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Because I write a syndicated column I vt been put on the hit list of some public relations outfit New York As a result I receive a stream of garbage mall con fascinating material about some product or other that is being pushed by the Pit firm Usually I spot it right away and toss it the round Tiling cabinet without even opening it Today came one of these missives and distracted by something else I had opened the thing and read a paragraph or two before I realized It was just another piece of puffery It headed NEWS FROM The Hamburg Group For Release lately All press releases say the latter Anyway I thought it would be a pitch for Mac Don olds or a string quartet It It was a series of little articles about Hamburg and Germany touting that city s great variety of attractions Such junk has about as much place in this column as an account of the origins of beekeeping in And I sup posed to print it free What dummies these PR people are If only our hot air could be bottled However I d already read enough to hook me on the first article entitled Brewery Waste Energy To Heat Hospital It make sense at first Why should breweries waste energy to heat a hospital unless theyre trying to make amends to all the people who wind up In hospital with cirrhosis of the liver from drinking their poison I took another look at the heading spotted the apostrophe and now It made sense A brewery will deliver heat and hot water to a hospital As part of its brewing process the brewery used to end up with a lot of excess heat that must be cooled before it is released into the air Now instead of being wasted that heat will be channeled into the hospital where ft will be put to good use Cost of the deal equipment and stuff is about wo marks to be assumed by the city The debt will be liquidated through the savings on energy that would other wise have to be purchased Are you listening La bat Is Instead of pouring money into sports and all these phoney ads about as subtle as a kick In the ribs indicating that beer drinking will make your life macho full of fun and beautiful girls in skimpy swim suits why don you channel your heal Into hospitals Think of the free publicity Am t them Germans something though If they didn start a every so often and get clobbered they d own half the world with their resourcefulness and hard Last time I saw Hamburg was in 1944 and it was literally The RAF had it by night and the had pounded it by day until it was a heap of rubble I was a prisoner of war and saw it from a train window on my way to an in centre in Frankfurt Fortyodd years later It has risen from Think of all the hot air produced by like a phoenix and Is a booming city visited by over a million travellers in But Ham burg Schm am burg Im not going to urge my readers to go there It was the article on heating that caught my eye Asldofromlhebrcueriestn Canada this country has another industry that could if it were pro channeled we could thumb our col noses at the Arabs lm talking about politics Town and city councils produce enough hoi air to heat at least one hospital within their limits Provincial legislatives produce enough hoi air to replace half the oil used in their provinces And from that vast deposit of natural gas known as Ottawa issues daily enough hot air to heat Montreal Olympic Stadium even though it has no roof teachers and preachers union leaders abortionists abortionists public relations people medical associations school boards And there lots more where that comes from The squeals of those caughts with a mortgage to be renewed the moons of farmers who are losing their shirts the bellows of angry small businessmen all these are wasting energy by blowing hot air into our rather frigid climate there to be dispersed into nothing Add to this all the hot air that is poured intoourtelephonelines that is batted back and forth over business luncheons and at parties and over the breakfast table It perfectly simple All we need is a means of bottling the stuff somehow and distributing it to the right places If our scientists can send a missile to Mars surely they can find a method of storing and channeling the incredible quantities of hot air that rise in clouds over our country Peter might have to cap some of his oil wells but if somebody came up with the solution we could not only tell the Arabs what to do with their oil We could probably buy Saudi Arabia Maybe 111 drop a tine to the Mayor of Hamburg see what he suggests WEDOVEYOVBAm- holiday Hi GEORGETOWN 877 5266 ACTON 8532219 You may now charge your classified advertisement to your Chargex Account Ask for details Georgetown Acton Wednesday June 13 1984 PARK LINCOLN tort SROC LEASING 8772281 Check Your Ada For Accuracy On The First Insertion The Georgetown Independent end Acton Free Press cannot be responsible for tha mora than Incorrect insertion Any In the Ctatsrlled Sectlona should be called to attention of Classified Deportment attar Insertion are mad to degree arrar raducad tha value of ad Call or 5pjn Monday to Friday John and Kimbcrley thanks to Cod for the precious arrival a so Anton born June St a m Georgetown and strict Memorial It weighing S IDs 4 Proud I I mo grant parents arc Mr Ron Peters Whitby Gar and Gloria Dray and and Georgetown grandparent are Mrs Bern Nichols and Mr and Mrs Warren Peters a Thunder Day Special Kumar Zcnl and all the great nurses In OB a Georgetown and D strict Memorial Derek and Debbie ore pleased to the safe arrival Michelle Ann Marie A sister lor Special lhanki Dr and OB staff at Peel Memorial Hospital are pleased daughter Theresa lbs on June Proud grandparents are Shirley Fendley and Bruce and Dor Mary