Flesherton Advance, 8 Mar 1906, p. 3

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HE FEELS AS YOUNG AS EVER MR. CHESTER LOOMIS TOOK DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS. 4nd From a L'sed Man lie Became us Smart as u Boy. Orland, Ont., March 5â€" (i^petial).â€" Mr. r.hp.sler I.Duniis, an old ami re.specl- ec fiirmer livin;; in llii.s secUun, is spreudiiin brliimdcusl the good news thai Dodd's Kidney Pills nre a suro cure for the l^ame Buoli und Kidney Disease so common anient; o''^ people. Mi'. Looniis says: "I am 76 years of age and smart and active as a boy, and I give Dodd's Kid- ney Pills all the ci-edil fur it. "Before I started to use Dodd's Kidney Pills I was so used up 1 could hardly ride in a buggy, and I could not do any iver1< of any kind. F.verybody thought I would not live long. Dodd's Kidney Pills are a wonderful remedy." The Kidneys of the young may i.e wrong, but the Kidneys of the old must Le wnmg. Dodd's Kidney Pills make el wrong Ividneys right. That is why they are the old folks' greatest friend. BLOWN INTO SPACE. •German Climl)(>r and Guides Rave Terri- ble Experience. Dr. Geehrs, of Mulhouse, Germany, h , well-known climber, has just had a ter- rible Alpine experience. Accompanied by the guides Bener and Max Augden- biatttn, he left Zermall in cold but beautiful weather to make the first ascent of the Stahlhom, a difflcult peak 12,400 (eet high in the Mischubei range. The party reached the summit in safety, and, after a short rest, commenced the de- scent. About n quarter of an hour from the lop a terrific hurries ne was encoun- tered. The guides dug their piolets into the ice and held on. I Dr. Geehrs was blown off the slope .into space time alter lime, but was dragged back liy the guides to (Irm ground in each case and only with the j greatest efforts. I If the ropb had broken the doctor ; would have been hurled i.OOO feel below on to the glacier, of which he caught several glimpses while helpless in ihe air. After half an hour IJie hurricane abated somewhat, and the three climb- ers, crawling on their hands and knees, and moving only one at n time, reached a sheltered spot^ whore Ihey rested, and laler made their way down to Zcrmalt. Everything tlioy hud wilh thoni (even their clothing) was frozen Imrd as wood. The terribla wtpuin of oUn^iii^ on Lo Ihu exposed slope had kept their bodies warm and saved tlieui from being frozen to death in Ihe glacial hun'icane. When thoy arrived at Zermall they could hardly walk or speak. WHY I MSLIKE UMBRELLAS. A Retired Burfllar Gives Ills Experience When On a "Joi)." "To this day," said the retired burglar, as he watched a woman close and place a dripping umbrella in a stand, "to this day I never .see an umbrella without thinking of an experience I had wilh a lot of ihem ouce in the kitchen of a farnihou.'^p. "I had a complete view of Ihe whole interior of Ihe kitchen, as I walked past the hou.se by day, and I had taken, ns one might say, in a single glance, an instanliinooiis phnlograph. I know there was no table standing in the middle > f Ihe nioiu, as you are likely to fined n some kitchens, and I know the localion of every chair, where the stove stood, and where Ihe door was that opened inlo the other pari of the house. "Cut Ihnl night wlien 1 .set out to walk simply across the middle of it, I came to grief. "The back door 1 opened easy enoiigh, and, in fact, it seemed as if everylhing was going to be easy, but at the second step forward to cross that kitchen i kicked against somelhing that sprang back and jumped away from me, and scraped along the floor. So I started off in another direction, but the first step i look that way 1 brought up agninst another one of tho.se things. It certain- ly did put my nerves on edge. "But I started again, still making for that inner dour, and going now very carefully, and beni forward, listening, as one is likely lo do in Ihe dork, and the first thing I knew f went up against another of those things. 