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RHEUMATIC PAINS DUE TO THIN BLOOD Relief Comes Through the Use of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. OWL LAFFS •V O.W. U. (ON WITH UUMHTER) Ask me another: What â- mell* the most In a packing house? Answer: come to 'How did you leave your last place V Clerk â€" "I was dlscharfed." Discharged- What for?" "Doing well." "Impossible. Where were you?" "In a hospital." Wk*n Bruin Makes Frienils The most a rheumatic sufferer can | hope for in rubbing something on the | ''*""' "°"* swollen, aching Joints is a little relief, and all the while the trouble is becom- ' "^•'aKei Ing more firmly rooted. It is now i known that rheumatism is rooted In ! the blood, and that as the trouble goes I on the blood becomes still further thin ' and watery. To get rid of rheuma- { tlsm, therefore, you must go to the j root of the troublo !u the blood. That| 8„,j,rt_-Whaf. the dilference be- i is why Dr. Wlll!am«' Pink Pills have ^^,,„ ^ hair-dresser and a sculptor?" proved so beneficial when taken for glowâ€""! dunno; what?" .his trouble. They make new, rich smart-"A hairdresser curls up and blood which expels the poisonous acid jy„ ^„j ^ sculptor makes faces and and the rheumatism disappears. busts." There are thousands of former rheu- matic sufferers In Canada, now well REDROSE is ^ood tea Red Rom Orange Pekoe is the best tea yoa can buy In clean, bright Ahxminttm Visitors to Jasper National Park, . . V u 1. T^ nr.li. . **°"* people are willing to take all , and strong, who thank Dr. Williams the credit when they are successful which is Canada's largest and finest Pink Pills that they are now free from ,„d bUme fate for all the unlucky national playground. sUuated In the the aches and pains of this dreaded breaks ' .- . = . •» troifble. One of these, Mrs. W. F. | ; '^«"=»'"' »' "le Rocky Mountains, have a Teacher-"Johnny. can you tell me •=Pl«'^'»|i opportunity of studying the rhat a hypocrite is?" i habits of wild animals. For Jasper Johnny â€" "Yes, mam. It's a boy \ National Park Is a game sanctuary in nothing. Tait, McKellar. Ont.. who says: â€" "I am one of the willing ones to tell you of the great benefit I received from the use of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. After lying in bed for seven weeks suffering untold agony with in- flammatory rheumatism, relief finally came through the use of this medi- cine. I could not move in bed only as they lifted me, and I could only sleep when opiates were given me. medical treatment I was taking seem- ed of no avail. Then I was advised to try Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, and soon I began to get relief. After tak- ing six or eight boxes the rheumatism (or happiness? was banished and I had never felt bet- 1 ^^__ ter in my life. It is several years] Don't guy the fat man who wears since this happened and I have had no a belt and suspenders. He is an ar- return of the trouble since. I may add dent advocate of safety first, that I recommended the pills to two their friend instead of as their enemy. Now it is a daily event to have one or more bears visit the I^dge grounds in search of the titbits which they ! know tourifctii luve to feed to them. I Nor is it uQueiial for a golfer playing over the m<iKti>ficent scenic course i which has bten laid out in the Atha- i bas(-a Valley, tn meet a bear at the • turn of ibe fairvay. or to find a shy I deer viewing hira with interest as he When one Is too good he's good for ' ''''*^''^^ "** manner in which the ani- gels down t(. line up his putt on one: what cornea to school with a smile on ' ^^ finest sense of the word, and guns his face." | and hunting dogs are forbidden with- 1 In its boundaries. It is of interest to i mals recognize this. Though I only comparatively few years it is since You cannot get anywhere (luarrel- ^^^^ great sanctuary was set a.side. the The Ing with the public. The thing to do ^^y deer and mountain sheep are no is show them. longer shy, the black and browu bears [ have become daily visitors to village If happiness be the aim of life: of ^nd to hotel grounds, and the animal , what use is education unless it makes population of the park is im-reasing by leaps and bounds. However, it is Bruin who demon- strates perhaps most forcibly, how the animals h.-ive come to regard man as or aauiher of the greens. I A short time aKo. it was estimated i that the mountain sheep population of | this 6..'