Flesherton Advance, 9 May 1907, p. 3

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CONSCIOl'S IN (X)FFIN. Old Man Makes Nois« Before Being Buried Alive. An old fanner named C.hnudni was buried alive lately at Ihe \'illage of Sur- 'lol. in the Ljondes, Frar.ce. He (ell ill a forlniglil at!o, and afler- iward lnps«l into a stale of coma, wliii;h was rnkslnken for death. When the cof- 'llii was lowered Into the grave the liy- jfitanders lietird raps and moans coming from within. They run to tell the Mayor, and when h."! arrived, half an hour later, the lid t'f the c^lTin was wrenched open. The man was dead, but tlie cl'.un(,'e<l aiul .agonized expression on his face showed 'that he had regained consciousness after hi \va.s plac'd in the colfin. A similar incident occurred recently al Luex. in .S<\voy. Jean CVdard, a man cf 76, fell into 3 swcon, and remaLned unconscious an long that he was believed 'lo be dead. His neighbors wrappetl him In a shroud, and placed lighted candles at the loot and head of the bed, while the women recited prayers for his soul. Suddenly the man sal up and looke<l around him in astonishment. The wo- men sci-eumed and lltxl from the cottage, thinking they had seen a ghost. Ulti- imilely some peasants were found bold enough to venture into the cottage. wh<,'re they soon assured themselves that the old man was really living. ^M Nurses' and Mothers' Treasure â€" safest rejfulator for baby. Prevents colic and vomiting â€" gives healthful rest â€" cures diarrhoea without the harmful effects of medicines containing opium or other injorious dmgs. 48^ Ctt rP« Bc-«t dni«-«t«re«. \^ U 1 Ca Hational Drag * Chem- Diarrhoea'"iS;S;" J fiishicjnc'd Methodist kind of conversion, j though that would do no harm, but the implanting in tiie mind of the moral .sense, ilie fostering of the sense cf cleanliness and honor and probity, the growth of a fine scorn for all low in- trigue for the pursuit of the baser pas- sions, whether of lust or greed. .\nd !how will you bring about such conver- jSion. By the constant preaching of the j best ideals for the public life of this OiUiitry. By the det<»rminatii)n. on the part nf all who can still be called teach- ersâ€"the pulpit, the pre.-s. the leaders of political and social lifeâ€" never lo halt till a new ctmscience shall be set up in the breast. When you got this you will not need resolutions. The life will ie governed, not by the devjl's doctrine that it doesn't mutter what" you do if you are not found out. but by the prin- ciples of honor and self-control and righteousness. .\nd perhaps we migtil the s<ioner have this if the churches troubled le.ss about division, and mni-o aUuit morality in the individual and public life of this country. [Seves A Lot of Bather The starch tbatntsda't b« cooked, .that won't â- tick . . that griYM a bril- liant glosa with almost no iron-«ffort..isn 't that the starch yoa ought to hava ^em use on your clothes T Buy it by name., your dealer sells it. m SAYS IS A WONDKRFl'L IIRALEIl AND DOES !\IOI«E THAN IS CLAIMED FOR IT. Probably no household remedy in ex- istence has won such glowing tributes from people in higti places as has Zam- Buk. Mr. Roger K. Perry. Justice of Ibi^ Peace for British C-ohimbia, recent- ly tested this famous balm, and tliis is what he says of it: "The Pavilion. "Ckjldliclds, B.C. To Ihe Ziim-Buk Co. "(jenlleiiien, â€" Afler a very fair trial I have proved Zam-BuU eminently satis- factory. In my case it cured a skin rash of Ave years standing, which no doctor had Ijecn able lo do any good for. "I would certainly encourage any per- 6or, to keep /ain-Buk in their home. K truly dioes even more than you claim for it. I'or my own part I would not now be wiihout it iji the house. Yours very truly. (.Signed) "rtoger F. Perry, "Justice of the Pence for B. C.' Zain-Buk differs fr<jm ordinary salves and cml'iocations, for wtiile these niosl- Iv coniaiii animal oiU and fat Zam-Urk is purely herbal. It clo.ses and heals cuts, festering .sores, ulcers, eruptions, boils, eczema, chafing .