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. A If odarat JeuraalUU a* up in BaUien,atlca bad ataat* for hydro l'io, end could talk about MLiuuoaf , frum irtstarwfaui dowu ; lit eould lll what kind of l>oni ware devoured b tit* Oualdeani. aad 'Jo kiiiw th ilate ul -rer j j ike i,. IM by aciraui olawn. ll WMVerwd In evolution en I would Instance .. _ Ihe p* r Httuika u a in* of do.poUim In lli m Uru - of uiu . ne could ri' a I'M* 1 4 matter nn the different i. . klud uf bailer uaed lu making flinty Kim ciackt i* tbo uioderj oooklug plan. __ 1U could rrurl m eltliiUca.be wai well up in the Bailee. kn* <h*|>edi(reeul bunai dating way bick from tbi* ark Par mad wide till ti|> were quoted and bi* bate ball stuff wai n .l-d In political predio Uuui Lo would always bit the uiark. lie could writ* upon tb* tariff, an* bedidn' eoem to oars if be waa calle. 1 olf t j rerun a bunk or writ* a |>t*eiu or two ; liu could boll down itufl a- d *dit. knew the value ul a cn>dit. and rould buttle with tin belofTk|>h In etjle excelled by few. lit xjiillU'll iuitbowa Bra ehould be handled as a liar lie we- nure to eiercise ft wide dia criminative taste; lie ** lull! aud yet undaunted. au<l no matte what waa w*ut> d he was a! ways aure to ga it I. n.1. yo', in ver was in btste Hut dt|<lte Li. reputation ai a brainy a<txr<|a ii. in. be wai known to lie (loll clout iu a uauuor to provoke. Kor no matter wbea you met him be would borrow If you let bun, at<d be neeinad to have the faculty of alwayi vein* broke J .' n i ' BuUKOatTHK LKT l.-t'V Words of Wledoim for WUCU*D of th* (I. .,!..-', .'.I. It i* rathar it range, when yon com* to think of U, bo* many lutle things are " let go" in th* hoasa, thai really frel th inmate* and add friction to the lianaeholc uiaobinery, which (hnuld ruu bmoolbly Moil of theee " let go's" an in the kitchen I might philosophize aboat that fact, bal 1 will not. j'ist now. A dall vegetable knife i* on* of ih -as. Tbe kitchen which oon tains sharp one ii ths exoepticii, \ at it is vrry exasperating to [ie< I potatoes or apples cot upb-em or slice toruips, witb a knifa M dull ai a " hoe." In lha first place, on* begradgei Ih money for a fine steel knife " just to pare potatoes witb." never clipping to think Ih at tbi better Ib* knife the ch.ap r it ii forthiiiirt of work. A lharp knife wil para tbi'jncr and waate less lhn a dull 'nn . and will laal longer. A good, smal whet-stone iboald accompany ii, with instructions to use it, and not tbe stove pipe, Hove edge or sole of the cook's ihoe. There ii an old laying that on* of ibo few <|iilioni tbi d>il cannot ai,t rr n What i* a woman'* whet- tone T" Another annoyan^o is leaking tin* of variou-i kind*, notably, <|0art measure*, dlpperi, dripping pan* and name pans Bits of rag drawn through the tiny hole*, or flour paste robbed .a tbe bottom to form it patch, ar* common device* for galling aknu with the** let- go tin*, in- rftoad of carrying them to tha nearest tin ibop gome morning an t getting them back whole and strong in thi afternoon for a vary imall ootlay of tim* and money There n for *alo, and I doobl nol it is joite i jramouly a*t>d, a certain kind of older that the daaltrs claim can easily be used al Ir me I think I houghi n> me. once, bat wai not very loooi stf al in a*in< it, pro .-.My from lack ot akill. 