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Thursday, March 16 Limehouse euchre: Limehouse Women's Institute hosts euchre, 7:30 p.m. at the Limehouse Memorial Hall. Admission $3, lunch provided. Emotions Anonymous: Is your life becoming unmanageable? Emotions Anonymous can help! The group meets Thursdays, 7:30 p.m. sharp at Norval Presbyterian Church, rear entrance. Info: Angela or David, 905-873-2852. Community Calendar Bridge anyone?: Georgetown Bridge Club offers afternoon game Mondays at 1 p.m. at the Optimist Hall on Hwy. 7, west of Georgetown. All levels of players are welcome, novice to expert. Halton Hills Toastmasters: Develop your speaking, presentation and leadership skills now at St. Alban's Church, Glen Williams, Mondays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Info: Shirley Bartle, 519-8535555, shirleybartle@rogers.com or www.haltonhillstm.org. Recovery meeting: Celebrate Recovery, a Christ-centred recovery program for people, who are struggling with various addictions is offered by Georgetown Alliance Church Mondays, 7 p.m. Meetings open to all. Info: Pastor Doug, 905-873-0249 or cr@agrowingfamily.org. Friday, March 17 Irish Stew dinner: St. John's Anglican Church, Stewarttown hosts a St. Patrick's Irish Stew Dinner, 5-7 p.m. Adults $9, children $5. Entertainment by Bob Gracey. Info: Joan, 905-8775797. Fantastic Fun Friday: FFF is a P.A. day program for all children in senior kindergarten to Grade 5 at Norval United Church, 486 Guelph Street, 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. The children will enjoy games, activities, crafts, etc. The cost is $5 per child. Children must be pre-registered by Thursday March 16, e-mail youth@norvalunited.ca; or call 905-877-6122. Friday night euchre: 7:30 p.m. at Georgetown Legion. Admission: $2. Country Jamboree: No Name Band is hosting an Old Tyme Country Jamboree and Dance, 7:30-11 p.m. at St. George's Church Hall. You can sing, play your instruments or ours. Admission, $5, performers free. Light dinner available for purchase, 5:30-7 p.m. snacks to 10 p.m. Info: Jim, 905-873-0310 or Carol 416-889-0252. Singles dance: Parents Without Partners will be hosting a singles dance, 8:30 p.m. at the Lions Banquet Hall (45 Avondale Blvd, Brampton). Admission: $14 per person includes buffet and door prizes. Dress code in effect. Info: 416-903-2271. with June & Mary Ann Brett will be the topic, 7:30 p.m. at Knox Church, Acton. Info: Sandy 519-853-3912. Fashion show: A fashion show featuring the Acton Seniors Centre's own models and fashions by Alia will be held at the centre, 1:30 p.m. followed by light refreshments. Seniors' Lunch: at Ebenezer United Church, 12274 Guelph Line (just north of 20 Sideroad) 905-854-2423. All seniors and wannabees are welcome for a soup/sandwich lunch, followed by a time of fellowship with games. Call Willy at 519-853-3043. Portrait/Still Life Drawing: will be held Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. in the cottage, in Cedarvale Park. New members welcome. These sessions are offered by the Palette and Pencil Guild of the Credit Valley Artisans. Contact Rita Ladjansky, 519-853-9226. TOPS-Georgetown: Lose weight sensibly and keep it off, join TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) at St. Andrew's Church, Tuesdays; weigh-in 7-7:45 p.m. and get together, 8-9 p.m. Wednesday, March 22 Bruce Trail hike: a 5 km hike on local trails. Depart at 9:30 a.m. from light standard between Zellers and the grey building. Bring water and a snack. Leader: Maureen, mosmith@cogeco.ca Tuesday, March 21 Acton Horticultural Society: "Good Gardening Tips & Ideas" Saturday, March 18 Spring bazaar: Acton Seniors Centre hosts its annual Spring Bazaar, 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. in the Acton Arena and Community Centre. Lunch, crafts, bake table, country store and more. Texas Hold'em: Georgetown Optimist Club is holding a Texas Hold'em Poker Night March 18. Registration begins at 6:30 p.m. with game starting at 7 p.m. at the Georgetown Optimist Hall on Hwy. 7 west of Georgetown. Cost is $60 and includes a light buffet. Tickets are available from all Optimist members, or call chair John Fendley, 905-877-2931 evenings, David Burton, 905-702-0120 or e-mail rochambers@sympatico.ca. Proceeds will go to the Optimist Club's youth programs. Give it a try, it's fun, open to ladies and men. The club plans to make this a monthly event pending on the turnout. Music show: The No Name Band presents the Saturday Afternoon Music Show, 1-4 p.m. at St. George's Church hall. Music and dancing for older adults. Admission $5. Tickets at the door. Info: Carol, 416-889-0252 or Jim, 905-873-0310. Euchre: is held every Saturday night at the Hornby Co-operative Nursery School on Steeles Ave. at 7:30 p.m. All welcome. Overeaters Anonymous: meets Saturdays 10 a.m., at Sacred Heart Church in Rockwood. Info: Elisabeth, 519-856-1428. Fair Vote Halton: meeting open to the public, 10:15 a.m. in the SAVIS Room Hopedale Mall, Oakville. A presentation on fair voting system. Info: Sandra, sansam25@yahoo.com Sunday, March 19 Bruce Trail hike: a 10 km hike in Silvercreek/Great Esker. Depart at 10 a. m. from the tall light standard between Zellers and the grey building. Please bring water and lunch. Leader: Heinz Rusche, 905-877-3298. Dance Drama: at Acton Christian Reformed Church, 6.30 p.m. Rina Singha will be performing a one-woman dance in the Kathak style. She will be performing a biblical dance,Yeshu Katha. Four women tell the story of Jesus: from the Promise to the Resurrection. She does the drama dance to music that is narrated with biblical text. The story is told through the biblical characters Eve, Mary-Mother of Jesus, the Samaritan women and Mary Magdalene. Nursery care is available. Free will offering. Info: www.actoncrc.com. Georgetown runners: are a group of local runners who meet at Atlantis Athletics (232 Guelph St.) 8 a.m. Sundays as well as on Wednesdays at 4:30 p.m. at the Georgetown Dental Clinic (211 Guelph St.) for the club runs. All are welcome to join us. Visit www.georgetownrunners.ca. or call Jim, 905-702-1162. Monday, March 20 Leash Free Zone: Halton Hills Dog Leash Free Zone committee meets 7:15 p.m. at the Great Canadian Superstore, Guelph St., Georgetown (upstairs in the community meeting room). Volunteers wanted for the committee or to monitor the parks on a regular basis, and if you can help out in any way, please attend this meeting! A new leash-free zone opens in Cedarvale Park this summer. Check out www.hhdog.com for the latest updates. TOPS-Acton: meets Mondays at St. Joseph's Church, Church St. E. Weigh-in: 6-7 p.m. Meetings follow until 8 p.m. Info: Ena, 519-853-1526.