«<jres, etc. In the hoiLsehold it is the handiest po.«sible remcdv f<u' burns, scalds, children's in- juries." It instantly cleanses any wound tn which it is upplial: prevents fester- ing, inllainmation or blood poison. It cures piles, varicose ulcers, and fistula. TIIE r.0.'\il»l,EXI1 lES OF MODEKN SOOIEIY. • The iiKlividupl never stands alone, and least of all is this the case in soci- ety. The s cial ramilicalions are nuiiii- f- Id. Modern society, indeed, hangs to- gether at all because there is a tacit agicemcnt among its members to keep fciUiit. 11 is .-aid thai in a very high state <if society in Europe a geiitleui.in invites to his dinner table the man who \\\.' knows has debauched his wife, aiid Biniles uixm him us the libertine drinks the wine uf Ihe niiin whom he has dis- honored. On Ihe other hand, the com- plaisaiil host may Imve invaded die domestic dovecote of his guest. SilenccI Nearly everyli>xly, it would seem, lives in a glass hoii.se. and were there a single slune nim>!, the cra.sh of gla.ss would be heard all over Ihe place. Tlie price [luid for ix'rmissible breaches of Ihe cominaiidment|s is .--ilence. The thing done is nol the sinâ€" the sin is in being found out. Above nil things, people must not be imprudent. There must be no cause for public scandal. Never cc- pose .voursclf to detection. Never blab. Yuu will see in the court house how fiankly >'<impkins curries on his illicit amour. This is Ihe CBiKUjr of nature. In a more c<iinpl'ex grade of society, these things are tielicalely and darkly done, and it is only now and then that a hint of tlie life '.vhich is led sub ixisa, c«:nies f<irlh into liie day tight. Then there is consterniiiion. ami scurrying, and flitting, and iv-nrrangemcnts. all if which would be wholly iinn>.>ces.sary it C|:erylxuly was faithful lo Ihe unwritten lawâ€" never be caiig;ht. POOn ni'MAN NATl'BK. Lei the evidence be indisputable ami the not<ui<)u.sly immoral man must dis- ti-peor fixiiii public life. We pay m least this hmiiage l<i virtue. Man never was <if hi.s oWii volition, a inonogBinous animal, and s.'.wne.thing of the Kast, fiom which ho cume. lingers in his bloodâ€" Ihe de.-ire for a hart'm. .And he Clin kwp hLs harem, loo, in a Chris- tian community, if he does .so Ipclfully. !lf he blunders, nnd makes Ihe thing so visible as lo c<.instilute an offence lie is punished, not so miioli for being on Im- moral man. as for being a.ss enough lo di.sclose the [act. Our pailiaiiients might pa,v< a bushel of ivsolulions and not one solitary crea- ture would amend his life because <if ithdii. You can tell a man that he must leave .vour society, but a bit of ofTicial parchment will never c-onvert the soul. And wlwit you want is not a ri'.solution. but a converskin. Perhaps nol the old- ISSVi: NO. l»-«7. TRIE TO LIFE. "!>tow\ Henry," said the bride, "I wont you tn understand distinctly that I do not wish to be taken for a bride. 1 am gf ing to act exactly as if I were on old married woman. So. dearest, do nol think me cold and unloving if I treat you very practically when there Is any- I'ody by." "I don't believe 1 can pass for an old married man." .said Henry. "I am so fond of you that I am bound to show it, I am sure to betray my.self." "No. .vou inuslnt, dear. I insist that you b<'have just like an old married man. You will, won't vou. dear?" "Well, darling. Ml try; but I know I shall nol succee<l." On the first evening of their arrival at the hotel Ihe bride retired, and the grfwni toll in wilh a whist party, with whom he sat playing iNiitls until four o'clock in Ihe morning. His wife spent the weary hours in weeping. .At last !ii> tunieii up. and met his grief-slricken bride wiih Ihe hilarious qucslion; "Well, haven't I been <loing the old iiMirriod man true to life?" .