1 1 in no way lea- ienH mv conviction that tin* ihould not b* allowed lo continue, leaky, when time or srvio* has mad* thsm *o. A olothe* wringer ibat will not wring is at o.ber annoyance. I'ernepa one of the rollers will nol torn. We oil the gearing and fas* with it week after weak, on wash- day, and forget It the olbir dayi, all Ihe limi \tgualy hoping II Is oaly a " iiiiiniii..ii fit," and tba matter will " right Itself." it only w* wail long enough. Ildoeiiiot 'right itielf," and ao th* annoy anc* continues. Ib* clothe* ar* half-wrung or wrong by hand, whan it would ba so easy to drop a poHial to th* man who repalri wringiri, and thin hava thli cease to b* a " let g " Hall icUiori who do*i not know them? Day attar day some people " saw away " with iooh a pair, working thair jaw* mean wil i Is. and getting a "pain in Iheir tam- pers," all because thi* Is on* of tb* " let tfo'i " that has grown to be chronic. Isn't it qieer 7 Wnyiiilso? I only know II is, and that I rarely have a friend who visili ins and tun my scissor* fall to lay, "Why, how nioe and itiarp your scissors re I" Also, I naver go anywhere, taking my work, without being very lire my aoiiion ar* with it, because I know what I will merit, nmo time* out of ten, if 1 borrow oiiior*. Anothnr let-go " ha* a oonnaclion with tidies. Now, tidies ar* very 1,1 ie tilings, and very saving lo tbe farnilura, if they re properly m le and ad jailed ; bal how few are t Moil of them ar* " everlastingly falling off," ai.il all becaui* w* fail in *aw on lillle tapes for tying, or litll* tape* for jiii-n... : nnderneath. We m*an to . Ii on* of Ih* fitly tune* w* |iiok lh*m op and lay them on th* aofa or chair ; bat *oine. how w* lei II go, and frel ourselves and others by *o doing. Th* WH*lv repairing of garment* is almost a religioas doty In *otrn few homes , bal in how many ar* Ih* till!* rani* and ripl, 111* loll bottom in I hoc i.lhebmk. i buttonhole* and worn rdgas, and tha liny holes and thin plaoa* In hosiery let go from urn- in i -inn until nothing remain* to b* don* hot throw aiida Ib* garment.. " Tbe stltoh In time tava* Bin* " remark may be trite, hai II is Jail ** good * ever, and when I find a home where mending 1* one of the ' let go'* " I fe*l *nr snrs thsre ii a sari lack of thrift, and so ot certain moral in.lit.- * that go with It. -Oood lloutrkiff " ^ .. Medals tor Hi* Hana Troop*. Th* g.n-i n has ordered that Ihe grant of Imliein.iUI of 1864 "lib clalp inscribed " llveaa 18H7 ," shall be extended lo all troop* ngeMod lo tb* military operation* in Upper lluroia, and Iliii** aolually en- flawed in the n, 1 1 of arrvlo* In Lower Kama between the 1*1 of May, 11*87, and the list of March, 1H8U. A bronse mndal and 1 1.|. ot similar pattern 1* lo b* Ismud o all authorised Uovernmantfollowarn who ooompanlW Iba troop* 10 engaged. Dinners and mu who already wear Ihe India medal, inrliiiiin those having th* clasp " Uurina ltWS-7," will reoalv* th* new clasp only. Tb* beet paid magailn* editor In New York I* probably HdtfcT UUdar.of the i >n (ury, wbo n aald lo bav* a (alary *>t 10,000 year, baaida an lalartwl In the mage -m*. A VE88EL "HEAVIHQ TO." An Operation Euaiy Resorted fraaeht with Conaidarablo to and THE PtaiUJ 0? A STORM 01 THE OObiB The operation of " heaving to," per formed by nearly every laiiing veaia oaoght on the COM) daring the reoeni torm, U never retorted to by merohan veiatli antil il become* absolutely neoe* ary. The moment a veaiel ii "hove to,' ay* the New York limet, ihe besome* praotiially utati juary. tbe object being merely to keep lur " head to Ibe aeai.' Auioog the many veaiel* caagbt oaliide daring the gal wai every type of nrafi know to " keep water voyages " Then were Kail India clipper*. Welt Indian brigi, barquei, barqaeiitic<>aandi3hooner* aud a fe >tamer*. Many of Ih* Eait lujian picket* had been oat over 180 days For many da)* prior to the norm the iky had been ornr oail. Only oocaaioaally wonU the ion ppar, and then for eo r.o-t tit- aa lo render even a catch " iltli' ' well i igh oo of Ihe ijaeiiion In ooiiinjaen'e many hip* had been ruan.cij by dead reckon ing," making th.