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Ball teams call for players Glen Williams Minor Softball Boys and girls, ages 5-15, are welcome to sign up for Glen Williams Minor Softball. Season starts in May. To register, call Dan, 905-873-1356 or Debbie, 905-873-0287. Halton Hills Slo Pitch League Competitive Men's Modified Fast Pitch is looking for teams and players to play on Sundays (9 a.m., 10:30 a.m., or noon) at the Georgetown Fairgrounds. Must over 30 years old. For more information please call Ed Serjeantson, 905-8734977 UCHS hosts Masquerade Ball Upper Credit Humane Society will host its major fund-raising event, a Masquerade Ball, on March 25. This dinner and dance with a silent auction, will feature magician Alan Grose, at the Caledon Golf and Country Club. Cocktails will be held at 6 p.m. followed by dinner at 7:30 p.m. Tickets are $80. For more information or tickets, call the shelter at 519-833-2287. Tickets also available at: Global Pet Foods, Georgetown, or Graham's Animal Hospital, Hillsburgh. Funds are always needed at the UCHS as the Society is solely reliant on the generosity of the public for its operating funds. The spay and neuter program alone takes many dollars, then add microchipping, vaccinating, and the general care of all the animals in residence, food, etc., you can imagine how quickly the bank account gets depleted. In 2006, the society is expanding the shelter, at the corner of Trafalgar Rd. N. and Wellington County Rd. 124 to include another room for kittens and is also for moving its thrift shop to Georgetown. Guests can decide how they wish to dress for this occasion, but masks will be on hand for those who wish to be incognito. If you cannot attend the function, but would like to participate with a donation of goods or gift certificate for the silent auction it would also be much appreciated. Georgetown man wins $10,000 in lottery Jim Sykes of Georgetown is the latest winner of $10,000 in the Heart & Stroke Foundation Lottery. Since its inception, the Heart & Stroke Lottery program has raised more than $100 million, to support life-saving research projects in communities across Ontario. Elvis to come to Acton Elvis impersonator Stephen Kabakos presents The Way it Was, a dinner and show at the Acton legion on Saturday, April 22. Doors open at 6 p.m. Tickets are $50 per person; call 519-853-3195.