1 was leaning forward, and over f wont. "But 1 had hung on to my lamp, and wilh its aid I found that the floor was covered wilh open umbrellas." »- .â-  . Sunlight Soap is better than other Soaps but is best when used in the Sunlight way. Follow directions. POPULAR HEARSES. Hearses as equipages are used in Min- nesota not only lo carry people to the church, bul to take Ihem home again. The chief at the Yellow Medicine In- dian Reserve goes to church every Sun- day, proud as a peacock, lying in a hearse, looking out and bowing to his friends. The chief bought the hoai-so at q great price from a livery-stablo man, who was glad to gel ttie aged white ele- phant off his hands. IF HE'S BED-HEADED. Elhelâ€" I don't think they are suited lO each other ai all. She's bright, full of snap and fire, and he's nothing bul a .stick. Maudâ€" 'Why, I should call that a splen- did match. A NECESSARY EVIL. Experience ol a Minister Who Tried lo Think That of Coffee. "A descendant of the Danes, a nation of coffee drinkers, I used coffee freely till I was 20 years old," writes a clergy- man from Iowa. ".\t that lime I was a student at a Biblical Institute, and suddenly became aware ol the fact that my nerves had become demoralized, my train dull and sluggish and that uisora- nia was fastening its hold upon mc. "I was loath to believe that these things came from the coffee I was drink- ink, hut at last was foi'ced to that con- elusion, and iiuit it. "I was .so accustomed lo a hot table beverage and fell the need of it so much, thai after abstaining from coffee for a time and recovering my hcullh, I went back to it. I did this several tunes, but always wilh disastrous results. I had about made up my niind that coffee was a necessary evil. "About this lime a friend told mc that I would find Postum Food Coffee very fine and in many respects away ahead cf coffee. .So I bought .some and, mak- ing it very carefully according to the «!iroctions, we were delighted to find that he had nol exaggerated in the least. From that day to this we have liked .'t belter than Ihe old kind of coffee or anything else in the way of a table drink. "Its u.se gave mo, in b very short time, 6n increase in strength, clearness of brain and steadiness of nerves; on. I sleep, restful and restoring, came back •to mc. "I am thankful that we heard rf ,Po.slum, and .shall be pind to testify hi any lime to the good it has done me." Name given by Postum Co., Rattle â- Creek, Mich. There's a reason. Road the little book, "XtM Boad to Wellville," in pkgs. BicliIo'H Anti-Consumptive Syrup is an unpurallelcil remedy for coIdB. cougtis. influenza and di.sciiscs of the throat and lungs. The fame of the medicine rests upon vears of successful use in (Tadicating these aflcctions, and tn protecting mankind from the fatal ravages of consumption, anii as a neg- lected cold Icadh to consumption, one cannot be too carffful to li^ht it in its early stages. Dickie's Syrup is the weapon, use it Little Willieâ€" "I say. pa. what is r.n empty title?" Paâ€" "An empty title, my .son, is your molhor's way of referring to me as the head of the hou.se wh' n there are visitors present." Musriilar Rheumatism, produced by exposure, if neglecled, develops inlo the chronic form with almost incrodihle la- 1 idity. .South American Rheumalic Cure is a quick acting, safe, simple .snd harm- less (.ure, acis directly on Ihe system, nol a liniment to temporarily deaden ! (. ain. .\n inlernal Iroatmenl that will i absolutely cure most acute forms in i from one lo three days.