- appoaetl potilion of the veeeel a moil uncertain one. Uncer aaob oonditioni were veied* over- taken by tha terrible nortbeaiter. Wind aud aea aided each other in mating navi gallon perilooi, tbe aeai threatening al vt-rv moment to roll over on th* decki of tbe floeiug veiatli. Same craft, parhape bttrr able to itand tbe **, held on, iteer ing on a luppoaed true oou r*e for part. In la> n 4 off ibui oourae ilia bate Daa been taken from a luppoeed trae position of lh>! hip. luitead of citing the ntranci Ihe lookout ii beard eallu-g : " lir*ak>.-r* ahal!" To on* onao|aaialtd wnh a *ea faring life th* horror which accompanies oob a muad bvgx tr> deacriptiao. Lei il bo night time and tba horror il increaaed. There i* bat ODD thing to do, and that (jaiokly to call : " All bandi iaw- abip I" The vi B'l in in a lee abore, tbe gile 1* blowing her right oo, and anleu *be can be made to boat up in tbe wind, bead off, and ulcer the ooait, ahe will beach. Up ooinei everybody with a ra*b, half dreaaed, half da/. id, but fully alive to tbe danger. The moment the teamen reach tb* deck Ibe catting win.! makta wi IB awake all land*. Hand down tbe blm ' Let fly tha head-*heeli, lee bead and main, and weather orou - j aok braoei 1 Spanker at *>!<" Ae fast at the order* lly from tha bridge he men jamp to their elation*. Roana OOD18* the great ahip, and ap into thawind. I be bead iail* Hap with trumtmdoai force, hrtatoning to lly oat of thr leach rop.-* mli every role. Now the paoker I* being hauled a weather. Hhe feel* il, aud, a* Ihe tarn II tea off, her head ooinei right op into be mai* of aeething wateri. Kuuiid in the le* heart and main and waaihrr croa* jack braoa*) !" Already tbe men are at their placei, and op come the wrather-yard arm* into tb* wind. Tbe euel ii now broadilde to Ihe aea*. Il i* i qoeition of life and death whether she nil atop. If ibe but continual lo oome up il i* well. A drag hai been got over from orward. To it ii bent a hawier leailing brough a (jaaru-r ohuok. Tbe drag IH well away from the abip. < In lo the hawier amp tbe orew. Away they go with a rueh. ?he drag hawser ii ran right lo the bn*i, and at th* *ame time the bow oome* up pidly. Not a moment too Boon. A Kreal aea be neit instant li(U Ihe ahip high into Ib* ilr. Had il oaoght her " broadside to ' it would have planged Ion* >' green sea* upon the deok*. Bui tbe great crafl'* bo*i ia* inciei. fib* ro*a* the wav* advanced ml plunged heavily f >rwerd a* il ruined i I. r her. Now it tbe lima lo oatoh bar. ttbarp ap o the yardi from Ihe head and main. The ea.l iheeti are hauled well aft, the bnlm arefully li-iided, the ipanker eaied up lightly ; the ahip feel* tbe oanvai, email the amoonl on her ii ; ehe r*aihe* erward, *lagx nrl ' ur moment, then lowly work* her way oil through a*a fter see. A* aoon a* ahe 11 far euoagh out Bra tha veeeol N broaght ap into the wind, off oome*: the foretopmaat atayaail, oreiail, foretopiail and ipauker. A cloe* ifed niaintupaail and main luenoer alone old her ap, an I all attempt lo fall off i* xmnteraoled by the po*itioD of the rudder. Should th* wind Hill cnnliiiu* to i nun MM n violence tha topsail will be gooae-winged. his latter aail is kept un ai long a* poaal- la I. ain.1 of its beinK abova th* wavr*. M .Ii r a main spencer alone Ihe ihip hai at little opportunity to fe*l Ihe wind, th* wave* nerving ai a bulwark. Hhoald, how- ver, a gooa* winged topsail and main psmoar prove too mooh, larpaolin* plaund 1 il." lenmi/v.fii rigging may bold bar up. I f ihe (till oontinuee) to liwl over Ihe ornw ill cutaway the foremast by cutting the eather laniards. If this will not right r away will go the r. and main, and trusl to riding out . aea anchor. 