thk eaoiioctowm mald page x xi tffip your kitchen with a oustora built cup board grsstoon qmsiq our shop and installed with no muss or inconvenience also rooms dividers and bookcases a specialty phone today for a free estimate mino millwork 11 water st tr 79771 1 sugar and spice s tv service 45 main street north tr 79541 arent those people fortunate enough who are making the ar rangements for the royal tour they re getting all kinds of help in planning the queens visit this summer foremost among the generous and unselfish assistant they ara raaiwma isa lo of free advice from newspaper columnists peculiar spawn of the last few decades tha columnist is a iumped- up nawspaparman or woman who speedily acquires tha cartalnty that his or her opinions carry on ly a tittle lasi weight than tha scriptures with a few notable exceptions the columnists have an atmosl desperate urge to be the voice of the little man their stuff is written to be gulped not digested by the man in the street thai nebulous character and the aver age house wife another non ex cteat personage travel notes lowest trans atlantic fa rest to england and scotland pay later plan available for all flights john r barber travel advisor john r barber agency insurance travel tr 7 2214 mill streat free of tha need for either edi tonal dignity or the obiectivity allagad to be found in the news columns the columnist can use his space for tilting at windmills fanning preiudices sublimating neuroses exposing foibles picking scabs and championing the under dog aven if he is ust that dog most of them are clever their stuff entertaining they are in fact the court jesters of the age their sharp tongues and impud ence are tolerated by that mighu monarch who rules the tublir press the vonstant reader he is amused by them fond or them ai times occasional listens to them with half an ear but when he is not in the mood one growl sends them scuttling to the sculler these days a favourite theme of some columnists is a new deal for the royal tour they want the queen to meet the common people to 9t the flavour of the real canada this summer they demand these pipsqueak proph ets that the people in charge of the tour eliminate all pomp and ceremony cut out the reception lines and banish the official ban quets thej want the queen to visit supermarkets go on picnics take part in square dances and engage in all sorts of similar asinine an tics if the supermarket is a sm bol of our canadian way of life lake me back to dear old dixie and whafs so great about the common people 1 know a lot of common people in fact my wife often tells me i m as common as they come and frankly 1 m not particularly impressed by them uncommon peopla are much more interesting it s bad enough having to shake the hot little hands of a few thou sand perspiring officials and their 1 quivering wives without getting all clowned up with the common people if her majesty was interes ted in meeting the common people she wouldn t need to come all the way to canada they have plenty of them in england another thmt what have the common people done to earn the privilege of a greeting or a hand shake from the queen all theyve don is pay their taxes and that under vehement protest and with i the greatest reluctance i on the other hand mayor mai function and mr seldom wright m p have been listening to our complaints about sewers our de mands for new postofflces for j years they haveuaboured through many a dreary task for us while we were out fishing or home wat ching tv why shouldnt they as our representatives have the honour and the pleasure if they get a chance to meet the queen they ve earned it of course if she ust happened to bump into soma of us common types in a purely spontaneous way that would be different like for example the royal yacht will be passing within so mile of our house on july 4th this i know and by pure coincidence i lust happen to have a fast launch char rerod for the fourth of july chapel champs in rarm news lpufmrc school hockey by peter wright the school hockey games are ov er for another year with chapel street team the undefeated cham plons the hockey ended on friday 24 when the chapel street team han ded harrison school their first de feat of the season both teams played brilliantly but the chapel street team had a definite edge in play scoring forchapel st in their five to two win were mac korrack with two murray march ment doug qu anbury and ken morrow with singles all in all it was a good year of schobl ho ckey chapel street liritupoal brad livingstone and doug vivian de fence larry saunders lome cof ell ren morrow wayne reid jim blair kent robinson roy donna hee forwards murray marchment mac korzack paul hale gary arm strong john stopper douglas quanbury john mcclements bob bonfiejd alistair blair colin jen nings paul robinson coach mr allen a special word or thanks t fred hainson brian lewis and ed white for refcrcem lht gam york county oac grad named assistant agrep j a f mr d e jackson who has rec ently completed studies in the ag ricultural course at the ontario agricultural college ouelph has been appointed assistant agrtcultu ral representative for halton and peel counties mr jackson will be stationed at milton and assu med duties in halton and peel counties on april 27th mr jackson was raised in york county on a dairy farm he spec lalizcd in field husbandry during his college course andnook the field husbandry option during the summer months he assisted as agricultural engineering ficldman in york county for the extension branch of the ont depl of aga culture insurance travel red estate walter t evans co trianjk 72512 mlllstrcet serving your community for owcr 30 yean now if we just happened to be passing right in front of the royal yacht that day and our boat hap pened to catch fire and i had to throw the kids the dog and the old i ad into georgian ba and prince philip demanded that the yacht slop and take u aboard well that would be different and sort of democrat c aid 1m sure we d all have a nice chat maybe i should put life jackets on them though fust in case three toronto persons injured saturday night three toronto persons were in jured saturday night one critic ally when the station wagon in which they were ridiinj skidded off rain slicked no 7 highway mile n rlhwcat of brampton and plunged into an elhl foot deep iilch in critical con 1 tn n wilh head injur ca in i eel memorial hospi lal brampton i tl c driver how ard cfawforl 45 of dundas st w also a imilled to hospital there were his wite margaret and hci sister helen of the same ad when you need tv radio applkike service you want them right away assd woo mm m john s reputation for top qtmlity work honest prices and speedy service is your assurance of satisfaction call tr 79453 for johns ires mrs crawford suffered sev ere facial injuries and her sister a br ken leg peuia and wrist the accident occurred at about 7 15 p m and he d up traffic forr almost half an hour until police cleared the eastbound lane two worthy organizations are olmtms funds this week the sanaton array which is making a bouse canvass and the red oras which plans a bhtx cam paign on wednesday may 13th both are good groups as jackie gteason would say and merit whatever support you can give notice to creditors in the estate of egbort charles reed deceased all persons having claims ag ainst the estate or egbert charles reed late of the village or norval in the county of halton who died on or about the 23rd day of dec ember 1957 are required to file their claims with the undersigned before the 10th day of april 1959 after which dale the estate will be distributed dated at toronto this 9th day of march 1959 lang michcner cranston 50 king st west toronto ontario solicitors for the administrator he km past paid for another load ol inel for h oldfashioned wasteful inr- mm and be b feeling broke what to do with a new scientifically designed economic smarts fferaace bo could rave money by 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