â€" 114 "Well," said Snaggs, "I Ihink many dogs have more sense than ih(-ir mus- ters." "Yes." chimed In Craggs, "I have n Ujjft UI.O ll.ttl myonl/." Alltr ,vrt Tlt- cpuldn't make out why they laughed. It Is only necessary to read the testi- monials to be convinced that Holloway's Corn cure is iinetjuallcd for the removnl of corns, warts, etc. It is a complete extinguisher. THE .SUNSHINE GIRL. One day everything seemed to go wrong wilh Helen. To ijegin wilh, when she got up in the morning, she put Ihe left shoe on th.; right fool, then she lan- gled the shoe laces and broke one in her hurry. She was late for breakfast, so her oat- meal was cold. .\nd, just as she was riady to go lo Nannie Groy's lo piny for an hour, it began lo rain, and she had to Ittlce off her hat and jackel and slay at home. "There never was such a day" she cried. "Evervlhing is wrong." "I'll Icll you how lo make tverything right," said her grandfather. "How, grandfather?" asked Helen, who fell quite sure thai he could do ulmosl anylhing. ".lusl be a sunshuie girl." "Oh, grandfather, how can I? It's rain- ing." "The rain needn't make any difference wilh vou," he replied. "Wellâ€" I'll tryâ€" to be a sunshine girl. Helen spoke doubtfully. "How do 1 be- gin?" "Fir.sl you learn the rule for sunshine. Get your slate and write it down." Helen look her slate and pencil, and he told her lo write,â€" "When things go wrong, smile, and find a better way." Helen was smiling already. That came easy enough, for no one was ever very gloomy where her grandfather was. "I can't go to play with Nannie 'cause it's raining, but I can do something â-  better right now," cried Helen, when sho had linishcd writing. "I can begin a birthday present for grandmother, and you can take it home for her next week when you go." "Of course I can; that's just the thing for you to do." "And do you s'pose she'd like a molt') painted with pretty letters on brislol board?" asked Helen. "I suppo.se she would be delighled," replied grandfather. "And, if you paint it I'll have it framed." .\nd the mollo that Helen chose was, "When things go wrong, smile, and find a better way." After thai, when things did not go right Helen would smile and look for a better way, and she almost always found il, too. II was such a simple rule, nol a hit hard lo remember, and, because Helen thought about il and put il into praclicb, .she carnotl the name that grandfather gave her. and in time her iiiolher and fill her, and even big brother Harry, called her Sunshine Girl. Bib.sonâ€" "Did she sing 'For all Eter- uily?' " Gibsonâ€" "I don't know; she was still singing when I came away." Whi.'n one is driven to drink he usually has lo walk back. SUNLIGHT WIT OF WASHin FIRST.â€" Dip the •rticle to br washed in a tub of lukewarm water, draw it out un a washlKMud aJid rub the loap lisMly over it. Be panicular not to trisi •oapiiig all over. THEN roll it in a tight roll, lay in the tub luider tha water, and go on tbo same way until all the pieces have the loap rubbca on, and ate rolled up. Then go away for thirty minutes to one hour and let the "Sun> light" Soap do Its work. NliXT.â€" Alter »o»kin8 the full time rub theclolbes lightly out ona wash boaid, and the dirt will drop out; turn the garment in- Ride out to get at the teams. but don't uiie any more soap; don't tcald or boil a single piece, and don't wash through two tuds. If the water gets loo dirty, pour a little out and add fresh. If a streak Is hard to wash, rub some more soap on It, and throw the piece back into the suds for a few minulcs. LASTLY COMCS THE RINSING, which is to he done in lukewarm water. taking special care to get all the dirty tadt away, then wring out and hang up to dry. For Woolens and Flan- nels proceed as follows;â€" Shake the articles free from dust. Cut â-  tablet of SUNLIGHT SOAP into shavings, iwur into a gallon of boiUnc water and whisk