'ln alon oan aav* tbe veaiel. Lai her noe fall off, KI into Ihe Iroogh of Ih* aaa, i th* oona4-i|a*noe* will be eipre***d in be on* word of Ih* seaman, " Foundered." Tu 11 .inUr Vellar Dry. <. c'liblnrn whioh the htiiliier, owner and r hitrc-t ba* to deal with every day I* to endor a cellar dry. Tins mpy be done in a variety ot way*, whioh will depend upon he olroamalanoe* arromuiing the o***. )MK n( the most IT<mtiv* mean* of keeping a oellar dry I* lo build an area wall arouml he whole of the site, HO Ibat earth doea not rest diraotly against tb* wall* of Ih* hou*e. I'n form suoh area a four-inch wall Is bail! iarallel lo the main walls, and about two in ln>s from limn The bottom of th* iiclmml ipao* ii formed iuto a gutter, ao hat any water thai finds il* way through ih* miinr oaalng may have an omtorlanlty of running away to Ihe drain*. 1 h* top of h* oavlly I* usually covered in juil above b* ground llu* with a row of ornamental >ru'ki, or aomntim** with brick* laid oa dire. Whan the** m*ani are adopted it Ii Uilrabl* thai opening* In the main wall ihould ba provi lnJ for venlllalion ational lluiUer Mr. Hllrkney I have com*, Mr. Han- Mk, lo aak for lha hand of your daughter, dr. Hunpeok Hles.i you, my boy, lake her ; and may Iba Lord have maroy upon our soul. INCREASE Or WEALTH. What Sort of Propertj Does the Knormoos Inereaa* Oo Into ? At the end of every year there coma* th question : " What ha* become of the re suits of tba year'* productions 1 " It aid that tbe nation i* adding to it* wealth a thoasand million* yearly; in what form II ia not in monetary circulation. It i* no in olaimi against other countries or own erihip of property then-. The crop* iba year we (ball presently ooniome, or i part ii to b* sold abroad, th* good* re oeived in exchange will presently be oon umed. Where ii Ihe additional wealth o which w* boast ? I* it only in a highe valuation of land* and building* and othe fixed property a valuation which may be lost with the next turn of the wheel? These ijaasiioai are not 10 ohildub as to many they may seem. Il ia ot no imal importance to discover what form lha added wealth of tb* nation take*, so tha we may jalge how far il i* solid and last ing and capable of reproduction For it al tbe Ian is of tb* country war* worth 10.000 millions a year ago an.l 11,000 million. now, bat can proiaot* nj more tain before ihe added wealth is imaginary. Or i there bas been aided wilhin a few years 2,000 million* tj the nominal valas of rail road propariy, witnoot any increase in tbi yearly earuiug power, wual actual gain in wealth is mere ? Tbe louudation of proiperity ii the land and every year witnem.s an actual increase in tb* number ot acres reduced to caltiva lion aud productiveness. That ohang meani increased wealth. From 1*70 1C ItiHO thore wire added of improved land about 'JC.000,000 acre*, or more than 50 pi oenl., and then i* every reason to believe thai tb* progress in that respect has been even mor* rapid doiiog the pail decade Bat tbe addition of 15,000,000 acre* o mproved land every year involve* perma neui investment ot labor in clearing, f. no ing, breaking and road bailding, in Ibe erection of boose* and barns, and the pro corement of stock and implements ao( machinery. Tha new railroad, which may not pay a *ingl dollar to owner* aa yet may nevertheless have made pofiible an profitable tbi* enormous expenditnr* o labor in tb* creation of new farm*, and i. Ihe 15,000,000 aarei yearly were worth no mor* than Ib* average of land in 1880, Ibai alone would represent an addition of 400 million* or more to tb* national waalib each year, even though nothing had been added to Ihe prioa ot land previ jaily culti led. Bat the completion of roads and railiotdi, the ioltlement of other land* lear by, and Ibe gradual development of a community, al.o add largely to Ih* aolual as wll as tb* nominal value ol all farm property within tha circle of influence. hu it i* with ths dwelling* and other truoturts in oitie* and town*. Tba ooauiry is nol wars* bat belter (applied with all each itraolares than it waa ten years ago. lut thai mean* an increase more than iroportionale lo population, and Ih* yearly iddition of 1,700,000 inhabitants, evea if here were no improvement in tbe condition and accommodation* of tha people, would y itself rcqair* additional mveatment arly of 3*0 million* or mor* in bnildiug. 