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Smiley s crotchety when it involves garbage Swoc people grow and kindly they get older I get more violent I hope I turn out to be an Angry Old Man And I know I will if I can just hang on long enough to get old II a world to turn anyone even a gentle sweet chap like a bit savage think that Im Just getting trot I ve been crotchety for years You hear people going around all over Canada laying My isnt that Smiley crotchety And others replying Yes crotchety is the word If there a word for it it Mind you I love the world around me and up to half a dozen people and I laugh like a mental case at some of the things I see But there Is a limit to the amount of garbage I can stand being thrown in my face day after day in the year 1381 A That makes me Just like the Prime Minister For Instance We have so much surplus wheat that we have a national hernia trying to lift it from here to there Politicians go white trying to Why dont we it away I mean the farmer 1 mean Canada Pay the going rate to people who are starving Up go the taxes So what go up anyway For instance Our educational system caters to themediocre to massproduction mediocre Just like big industry the intellectual elite among our kids are starved to death that is bored to death and the kids who are below average are swept under the rug Ibis means our schools are full of fat lazy kids who are there only because they don t want to face the lean cold world I d turf out on his or her tail at every kid who wasnt interested And I d let him back in with generous help when he became interested For instance Dally newspapers daily Not downright lies merely slant distort and color the news depending on their policy and politics However its a free country and I guess theyre free to lie For instance Television could be a tremendous force for spreading peace and love in the world What it does is spread Jam on cake and violence on Ignorance With a few notable exceptions it serves its patrons garbage in a fancy wrapper Its entertainment does not entertain Its news seeks out the sensational or the silly Its commercials are aimed at a world of morons Do you really believe for example that a certain brand of beer Is making Canada famous throughout the world Or that you can get clothes cleaner in cold water than in bat Or that youll never make it if your armpits sweat And for all this obscenity the three big US networks last year split over billion in profits The CBC which give us the same refuse generally came up with its usual deficit This shows the superiority of Canadian television Somehow For instance There are two laws One of the rich and one for the rest of us And any lawyer and any policeman knows it If youre a dumb kid from or an Indian who got drunk you can rot in Jail for a month or two before your case even heard If youre a middleman doctor or businessman and you nave the money and the right connections youre homo tree and everything is hushed up For instance Poverty Twenty million people living in one of the biggest countries in the world with enormous natural resources And millions living In sordid squalid poverty For Instance The Church Again with a few notable exceptions It does not face life II wrings its hands or washes them Pilatefashion You see many preachers charging Into a finance com and brandishing a whip these days do you For instance This column Is about garbage And I just remembered this is garbage day and I forgot to put mine WEmmwuBAPPt- holiday GEORGETOWN 8775266 ACTON 8532010 You may charge your classified to your Charge Account or details GeorgotownActon Mar PARK LINCOLN 8772261 Check Your Ada For Accuracy On The First Insertion Independent and the Acton Pros cannot be responsible for coat of more than Incorrect Insertion Any In Classified should be to attention of Department In art Ion Adjust menu to degree error reduced valua of tha ad Call 8776266 or 8532010 Monday to Friday I Birth KOEBELBrian Cheryl Acton are pleased announce birth Their daughter Erin Elizabeth on OakvllleTrofal gar Hospital on March 1984 Proud grand parents arc Fred Virginia and C and Elsie Stephen HESSELINKPata Jane give thanks for the safe arrival of Bradley Peter on March weighing lbs ID j A little for Jeffrey and Curtis grandchild for Mrs Mr and Mrs Visser Thanks Ford and Bourns and it Georgetown