into a lather. When ju»t lukewarm, work articles in the lather without nib- bin(. SqueeM out dirty water without twisUnc and rinse thoroughly in two relays of lukewarm water. Sqiieen out water wlthoat twistillC and bang in the open air. BSTThe most delicate colors may be salcly washed In the Sun- light" way. THE BEST OF PEOPLE make mistakes uointentiofijilly. But no one EVEI MAM A MISTAO IN BUYme ONLY ONE BEST TFA. BLUE RIBBON. LANDS In Western Canada Two enraaiiaf tactions, aol(K$ ad iauda ia tiaakatchewiiD, uuly 8 mllss from two railwajra, C.F.B. A (I.T. P. Strong Mil, M par ceut. ploojch laad, apriax c r ast, au slongb^ About M tnilaa N.K. of Indian Uaad. Pnea tM-U per aem Write for map tuid (lUl partioolars. R. PA8:>ONS. 91 WeUcsley Street. Toraata, Canada. $5,000 "fw^Sp^Wiff -WAS proTos that SiinTlKhb Soap con- talnx any iiijuriiMiii cbciiiicala or auy form of odulluratlua. Your Money Refunded by tha (iealer froiii whom you buy Sunlight Sonp if you find any pause for cuuiplulut. LtVER BROTI1l!RS LIMITED. TORONTO FOU SALK -KOX TKUttlKR PUPHIKS. TWO doK«, three bitche.<i, horn November ir>th, Siio luid ilatn both prise winiiem. dam jk dauirhter <if Ch. MuUhiu&ker. P. H. Wetlierall, Gaak:ihire, Que. BlllTISH (.OMIMBI.l-IUadiBs. Farms .^iid Fruit Landu iuUoinin(( taty of Kumlonpa, blocks of ten acrea up, river ttontaRe, priKiucei I peaches, apricots, plums, grapes, melons, tomaUM I which never fail to ripen, unlimited markets, ; termseasy. Apply Strutt & -Siuih, Kamloopi, B.ti ^ STARR'S Macic Rheumatic Cure -♦' lluatanteed U. CUBE KUKU.MAriSM- 9 X .toute, Iiillauiinatory, or Chroiiio : also X i Neuralgia, Hoiatica, I,uml>iii,'o ,uiii all Kid- J? Vf iiey trunblos. Ueinovus uric aciil from the -?• ;J sy^m ; xires immediate relief. Don't «• a luffor, Imt senil for a bottle at ouce. Uuq. X 4- dreds have been cured. The Osborne A >>< Remecly Co., Toronto. Ont. 11.(1(1 per bottle X Western Canada Land Go HIAO OFFICB, 38 NINTH 8TAEET, P.O. BOX 38. Brandon, Man. Improved (nrm.s and unimproved wheut and ranch lands, wholesale and r(;tail, in Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Al- berta and (riiit lanils m Soulliem Oka- nugon Valley, B. C, Wheat land.s on Sa.skulchewan Plains at $7.10 per acre, easy terms till June l.sl lo make ."^eleclions, Ihe finest wheat lands in the world. Homesteiids located. Selections made. Wrila or call for any information de- lired. APPLE TREES. Before huyinji write us, or see out agent near you, for prices. We havla the largest stock of fruit ti'ees lo Be found in Canada. Wo piiv Ihe freiyht. Brown iSrollirrs I'diniinny, Nurserymen. IJiniled, Brown's Nurseries, On(. YOUR OVERCOATS •a« laAcd RalU •auld laok battar dixl. II an as •f uura Id roar tu'vn, write diraet lioDtr. al, box â- RirlBN AMKRIOAN OVBINQ CO. RHEUMATISM II any form sad cold perspiring feel poutively lured within 30 days, by our uewly p.tteuteo lda«uatlo Uiaos or money promptly refunded. Haiied anywhere *l.ou. Write for deaoriptira •ooklot. .Vgente wtuited. MAUNliTlt; HUliU- UAXUM CM&ii. CO., ijlMrbroulie, queuuc, c:aua4a "Have you thanked your uncle for your nice new pocket-knife, Willie?" "Nol yet, mother; but 1 dare .say I .shall. I'm wailing to see if the blade is good steel.'' r.oiivint;e(l by Printed Testimony of rf the hundreds of Ihe cured, .Mrs. Benz, of il8 E. 8th street. New York, who was for years a great siitterer from ralarrli, procured two bottles of Dr. Agnew's Calarrhal Powder and il effeeltxl on al.sdliile cure in a very sliiirt while. Ono puff through llie blower will clear the head and stop headache. 50 cents.