'roperly ol that kind contribute* a* truly a* any other to the wealth producing power >f ibe country ; dwellings no lea* than tore*, or warehouse* or factorial. Hal in a Union there ha* been each year an enor- mous addition to th* manufacturing plant, apart from tbe building* oiherwiw esti- mated ; to Ib* machinery in us* and III iroluouvs capacity. It ia nol ao easy to orm even an approximate of Ihe value of he** a.i, t lions, bul every one reali/.es lhal hey must be large. Moreover, new mine* are constantly opensd whioh add millions very year to the production ; tbe uew im.fs in th* Lake Superior district alone, whioh have bean added within the pail live oars, have increased Ihe production mor* ban 4,000,000 toni each year, ia value, W.000.000. Nol inast among tb* properties of per- manent value i* Ib* trail of inventive ;emus. New ideas ar* th* nation's most aluable capital, and ths 35.000 patent* which may b* issued in a year, and may trove of real value, cannot be omitted. A ingle telephone patent i* supposed lo ba worth mor* than 960,000,000. It not only ia* slook* selling at about thai rate, and 10! only tarns a liberal return on *uob a aluation, bat earn* II by rendering th* wople a service. With the fairness or un airiieas of ths division of benefits between be company and the public w* here have icthing lo do. The aggregate value to Ibs (hole country includes nil that an luven loo ii worth to th* public, and all that il * worth lo tbe owner*. Bat in each year'* record of inventions there an many which, ! nol < rialiv valuable, have in Ihe aame ense a real and large value, and add lermauenlly to Ihe pro lacing power of lha ation Afrw York />aify CommertM lullttin. A UoIVs House.' The oostlieit doll'i house probably In tba world is that made by a Chicago man for I* 4 year old (laughter at a ooat of tS,500 I i* Imili of brick, with a lower andoupola k* an ancient castle, and look* for all Ihe world like a miniature reproduction of lha mat modern retidenoe of tome millionaire, t ha* a lillle flight of steps leading up to la solid oak front door and an electric ush bill for th* convenience of th* baby ilor* of Ih* happy mintreaa of th* honea. in this door, which, by th* way, i* (our eat high, I* the name of Ihe proprietor on silver plat*. There ia a hallway lighted y a immature, ga* lamp loipended from He oalling, and il ii finished in the ohoioaal f hard wood*. Th*ra are nmbrella and at raoki of appropriate dlmeniion*. I'.ln ant draperie* oover tha parlor doori, and lie parlor I* filled up in grand ityla. Th* arniture I* all of white enamelled wood, Mvered with whit* brocaded *ilk. There i an aleganl mantel filled with brio-a-brao f the (ihoioeat kind, and litlle lamni of he choice*! pattern*. A beautiful cnan- elier, furniahed with rral ga*, hang* from he . Miirn of Ihe room. Centre table*, ilvani, eaay chain, *ofai, eto., till op the apartinenta. First ooat of pain! How long have yon D here T Huoond ooal Of paint I came o-day. I i mi ooat of paint - I thoaght yoa ookad freeh. ruantit* are now daolared by an emlnan 'hiladelphla physician to b* an uoellanl tain food, llnrii Ii a |>ointer tot Tory dilor* OLEKOTMaW'a) 8ALAKIBO. MlmUUra Poorly fald. In Oomparlsoa Wit Other Profaaaloaukl sfea. No man who adopt* a ministerial care* oan be jailly charged with meroenar motive*, lor in no other profession ii toe monetary reward 19 imall. There arc, K b* sure, a lew initanoa*) of preacher* wh are paid large aalatie* for their aervioe* bul the rank and file of the olergy reotiv hardly enoagh to maintain ihonuelve* re spectably, wiita* Jobn