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Owl Laffs Voice Highways to Cost $6,000,000 A Sonfa Fe Ticket to California Wtll take you through Phoenix on Santo Fe rails "all the way* from Chicago and Kansas City. You leave on the Santa Fe and arrive on the Santa Fe. Warm days In the desert and along a sunny seashore. Golf and horseback rid- ing keep the pep up and the pounds down. Fred Harvey dining service another exclusive feature Maka your Pullman r*ervotion ar(y> f. T. HENDIVS, G<-n. Agent SANTA FE HV. (MM Transportation HUg.. DETROIT, MICH. Phone: BAndolpb 8718 <H CHILDREN CRY FOR IT CHILDREN hate to take medicine as a rule, but every child loves the taste of Castoria. And this pure vegetable preparation is just as good as it tastes; just as bland and just as harmless as the recipe reads. When Baby's cry vans of colic, few drops of Castoria has him soothed, asleep again in a jiiTy. Noth- ing is more valuable in diarrhea. When coated tongue or bad breath tell of constipation, invoke its gentle aid to cleanse and regulate a child's bowels. In colds or children's diseases, you should use it to keep the system from clogging. Castoria is sold in every drugstore; the genuine always bears Chas. H. Fletcher's signature. CASTORIA Some folks want to know your views only that they may oppose them. Attorney "But, madam, you cannot marry again. If you do, your husband has clearly specified In his will that his fortune will go to his brother." Widow "Yes, that's so. It's the brother that I'm marrying." A young school boy halted before the blacksmith's forge and watched the smith with great Interest. Very much annoyed, the smith suddenly held a red hot piece under the boy's nose, hoping to make him back away. The Boy "If you'll give me a dollar I'll lick it." The smih took a dollar from his pocket and held it out. The lv>y took the money, licked it, placed i in his pocket, aud slowly walked away whistling. Chauffeur Whose Truck Splashed Pedestrians Fined in Berlin Berlin. Pedestrains who received a mud bath when a chauffeur drove als truck through * puddle ot water aext to the curbstone In a Berliu street filed a complaint and the chauffeur was summoned to court. The evidence showed that, he had plenty of room to turn out and avoid the puddle, and the court Imposed a fine ot three marks. Similar decisions fcave been rendered also by Bavarian marts. It is Said- Mint can he chopped more easily If sprinkled with coarse sugar. Stains on the hands will disappear if rubbed with a cream made of olive Oil and sugar. A piece of burlap makes a good polishing for the hot range, aa it does not readily Ignite like paper and a eotton or wool cloth, Several layers of newspaper spread between the bed springs and mat- tress will prevent sleepers getting old backs. New Braiding Fre<nit>nlly the tailored woolen frock is given n different trimming slant by means of braiding. This lonn of flat decoration lias a r.iilor- ed air but proves ,o he quite dressy when used on the dress uf velvet for afternoon. Rows ot narrow silk braid fashion flat collar effects aud cuffs, MIHI '.!-. in self color such as Black, or In biac.k attached over a foii)itiat!o;\ !y white Thero is a big difference between seeing through a tiling and seeing a thing through. Young Lady "Were you pleased with the new school to-day, Tom?" Tom "Xaw. Dey made me wash me face an' when I got home de dorg bit me 'cause he didn't know me." Many ideals, like many people, look good uulil you try them out. Mrs. Jones "What kind of iuterio: decoration does your husband prefer'." Mrs. Smith "Well, just between you and me, it's corn beef and cab bage." Today one can pick up his tee- phone and in two minutes be talking to a frie-nd fifty, a hundred, or a thousand miles ri-.vay. The explana- tion lies to some extent in the great construction job being done by telephone people. Instead of open wire, lead-covered cables traverse the countryside and p:i<s -.nidi?:- 'lie city streets,' making possible two hundred and more conversations at one time. Ot course operating efficiency has kept pace with aieehan::.-al improvements or ;iresr-n: i;ay service would not be possible. This job of building these voice highways Is OH O for experts and telephone men receivj intensive training iu every feature ot the communication art before they ran qualify for the work. In the coming year the Bell Telephone Company plans to spend over six million dollars on its long distance system in Ontario and Quebec. Women are getting no they can break out of jail just as well as men e^er could. Women are quick to Ifarn the tricks of men.