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"Tommy Douglas, you‘re just trying to distract me from this report card. You know very well Grandma has three more years to work at Stuckey‘s in Fort Myers, Florida, to pay off the loan she took out for her gallstone operaâ€" tion. Now, what‘s this about you bothering Melissa Murphy again?" "Mom, all I said was: "Hi, I‘m the Minister of Tourism, wanna fool around?" "Tommy Douglas..." "But Uncle Peter said..." "Never mind Uncle Peter." "Nothing happened, Mom." "That‘s what Uncle Peter said. Never mind all that. Now, why do "Every night, in the Ace High Lounge. Sing Us A Song, You‘re The Piano Man...it‘s so sad." "Will Grandma be coming to visit soon?" "This report card shows you missed 35 days of school this year. I don‘t remember writing 35 sick notes." "Honey, you have to understand, as a leader with great ideas and good intentions, Uncle Bob was one helluâ€" va piano player." "Do you see him much anyâ€" "Maybe I should quit school, Mom." "Uhâ€"oh. You‘ve been talking to Auntie Evelyn again." "I was sick five days. The other 30 days I voluntarily did not go to school, just like Uncle Bob asked me "That‘s truancy!" "Uncle Bob calls them public serâ€" vice days. He says the school saves money when I‘ m not there." "We really listen to the guidance of this group, and the program that you see just does not have their endorsement; it has their active involvement," says McElhinney. Although there are no internaâ€" tional students enrolled in the proâ€" gram, some students are originally from other countries and bring to the class personal experience and knowledge. McElhinney is pleased with the varied backgrounds of the students. "There is a diversity in university backgrounds, ages, and work expeâ€" riences. We are really pleased that we were able to attract such a high level group of students." (Continued from page 7) them coming and going! Lord, we could have bought three rain forests and two pandaâ€"bear mating reserves." "Mikey says it‘s not a tax. He calls it a user fee." Students looking for global opportunities Crime Stoppers would appreciate hearing from anyone who may be able to suggest possible suspects for investigation. Shelley told it like it was..sort of (Continued from page 10) the local and international business community. "I‘m getting global exposure from just being in the class," says tudent Nawaz Meghji. Bill Demery as a political science degree speâ€" ializing in global political econoâ€" y from York University. Demery‘s asons for taking the international usiness program echo those of ther students in the program. Money stored in the safe and a Sanyo VCR were stolen. If you have any information that leads to an arrest in this or any other At some time between 2 a.m. on Nov. 6th and 7 a.m. on Nov. 7th, a rear door was forced at the Royal Canadian Legion hall at Church and Navy Streets. Once inside, the susâ€" pects ransacked every room in the building and forced open the hall‘s safe. A safe attack in downtown Oakville remains unsolved, and Halton officers are asking for inforâ€" mation from the public that could identify whoever was involved. Burglars made short work of safe at Oakville Legion "I need more theoretical experiâ€" nce," says Szustakowski. "I want meet the business community and eet knowledgeable people." The optional coâ€"op portion of the rogram that begins in January lows students to meet and estabâ€" ish contacts with the business comâ€" unity. In the future, the program rganizers hope to see offshore )lacements of students. Another _ student, Lester zustakowski, already has experiâ€" nce in international business. A ative of Poland, Szustakowski pent eight years doing business in astern Europe. "The world is becoming much nore globalized, and that is where he jobs are going to be," says Jemery. "My interest lies in Mexico and in 10 or 15 years, I iope to be working for the governâ€" nent dealing with international rade." case, you may be eligible for a cash reward of up to $1,000. You need not give your name and your information can be treated with complete anonymity in 140 languages. Crime Stoppers does not subscribe to call display. Please call 1â€"800â€"668â€"5151 or 825â€"TIPS (that‘s 825â€"8477). "Mrs. Brock said I should ask you about that. Something about a lieâ€"detector machine?" "Well, once upon a time, for the good of democracy and the party, Mommy had to tell a fib." "Like a little white lie?" "Actually, honey, this was a whopper." the other children call you Polly? MIRACLE] Not enough time in the day during this very busy seaâ€" son, is there? We‘ll fix that. Starting November 26, FOOD DRIVE | we‘re open from 9:30 a.m. to 9:30 p.m., Monday to Saturday, and Sunday, Noon to 6 p.m. No need to rush. 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