P Kilter ia " Fran Leulie'* Weekly." The average salary pel lo minuter* in Proteatanl charohe* ii le*i ihan 91,000 per eunam. prominent la' yer* like Joseph H. Choate. Koberl . Ingeraoll and benjamin F. Bailer make a Ibe way from I75,UX) to $125,000 each y*a; Among pbyaiuianii, i>r. Loorni* earn* from 440.000 to 900,000 i DC. Polk from giO.UOC to 560,000 ; Or. bayra aoout S50.00 J, aud dozen more aiigbl be named wbo earu ovc .OOO annually. Compared to Ih salarie* paid the manager* of large fioaa ciai institolioni, Ihe reward of the greate* preaobers in the land seemi paltry. Th nigbeai lalary paid a clergyman in Ne York is 120.000, and Ur. Jobn Hall ii th fortunate individual. There are, perhaps a half Joien older preachers who ge from tlOOOO lo 115,000, bat ii should be rememti rd that tbey repoaent th* wealth ie*i paruhe* ia ibe city, and that the aseuiue as mach recponiibilily a* tba devolvuvg upon the hoad* of great moueya inatitution*. Tbii will be apparent whe wa regard Ihe oburoha* under their direc lion Horn a parely financial itandpoinl Trinity Cbarch corporation own* million opon million* in real esiate. It* annoa lucerne is nearly Jt*OJ,(WO. Th* balk o this vait bum u paid oat iocharab wori each year, a:. a Dr. Morgan Uix, the rector provide! over ill distribution. Dr. Hall' charub ba* a plant if thi* term may be alioed valued at 14,000,000. Tb* iu oome from pew rent* and contribution amoanti to nearly 9250,000 per annum Slost of tbi* i* iDutt in missionary work La. "i year the congregational expeniM, iu eluding Ibe pastor's (alary, the masio all incidental items, footed op 933.601. Th balance of ov*r tlMM.UOO wa* applied t domtitio and foreign minion*, ibe rtlie "aud ot the Prtibytorian Church and K miscellaneous obarttia*. In view ot thi remarkable showing, il cannot be doubled that Dr. Hall earn* hi* aalary. Grace Church In* an endownment o f>O.OUO. it* property U worth oloea CJ.uou.uuo, and Us annual income from pew rent* and contribution* average* 9100,000 1 ne property ot Aaoaniioo Chorcb, Fifth aveuoe and T*nih ilrtel, ropreienls an eluittut of t?50.000. Il* revenoe is abjot 950,000 taoa year. St. Thomas 'yharoh aud properly i* valued at 9750,000 i* pew* aljno rent for 950,000 each year, and tb* contribution* amount to from 930, MK) tot 10,000 mor*. St. George's Church opyorted entirely by voluntary oon ribauon*. All the paw* are) free. Ue taiueford, tba reotur, gats a nominal alary of $10,000 per annum. B* ii pos e**eed of private means, however, and r* urno hi* salary lo tli* traaiary ot hi* harob. The property is valued al over 500,000, ai.d Ib* yearly revenue U belwi 40.000 and 950,000. A large proportion of tue lum is ipenl in pariah oharuies Calvary Church aud property is worth al ail 9300 000. It* contributions an very arge, averaging from 970.000 to 900,000 'he total income of tha pariah is not far horl of 9UO.OOO a yaar, and folly on* third f 11 goes to general charities. Tbe I mversiiy Plao* Prevbyterian huroh ii among the wealthiest of that {nomination. It* church and property ix alued al about 9150,000. Lan year it* veoa* was uol far from 970,000. Ot inn mouul only 815.7'JJ weut toward oougr*) an mai expeuses. Thi* certainly ludi ale* eoonomioal management in it* omeilio cuaoern*. Tb* Madiion Square Presbyterian 'huri'h, whar* Ur. Cuarle* II. I'arkhursl r< Hide*, has an income of between 950,000 M.I 160.000. Its plant is probably wjrth 350000. Ur. Paxton'i Wait Praibylerian Choroh erivad an income Iail year of over '.