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as net Wednesday May 1979 Eden Mills Hawaiian weekend Mr The Brownies enjoyed the lont weekend it II lime Hit Island of Hawaii lit iw in food les They made their in er skirts of is Mill is leis did dint Thev had from Hawaii in queen eompk It with iho was Mrs AnnUieswnrtliisttll on crutches from her broken ankle one of tilt monies burnt offering of a pig made of paper was made Brownies are on Thursday until fall Mrs Stephanie rurow ski the weekend with Mr and Mrs Turowski After a tasty pot luck luncheon it the annual spring cleaning the Presbyterian Women held a short business meeting The treasury showed a nice balance from the booth it sale of the late Mrs J new vac cleaner is be pur chased for the church and the donation fram the baptism lunch ton is be used to hint the bowl the christen ing fonl re silvered The meeting closed with prayer by The 117th anniversary of the Eden Mills Presbj Sum 1 conducted by the Carrie also sang i solo The ehoir w s delightful with their Steven added his trumpet Mrs Hit i spent tile of Mr kind Mr ind Mrs I- red enjoyed dij at tie Pntehell ion held at Town ship Park Mr and Mrs Eric and Bob were guests it a Jack and Jill party in in honor of Lawson and Tim Fllmtt who are planning marriage for June Miss Cindy daughter of Mr and Mrs George formerly of Eden Mills Acton was feted at a bridal shower hosted by Mrs Terry Hamilton of Guests from the village were Mrs Ron Markell Mrs Joe Lastly Heather Mrs and Mrs J Mrs G MacDougall Mrs Anna Wilson Mrs Alma Wettlaufcr of it tended Open House at Be I wood grocery store honoring the owner Mrs Jean Bryan who has been in business there for over years Over lOO people registered for this happy Ospnnge Brenda Bruce receives degree by Doris Fine Mr and Mrs Byron Bruce and Bradley at tended the convocation at the Ontario Teachers Education College Toronto on Thursday May when their daughter received her Bachelor of degree Stevenson con erred the degrees The OTEC choir with the Toronto Brass gave choral selections on the program of which Brenda is a member Bruce is presently employed with the students awards branch at the Ministry of Colleges and Universities at Queen Park Toronto Mr and Mrs James Smith and Mr and Mrs Don Harmon from by visited with Mr and Mrs Howard Other visitors were Mrs Marion Carter and Mrs Pans A group of parents sola cm Want a QUALITY home We have a four bedroom 2 storey home in Georgetown s Park area featuing natural pine trim and doors a large ground floor famly room with brick fireplace ground floor laundry room big yard with private deck for summer suppers Call Stephen P Saxe S Realtor Sales representative Wendy Saxe 877 Smileys ebullience erases depression are a lot of depressed people in the world for one reason or another illness menial or physical poverty insecurity unrequited love you name It difficult for mc to understand depression I have a natural tranquility and sometimes even a spot of ebullience This is either from or good luck and 1 not bragging about it when feel i ebullience coming on which i plants to raise money for the Creative Playground at Ospringe school The response was over whelming and was appreciated wholehe artedly Mrs was organist at her nephew wedding last Friday at Warren Mr Schotsch Heidi and Michael also attended the wedding of Michael Lablnc and Col leen The Erin and Youth group of the church went on a weekend retreat to Crief Hills for their last meeting There were ten members in the group with their leaders Mr and Mrs Russell White Mrs Vernon Stewart t- First houses The first two houses on Bower Ave were those of Eli Snider and Thomas Moore according to Acton Days bit of iiuumig on is almost every day 1 have take something for it just as the depressed person has tn take an elevator pill to get out of the If I come down in the morning feeling fairly ebullient I take a small downer to get me down with the normal level of misanthropy pick up the morning paper Thisdepresses me sufficiently that lean get through the day driving my and students silly with sheer cheerfulness If my ebullience starts to build up during the day after several brilliant lessons the solving of some teachers frantic problems and the crafty evasion of the latest edict from the administration I tine to lake something to cool me down when I get home from work So I pick up evening paper This depresses me that I can go to bed without chuckling myself awake at the folly of mankind If evening paper 1 cool me out enough I listen the late news and feo lo he sack with the dense gloom that insures sleep tht only escape from There nothing to quiet your jolliness like si me of these items Board To ire Teachers when your only daughter with three degrees and twu children is in her first year teaching and bound to be one of the casualties Or this one Cancer Dooms Miners Lung cancer deaths among hardrock miners are almost double those of men in other jobs I knew this years ago So did Ihe mines bo did the government So has been done in the interval How about Food Costs May Soar That about as startling as reading in November Winter may come They have already soared of sight The headline should have read Rocket in of Soar There nothing to take the extra ebullience out of a fellow like news stories that tell us Canada nuclear plants are not all that safe or that the country is GO zillion or something dollars in debt or that your property taxes are going up per cent this year No I don t know what I do without the I d probably spring out of bed in the morning singing gaily Here hath been dawning Another new day Think Wilt thou let it Slip useless away I probably come chortling downstairs and cook up a big breakfast of bacon and eggs and real coffee instead of m usual tea and and jam sandwich My wife doesn eat anything leave her a dirty big mess in the kitchen to clean up Then I d sail off I so happy with life that I be gawking around at the wonders of nature and probably run over somebody beloved dog And when I d got to school buzzing with ebullience the kids would likely cheer lustily instead of roiling their eyes and groaning when I announced we were going lo learn some goody grammar That cheer would disturb the rest of the school f Ihe whole day and I d be on the carpet for upsetting the learn system In teachers staff room I d be a memec If I at shuffleboard Jolly good shot or Well done sir instead of the usual Don I miss Don t choke Don t be light I be a moral leper If a teacher came up to me sobbing on my breast about some real or imaginery problem and I burbled away cheerfully instead of putting on my phony grave expression of concern she probably think 1 d gone senile overnight And if I came home and walked in the door and didn t Issue my usual sigh groan Holy Cheese what a day my wife would know I had This is when I must pick up that evening paper If I t who knows what wild extravagance my ebullience might lead us into having somebody in going out for dinner attending a movie making love There no end to the iniquilies into which good cheer and can lead one Personally I think people singing or whistling lo thenselves on the street should be locked up They re liable 1 start a dangerous trend in this country Therefore as a depressant I do without the media They are Ihe only that me from messing up my life and those of everyone I by being happy I make a deep obeisance to them with my back turned That sound might hear is the breaking of wind I may be vulgar but I m happy