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, 1 iiere's Really No Cure For Golf A recent news story stated that iTie wife of a well kn<>Wi] plf pi'O" fjS'iional Tas suing for ilivbvce be- t'a'use tne game took him away from home so much. Commenting on the s:ory, one daily suggests that it would be un- fortunate to let golf break up an otherw se happy marriage; and it presents what it considers a way to cure the golf addict of his obsession. It is for the wife to go out to play with her husband â€" and to make a nuisance of herself by humming a little tune when he is preparing to make a shot, systematically topping or slicing her ball, losing it in the rough and in every possible way re- laying him on the round until in sheer disgust he will quit the game. In the alternative, if he refuses to play with her, the sugj;estion is that she organize a foursome with some of her non-playing friends, start out just ahead of his party and refuse to let them through. Well, that might work with some unfortunate henpecked apology for a man; but our own notion is that It would work with reverse English. For unless it is caught in the very earliest stage there is no cure for golf. Any woman who tried that sort of obstruction would, wo fear, soon find herself excess. vely disliked by her "worser half". He would hardly resort to violence ; but he would take refuge in guile and de- ception. .\s soon as he "got wise" to her little scheme he would sneak his clubs out of the house and hie him away to another course where he could be reasonably sure of not being followed. And, being denied the pleasure of telling friend wife all about the wonderful drive he got ' at the 10th and his marvellous re- , covery from the bunker at the 15th and all the rest of it â€" talking about it is half the fun of golf â€" he would ' develop an ingrowing trrouch which « would be more than liable to break J up the happy home. But could a woman carry a scheme like that through? We doubt 'it. If she had any pep at all she ^ would not be satisfied to be a hope- less dub; she would fatch the fever and work her hardest to improve her ' game, so that hubby would not mind playing with her. Xo; there is no real cure for golf. The nearest to it is a b.iii case of chronic arthritis. Demist â€" You needn't open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside. BLUEBELL BSNOER TWINE â€" ATâ€" Manufacture r's Prices Finest Quality 600 and 650 foot grade. Large or Small Balls. Special Prices on Pure Manilla Rope and Wire Cable See our Club Secretary, Co-oper- ative Manager, or write The UNITED FARiVlERS' CO-OPERATIVE CO., Limited Cor. Duke and George Sts. TORONTO, ONTARIO A fly vaa walking with her daugh- ter on the head of a man who was very bald. "How things change, my dear," she said, "when I was your age, this was only a footpath." Busy .Man â€" Young man, my time Is worth $10 an hour, but I'll give you five nijnutes of it. Young salesman â€" In cash, sir? TRAVEL WITH A SMILE Life is like a journey taken on a train, With a stranger passenger at each window pane, I may sit beside ycu all the journey through, Or I may sit elsewhere, never know- ing you; But if fate decree that I sit by your side, Let's be pleasant travelers, for it's so short a ride. ^SCOUTING Here There â- ^^ Everywhere A brother to eitry othir §coui, without regard to race or creed Contests in bridge building and tent- pitching were competition items of a Brantford District Boy Scout Jam- boree. The bridge-building contest was won by the 7th Brantford (Saint Jude's) Troop, and the 10th Troop proved the speediest in erecting the tent. A Northern Ontario country boy ac- cidentally wounded by a gun-shot bled to death because no one knew how to apply a tourniquet. The average Boy Scout knows all about such First Aid, and one on the scene probably could have saved this boy's life. Which in- dicate the desirability of having all lads enrolled in an organization that provides this necessary training. â€" The Peel Gazette. Man â€" I'm sorry, btit I made It a rule never to lend money. It ruins friendship. Friend â€" That's O.K. But we were never what you might call close friends, were wo? The fabled goose that laid the gold- en egg, i;ot killed, but the stork con- tinues to do business unmolested. Polite Waitress â€" Lovely wealiior wo are having today, sir. .