!00 sijuare mile national park I was over 10.000. with an equal num- 1 ber of deer, while the bears are num- â-  bered in thousands and are seen at < almost any f.irn of the road. And when once a bear cub has developed j a taste for sugar, he is a confirmed ' visitor to the Lodge grounds. â€" Cana- i National Railways photograph. of my friends who were suffering with rheumatism and the pills were equal- ly effective In both cases." Try Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for anaemia, rheumatism, neuralgia, indi- gestion or nervousness. Take them as a tonic if you are not In the best physical condition and cultivate a re- sistance that will keep you well and strong. You can get these pills through any medicine dealer or by mail^t 50c a box from The Dr. Wil- liams' Medicine Co.. Brockville. Ont. <. Poincare Looks to U.S. For New Wine Market Premier Raymond Poincare, who is reputed to be reasonably dry and us- ually drinks water, is nevertheless so- llcitious of the prosperity of the French wine industry and does not despair of America changiui; her ways in respect to prohibition. "All countries have the right to leg- islate as they see fit." he told an audi- ence in the southern French wine re- gion, "but it isn't forbidden to hope that some day even America will ad- mit there is truth in the saying of a charming Anglo-Saxon poet concern- ing wine: 'I am health; I am Heart; I am Life' which he quoted In good English " Ko went on to say that "if wine were harmful it would be known. One would have known It long ago." He said the recently created Inter- national Wine Bureau was at work and "we will continue to defend wine and seek to convince those who speak 111 of it." "Dad, I've decided to become an artist." "No objection, provided you don't draw on me." A tourist once happened to meet the usual "oldest Inhabitant ' of a village. In tfc« course of conversation he ask- ed the ancient how old he was. "I be just a hundred," was the reply "Well. I doubt if you'll see another hundred years." said the tourist, frying to make conversation. "I don't know so much about that, master," was the hopeful response. "I b© stronger now than when 1 started on my first hundred." Another advantage Noah had was that he didn't have to bring out a new model ark every year or two. Red Rose Tea is guaranteed in every way. Order a pack- age to-day. Use any portion of it, and if you are not en- tirely pleased you may return the balance to your grocer and your money will be refunded. «.£ MISTAKES MOTHERS MAES Germany BuiMs New IN CARS OF LITTLE ONES Ports for Air Traffic I Berlin. â€" The month of March saw i Many mothers give their children \ 1.430 airplanes start from or land at 1 solid foods at too early an age and say the great Tempelhof airport in Berlin, When we cftmmand Satan to get proudly that their babies "eat every- carrying 3.239 passengers and almost behind us it's often with the hope th.at 'hi"E that grown up people do." Such thirty-four tons of baggage, freight a course is almost certain to bring on and post. Air travel is increasing indigestion and lay the foundation of steadily from all German stations, much ill-health for the little one. | compelling everywhere a correspond- Other mothers administer harsh, ing enlarging of existing ports and the uauseating purgatives which in reality 1 creation of new ones. The present irritate and injure the delicate stom- j landing place on the Oberwiesenfeld Telephone Service Slow; Chinese Wreck Exchange Verbal abuse of telephone "cen- trals" when connections are not forthcoming Is fur General Li Yun- chang as Inadequate way to express •xaspe ration. This war lord, who commands the 86th Division of General Chu Yu-pu's 111-dlsciplIned Chlhll army, had trou- ble getting a conectlon through the Tientsin head office exchange. After exhausting a stock of expletives learn- ed in the rugged Shantung Mountains General LI sent soldiers of his body- guard to the exchange to show that he was not to be trifled with. The soldiers assaulted several Chinese operators, smashed equipment and in- terrupted service for more than three hours of a busy afternoon. The exchange is In Chinese terri- tory just outside the boundary of the Italian concession, but it serves a large portion of the foreign ureas. The Chinese operators could not be per- suaded to return to their posts until the company's foreign engineers ar- rived, took charge and made the ne- cessary repairs. Dictator Chang TsoUii at Pekin has ordered an Investigation of the affair. « MInard's Liniment for Toothache. Classifi e d Advertisementi tUrWTMQ AMD ITOBAOB. HILL THE MOVERâ€" PIU.VEER D18- TaNCE movers ot Canada. Largest â-  peedy pudded vanii. New Equipment, latest methude. Two experienced men every trip. All loads Insured. Ba/ond compare for aklll and care. Before you move write us or wire and reverae tha chargaa. Head offlca. Hamilton. OntiiriOb Canada. Hill the Mover. A Dog's Life Los Angeles Times: An actreKS wants to start a rural retreat for home- less dogs. This Is one of those thinifi that an actress