Hospital a Deaths MATHEWS Catharine At Georgetown and District Memorial Hospital on Monday March DIM Catharine beloved wife of Georgetown and dear of Miss Shirley of Toronto Resting Ihe Shoemaker Funeral Home Acton where funeral service will be held on Wednesday today p m Interment Fair view Cemetery Acton Ivan Y On Sunday March at Georgetown District Memorial Hospital Ivan husband of late Helen Exley and dear father of Ann Allan of Son Francisco and Susan Mrs Ken Kitchener also lovingly remembered by his grandchildren and one great grandchild Dear of Brown and Bertha Bertram of Misslssauga and Irene Mrs James Marsh In England Resting at J Jones and Son Funeral Home Edllh St Georgetown where funeral and committal service will be held Wednesday afternoon at clock Inlermenl Greenwood In memory contrlbu to Georgetown and Memorial H I Foundation w benpp tod TIMLECK Jack Douglas- On Wednesday March 7 at the Georgetown and District Memorial JackTImieck husband of the laic Annie Hancock and loved father of James and Barry of Georgetown Edward of Winnipeg Manitoba Jackie Mrs Dartmouth Nova Scotia Nancy Haines of and Mary of Toronto Dear brother of Clifford Duffy Laurie Ollly Lawrence Richard and Jean Grandfather to grandchildren and great granddaughter Rested al J S Jones and Son Funeral Home 34 Ed St Georgetown where funeral service was held day a Interment Glen Williams Cemetery Those who wish may moke memorial con to Lung Assoc or the Canadian Cancer Soclely THOMPSON Andrew Wilfred Suddenly on Tuesday March 1B4 at his residence In Geo roe Sown Andrew Thompson beloved hus band Jessie and loved lather Audrey Mrs Owen Sound jack at home Linda Mrs Jackson of Kay Mrs C of Maureen Mrs J of C and the late Andrew Also lovingly remembered by his grandchildren Roiling at J s Jones and Son Funeral Home 34 Edith Street Georgetown where funeral and committal service will be held Thursday afternoon at clock Cremation follows I Cardi of Thanks MISS Millie Rowles wishes thank her friends and neighbours for their thought fulness during her recent stay In hospital Millie is con valesclng in Rest Home R I WISH extend my deep gratitude to I my neighbours on Shelley and friends for all their help an expressions of sympathy during my husband Illness and my recent merit Your many kindnesses will never bo forgotten Olive Juddft Family I WISH to thank all who were so helpful when I was ill especially emergency and in Ward A Also special thanks to Dr Or and Or for Ihelr excellent care Many thanks to those who visited me Cyril I WOULD like to thank Hockey Heritage Council for choosing me Also everyone who attended dinner sent cards gifts and special words of kindness It all helped to make this happy occasion more memorable Ron Dixon MR Mrs Cliff would Ilka to thank their children relatives and neighbours for the Anniversary party TIFFANY Ferris Osborne We o express our sincere thanks to all our family end friend I hot stood by and helped us when you were all needed so Words could never express what t meant to us It lessen our grief or pain but the love that was snored in that room with our baby was sod still is felt and we are sure that liny is feeling too- A special thanks to Sally Boy Ron Barb and Tanya WE WISH to express our deep gratitude for the floral tribute donations sympathy card and acts of kindness received following it passing of John The ott away Family Ml In BAKER In loving memory Ken a dear husband and father who left us suddenly live years ago today March 13 177V As lime unfolds another year Memories keep you ever near Silent houghs of time together Hold memories that will last forever Ever remembered and sadly missed by wife Gladys and family Kenneth Debbie Garry grandson Nicholas Ken and Pebble CURR1E In loving memory of a dear husband Gordon Graham lather grandfather and greet grandfather who passed away March la Sadly missed always remembered by your family 111 Coming Events PANCAKE BREAKFAST at the GEORGETOWN MARKET Bank LVBMm LOVES Sponsored by Sir Ins ki imrm Thomson presents a Tax and Investment Planning Seminar Thursday March 1984 at 700 pm Speakers Mr Ed Barrington Manager or Perioral Tax Planning Mr Andrew Bertram Vkia President of Portfolio Manage mart Service At Helton Unary an CufcurtJ Cantra As Beating is limited please tele phone 18113137 to reserve your place or mail In the coupon