«li.' never referreil to the subject again, and everybody in fulure knew that they had jusl Iwen married. ENCLI.SH JOKE. Humane Officerâ€" ".My man. do you feed your horse with punctuality?" " Cubbyâ€" "Oh. no. sir! 1 mostly feed him on oats and hay!" THE STRENLOU.S LIFE. Nature will have her compensatkins. Our overworked tn^dies and nerves i-e- quire i-ccupcration and rest. The long- er the delay tlie greater the price. Be- fore too late try Ihe tonic inlluence of the Mineral .Salt .Springs. The "St. Catharines Well" for nervous troubles, riicumatism and allied diseases, appeals to lho.se desiring relief and ab.solute convale-st-encc. Write to J. D. McDon- ald. District Pa.s.senger .Agent, Grand Trunk Railway .Sysieni. Toronto, for il- lublruled descriptive matter. Judge (in breach-of-promlse case) â€" '"^'ou say you must have been tempor- arily in.sane when vuu proposed to Ihe plaintiff. <"an you prove it?" Defend- anlâ€" "I can. your lienor, if you will cause Ihe plaintiff to renuive her veil io ttiat the jury can see her face." Some persons have periodical attacks of Canadian cholera, dysentery or diar- rhoea, and have to use great precau- tions to avoid the disease. Change cf water. co<')king, and green fruit, is sure to bring on the attacks. To such per- s<ins we would recommend Dr. J. D. \ Kellogg's Dysentery Cordial as being the best medicine in the market for all summer complaints. If a few dinps are taken in water when the symptoms are noticed no further trouble will be ex- perienced. LEGACY LED TO SliQDE. London Woman Takes Her Own Life for a Trivial .Matter. Legacies have been having ill effects in lx)ndon of late. As a sort of sequel to the story which was re<'snily reported of an aiistocralic young EngUshman who was left a fortune of -SI 10.000 and ex- changed 11 all for experience, there comes to light another pathetically inter- esting case. It is that of Mrs. Annie Hearn, a poor woman of South London who with her hasband had been left the free use of a small room and who was s.T wonted by government demands for an inheritance tax of $60. that she finally ended her hfe by taking ammonia. The story was told by Michael Hearn. Ihe woman's husband, at the coroner's inquest, and the man's simple tale is a severe indictment against British official- dom for its pettiness in pressing the poor and half-starved couple for Ihe succes- sion duty. Michael Hearn himself was .VI weak' and ill when he entered the witness box that he could not stand. He told Ihe court that he had been out of work for three months, and all that h« and his wife had to live on was two shillings and sixpence (62 cents) a week. T'his, he said, had been given them by a Roman Catholic priest. He said Ihe owner of the house in which they lived had died recently, leaving a will by which he and his wife were to be allowed to live in the small room they occupied rent free. While they were struggling along on the verge of starvation, the government tax col- lectors were presing them for the $60 succession duty on the legacy. The wife was fearfully worried by Ihe government demands aiid feared less the officials should take away the one lillle room they had to call their own and turn them into the street. Completely lo blacken their sky. the heir to Ihe house was aUo trying to