-' CHW The value of it* plant has sol been slimatad. T*n larg* oharoh organisations have Mwn instanced here, reprreenting a com ined property worth million* apon mil ,0111, from which a total yearly income ii erived from pew rent* and contributions f about 91,600,000, yel tb* average ielarir b* pallors receive I* only a Iritle over 11,000. Whan il i* considered that they mail keep up * *lyle ot living la ajoorti no* with Ih* dignity of th* pulpits they xxjupy, baud* answering labslantially uuuiuerabl* private calls on Ihtir oharit>, t is not to b* supposed that they oan lay y very ranch money again*! th*tim*when old age will deprive them of Iheir ueef ul vs. Nothing hai l>a*>n aaid so far a* to the jersonal value of a clergyman lo tb* parish nd*r bin cbargo. Kiperienoe hai proved li the iuoom*) of a pastorate depends mainly upon Ihe <iaalllie* displayed by th* aetor ; ao that in nearly every instance) he may be aaid lo aarn, paraonally, Ihe re>v- iiue of hi* church. Munol* of OastronosBj. A prox>f of lha padding ii tho eating mi of the niinoa pt* tb* depth thereof. Shall I help you to a thoroughbred ,'" Ih* naw invitation to partake of sausage. One head of lettuce is guaranteed, lo ours nother lira. I ot a oase of insomnia. 1 h TO is not a* much heard a* there wai twin the sfiioaoy of celery for nervousness. Imported English plum pudding in tins al best a poor substitute lor the real hlng. Some of Ih* oateren are introducing a ew kind ot water ice, laid to be tb* thing inong the. British colony in India ana frioa. In Kngland the ooninmption ol An.Arl- nan canned food 1* represented lo be oon- nually on Ibe increase, especially among lie middle claaas*. wbo have a ipeoial m.lneae lor the canned tomaloe* -Nr 'or* A/, in inJ Ktprtu. r\\\\ ..,,.. Itrigg* Well, w* had an addition to oat amily yesterday. "'UK" Yon don't say *o I Boy ar girl t Hrigg*- Neither. It waa my wlti'i uilher. -A oroiisd woman is nearly M danger U a* a crossed sleolrio wir*. TBtHOI M AK OaMT DO. He Baa A. roi.pll.hefl Warden, B*> UowA*. Bat Here's Where k* Htamblex. There il alway* ijrnelhing abool a man'* attempt to do a woman'* work. And th* fan of the thing is thai a man never realises thai be cannot do U propariy. '1 her* iin't a man on tbe foo*- tool who doe* ol privately entertain Iba opiuion thai, if he ahoold only eel himself aboui U, ha cou d do anything better tbaa any woman. Bat h* can't and all lha women know it. Be means well, no doabt. bat somehow he doeia'i seea to have tbe faculty. His wife go** on a vuil to her mother, and be keeps hoaee. Now, he will tall Brown that h can cook a meal a* well M the best woman ibat <ver lived ; bat if ha ehoold see Brown anl some of the boy* coming op to bis hoaio to dinner, be would bait the door and lie low till they want away. ..- J - *ftM He never can touch a kettle without ga*. ting soiled He can't handle the fire iron*) wiihoot boruiog hi* finger*. He never think* to hang up any towel*; he keep* them on tne door, where they will M handy. A m*'< cannot do Uro things at a time. A woman will broil a steak, and aee that tbe coffee doei not boil over, ami watch Ihe cat that ibe doe* not Iteal lha remnant of meat on Ibe kiloheo table, and dresi ihe yooogeit boy, and aet the tabl*. and aee to the loan, ani stir tbe oatmeal, and give order* to the botcher, and wit- ness tha way her neighbor across ISM street i* banging oat her cloth** and aha can do it all al onoa and noi half try. Il there a man living who oan hold fifteen pins in hi* mouth, and fit a dree* wailt, and talk over the scandal ebjal the minuter at tbe same time ? Of course there) ii not, aud yet a woman can do ii easily, and ei joy 11, tco. A man will work diligently bait the fere- noon lo find a ihirt ballon, and when ha ha* foand il, it will be three *ixe* loo largo for tbe bottonhole, and then be will begin to thread bis needle. And be will tqaint, and take aim, and sweat, and swear, aad the thread will slip right v ; the n* every time, and if ever *i dor* get nee lie threaded il will b* such a big n* that il will split tbe ball >n clean in two ai-d be will find hiuuMuf exactly here ha started from. Man