The following text may have been generated by Optical Character Recognition, with varying degrees of accuracy. Reader beware!

9 · OAKVILLE BEAVER Wednesday, October 28, 2009 Living Oakville Beaver LIVING EDITOR: ANGELA BLACKBURN By David Lea OAKVILLE BEAVER STAFF Phone: 905-337-5560 Fax: 905-337-5571 e-mail: ablackburn@oakvillebeaver.com Newspaper `felon' makes good her escape A high-profile gallery of Oakville rogues made up for their many faults Friday raising $11,000 for the 2009 Canadian Cancer Society Jail-N-Bail. The fun-filled charity event saw 14 wayward souls arrested and imprisoned within a plastic prison, set up in the Oakville Place Shopping Mall, on a variety of ridiculous charges leveled at them by friends and colleagues. To gain their freedom, the prisoners were given the opportunity to call anyone they could think of, on phones donated by Telus, in an effort to raise their bail. The first member of Oakville's Most Wanted to be indicted was the editor in chief of the Halton Division of Metroland West Media Group Jill `Last Word' Davis, who was charged with forming a run-on sentence. Davis, clad in a striped prison uniform, had her fingerprints taken by several very real members of the Halton Regional Police Service who also snapped a mug shot of her for their records. "Is she cuffed because I don't feel safe," said event host/Constable Rob Partridge who then escorted a grinning Davis before Hanging Judge/Constable Les Fulop. Extremely displeased and disturbed by the nature of Davis' run-on sentence and with her attempt to bribe the police with Timbits, Fulop initially set bail at $700. This, however, was lowered to $500 after Davis cited the numerous articles, photographs and advertisements, which have run in the Oakville Beaver promoting the Canadian Cancer Society. With a squeak of Fulop's green plastic gavel, Davis was taken to the nearby plastic prison and provided with a phone to begin raising her bail. "This is my first offence," said Davis. In the meantime, jailbird Dan `Pretty Boy' LIESA KORTMANN / OAKVILLE BEAVER See Felons page 13 PLOTTING TO GET OUT: Jill Davis, editor in chief of Metroland West Media Group's Halton Division, ponders raising bail to get out of the Canadian Cancer Society Jail at Oakville Place Friday. Vision ­ To be the most livable town in Canada NOTICE OF FILING OF ENVIRONMENTAL STUDY REPORT Kerr Street at CNR Grade Separation Class Environmental Assessment Study The Town of Oakville carried out a Class Environmental Assessment (Class EA) Study for the proposed grade separation at the Kerr Street and CNR Oakville Subdivision crossing between Speers Road and approximately 100 m north of the QEW. The study was undertaken in accordance with Schedule `C' of the Municipal Class Environmental Assessment (2007), which is approved under the Ontario Environmental Assessment Act. Taking into consideration the problem being addressed, the assessment of alternatives and potential environmental effects, comments received at Public Information Centres (PIC) held on June 18, 2008 (PIC #1) and December 2, 2008 (PIC #2), as well as input from technical agencies, the recommended undertaking includes: realignment of Kerr Street to the west as an underpass to the CN tracks Widening of Kerr Street from two to four lanes between Shepherd Road and approximately 100 m north of the QEW southbound directions road; southbound lanes to separate opposing traffic Kerr Street will be maintained for traffic By this notice, the Environmental Study Report (ESR) is being period. Subject to comments received as a result of this notice, the town intends to proceed with the construction of Kerr Street from two to four lanes between Shepherd Road and approximately 100 m north of the QEW as outlined in the ESR. The ESR is available for review at the Town of Oakville Clerk's department starting Wednesday, October environmental assessment. Requests must be received by 20, 2009. A copy of the request must also be sent to the November 20, 2009. If no request for a Part II Order is received, the project will proceed to construction as outlined in the ESR. or Mr. Martin Scott, P. Eng, Consultant Project Manager, Interested persons may provide written comments to the Town Clerk at the Town of Oakville (address above), within 30 days from the date of this notice. If concerns regarding the ESR cannot be resolved in discussion with the Town of Oakville, a person may request that the Minister of the Environment make an order for the project to comply with Part II of the Environmental Assessment Act (this is referred to as a Part II Order), which addresses individual