would start. She could probably never keep one hus- band and, therefore, eoaslders herself qualified to take care of ninety-two dogs. Anyhow, there may be a litt.'e notoriety In It. he'll push us into doing something we want to do but shouldn't. "Before we were married, you called me an angel. Now you dou't call me anything." "Well, that evidences my self-con- ' a<h and bowels and at the same time Jn the northwestern part of Munich, trol." A determined man can do more work with a rusty monkey-wrench than a loafer can with a whole hard- ware store. O : cause the children to dread all medl- 1 comprising about JOG acres, is being 'cine. I transformed into a modern airport. I Absolutely no meat should be given JAlr traffic In Silesia is also making I to a child until it reaches the age ol great strides, an dthe coming summer lis months, and then only if approved will see eigh* lines in (>peration. I by the doctor. For medicine, all j Announcements of participation in [ strong, disagreeable oils and powders the "Ila." the great international air should be abnndoned and Baby's Own traffic exposition to be held in Berlin Tablets giveu Instead. ' from October 7 to 28. have been re- Baby's Own Tablets are especially ceived from so many countries, in- made for little ones. They are pleas- 1 eluding the United States, that the ant to take and can be given with two great auto halls on the exposition absolute safety to even the new-born i grounds will not be large enough to bane. They quickly banish constipa- ' contain all the exhibits, and It will be tion and indigestion, break up colds necessary to use a third great hall and simple fevers and make the cut- . which is now being built. The exposi- ting of teeth easy. They are sold by ^ tion will be by far the greatest of its medicine dealers or by mall at 25 [ kind ever held. cents a box .'rom The Dr. Williamir | ^^ Medicine Co.. Brockville. Out "I didn't like your prayer this morning." said the deacon. "No?" answered the minister. "-And what was the matter with it"" "Weil. In the first place, it was too 'oug; and. apart from that, It contained two or three expressions which 1 thought were scarcely warranted." "i am sorry, deacon." the minister replied, "but it might be well to bear Jn mind that the prayer wasn't addressed to you." Our DTfr-jirs ite bred •'« high jcK piMviciKm. \Mi.tt, B:own i aad Buff Leghcmi. Bai:ru lol t *l»ie Racki. R. I. RcJ. .«.v ccnA». Biiff Orr..-igt!iTii. V- Site Wyjndo:rri '».:indiip. !.» % live ddtvctv git^rantfej \V--ie todiY I .1 FREE CHiCX SOrjt KHWEOUaS HATQtfRfcâ€" aMnua/ia^ »Uffy.O.».«^ ! English Police Get Glowing Tributes Somebody says there"]! never be a monument to an unknown politician. Still, If they ever find a politician ad- mitting he's unknown, he'll be worth a monument. Too Much So. "But. my dear madam, what is the matter with this photograph? It looks exactly like you." "Why, it has me looking exactly like a perfect old grouch." « A Pretty Way to Serve Strawberries i With Only a Shred of Evi- dence, T'wo Madefactors Are Brought to Justice London. â€" Remarkable tributes to English police efficiency and the ' speedy detection and apprehension ot I criminals was paid by the press, fol- i lowing Mr. Justice Avory's sentencing ' the two slayers of Constable Gutter- A simple and pretty way to serve ' idge, who was shot down in the per- large strawberries is to leave the j formance of his duty. The crime was hulls on and arrange them in a circle committed by motor-car thieves in the | on individual plates around a cone of I darkness of a lonely country road on sugar. Eash berry Is taken by the > Sept. 27. HowMuchWateP Should Baby Get? '^Fhmous Authority's liuk? 'By HuthBriUain SULLY STEP PLATIS NEW MODELS FOR 1928 See "The Canadian Beauty" and other designs at your dealers or write us for Illustrated list. Save Your Running Boards After Shaving. Mix Minard's with sweet oil and rub the face. ?;oiith>>-' burns of a dragging razor. Most Everyosso Needs This True Blood Tonic NOW â€" in the Spring - need a tonic. - most people hull, dipped in the sugar and eaten from the fingers. A few strawberry leaves on a glass plate make an at- tractive background for the luscious berries. Smoking should not be permitted tn barns or other buildings where com- bustible material is stored. Keeping the alleys and floors of those buildings tidy will aid in fire prevention. i^in Al^*^^ /® ^ iMCuoaSTiON ^,D STOMACH M«AI«T»U"« MSADACMS OAStS^NM^i. Reduce the Acid No one was arrested for many months. Scotland Yard, with only a shred of evidence to guide them, ar- rested the suspects on Jan. 20. and, step by step, built up a conclusive case. The lury quickly found them both guilty after a five-day trial and the court imposed the extreme