\bsent-mindoil Patron â€" All right. bring me some. READ IT OR NOT In Manhattan. Xcw Variv. annually there are appro.ximately 44.199 births, 37..")16 marrip.sf's and 3:i.lC2 deaths. A triile more expended fcr good- will ointment and not quite so much for sandpaper would make thin.ss run a lot smoother in this old world. Boarder â€" We've had chicken four times this week. Visitor â€" Four chickens! This must be a great board in.:^ place I Boarder â€" Oh. it was the samo chicken. • The man who does his best today will be a hard m;in to beat tomor- row. Most lawyers you see with the iai-' formation you want at their flngor tips are thumbiis? a volume in the- supreme court library. It is too bad so many people civo up dancing after they are married. That's about the only times they put their arms around each other. First Ollice Boy â€" tIk? boss called me into con.sult:i;ioa today. Second Office Pny â€" G'wahl First Olllce Bey â€" The boss had a dispute with his general manager as to who was leadiii',- th.o league just now in battin.g. Diner â€" Waiter. I want fresh eggs or none at all. Waiter â€" Yes. sir. We have some nice pork sausages. Time is oni^ of the nio.^t precious things on earth, yet most people spend it lavishly. Twins were born on a farm of Wat- son brothers, near Conrich. .Vita. The proud mother is a Porchcrou mare. Dual births among horses average about. one in lO.noo, livc=tock records show. *-i*'^ • , â- * If Four Cylinder Wins For the fourtli year in succ«?sal(>n, a car powered by a four cylinder engine won the Amertean racing ct.isslc at Incll.anapolls, at the rate of 113. 5S0 mllea per hour for the 500 miles. The .seci'nd winnlns «ar In this r:ico was similarly powered; Uio third cnr had an eight cylinder eni;ine. The real Importance of these wins is the sta:ii- Jna and durabUlty uver the competing six and eight cylinder cars. These qualities can be reaillly seen when the Winys 37 engine Is studied against other engines of similar capacity. Continued evident of the practical practical value of the Boy Scout train- ing has recently brought the gift of Hcadcjuarters Build;a^; to Scouts ia three Ontario towns. A new clubhouse for the Scouts cf Parry Sound v.as re- ci'nlly opened by Hij Worship ?iIayor Jackson and members of the town council, the b',;ilding in A"ricuUui-a Park havia:; been givca the Scouts by the Council. At S:.:n:a .'drs. W. .T. Hunna presented a frame buiidi:;g at Elgin Street for use as a Headquar- ters for the Local Boy Scouts Associa- tion, to be known as Coronation Hall. At Tillsonburg the Bell Telephone Company were the donors of a build- ing on the condition that the Scouts removed it to a site given by Miss Cora Aaderson. The structure was frame, with a brick veneer. The thrifty Scouts negotiated a sale of the bricks, and at cnce began stripping them off. When presenting a large Union Jack to the tovvn nf Brampton at a meeting of the town council. Mrs. M. Sharpe. Regent of Peel Repiment Chapter I. 0. D. E.. paid a tribute to the loyal services rendered by the Boy Scouts in each lay raising and lowering the flags for several years. The new flag is presented the town each year by the I.O.D.E. Following the e:canipio cf Scout R,^- forestration Work c:;rried oLi for :;orae y^::rs at Angus. Oct.. the Scouts of Fort Er!-' this spring planted TO.) young !:apiiii;rs near the Scout Cabin en Rid.ro U:::\d. and the Boys of the 1st Beam^v-r.e Tr.ori plautrd W') trees in "ho ;r;;nio rr.:scrvj souiii of that toT.-n. Social Creait Leaders ^ ^^--.^ •1 .^ .j}'^ •S'^ *"S»«:;^;t^.jiii-:t^^ G. L. ;.:.>:!.:-;-h!::n. c;:.;:.a;:an •; A.