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Said Gwyn, "...The Clinton facâ€" or that is at work is painfully easy o identify. After staying out of the Vietnam war and after championing ays in the military, he has to prove e isn‘t a wimp..." She knew â€"â€" as columnist Richard wyn claimed in Sunday‘s Toronto tar â€" the male Clinton was merely rying to prove he was a man. Gwyn bointed out that successive presiâ€" ents have had to prove their manâ€" ood by invading some country or ther â€" Lebanon, Grenada, Panama, [raq, Somalia, and now... Haiti. Hillary Rodham Clinton wasn‘t about to put up with some foolish idea of proving manhood or some other macho idea. No way. That would have done her a disservice. She can do better than that. If that was true and the country went to war on the flimsy excuse of proving Bill‘s a swell guy, a real man‘s man so to speak, it really and honestly wouldn‘t have looked good. In fact, it would have been downright embarrassing. The wife of a guy who blows up people to show he‘s a man? This is a new age man of the nineties? Get with the program Hil, we would have shouted in unison, there‘s a whole bunch of people out there looking at you to tell it like it is. Or at least tell Bill how it is. But Hillary, let‘s talk about this. ar is stupid. Going into war withâ€" ut 100% support of your own ountry would have even be more tupid. But you‘re not stupid. So vhat happened? here are times when it ‘s nice [ .to pick up the phone and get the real story from someone ho matters. And so, I think, it‘s igh time someone got on the horn ) the Oval Office to ask for Hillary. ~Because I, for one, have one %.\estlon to ask. What happened on this Haiti ing? We all knew almost half the ountry was opposed to an invasion. md should Jimmy Carter not have roven successful, Clinton â€" the ,Lale one, this is, would have paintâ€" d himself into a corner. After all, e had little choice. And so, I am sure you did just that. Bill and Jimmy may be makâ€" ing headlines as we speak, but we know the brains behind this outfit. Enjoy the Taste of Our Town Oakville residents can take advanâ€" tage of an opportunity to experience great food, great entertainment, and great fun at the first â€" A Taste Of Our Town â€" presented Saturday, Oct. 15th, at 7 p.m., at The Oakville Centre for the Performing Arts. I‘ll tell you what I suspect hapâ€" ened in those chaotic last minute ays in Washington. I think Clinton, he female one, that is, knew full vell the pickle her husband was in. The evening kicks off in the lobby of The Oakville Centre when guests will see and taste a myriad of foods offered by Oakville‘s finest restauâ€" rants, including: Aquata; Mye Japanese Restaurant; Paradiso; Sharkey‘s; The Yak Caffe; The Olive Garden; Sanelli‘s; Robert‘s Fish Cove; Simply Chocolate; Swiss Canadian Pastry Shop; and more. A taste of some local brew will be offered by Oakville‘s own Trafalgar Brewing Co. Culotta Wines will be on hand to proâ€" vide the tastes of our local winery. Pepsiâ€"Cola Canada and Grabbajabba will also provide complimentary bevâ€" erages for all ages. tember 21, 1994 At 8 p.m., the house lights will dim in the Main Auditorium as the stage lights up with music, singing, comedy, dance, and drama, featuring many of Oakville‘s finest performers and musiâ€" cians, including: Oakville Summer Theatre; Comedy On Wry; Oakville Concert Band; Oakville Symphony Orchestra; Halton Youth Symphony; Whiteoaks Choral Society; Children‘s Circus Theatre; Oakville Drama Series; Theatre Sheridan; Fleming School of Dance; Oakyville Chamber Ensemble; and Trillium Chorus. So was this it? Was it just anothâ€" r guy wanting to prove his manâ€" ood by way of going to war? The arts community will use this very special event as a backdrop for its annual â€" Above Beyond Awards â€" honoring those volunteers who have provided "above and beyond" assisâ€" tance to the organizations to which they belong. After the show ends, there are gourmet desserts and coffee for everyâ€" one; again, provided by Oakville restaurants. And there‘s more fun in the bas! Tickets for â€" A Taste Of Our Town â€" are $25 each. A 20% discount will be provided to groups ordering 20 tickets or more. Order tickets today by calling The Oakville Centre Box Office...815â€"2021. eaceful invasion of Haiti a coup.......for Mrs. Clinton And it sure isn‘t a guy waving around a gun to look cool. I am positive that it was you, Reg. $3.99 NOW 2. 49 ca orn 5 FOR $10.00 COLLECTIONS INTERNATIONALE, ESTEE LAUDER, WONDERBRA Hillary, who sat old Bill down and gave it to him straight. You pointed out that most of the region of Latin American countries were opposed,; that almost half of your own counâ€" try, for God‘s sake, were opposed to an invasion; that even Republicans, always happy planning this war or that one, didn‘t like the sound of this one. In a nutshell, Hillary is no fool. And I just know she told Bill this Bay whole Haiti thing was not looking good for him. It was she, in all likelihood, who told him to start thinking about something other than playing war. 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