pen- alty, thus ending what The Times leader characterizes as "the most re- markable trial for murder in recent years. ... In no case within living Baby specialists Hgree nowadays, that during the first six months, hables must have three ounces of fluid per pound of body weight dally. An --Ight pound baby, for instance, needs twen- memory have the police shown more j ty-four ounces of fluid. Later on the ability In the detection of obscure and I â„¢'e ';; '"'°,'';'f ^^^:^'" ""''* T f'T,'l „,i_,„. of bodv weight. The amount i'. fluid apparently inexpl cable crimes. . absorbed bv a brea^.t fed baby is best "Convictions obtained at a long In- determined bv weighing him before terval after a crime has been com- 1 ^^^ ^fj^^ feeding for the whole day; mltted are of special value for the | and It is easily calculated for the btvt- protection of society. They bring home . tie fed one. Then make up any do- to the most undesirable criminals ! flclency with water. that the arm of the law is long and I Giving baby sufficient water often escape from arrest and from suspicion ! relieves his feverish, crying, upset and j restless spells. If It doesn't, give him I a few drops of Fletcher's Castoria. I For these and other ill-s of babies and I children such as colic, cholera, â€" * I diarrhea, gas on stomach and bowele. Mr. Solomon went for a tram ride j constipation, sour stomach, loss of one dav, and had to stand up. Pre- , sleeP- underweight, etc.. leading sentlv a passenger got in. and the con- ' physicians say there's nothing so ef- ductor sLuted: "Will you move up! -t've._ 1. Is P-e'y vege table-the from the haunting dread that retri button will reach them in the end." a bit. please?" "I'ertalnly, with pleas- ure," said Mr. Solomon. Tti."! happen- §ick stomachs, sour stomachs aiul i Take a spoonful In water and your Indigestion usually mean excess add. unhappy condition will probably end ed again and again, until he reached the end of the car. Then the condac- lor came up for his fare. "Vat." cried Solomon, "you vant my fare? VI. Ive valked all the vay. " The stomach nerves are over-stlmu- In five minutes. Then vou will always lated. Too much acid makes the stom- know what to do. Crude and harmful ach and Intestines sour. 'methods will never appeal to you. Go Alkali kills acid instantly. The best prove this tor your own sake. It may form Is Phillips' Milk of Magnesia, be- save a great many disagreeable hours, cause one harmless, tasteless dose i Be sure to get the genuine Phillips', The practice people get In working neutralizes many times Its volume In, Milk of Magnesia prescribed by physl- cross-word puxzles should aid them in •cW. Slnc.1 its Invention. 50 years clans for 50 years in 'correcting excess making out Ux retur ns. ago. It hii ,e-«alned the standard ! acids. Each bottle contains full dl ^ Vith )»hypl'lans « very where. Irectlons â€" any drugstore. Minard's Liniment for insect bites. ! recipe is on the wrapper â€" and millions â-  of mothers have depended on it In over thirty years ot ever increasing use. It regulates baby's bowels. makes him sleep and eat right. enal>les him to get full nourishment from his food, so he Increases In weight as hie he should. With each package you I get a book on .Motherhood worth Its weight in gold. Just a word of caution. Look for , the signature of ('has. H. Fletcher oa j the package so you'll be sure to get the genuine. The forty cent bottles I contain thirty-five doses. "flre^totie Tread Is SdentificaUy Designed \l1ten Firestone engineers were developing the Balloon Tire they found It necessary to design a tread altogether different from that le- quired by High Pressure Tire*. The Firestone tread was not de- signed with large, massive projec- tions for appearance or to make plausible sales argument. On the contrary, the projections of the cross-and-square tread are small and the rider strips narrow, permit- ting the tread to yield to irregulari- ties and cling to tSe road, giving the greatest non-skid surface. This tough, pliable tread has the wear- recisting quaHties that give thou- sands of extra miles of service and save you money. Your nearest Firestone Dealer will gladly supply your needs and give you the better service that goes with these better tires. FIRKSTONK TIRK » RUBBER CO. or CANADA LIMITED Hamiltco. 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I have had sLx children of which four are liv- ing and my young- est ia a Donnia baby boy now eight months old wno weighs 'i.1 pounds. I hav« taken your medi- cine before each ol them was born and have certainly re- lcei\ed great benelit from it. 1 urge my friends to take it, as 1 am sure they will receive the saJne help I did."â€" Mrs. Milton Mc- Ml'LLSN, 'Vanessa, Ontario. ISSUE r\'-. ISâ€" '£3