- ;ia^< • above at left r.s hi arrived o:\ \'m Cvr\::. Pov.ell, person:;! repic.Hntati'e oi' y.r.'cr '. (â- â€¢â€¢;.::; !;,â- .;:.! i- ; -•: or Ai:rai^i;', v :f i ('. tiie ial Cre lit Thccry. ?e-ia! Crc:! t :â- '::' Raismi^ CoIi3 h Ko Cine ch J-lS L^Zs (By nt;;-.t;cus, \n the G. Bcacon-IIcraU!.) f.K-d S «M.»Rirnis»s TOROiN.v) DELIVEKED PRICK $759 UP De Luxe Equipment Extra Horses like men, get old. No or.s would expect an old man to i-o a':!,' to keep up his end cf the day'.s v.oi'.j as easily as a yoanp: man. Nor cnn wo e.xpcct an old horse to pull the plow up and down the field \v;::i quite the speed and kecnntss of a five-ycar-oM. Just as ago cree;:.; upon a man and weakens him long ere he is ruite ready to admit that ho is getting old, so n.go comes (J our horses v/hile we still think thc;-e should be a few good years left in them. During the winter one of the o'der horses on the farm came to the en. I of the number of days that were al- lotted to him. Two more of the farm horses are getting to be very near the same age, and a day's work tells on them to a far greater extent than it does on the younger animal.-*. At best it will be only a few more year.; till they, too will have reachcii the end of their period of labor. On farms where no colts are raised the death of one horse usually nuar..; the purchn.se of another and younr: r one to take his place. Rcasonaldy sound and typy horses are in good demand ami good prices are rcalir.ed on this class of stock. In theory at least it should be a good policy to raise a few colts to replace the worn out animal.s. In fact, if colts are regularly raised tliere ought to be a hcrse to sell every year or so, and nane of the animals need be kept un- til old ago weakens and finnllv kills them. • » • •Vow mind, that is all tlieory. It doesn't tal;e into account the number of colts that will for some reason or other, not survive those jivst trvin" iu-ys cf c-il.l: \vc ur.(:er:^a:'.d 'oirt-i cf a f' farirs v.l; re !-ap.; th::i, lo •'.â- .â- >re ;•. , â- ..';•. 1 tj any i.thc Th s y-.r. us ta bi:y A Part Term$ a$ lote at $189.9Q ^ov.n and ;! :7.00 njon'.thly •>1 ly 4^» •St I ^rain '^ros* Limited 863 BAY STREET TORONTO RA. 2119 Willys Distributors Waiy. Used Car Lotâ€" 1153-55 Bay St. RA. 7000 (Ontario Dealer Franchises .â- Vvailable) 45-Foot Cruiser For Sale New Chrysler 6-CyIinder Mar- ine Engine with V Typo drive. Straight fun boat with bunks for tive people. Will carry more than thirty passengers. Boat in first class condition. Fully equipped with Toilet, Radio, Refrigerator, Cupboards, etc. Price â€" $1, SCO- KENNEDY & MENTON 421 College St., Toronto 7C' ' â€" '• t "â- v.> â€" -^Z) Ha r'.:;: a colt, as is a vi ry tiilTerent l:'.:-r a tal:'. The ; a r.al o jnt on • th'v arj rals.:d. Pcv- lo bfc.ii;;-.' farmers are •- 1 t;) tl'or !l.>;-.<o:i than c'a;;;i cf s'.e.-k ll'.oy Ix'ep. g it v.-:-3 n-ces.ary for no;h;r horse. Real:;:ing that in a fcv.- more ycr.rs cthvr iiors.s ri'.ust be re-laced, v.e decide 1 t.i tind out :f ra:;:l::'r o-.:r ev.-n work horses v.ould v.orl: out in a:tual practice as attrnctivcl." a;; it tlocs in theory. .Vn in-fcal ma.-o was th-.'rerori' purch.i.-;- ed and a week or ten days ngo, she prcsonteil us wit-li what promises to bo a fairly gi^od colt. This youngster Is the lirst fca! t.> be born on this farm in the la.-Jt "0 years. Normally th.- foal shnuld gr^w and in two or three years become a valu- able work horse. Tliat is according to theory, but thccry docr-n't take in: > considcr;'.tlon the disease.'! an 1 accidents that may be visited upcn a farm horse of the youngest gentra- lien. T.vlay tliough she is a play- seiiie colt, tiiat i-harcs tl;e b.ix stall wit'i her KLithrr or gallops round wiiile th â-  n;are i? o;!t en grass a few heurs each i':!;-. v.p t:-> date the ex- periment is ]''0 per cent succcs.m'uI. « * « When yen buy a hor^e you can aJ- way.; ask the previous owi<.er what lie calls it. for a horse must have a name. Witii the foal you ra'se one has the i)rlvilege of picking a name. Xov.