â€" 113 Chollyâ€" "Bah. ,Tove, y* know. Miss Savvnin said I looked like an extremely clpvah man.' Dollyâ€" "Did she say who the clever man was?" ChCHpest of All Medicines â€"ConRider- ing the curative tiunlitieH of Dr. Thomas' Kcloctrio Oil it Ih the cheapest iitetlicinc now olTereil to Ihc public. The tlosu renuirnd in any ailnu^nt is Hmall and tv bottle contains many (lose.s. If it wirn valued nt the l>t?nefit it confers it could not bo [lurchaKod for iiiutiy times the price n.-^kod for it, but in- crcaKOtl consumption has simplified and ciiutipuiiod its inunufacturc. Afr. Slaylale- 'Y-Q-8, I hate thoseâ€" ah nouutry people ihat Me; "I'm in love with a charming girl, and I'd like to ask your advice." She: "Are you? I shall he glad lo help you aU I can." Me: "Well, how would you ad- vise me to propo.se lo you?" You not oiil.v losr lime lelling people how lo avoid iiiistalies, but you have lo lose more time lisloning to their expla- nations. Weak aaa Mekly People enry those in robnsi healtii. No aethl to sta^ sick when by the uffo ol the betit tonic, " l<'err,ivim,"'}ruu ctui get ritdi blood and renewed strength end vigor Mrs. Gi-ami.'iryâ€" "I hear your husbiinJ suffers from d.y.spepsia." Mrs. Paik- "Not exaclly. '^'uu see, he has it, bul 1 suffer from il." South American Nervine tones the nerve.s, sliuiiilaU's digestion, nil essenti- als to perfect health. In no ca.se has iis potency been put lo sevei'cr test than that of W. 11. Sherman, of Morrisburg. Ont. He says: "1 was completely run down, nerves all agog, stomnch rebelled r.l sight of food, constant distress and generally debililnled. F"our bottles made mo u well man. â€" 116 Wigg: "lie seems like a man who is ulletlv indifferent to fate." Wagg: "He is. He even lets his wife buy his cigars and neckties." A Successful Medicine.â€" Everyone wlsb- -ajBUt B| 11 -eanau* .Cetn 9i| t|a!ii« ur i*iti)im.ioD"n /Cnu ui injHsoD.inH »a ol sa fore, oxtreinoiy gratifying to the pro- priotors of rnitneleea Vcgctnhle Pills to know thnt titer olTorts to compound a medicine whii h would prove a bless- ina to mankind have been successful be- yond their exiiectotlons. The enilorsa- tion of those Pill.s by the public is a guarantee that n pill lia.s been pro- iiced which will fulfil ovorylhiiyt claim- ed fur it. r.u.stomer: 'The soles of Ihese boo!s vou have made me are far loo Ibick." Bootmaker (blandly): "Ah, ma'am, Ihal'.s an objection that will soon wear away.' rnr-Mr'is'T'i^iMv'^T{(iw,:;",A^A^.v.;wa; , One of Ihe llrsi things I was Imiglil was ' the art of appearing interested when i bortKl half lo death." You are right in rosanliiiK erysipelas as a I dauKorous dise;ne. Annoini, the .iwotlen. itching skin with Wuavar's Cerate ; And take Weaver's Hyrup internally. One of the iiiosi annoying things iii Ihe world is lo be priMiared for an (tiiiei- gency Ibat docsnl keep its appoinlini^nl. Bonnet soap !• Betrer xtm otuer soapi, bat il beet when used in the Sunlight way. Buy Sunlight Soap and tollow direction*. "Mi.ss Bloomer seems lo keei) her y.iuth .still," remai-kfcd Miss Ooodo. Well, rejilied Miss Chellus, "she keeps her age ([uiet." We must Ka from heated room^ to the eold 'ititMr ;ur, and the uiiapuu '^t» us coUKliitiK! Cur- neglected cold la trotinieioiiia »«,. ,.M..«i,.i . â€" 4 Magi.stralo: "I'risoiier, you arc cliarge.1 wilh slealing Colonel Jule's nibliils. Have you any witnesses lo pi'oduce'F" Prisoner: "No, sir. I do nol steal rabbita before wilnesses." A Mafliral Life Saver is Dr. Agnews :urc for Ihc Hearl. After years of pain md agony wilh dislressing Heart l)i«- •a.se, it gives relief ui 30 minules. rho:- l^etrv, of AvlHiP"'- Qi""-- wriles: 1 bn' lislressing Heart Dis Thus. (1 siifrered tor five years wilh a severe form of Heart Disease. The slightest e.\- cilion prodiicftl faliguc. Dr. Agnews Cure for the Heart gave me instant i.