has done wonder* lino* be oaaaa- before the public He ha* navigated tb* ootao, h* has penetrated the mYsterie* of the starry heaveni. be ha* barneaeed the lightning and mad* il poll ilreel oar* and hl the great oitUi of the world. Oh, yat, w* ar* willing to admit that man ha* dona) bi* part, bul be oooldn'l pour castor oil iatu a colicky baby without (pilling it all ovor lha baby'* clothes, to save Ir.s lit* I II* can'l flud a spool of red thread in hi* ife's aewiug machine drawer! no, b*> can't; and alter beaaarobe* half an boar, and in auf ally ke ps his temper meanwhile. a* will appear witn a spool of Hue tilk, and vow that sooh a thing a* red thread ha* no existence in that house. A man oannol haug oat clothes and gat them on the line the right end up Ho oaa- nol hold oloihe* pin* in ins month while ho n doing it, either. H* oaniiot be pclite to somebody he hate*. Ue would never think of kissing his rival when he met him, a* a woman will kiss bar rival, lie can't chew gam. He can't sit n a rockiug chair witaoul banging ib* rockers iuto the base board*. H* oan'l pot ihe tidy on Ihe sjfa pillow right side o**. lie oan'l wear No. S boot* on N o. 6 f **. lleM .ne. with oorseis on ! He'd gel hi* eatli of cold with bar* arm* and neck. And yel |*ii| I who do not know caU 'omen ih* wewkcr eex I A'.iK r*om in \eu- IVr* Car* of the Tr,t h At Ihe meeting in He.il in lasl spring of Ihe Oerman Association of American Des- ists, ibe best minus of preserving thai ieelh were disouswd, and Ur. Kiobter, of Irealau, said : We kuow that the wools) method o( correctly oaring lor th* teoth n be expree*d in two word* braak, soap. lu the*e two thing* we have all hai i* needful for the prvaervation of tb*> Ieelh. All tbe preparations not containing soap are not to be recommended, and it hey contain soap all other ingredients era uaeleis exoepl for th* purpose of making heir lane agreeable. Among ihe eoapsj he while oaatil soap of th* Knglith mark**) i especially lo b* recommended. A showar if tooth preparations ha* been thrown oa he market, but very few of whioh ar* to M raoommeuded. Teeting Ihe composition f them, we fin I that about 90 per cent. are not only unsuitable fcr their parpo*), ml that thi> greater part are actually 'tarnif nl. All the preparation* .Miilaming lalioylio acid are, as the invriligaliou* ol 'erim r have ihown, 'iru.-iive of tba eelh. lie who will anoaasingly preach to ii* patients to bruiri their teeth oarefuMy horlly before bedtime, a* a cleansinn nalcrial to n*a oaalil* soap, a* a mouth waah a lololion of oil of peppermint ia water, and lo clean** th* ipaoe* till mail he Ieelh bv oarrf ul use of a silken thread. will help ih -in in preserving their nd will win ihe gratitude and good f tb* pabltc." ii.- I .-ui i, of ik* i . . At London, Kngland, and Bremen, Pr la, ihe longeai day ha* liileen and alf hour*. Al Stockholm, Sweden, il ! ighteen aud one half boar* iu length. At lamburg, iu Qermany, and Dantsio, hi rossia, Ihe longoet day ha* event***) oar*. At Si. Petertbarg, Russia, aad obolak. Siberia, tb* longest I* ninelaan nd the ihnrtenl five boor*. Al Torn**), inland , J une 8 1 bring* a dav nearly twenty wo hoan in Ungih. Al Christma* on* ** than thr** boor* long. At Warbary. or way, ii o igaat day Tail* from May 11 o July 11, without interruption, ibal is to ay the sun is never Ml la thai time, and in ,'it .. r,',-n the KM g *i day i* three and a alf in.mlh* Al Philadelphia the longest day il *am*- hal In** Ihan flfteeu hoar*, and al Hon real, Canada, II ii ilxtean.- \.ifnrv. " I'm dreadfully ape**." said Ih* spilled illk. " Yoo can't b* half so agitated a* I am," retorted th* Irish i|a*atioo. ' Do as 1 do," laid Ih* door, as he shot imsf if ap. _ W. 8. Gilbert, th* librettist, satliiUd bal " Tb* OoodeUar* " I* a encxy**, has) larle-1 for India with Wi wife.