- Ignorance is the mother of preju- dice. Meanness is probably its pa. Gerald "What Itind of -girl ia Flos- sie?" Harold "Well, she knows life li.'co a hook that has been suppressed." Mr. Rook was reading statistics in the newspaper. "In New York a child is born every two minutes," he an- nounced. "Good heavens!" exclaimed his wife in horror. "And we're plan- ning to stay there two weeks!" It is our guess that no 200-pound man would even enjoy jumping from an airplane and trusting himself to a [ parachute. Census Enumerator "V^hat's your husband's vocation?" Housewife (haughtily) "lie's a vegetarian." Enumerator (politely) "No, no, I mean what does he do for a living?" Housewife (with patience exhaust- ed) "I told you once. He's a vege- tarian he sells vegetables." Easy money is predicted by some of the big financiers of this country. Well, that is what most people are looking for. She "Why ?o thoughtful, dear?" He "I have one dollar over this week, and I don't remember which in- stallment I forgot to pay." The Education of Man At 20 we know It all. At 30 we think we know it all. At 40 we become somewhat uncer- tain. At 50 we have grave- doubts. At GO we give It up. Drury "Did you ever hear of the collegiate flower?" Dempsey "No, what's its name?" Drury "The blooming Idiot." Doctor "What's your trouble?" Patient "I can't sleep." Doctor "Drink a glass of whiskey every balf-hour throughout the night." Patient Will that m.;ke me sleep?" "Doctor "I don't know, but It will make the time pass HIM e pleasantly." Woman's Fortitude Forces Herself to Smile Through Pain "I never seem to find time to rest," says many an overworked housewife. Under smiles and forced cheerfulness she conceals weariness and nervous depression; headaches and backaches. Often she is in real pain, but still re- fuses to give up. This very fortitude Is apt to be her undoing. If she con- tinues to neglect the signals ot dis- tress she will sooner or later suffer a serious breakdown. A noted doctor has stated that uine- tenths ot the ills of womanhood are due to poor blood. That anaemia IB the cause of the low spirits, the poor appetite and palpitation that make Hfo a burden for so many. There is no need, however, for wo- men to suffer in thig way. All the miseries of anaemia can be banished by taking Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. These Pills create an abundance of new, rich, red blood and this new blood will bring strength and vitality to nervous, overtired women. The Pills are sold by all medicine dealers or by mail at 50 cents a box from The ' Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brock- j vllle, Out. j Pastorale (By Clara Shauafelt in "The Satur- day Review of Literature." New York) I liad forgotten that hills could be like this, I had forgotten the va.stness and the stillness. These slow appeasing rhythms made visible. Swung in space lento, Like the slow movement of a *ym- j phony Arrested in a long caesura: The colors of autumn melted, f'.tsecJ together. Held as in the prism of an opal. I had furifotteu, the !iii- r h upland pas- tures, Elegantly constrained By the handsome and strict geome- try of their stone walls, Smooth as park glades The earth's supple sensuous contours Naked among her sloiious jewels; The bright separate flames ot 'lie- trees. Crisp cones and pyramids of shock- ing color Vermillion, magenta, amber, wine ! gold The black stains ot the evergreens ' blotted against them; The ragged gray of the torn granite; The far pellucid amethyst horizons. Rarely the sweet lyrical phrases of cow-hells Seep like springs from fissures In the air An old pastoral music long forgotten; The roads are deserted, the landscape empty else. You smell the breath of the north Pungent, resinous, cold Passing the rocky virgin grottoes, ravines Lit with their ancient candlelight of gold Maple and birch, flaring among the hemlock and spruce, Their shadows. Ferns green in imperishable elegance Lift above hot drifts. why were we divided, our hearts, our flesh. Our hard intractable minds cleft as- under On such a day, In such a place. . . . 