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Wednesday April 1979 Police launch traffic tickets for children m Hilton w ho break Ihe rules f the r may be issued with j traffic liekcl ihe fort lei curb ihe number f accidents pedestrian and bicyclists are in return lu Iht polite however could result bung laid Should i police issue i second ticket Id person under 16 it will turned over to tin bureau for fullow up Police safely officer in an interview that were five children in none killed In I accidents in One in 197B In I5childrenwcreinj none killed District One is Hills and urban Milton In region children were injured none killed in iccidenls In 1978 were injured and one killed i in Burlington he said said under the traffic Act a bicycle is considered be a vehicle thus subject provisions the illations if muiiicipil bylaws are also to produce ti said lint is ffieer I is pie iscd lo I ilk I i To view more than welldesigned quality homes of every type send for current pubhcalion of the Home Plan Catalogue avail able for IJ2 postage and hand ling Make all cheques and money order- pay able lo Plan of the Week and mod PI OF THE o The Independent or free Press olumbia Street New Westminister lr feel the safcu f be end irstil by enforcement laws Hill I He said Hilton I duuliun has agreed Kadi road safety in schools and he has suggested schools sessions during school hours He said the majority of bicyclists are in ides four and five and ihe police arc suggesting Ihat leaching rules of road safely and laws be started in grade four We are recom mending children under grade four to be riding on ihe road unless child is exceptionally good and I his is entirely in the hands of parents he said The purpose of the program is not charge the child but to prevent he said ll something dreadful to accident We re concerned lie safety if child UPPER FLOOR It was one of those days crew hopes to land association who flew with Trans Canada Airlines between and Two residents Marsh Helen in ire in ihimni of TCA people so th it i convention tin be held next year at Toronto The pair arc attempt to arrange Ihe reunion around events and duruif three days lu in mind activities for spouses not interested in chatter and gossip reads flyer used to flush former com What is needed Is an idea how many night will appear A nominal sum of is also needed for membership in the association Also is name for group We need the hacking of i formed association some order the Intel eon limit further would hope fully bo sent before Ihe end of this April At least 17i people have interest address Sky Place Ontario NIG IMG and Helen Mctwan is 71 Vanier Drive Guelph Ontario NIG Coolingoff rejected Hills general committee refused to a resolution from Town of asking ihe Attorney General of Ontario have hour cooling off period in real estate I hey simply received and filed which sough I legislation have Ihe hour cooling off period on agreements of purchase The petition claimed the public and senior clti in particular fre quently sign documents without legal advice from the I knew it was a day I stood in bed a third rate pugilist Klngfish once said after being flattened by the heavy weight Joe Louis in round one I up took a lug at the strap of my to lake il off and wash broke Nothing serious Cheap plastic junk Bui il turned out be applied the watch by one of those unseen who of your socks in the wash and pro duce four extra beer bottles when every case of empties full probably never be able to wear the witch again unless I glue it to my Serves me right I hadn a walch for years and never felt the need for one Hut my wife me this one last summer in duly free shop London airport And now find myself neurotically flipping up mj cuff and glaring at ihe hair on my lefi wrist like all the other anxittv hounds m Ihe who are no guing my where don know the time but are flipping up iheir like trained seals and looking their watches needs a watch lift is without ihe evidence in a link dnl The very word his nothing but connotations Witch it you re dome there out your late movie Walch vuur wife Witch thai guv hanging around your whit you say in mixed company K I shrugged off the watch Went down and got Usually its and tea This particular morning I had mure lime so I fixed the works real coffee bacon fried bread and a nice sloppy fried egg on lop of bread A drooly breakfast Thought 1 col in my favorite chair in ihe living roam and read my paper in spring sunshine pouring in the window So put my grub on the kitchen counter and cutting the fried bread and egg into bilesue pieces so I d need only one hand The plalc slipped off counter sprayed grease all over he front of my pants and smashed to on the floor I a most like few words salvaged the bacon from under the sink and started cleaning up Have you ever tried to wipe up just one lousy semi fried egg from a kitchen floor II reminded me of the old days when I d drop a quart milk and sponge up whal seemed like a gallon of milk And wis ihe first lime had to change my pants since I was about two Well I should hat slopped right Ihere lo the skin and gone back lo bed Hut as faithful readers know I thai bad come in threes ind then vou have a good streak I was going to buy a ear fnm chip that day With impeccable logic I reckoned one more minor disaster would occur ind I be home free for a while If didnt the ear would be a lemin complete trio and I wouidn I I did The minor disaster I sailed of the house figuring I d slip and break an el bow or the ear start Nothing of Sluck my hand my coat pockel No keys No car keys No house keys And Stood at he back door dingdonging like crazy for five minutes I was going to climb in Ihe cellar window and wreck my second pair of pants finally the Old Lady appeared Shed been in the bath tub was nol with our marital state Grease all over the my watch busted and the second last set of plates also busied She fell like busting me Anyway I finally off with a light heart The three baddies had happened and the rest of the day would be glorious car a winner everything golden Well you probably know rest Late for work Thirteen decisions to make at same A hair in my grilled cheese at lunch Lukewarm coffee Banker who had pro mised me the loan out to lunch for two hours Tried to sneak in a quick visit to doctor for allergy shots and he forgot I was there for an hour Late for my appointment to meet car seller We d both forgotten to pick up the safety check certificate Rushed off to he garage telling car seller and wife to wait for me at licensing bureau Arrived garage breathless still lime Nobody home but gas pump jockey Mechanics out jogging Jogging Phoned license bureau to tell short ill tempered seller with beard to hang on They see him since I left Wait minutes Sweat gasping meclnnlcs arrive sign certificate Rushed back to license bureau No sign of car seller inside or out Got all papers Waiting fuming inside them out side Turkey probably gone bank or something A five lo five phoned his apartment He was there He and his wife had the license bureau Inot enough brims in and keep warm had de cided I d changed my mind and wouidn be back and were at the moment packing to go the city for a week my car And he license closed at five Tottered home in a daze expecting the house be burned down and my wife pregnant Or vice versa the ways things were going And then I laugh And laugh hid to be administered a strong dose of cough medicine cool me Somebody once said he Lord works in mysterious ways He sure docs He had against me thai cold March day Maybe it was lousy car and He was trying to warn me