obtain possession of llio room occupied by the stan-ing couple. The other day, after weeks of worry and approaching stnn-alion, Ihe woman set herself fr<'e from the hounding lax collector by drinking some liniment con- taining animonia. The jury returned a verdict of "Suicide during temporary in- sanity caused by worry and semi-starva- tion accelerated greatly by worry." Ill Fond Molhcrâ€" "How do ynu like your new governess, J<ihnny?'' Johnnyâ€" "Oh. I like hev ever so much.'' "I am .so glad my iillle boy has a nice teacher at last.' "Oh. she's au fully nice! She says she don't care whettier I learn anything or not. ,so long as father pavs her her sal- ary." The Most Popular Pill.â€" The pill is tlK most popular of all forms of nie<li- cine. nnd of pills the most popular are Parmelee's Vegetable Pills, because they do wlKit It is as-sorled llioy can do. and ai-c nol put forward vn any fictitious claims to excellence. They ai-e compact and portable, they arc easily taken, they do not nauseate nor gripe, and they give i-clief in the most stublxirn ca.ses. Lots of people are unable lowppreciate a ro.se until they accideiiliilly gel into close communion with the thorn. ".\h, Dick, my lad,' remarked a man who was noted for an objecliomible habit of sponging on hLs acquaintances, "father's upstairs, ell 7 Mope I haven't disturbed him at his dinner ?' "Oh, no." replied Dick candidly,' we were just go- ing lo start when faiiicr saw .vou from the window and told mother not to have dinner till you had gone 1" erwew warm, yet lata your skyi btastbe -knit, not wovan,- -it fits, t XCuanateed rdoesPSuV- i \Aaaiast ANGLE / , Xshriakar rUoderwearj 'A-ri (OS T/tdItftn( Trade-markedin rad. Ina^ v^ety of styles, faljrIcBand ' pes, for women, men and (KtAM Wt!^T FhOlK A pure, hi Manitoba flour for bakers aad other* demand- ing strcsifth, color and uniformity. STRONG ftWHIT^ AT YOUR GROCERS *-- * - ♦ -. DEALERS (VCRYWHERC ti;PPLrCD WITH FLOUR A NO FEED ^WRITE U>. ve ALIO MAKE 'QLeCN CITY.' A BLENDED FLOUR THAT H V CAINED CREAT FAVOR AS A GENERAL HOL'KHOLS 'AU. PLRfOSEt* FLOUR. f(\hl»KELlMlLLINl,(IJ TilKHH TO cJ(IN< HON UNT Hard and soft corns cannot witlisland Holloway's Corn Cure; it is effectual every time. Get a bottle al once and be happy. Do You Want a Home ill tll« proiparoui W«at ? It so, writ* vu fur par' ticulara of lnDila for a&Je in tbe Sdkirk SIstHct. within 20 to tu mil*s of tlie dty of ^TInnip•f. Lowest tr&niportatlon cbftre*^ aad b««t rvaoy m^irkst in th« West. First-class s«il. ?(o otlier locality offers as good opportunities for increase in values. THB SKLKIRK LAND 4 IXVESTMEM' CO., Limited, Selkirk, Manitoba. FOR SALE. FOR SALE. 7,(M0 acres raw land, aerth Indlao Bead. Oar- dea of Canadian West. (10 acre, I* acre down, balance to suit. J. O. HAIUHT, Moose Jaw, Saek., Bex IIUO. QUESECSTEilMSHIPCOMPJI? UMITU). SCALD HRAD is a dliigastiag aad obstinate disease, frequent in cltiUIreii. Tre.atuiont : Per* feet cle.inliue<ia ami a geuernus appiicati'in uf Wearer' Cerate. Mut!ia-s will be (lad tu l*,ira this. Jewellerâ€" "And would .vou like to put ttie lady's name on the ring, sir?' Cau- tious S'oung Manâ€" "l£râ€" wellâ€" 1 think you might just put 'To my beloved.'" One trial t.f Mother Graves" Worm F.n- j terminator will convince you Ihat it has no equal as a worm medicine. Buy a bottle and see if it does nol please .vou. It Retains Old and Makes New Friends Time was when Ur. Thomas' Edectric Oil had but a small Held of distribution, but now its territory is widespread. Tho.s<v w^hi) first recognized its curative qualities still value it as a specific, and while it I'clalns its old friends it is ever makiiig new. II is certain Ihat whoever once uses It will not be without it. In .