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THE NEW TANNERTHURSDAY, AUGUST 26, 2010 7GRAPEVINENew businesstaken on August 17 showed ac-Rockwoods loss will be Ac-ceptable levels of bacteria. To tons gain when Tanya Orton find out which Halton beaches relocates her gift shop/art gal-are unsafe due to poor water lery this fall. Orton is worried quality call 1-866-442-5866.that the reconstruction of High-Literacy helpway 7 through Rockwood next Want to upgrade your comput-spring and summer will ruin her er skills? Literacy North Halton business, so she decided to re-is offering several skills train-locate to Acton when her lease ing programs for adults who are runs out at the end of October.looking for jobs. Daytime and Shell move her business evening classes will be offered Bergamot to the former Acton in Acton.BIA office on Mill Street.Literacy North Halton is also Volunteers neededlooking for volunteer tutors to SAVIS - the Sexual Assault help adults with reading, com-and Violence Intervention Ser-prehension, writing, math and vices of Halton - is looking for basic computer skills. Volun-volunteers to help with a wide teers are asked to commit to range of services including the three hours per week for min-crisis line, community events imum of six months.and the Board of Directors.For details call 905-873-2200 CHILDS PLAY: Climbing the dragon was the name of the game Wednesday for 3-year-old Se-A volunteer orientation will or visit www.literacynh.orgbastian (left) and 4 1/2-year-old Gabriel, both of Acton. - Marie Shadbolt photobe held on September 30 from HERE! Tour6:30 to 8:30 p.m., and 32 hours HERE! - the Halton Enablers of training begins October 14. of Renewable Energy - is host-For details call Natalie at 905-ing a renewable energy tour Changes in attitude825-3622.in Acton on August 29 from Missing canes1 to 4 p.m. Pole-mounted and Some people have commented uninsured drivers in Ontario. If that Have you seen wooden canes roof-mounted photovoltaic in-that I seem to be more irritable is true, and those illegal drivers had The Wayanywhere in Acton? An elderly stallations, which are generating lately. In thinking about it, I am paid insurance premiums, then resident has lost two canes in income under the MicroFIT pro-I See Ittemped to write off the change in perhaps the insurance companies the past month and would dear-gram, and a geothermal system attitude to old age. Upon further would give the rest of us a break. ly love to get them back. One are on the tour. Experts will be contemplation however, I have to Dont count on that last part.withantique cane with a metal exten-available to explain how effi-agree that I am becoming more ***Mike OLearysion on the end has sentimental cient the systems are at heating crabby. There are good reasons I read where a golfer hit not one, value. The other cane has the and cooling homes. For infor-though.but three holes-in-one over a six-initialsanyone so juvenile can be allowed JRH inscribed inside mation call 905-299-2327. Number one on my hit parade week period. Not only that, but he to drive. Theyre a menace plain had another three over the last 20 the crook. If you find either of Equi-Challengeis Dalton McDither, but not for and simple. Were talking about the reason you may think. Im years. Ive been playing golf for these canes, please take them to Famed Thoroughbred ra-still angry about the financial mis-being in heavy, heavy traffic here.over 50 years. In youth, I was re-the Halton police sub-station on cing legend Sandy Hawley will management I have the same disgust for driv-that is the hallmark of garded as a pretty good golfer, the Queen Street.navigate a show jumping ring his government. Doners who think they are in the Indy t get me go-result of working at a golf course, Library fun instead of the backstretch 500. Why drive 30 or 40 kilometres ing on the HST, eco fee or online caddying in grade school through Kids have until September on August 26 at Halton Place, gambling. What upsets me eachfaster than the traffic flow? Is the university. During all that time, 3 to enter the librarys second the equestrian centre in rural andobject of the exercise to get to the every morning and night is his Ive never had a hole-in-one. Non-annual Ink Writing Project - a Acton. Hawley will compete in ban on herbicides. My next traffic jam first? These types lawn has golfers just wont understand.creative writing and illustration the Equi-Challenge which will been taken over by crabgrass.are really dangerous and is one Ive hit countless pins, had shots contest for kids in Grades four showcase high profile names in Im not an avid gardenerreason why I support the racing , as my drop centimetres from the cup, through 12. Submission forms the equestrian world compet-neighbours can attest law. I would take things a little to, but for had many spin out of the cup, but are available at the River Street ing in a team-style competition overfurther though. I think in addition 25 years our lawn had always never had one drop. No wonder branch, or visit www.hhpl.on.ca featuring jockeys, polo play-been to heavy fines and losing the car, thick and healthy. Not this Im crabby. and click on Kids. For more ers, show jumpers and western yearI would kneecap them and leave . Crabgrass has taken over. ***information call 519-853-0301. barrel racers. For details call Please donthem bleeding in the ditch.t write in to suggest It was just a matter of time. A There are 12 $50 prizes to be 905-880-8053.pulling I have great respect for truckers. the *#%&% stuff out young man is challenging the new awarded.Dunk cashsee Its hard not to when youre in a the first line in this paragraph. zero tolerance law for young driv-***Thanks to the willingness of Nor do I want car and theyre behind the wheel of to poison the earth. ers in the courts. Hes claiming his Kids signed up for the Sum-two Acton Baptist church mem-Were not a 10-ton behemoth. One thing they looking to liberally charter rights are being infringed mer Reading Club also have bers to get wet repeatedly apply Agent Orange or 2-4D.do however that upsets me is when upon because of his age. This is until September 3 to bring in - Actons FoodShare food bank All I need one rig overtakes another by go-is some weed and no slam dunk case for the Crown. their calendars and to collect is $225 richer. People made feed, but my ing five kilometres an hour faster. landscaper tells me I Ever since the Constitution was their prizes for reading over the donations as church members canUsually this happens when going t get it. Golf courses can, but repatriated and the Charter was uphill. Rush hour traffic stacks up the rest of us cant because of Dal-proclaimed, lawyers and judges summer.Clarence and Stephanie Good-behind up behind them until the tons regulations. Cant use it for have been making the law on im-Beach safeing were repeatedly dropped cosmetic applications way is clear for cars to pass. I real-to control portant issues of the day.The water at the Old Beach into water in a dunk tank during weeds ize trucks pay big time road taxes, in our grass. So, every time I remember when we were the in Prospect Park was safe for the recent Leathertown Festi-I but that doesnt give them the right leave the house I am reminded Dominion of Canada. Repatriating swimming last week as samples val.to screw up traffic flow.that Daltons nanny state regula-the Constitution didnt make my ***tions wrecked my lawn. life better or worse. Other than a CurrentCar insurance is in the news Luckily, I have a large lot. make work instrument for lawyers, Maybe again. Coverage is going down I should paint a few flag-neither did the Charter.Communityand rates are going up. I dont sticks and declare it to be a golf Lately, the news has been full mind paying for value received, but course. Then I could get rid of the of the plight of a boat load of News.when these same companies try to crabgrass. refugees from Sri Lanka. Most weasel out of paying claims after ***Canadians dont realize that from Your hometown newspaperan accident and then cry poor, I get I spend quite a bit of time on the time they sailed into Canadian Highway crabby. When they reduce coverage 401 during the summer. waters, they received the same while raising premiums, I become The fools who change over three Charter rights that we enjoy. That crabbier.lanes of traffic then back again in makes me crabby.373 Queen St. E - Unit 1MPP Frank Klees suggests there order to pick up one or two car No wonder Im turning into a Acton, Ontario L7J2N2are between 400,000 and 800,000 lengths just make me wonder how curmudgeon. Its not just age.519-853-0051