below Thomson Ino PO TO Centre TO Kathleen McPharaon Please register me in your seminar I cannot attend materials THOMSON INVESTMENT DEALERS FOR TODAYS GREAT GETAWAY May Swim Dine Shop Outlet Centre Relax enjoy at the Buffalo Marriott For Information call COACH HOUSE TRAVEL 8540216 BUYING RURAL PROPERTY Leant about and outs on Saturday March at a on Day Court try Untvaratty of ITZoO par Further Information and reofalntlon Call 5198244120 3064 THE ACTON Red Cross Is currently cam palgnlng for fundi We need your support to go over the top Anydooallon is welcome RISH Stew Supper at St Jowi Church Stawartlown toaJOpm March adults children dessert and Hl Coming ATTENTION ACTON LEGION MEMBERS ST PATRICKS DAY DANCE SATURDAY MARCH ADMISSION S3 INCLUDES TASTY STEW BOOK Sale Friday March Saturday March University Women Club of Milton and District Annual Book Sole used books Fictions historical novels romances texts books alt kinds at Mall Highway at Main St cents or for Hardcover JO PETER Crawford Dog Obedience Training Classes starting April 19a4inMllton Over years training In Milton area Specialists In large small breeds 335 NEW PERSPECTIVES FOR SURVIVAL IN NON TRADITIONAL AREAS with WENDY the coordlnalor of the Women s Program Skills Development Division at Sheridan College She authored Ihe INTO PROGRAM Introduction non traditional occupations Georgetown Public Library Tuesday March Lecture lee Fee for THE SURVIVAL SERIES Individual lecture J Wo Iter son Saturday March 1130 The Cottage Park Room lor people Fee Material not included Registration Tuesday March m at The Cottage Ruih GEORGETOWN District Horticultural Society presents Len Tultman Tultman Garden Centre Waking Up Your Garden Wednesday March m Knox Presbyterian Chi JANNACK Antiques will be visiting Gaylo Antiques with a fine collection antique estate lewellery and collectable on Saturday a Sunday March m corner Trafalgar and Maple Ave in Georgetown RUMMAGE Sale Saturday March 1W doors open a m until m Legion auditorium upstairs Sponsored by the Ladles Auxiliary Branch 130 BEEF Dinner Balllnatad United church Saturday March Sittings and Adults J under For tickets call or GEORGETOWN Hospital Auxiliary Fashion Show Wednesday March at Holy Cross Church Auditorium Dessert Colfee at 30 and Fashion Show BOO Admission 15 and information 4803 Everyone welcome Information please call TV Soundstago Is now ntervlewlng new people lor Special TV Studio training to act in TV SetoaTV Commnrclals Pan All age For you Studio call dial 3393 HAMMONDS SEWING 12S Rd Acton Dressmaking Repairs and Alterations THE SALVATION ARMY pickup at appliances In working order and good used furniture Phone Tuesday to Saturday from for em s aUtfa Auction AUCTION SALE For the Estate of the late Frank Cartwright plus additions Wed Even Mar 21st at 630 PM Location In Milton at the Fairgrounds in tha Agricultural Hall on Robert St Sal Cooaartlng Of Antique Regular furniture glass chins Royal flguinea believed to bo all discontinued mac Additional Local MHton A them IncL an album front all over die world A lot of them bio uncirculated A collection of over years Largo coMecuon of salts 100 or more appro randy cup faucets Oct Japan Nippon etc orange Carnival creamer items flo blue covered tokj old Dutch fug 190S coffa pot cups ft footed Royal Nippon dtsh pieces of china of pressed meat 2 butter etches Japan crystal knife rests green depression plate porcelain egg or proper I Lunch Prom on Seta day for Auctioneer Chris A Schoutan M Auction Silas AUCTION SALE Sunday March IS at 1 MEADOVWIEW AUCTIONS Station North by CNR trucks Sale will over 260 ilems consisting of and turn turn glass na mis collaneous fob lots etc This sale will also include a partial from Auctioneer Brian Hill MORTGAGE SALE chuucmu no a actom AUCTION ON MB MA CM I AM SALES 1127FINCHAVEW AUCTION SALE For Gordon Barbara Rank Sat Mar 17th at 11 AM Location Milton at Fairgrounds in ho Hall on Robert St Seta Consisting Of Refinlshfrd Antique turn china copper brass primitives coltoct ablos guns ate Another Rank Auction With Quality Merchan dise Suns 3840 38 with Snider sporting Model 1916 French carbine good Belgian load pistol good LEG proof Moika old gun tools a very solid brass mping tool Terms Cash or cheques with I D Lunch available Preview From AM on Sale 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