1 burnt by the fire to madness and you like rock? Crying Babies are Sickly Babies The well i-hiid does not iTy. He is laughing and happy all the time. Baby's cry of distress is the only means he has of telling the mother or nurse he ia ill. Mothers, you can keep your little ones well and happy by giving them Baby's Own Tablets the safe and efli. ient remedy f.ir all childhood ailments. Baby's Own Tablets ar.? a mild but thorough laxative. They sw-eten the stomach; regulate the bowels anil thus banish constipation and indigestion; break up colds a:id simple fevers and u!!ay the- Irritation a> compaiiying the cutting ot tec:h. Thf-y are sold by .i.l medicine dealers or by mail a: -Ti ents a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Broi-kville, Ont. Uses For Cold Tea Tea that is to lie us-etl for any of 'hi; follow IIIK purposes should be carefully strained to ensure that none of the leaves find their way to the articles. Cold tea will give a heautfiul ebony shade to lace. Add a little to the final rinsing water after the lace lias been washed. Use a mixture of c trong coitl -:! and water for washing varnishing woodwork. Allow the mixture to dry <>n the material, then polish with an uld silk handkerchief. Tea can be used for giving a gloss to mirrors, windows, and glassware. Add ,i generous quantity to the water with which the glass is to be cleaned. High Seas By Cyrus C. Johnson in "Phychology'' I I'are not how the winds may blow If but the winds blow strong. Pray 'end no veering, halting breath To bear my craft along, ' Just a bright, bright ~tar to steer me by < That my ship may not so wrong. ! I care not how the seas may toes j Or ever -he winds may roll i>r :f tie fires of outpost stars j M'f-t be my utmost go*!, j If. Lnvo shall IIP my flaming cross I T.) truide my outcast soul. j To Magic. Isles 'if distant clime I do not sail ajii.,, But :o Eternal Summer Time Am! Ships that I have known. I hall b glad when 'he 'kies are bright And --ini; wht-i; > -k:*'v :r.- jr.:y. _o\ f -i.-ial! ride with mo. And the onu^e ho a long, lout,- way. For the dream '.t ul< And the tale is told Of Ships on a fi(il<ifii Bay. I ride with Beauty oil Treasure Ships Where 'he far aim quays are p)>d. Arid I carry the kiss of a, muther'a '.ips And tje smile of a ^flt- child, And I give all :he gold In a brimming hold i"'ir .1 sung when my hear'" beguiled. These ;:: .'iiourii. O M;t<ri-r of Ships, (With the stars to guide aright), A far-fluni.' sail, a booming breze. And a soiifr wiirn The >-in-ay s white, To know no fear \V!]i'ii the- Port is ntar And a gr'-at dawn lluoii> -h,. Classified Advertising FOB. SAI.-3 PITH OIUJAX "i -IIAFK1. .M.>KKW ;i small but complete electric <ir.i nrKlgned for the sulnii Imn i-liur-li. KOI-I- omtoal ;i :'." ' :iinl cost. Wii'f I'M- MI s'Tiptlvt. fii.'iilnr. F:-;u> '.n l.e?,tr f.irn.tit I'oinpany. Limited. yiS-20 DulTurl u SI., Toronto. Care of Shoes To secure satisfactory wear out of -li.ii-s ihoy must have care. Frequent cleaning and polishing, as well aa alternate wearing, will provide this care. All shoes should be' brushed after each wearing to remove dust. If they take a high polish this should be i'ri- quently given. They should be con- tinually kept in a lusterous state. Cleaning powder, liquids and pastes are now obtainable for every type of shoe, so whether leather or fabric footwear is worn, whatever color or finish, there Is a dressing that will restore the original condi- tion. These compounds will keep the leather soft, will cleanse fabric shoes and keep metallic leathers from tarn- ishing, which nil tends to preserve the attractive ;;]>pearance of the shoes and g've satisfactory wear. <. - A somewhat ni-rvotis woman was about to take a -hoit trip in an aero- plane her first. A- ho climbed into the cockpit she tsulped and eaid to the pilot: "Is this er flight likely to be at all ilan^en.iis'.'" "What!" exclaimed the man, aghast. "Danger- ous? For Jfi.i'i'i!" Club House Rolls One pint of milk, 1 tablespoon sugar, 1 teaspoon salt, butter size of an egg, 3 cups flour, \Tt yeast cake. Sca!d milk; add sugar, salt and butter. Dis- solve the yeast in a little of the milk, i When it has become lukewarm, add to other ingredients, Iheu add flour. Let rise three hours, then add flour to j knead. Let rise again and shape into 'Is by rolling each In.o an oblong shape, brushing with butter and fold- ing. Let rise till very light, then bako In hot oven. If wantei" for supper, start about 10.30 and shape at 4. A New Vogue. At such a period in the (sartorial year it is not possible to insure any- Miing a vogue. But all signs point to a resort and spring season of plaids. Small plaids in woollen mixture*. large diagonal plaids In siilts. Plaids usually bring to