- a horse does not want a big family name. Something short and easy to say is far more appropriate. Some hcrscs are inclined to be a bit lazy at times and the driver may feel inclined to give them a yell. .At such tin: s a short name like "Mike,'' "Bi r' /jr "Tom"' comes in very nice. If the teamster is inclined to do a of "cussing" should one of the plow steam step over the traces, ho does not w;ant to be bothered with a "sissified" name. S-) here we are right up against a brand new experiment, as far as this farm is concerned, and since we bought that brood mare we have re- issue No. 26â€" '37 câ€" 1 ceivcd as much advice about raising a foal as afiy city man startij^ out fanning. The general opinion seems to be th^t there is a good deal of luck attached to the business. Everyone expresses the opinion, that it pays to raise coits, "providing you have lucK." In the next year or two we will try to find out if we Imve any "luck" in raising our own work horses. Weird Collection Shipped to C.N.E. Zoo There Is now being assembled in Georgetown, Demerara, South .Amer- ica, a large consignment of strange animals and birds for the children'r, zoo at the Canadian National Exhi- bition. Native hunters and trappers have been engaged for months in the rounding up of the collection. It will include giant ant-eaters, jaguars, tap rs, many specimens of gaily plu- maged birds and a wide variety of reptiles. -A feature of the collection that promises to "steal the show" as far as the children are concerned is a shipment of tiny marmosets, smallest of the monkey family. The consign- ment comes in compliance with the request of William Charles, Canadian reprcser.tative of Booker Bros. & Mc- Connoll. Li.nited, of Georgetown. -•Vftsr the Exhibition the animals and birds v.-ill find a home in the River- dale Zoo. Ths Empire's Way .Anctlior coronation visitor from .'^oiuh .Virica belongs in a tiifferent ilats from Kitvj: Yeta Til of Barotse- land. Ho is General J. B. M- Hert- I'.OL'. nitre Minister of the Union of b'ou'li .\frica. He seem.n to l)e en- â- iiyimr hirr.-'^eif greatly in the picture '.V 'h George VI and a couple of other Fringe Ministers. Stanley Baldwin and .Mackenzie Kins, all in livilian moi'nin'T thess. Thiity-iive years asro. more or less. General IIe:t:rg. at the head of a T' er comp.iando. was doing liis be: t til make !ii;:;self liisagveeable tj liiorge \i".-; -rreat-irrandinolher. Vic- t;ir a. anii hii- sdu and successor. Ed- v.anl Vil. The be^t British Prime .' .Ir.i.-tirs tl'at South Africa has pro- ciu-vJ 'J t their start in life ti'.:hting the i;'.i-i.--h l"m!)ire anii almost fi^rht- i.-.f it ti a st.mdsti'l: :il;e General .•â- _';â- .. :;s .Aft.n- the war General Hert- â- /eg went nt:-) p)!il:cs and c-.)r.tmued t,> iv.altp hii"solf iiisa'.rreeable as the lead r of '. l\e *':u:on:'.i:st opposition. But time l-.:;.! been kr.own t.) work wonders ar.J the Britii^h Expire has a v.-iiy witli it. â€" Xe>v Yltk Tlrr.es. J C'c cf Pancrsas Fcr Cn^ Pcund of i~sizlin TOi;o-:T.\-The chemieal ;:ro,-os. by v.-hi.'i a â-  n o( iieef ;-anorca.-= is t'.an.-fi:;-:-'.' ! i:;-.;i a pound of insu'in. nvtiluaHle in the treatinent ot dia- i.'e-.'.'S. ««:; (!e.-.-.-.;)e i :>y D. A. Scott o;' th.' l'::-lvc..-,ty of Toro.'it-.i before the Ar.H'ri- an Institute ef Chcinic.il M;y,-ine.-rs i;i convention here-. lns-:!':i has b.^cii a h.iti.s; h,.]d word .-::-ce 1:'JL'. when it v.as dis.-i". L-red by t'lr K'-e.:erick G. Bantin;.' an.! Dr. C. H. Be^t. University ef Tor:mio vc-.:-.rc!:er>. D abctes siffcreis in all I>ari.^ of ;lie world are v..>a:ed with it. but th.' su!-stanee mu.-^t pass vy^- vn\i ti'its l.-efore it leaves th^.- laii- I y.i'.ery f.>r dl.".."' utinit, .^Ir. Seolt e::v:ilained. In U)0-;'ounl lots, pancreas fn>m fr.-shly klll.'d heoves is minced and put threii^'h a purifying pr(Kvss. The p::ri!:.-.l ii:s;:lin is dissolvi-d and .ster lized in a '^'old-plated filter which prevents a metallio contntnina'.i.'ii. The potency of the insulin solution is ii'.e-. ..'rt'ii !\v the rcactiot^s of rab- bits and r-.i,-e inoculated with it. Still n-.ore tests follow and tbe ui- sulin is in'srcd upon by a coniniitt.'c whe â-  'he t.-^is ave du'plcntcd. Bnl'; in:u:liii i.