladies who had served it mrs hazel smith the two ladies who had served it mrs muriel gray and miss josie van grunsven and to miss clara sutton and mrs mary shaw who performed the duty of washing the dishes all the news of georgetown and district each week in the herald thh georgetown hirau wednesday february 0th 186b page 3 notice to creditors in the bstata of dr francis robert watson late of the town of georgetown ontario gentleman creditors and others having claims- against the above estate are required to send full particulars 6f such claims to the undersigned ejt- ecutor on or before the 18th day of february a d 1958 after which date the estates assets will be dis tributed having regard only to claims that have then been recei ved the canada trust company guelph ontario executor by hewson ord a helson solicitors georgetown ontario 212 like chinese food if so here is good news now the georgetown cafe serves all those tempting tantalizing and delicious chinese dishes we will be happy to serve you in our cafe or prepare the food foryyou to take out and serve in your own home georgetown cafe 28 main street north phone tr 79007 woolhead friendly furniture centre guelph and water streets georgetown tr 72572 resume bunk beds restonic cnds complete with wide slata spring spring filled mattress req 89 95 large complete with health mattress