mind the multi-color effects common to ging- hams and the bold patterns of coat- ings for sports. The trend now is toward plaids in two colors such a a navy design printed on a red back- ground or a white one on black. Having run the gamut of flora's from diminutive to huge sprawling designs in silks, It !a plausible that the plaid will become a fashionable variation in patterned fabrics. DOT DO rm: HEAD NOISES II 25 u OriMUti Dt!cr.ti<t fillti on until A. O. LEONARD, Inc. N, v, ir |, en,- Feen Irish stew, as served in '.he British Navy. onsiKis uf mutton (.119 lb. to r>() s.iilorsi, potatoes, pear! barley, unions, and "irnipy. "Do you believe that marry lug in haste necessarily means repenting ar leisure?" "Aft<>r a mnn marries he has no leisure." Take Cong: Walks Fat Wen are Told How can ymi walk off your fat if you haven't nny energy to do it? You can take off lat with Kruschen Salts it you will take one - half teaspoon in hot water every moniinff fctfore breakfast, modify your diet andl exercise regularly. There are six different salts in Ivriiwlien that your body organs must Dav if you are to Piijoy goud health. \Vliile you are loiiig fat you will be gaining in vigor, energy, vitality and power of endurance. That means that soon you n-ill be able to walk many milt-s without fatigue and enjoy avery step you walk. l)nig Stows all over Canada sell Kriisclieu Salts, mid a jar cuMs but 75 cents it's a real blessuiij to fat IOR CONST! RATION effective in smaller doses SAFE- SCIENTIFIC Genuine Gratitude Compels Tribute. Mr. Victor Hills, of Thornton Heath, writes: "For many years I have suffered -with that distressing: complaint constipation, and its at- tendant effects of sick-headache and indigestion. It was a red-letter day for me when a friend recommended me a treatment of Carter's Littla Liver Pills, and I can honestly say; that results have been truly mar- velous. I now enjoy good health and feel that life is worth living. The relief I have experienced com- pels me to add my sincere tribute.* Take Carter's Little Liver Pillsu All (Irn.i'irjsts '';""' ;i:ul 75c r.ed pi:;;*. Barley First Plant Sown London. Barley wns probably tho earliest plant cultivated by man, anii the rise of civilization can be dated from the time it was first deliber- ately sown, Dr. E. S. Denven says. Origin of all the present races of cultivated barley, he said, can be traced to the wild form still found In Palestine, Syria and Persia. Barley 7,000 to 10,000 years old has been found by explorers in Egypt, he de- 1 clnred. ACID It arter meals I Singer: ''I'm afraid I didn't A> very well." Wireless Announcer: "Oh, that's nil right! As a matter ot fact, through an error you were announc- ed as 'Zoo Imitations." The oil of Joy is very cheap, and if! you can help the poor on with a gar-j muni of praise, it will b better (or! them than blR-nbets.~Hnrr Orum- ttond. '. G&T RID of your dread of pain after eating. Eat without fear ot "indiges- tion," sour stomneh, dtsagrewible gas or headaches. When your food fermentj, "dis- agrees, 1 lies like H lump in your stom- ach, it's a sign ot too much acid. You need not resort to crude methods take instead an anti-acid that will cor- rect tjie condition. Phillips' Milk of Magnesia. A spoonful ot Oils pleaean't-tastlng, soothing fluid neutralizes many times ita volume in acid. It restores the proper alkaline balance to an *oid- FARMER'S WIFE GETS STRENGTH By Taking Lydia E. Pink- ham's Vegetable Compound soaked stomach and bowels assists these organs to function aa they should. Phillips' Milk of Magnesia IB what you need when a bad breath, coated tongue, headaches, nausea or billious- ness indicates an over-acid condition. | Take a spoonful today and for several ; dayg and see how it sweetens the BJS- trin. You won't be nearly so liable to colds or sickness. AH drugotoreB in ' the Dominion sell It in 60c bottles. Genuine Milk of Magnesia ie always a liqttid never n tabttt. Look for th Wilton, Ont. "I am taking Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Compound through theChang* of Life. It helps me and I cannot praise it too highly. I was troubled with heat flashes and my limbs were heavy so 1 could hardly walk to da my farm work. I saw In the newspaper* your ad about the Vegetibia Com- pound and thought to give it a trial. The tint bottle i me relief and I have told othen it does for me. I am willing for you to use my letter if you choose." MM, D. B. FETORS, Vt '.1 ton, Onterte. ' IMpM ISSUE No.