- diluted to the desired strength ai-.il the solution is a,'ain filtered an ! assavel. It is then (i^lltd :i;to hard glass via!;;, tested for steril- ity e;ie.' ntore and is linally r.- ly f r di.'.tin'";!:ien. • â-  . .\::d ;h:' sl;ui:k, wlia'.cv,';- l, ., virtt:cs. is it >r J;, t the kind o;" -i ;â- ; t one w. .lid l;l;o to have rui.nl:;.: ai-oim.! the â- rarden. il,. is rc-i;',- l" an-.ong i,;hei- thincs. tj ;;c a â- .,â- :-. nt ral ',r of chick. n-coops. It is wliii his 'nan i'.aldts. n t hi; virttiis. tr..;: \vo imve u.nforf.:: ;,:oly i'ccenie familiar In :h s province. .\i the In.t .-ns^l.-a of the Legislauue there v.as a .-^cnt-nvhat heated .i.dute as to whct'Kr the Mln.iscer of Agri- cu.ttn-e was net beui.; "gyrpcii'' in paying the provincial bounty on skunk snouts bootlegged in from the oihtr provinces. This was a iiucstion affecting sole- ly the value received from the money expendeil. .\obo.iy suggested that the bounty should be abolished for the skunk's benefit.â€" Charlottetown Guardian. Nice Headwork When two Philadelphia reporters were recently caught in a wholesale raid of a night club, they whipped out their pencils, showed the r pidice I ards and convinced the cops they were only covering the event. there's OGDEN'S' in the air/ No mistaking that "tomelhing In the air" when you light up the cigarette you've rolled with Ogden's Fine Cut. Fragrance that lingers like a soothing melody â€" sweet and satisfying from beginningtoend. "/ou'll reoliie what Ogden's can do when you roll It with the best papers, "Cnantecler" or "Vogue." â€" And there's a bigger 1 3c. package P.S.â€" Your Pi Knows Ogden's Cut Plug OGDEN'S FINE CUT Arousing Child's Interest in Work It's One of the Many Duties Par- ents Tyiust Undertake To get ciiildren to tackle a job often takes all the ingenuity the mi tb.er can summon, not because they are children, but because they are human, and for every child wno hates t) pitch in. there is his coun- terpart in the adiit v.orld. i'here are two kinds of work, the routine occupations <f ilaily lile that liccome sejun 1 nature a-d. requ re no .p. articular shove, ati'l the ex'.ra- rout'.f.e ta.-ks that take will and de- termination. .N'ovs. ail children wiil do tl-.e for- mer rather willingly, according to training. N'othing becomes routine, or habit, unless repented until it be- contes part of life. But the ir.nilile w ;h the exveptiona! joi) is .i-gion. School, errnnds an.d a few easy chores comprise tlie child's u.sual pi-ogrn.:n. Sucii thing's are good for him. for otherwi.--e. he uouKi never e.-t: bi'.sii any work hn';:t at all. Ho is likely, h.n.ve'-cr. to ei-nsider any :'aU\cxI ta:-k ojt^ide of I'.is expected r.. |!i'n: i.Jilit.vs nil : vv :â- â- '- on. 'ronti.i li..- ; ;e.'udiee. 'nut ea»h moti'.er w:i: itavo "t > st.;dy her child's dis- nis;;i"n and rencli doi-p mt.) his in- tcr.:s; and ^motional ntnke-;;p. Scadding's Mervc V.'he;: it comes to "nei'-L-", .\''red Sen, 111. n,:. snrvivor of the niemora'jle Moose KiviT ni'i'.e rescue, may be !e;;.i:!eil as exeo;)lioi;..i. .X't.vith- siandiiitr his ex;'er;e"ee at Moi>.~e '1' "( r. .Scadding celkloMied tl:e t'ust ;;ni))vor.:ary of his tcsc.e by g dng <\^-'-n l.'J'JO r. et i:: .i ci'..l mine .it ^;-. 11a; ton. N.S.. an.i r.L-.er 'natted an (•vidn:-h. â€" r- 'ckv !lo ll-conler ;\nd limes. ClasoISed Adveriising \ ;:,TS \v.\:-T.::^ i;.L H.Wr: .\ I't-'V VA â- .\Nci;;i »»•!: sri;.L H,\v '» ..â- -. V ;! .â- â- :i ;:ii; :â-  t r : ur : ;i;i;y. ::vt::;-;-;.v:.; ^' "'â- ""â-  '• '• -v Ni- â-  r. U !•;•.â-  â- '«â-  i- â- ..â- â€¢X. v> â-  • •:â-  Kv '.n:. :-â- â€¢:â- :.:::< (â- '>'%â-  ;;. ..â- ' ;••>;: - r 1 Ll:!l.Vvi. 'â- 'â-  H FREE CZi.Ul S'FA^,;TdJ5S I'e one .â- â€¢ •â- .:<• i.iroo â-  ;y ; ..-:â- ."•-: to eec a n^atid nev I'm" sire.'.n.'linet staiti OSS ,\\M"i;.H( U. I 'I -iepnra.or Fi;MM; se::d postal -07 llr.try Blank nnd 'How ii. cut se-ntnting costs in Half"; ii'tiiin-: to iv.y ^•.n^;>ly express your ofinion. .And.'c.-^s .A.M^LIIJ HOirn. Cooai 1-;!. .^.mr.ia, Ont. BITES Inject, itnako, or animal . iho bc»t treatment t> plenty of Mtnard's at once. U ' 30 sooihci. heals and clcanite«. Drams cut the poison l'