\>Lstria only 38 per cent, of ihe in- hftbi'ants are engaged in agriculture, while in the sister-country, Hungary, no fewer than (>l in each KK) are engaged in tilling Ihe land. NATUnR'.S ALARM SYSTEM. Agentâ€" "I am inlroducing a new pat- ent burglar alarmâ€"' Homer- "Don't need it. We have a babv in Ihe house." Magistrate â€" '^,Vliat! Do you moan lo say your hashand struck you. and -he that ph.vsical wreck?" Mrs. Maloneyâ€" "^'es. yer honor; but he's only been a physical wreck since he struck me.'' ITCH, Mange. Prairie Scratches and every form of contagious Itch in human or animals cure din 30 minutes by VVol- ford's .Sanitary Lotion. It never fails. Sold by all druggi.sts. Ethelâ€" "You .say she is an entertaining talker?" f:austiqueâ€" "Oh, my, yes; she can entertain herself for hours at a lime." WEAK WATEBY BLOOD causeii mnch trouble. That tired fteling .ind miuijr more sTraptoms follow in its wake. Try " FerT»>Tlm." it u the beat tonic tu make yuu strong aad w«U. AU drumiists sell it. Mrs. Prenticeâ€" "How do you always manage lo have .such delicious l>eef?" Mrs. Bliiithyreâ€" "I select a good, honest butcher, and Ihen stand by him.'' Mrs. Prenticeâ€" "You mean thai .vou give him all .vour trade?" Mrs. Blinlhyreâ€" "No; I mean that 1 stand by him while he is cutting the meat." .Signals of Dungerâ€" Have you lost your a|tpotile? Have .vou a waled tongue? Have .vou an unpleasant taste in the n.outli'? l'»oes your head ache and have you di/.ziness? If so, your stomach is out of order and .vou need medicine. But you do not like medicine. He that prefers sickness to medicine must suf- fer, but under the circumstances the wise man would procure a box of Par- melee's Vegetable Pills and speedily gel himself in health, and strive to keep 80 Wis© men labor while wailing for soinetliing lo turn up. 300 LIGHT DYNAMO In good running; order. Bar- gain for cash. S. FRANK WILSON. 73 Adelaide Sireei West. TORO.NTO. YOUR OVERCOATS Mi4 !mIc4 Built wouU !ook b«tt«r djrstt If sn mgtm *t otV« Ib 70ur to'vn. «nta diraot Monir^kt, Bos LAI BMITISN AMBfllOAN OVBINQ OO. River and Gulf of St, Lawrence Summer Graises in Oool Latitudes Twin Screw Iron .SS. " Campana, ' with electrls .ights. electric bells aud all miiriern cumfnrti. I S.AIL8 FROM .MOXTBKAL ON MO.NnAYS a» I I p.m.. trdand ITtb June. 1st. lith ajij iMh July, I 2111 and :«th August, nb and ':3r<i Septemlier, ind fortnithtly therealter f.ir riet..u. N.S., oall- ' n., at Quebec. Gaitpe, .M»I Bay Herce, C.ipo Core, irand ttirer. SummeralJe. P.KI.. and Chariot- I «town, F.K.L BERMUDA Summer |{xcur:,ion5. 185, by the new Twin ficrow HS. "Berraudlan". 5,500 lone. Sailiog Sth md iflth June. 3rd, ITtb and .lint July, utli and teth .^Ufust, tth. litb and 23tb ileptember. 5tb I6th and 26th Ootober. «tb. Ibth and ITth NoTera- oer. Temperature oooled by sea breezes leldom ti!os ab iTe 80 degreee. rha flneit trips of the season for health and '".VmilLR AIIEf^N. Secretary, Quebec. \. E. oniiKBHIOGE k CO., Agents, 20 Broadway, New York. --*' <k.e •^^'- 4"/o On Your Savings Compounded Quarterly Send for booklet *^-ii- ♦BANKING BY MAIL" It explains how our Savings Departmept Is no (unta,:r from you than your nearest mail box. Capital and Rea«rv« $2,900,000 THE UNION TRUST C2a i- iMiTEP Temple Build in j, - Toronto ii PAGE FENGES^WEAR BEST" tttt* of BIgh Carbon Wire,â€" well srara It to jv^ COILKD-not crimped. This .. ^TK- -It (tajrs taau PkioMi WHTTK ot« hsavr :m It itul Mroacwr la Mrrlca, VAOA.WBRB rSMOB GOMVAMT. I.IMITSD. â- aIrsiilBlot..nut9r*af, fipariWMd dsaUn to »r*ot It iMdialilB • -M la BMtIt, Gst lllaitratad booklet aad IKT prioea ^ahr* bu

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