- lief tour bottles entirely cured mc. -11.) It will stick tn yon alwavn. of course it wIlL hec^ltiRS Its tile " I> A L." Menthol Pltuttor ana matle tostick on nntil it drivea away tha pain. Unoxcelleil for lame back, neurmlxia, rheuinatlam and all pain. Alli'r carefully exaining a great many sin'ciNiens, we have decidftl that the iiiiporlance women allach It) seeing a brand-new baby is greatly exaggerated. A (.'arefiilly Prepared Pillâ€" Much time ftiitl attent'.m were expoiitlotl in the ex- |ici iiiientiiiR with the iiiBreilitnils that enter into the composition of Parmo- Iit's VeRclKlilo Pills before they wora bfoiiRht to the state tn winch they wiMO first Dllcrcrt to the public What- ever other pills may bo. I'nriiu'lco's Vcg- etiilile I'ills ere the result of much ox- pert .study, iitxd all persons suHerina from dvspopHia or disordered liver und liidiieys may coiifnlently ao- cci't them na beiiin what they are rop- reseiiled to be. are always anxious lo (piil .lailbirds the nest. Mother Oraves' Worm Kxtct;minator has tiio Inrirest sale of any siiiiilnr pro- partttion sllld i..^ CK».^.ln. It always Rives sntisfnctioii by restoring health to the little (oiks. Lady: "Don't you know 1hol a bark- ing dtig never biles?" Tramp: "Yes, niiini; but how nm I to know that all of a sudden your dog won't slop barking?" "I stopped .speaking to him." she r*> markiHl, "bi^cau.se be paid siiili a poor conipliiiient to my taste and jndginent." "What (lid he do?" ask(«l her friend. "He wanted me lo marry him." JOKEU, THEN MLHDKUICH. Man Disclmrflpd for Annoyinn Womnii, Finally Kills Her. A handsome young widow named W'il- hseck, who kept a slalioners .shop in the Rue Lancry, Pai'is, was briilally murdered outside her shop the olher morning bv a man named Huberl. Mme Williseck had been employed nt Ihe Brasserie Nfollard as cashier, and Hubert, who was then a bottle-washer, venlur(!d lo make lovp.tfi liyr, ig^d was dismissed bv the pvopriclor. , ' Hubt^rl tlien entered on a . Sjcrlcs- ol r.raclv-al jokes againsj M. MiiUafM, send- nrt him comns,oarlloads of .greap*; tind vHn,s of turniluici..aii# l>»lbng undcrUik- feis, doctors and •nMrs<i». Vj "eoU (>n tiis victim. .. , ' , ,. M Mollard nl length induced the po- lice to arrest Huliert. who was .senlennod !(-) iwo months' impri.sonmont, but was released under the First Oftender.s' Act, He lransterr(!d his attention tn Mine Wil- liseck. on whom he played all Uie tricks be had used agoinsl M. Mollard. Finally Hubert was again arrested on Mmc Williseck's complaint and sentenc- ed to six months' imprisonment. He appealed, was allowed out on bail, went straight lo Mme. Williscck'.s shop and cnmmilled murder. He has been ar- rested. The way of Ihe transgressor ollen loads U) anoUier's pocket. faith You caoaol be expected to have faith ia Shiloh's Consumption Cure, the Luna Tonic, as a cme for Colds, Cou|^> and au diseates of the aif pauages, if ^ou havo not tried it. We have faith init, and wa guarantee it. If it doesn't cure you it cos«» Tou Dolbing. If it does it costs you 25c. That's fair. Try it to-day. Shiloh has cured many ttiouaands of tka Diost obstinate cases, and we do not hesitate to lay that it will cure any Cold, Cough. Thioat or Lung trouble. It we did not beUeve this we would nol guarantee k. Shiloh has had an unbroken record oG success for thirty ^rs. It has ttoodi evay possible test without failure. Further Proof it fouBcl in die many testimonials o( thoa* «ho have tried Stuloh and been cured. Mis. Aichie Taylor, Asaph. Pa., wiitet : â€" 1 "I booshi a hcstie ol Shilok's Cooamtplioii Cuia and iouad it very bencidaL I hsvalwo cbildRa. sad ifaey had s torible omsh. I iikc thess cnnpthina I could dwik ol. Ixit'bty «o« no "•••"r until Qoe evenins my iuitlwnd IxhisIiI .t liooie ast Sliloli. We g.ve it to Hm diiUrrt. vsVii ther ma le bed, nd ibcy ilepl sll nifhl. It tmd Amb oomplsssly. I â- hall always keep it la Hia SHILOH ISSUE ^0. 10-06

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