nee HUBBLE Andrew Is very happy to the birth of his new baby Michael James at the Guelph General Hospital Friday June Bib 19B4 lbs 14 ois Proud parents are Chuck Jr and Margare Proud are Charles and Virginia Hubble Acton RYDER Joshua and arc thrilled to announce the arrival of brother Jeremy David weigh ng lbs on June 1984 Proud parents are Dave and Irene Ryder Sherwood Park Alberta proud grandparents arc Don Ryder and Henry and Elly of Acton and nee Dicks are thrilled announce the safe arrival of their f rst child a daughter Deborah Melissa arrived at m on Thursday May It weighing In at lbs Hois Proud grandparents are Jack ana Alice Kane and Cecil and Lillian Dcks A very special thanks Whlltaker and and all the stall at Peal Memorial Hospital Thanks to Daddy lor being such a g support and coach to Mommy SCOTT and Wait ara pleased to announce I ha the r ion Bradley Ross born Juno 1 A brother for and Steven Proud grandparent are Tom and Ids Clark Limehouse and Rom and Shirley of Georgetown Special thanks Dr Ford and Kennedy and Anne Marie nee are pleased announce safe arrival of daughter Amanda Marie born May weghlngilbs 11 A llllle sister lor Christine Thank you to the Georgetown stall arid Doctor Coming Marrliges MOORE SANDERSON Harry and Florence Moore Terra Colts and Lewis and Alma Sanderson a wish to announce the forthcoming marriage of Jean and John Lews on June on Church Terra MR and Mrs Garry Acton are pleased announce forthcoming marriage youngest daughter Lorl Denis Mr and Mrs Fred Marriage to take place on Saturday June at st Joseph Church Acton Otto Limehouse MR AND MRS would like to marriage ol their daughter Edith Maria to Anthony Toronto Wedding will take place June 19S4 at clock at Holy Cross Church clown MR AND MRS Robert Thorns Georgetown are pleased to announce the lor coming marriage their daughter Kim Anne to Mr Gerard J son of Mr end Mrs Leo Georgetown to take place at m Saturday June 11 at Presbyterian Church In Georgetown MR AND MRS Mario of Acton announce the forthcoming marriage their eldest son Donald to Miss Mary daughter Mr and Mrs the Philippines Marriage to take place on June 1941 St Joseph s Catholic Church Acton at 3 I Deaths C Roy at Georgetown and District Memorial Hospital on Friday June I C Roy Culp Limehouse in his 83rd year beloved husband Haiti dear lather Ruby and Bernlce Moore both of Erin Corby Gait Cambridge Rots of And Jean of Acton brother of Norm an Fletcher Stratford Predeceased by on and two brothers Also survived and twenty al OTod Funeral was at Funeral Home Acton on Monday I pm tier a irv law Cemetery LEFERiNK Ann The Lord look onto on Sunday June the Kingston General Hospital Ann beloved wile of Albert and loved mother Rente Mrs R Limehouse John ol Limehouse Hank of Georgetown Bert ol Limehouse Ada Mrs A of Acton Wayne and Tim at home Dear sister Jenny Mrs A Australia Edith Mrs J GIMIssen of Georgetown and Joan Mrs C of Holland Loving grandmother to seventeen grandchildren Resting the J Jones and Son Funeral Home Edith St Georgefown A memorial service will beheld at Ihe Christian Rclormed Church Trafalgar Rd Wednesday afternoon at clock A private burial service will be held Greenwood Cemetery Wednesday Cards of Thanks CLARK Irene wishes to thank all relatives friends neighbors and colleagues at Zellcrs for their kindness cards flowers and donations Georgetown and District Memorial Hospital Foundation on the loss of my husband Jack also to Rev Graham Bland for his beautiful words and help excellent nursing stall Wards A and Georgetown and District Memorial Hospital and to Doctors Richards Browning and Bradley and J Jones and Son Funeral Home My sincere appreciation Irene Clark WISH to thank the ambulance men writ duty the evening I needed them d all nurses of Ward B Thanks to Rev all members of Mountalnvlew E the Bells and Bows Seniors and nes who sent cords and vlsllcd me Georgetown Hospital Thanks again I WOULD llketosaylhank you lor and care I received while In Georgetown and District Memorial Hospital from Hobart Panabaker and all the super nurses on wardB Thank you to all my bors for their good wishes and beautiful flowers and last but not least the love and support Irom my family Maureen Brown I WOULD like to my and neighbors for the cards calls best wishes and sits for those who gave my wile rides to the hospital to Rev Don Ma wort for colling to see me Wong and Dr Hall and nurses on 2nd floor and Sin floor to the Acton Legion tor all helping me to make my stay In hospital much belter and coming home Brown In COLLERTON Chad John In loving memory our son and brother who passed away June Two tired eyes are sleeping Two wining hands are still For one who suffered far loo much He never said good bye to us For perhaps It as well good bye To well From his lowing parents and sister Carrie CORK Frances in loving memory mother who passed away June Mom such a special word A word that brings to m nd A big warm smile a helping hand A way of be kind A lot understanding A of patience too Mom Because stands for You Sadly ssed and lovingly remembered by family Will be missed by first grandchild Trevor born Februarys 19B4 LAWSON In loving memory a dear husband father and grandfather J Fred who passed away June is I960 A little small and tender JusI say we still remember Lovingly remembered by wile and family SPEAR in loving memory Fred who passed June it Is sad to walk the road alone Instead side by side But to all there comes a moment When the ways life divide You gave me years of happiness Then came sorrow and tears But you left me beautiful memories I will treasure through the yean I sse by wife SPEAR In loving memory of a dear lather Fred who passed away June 1979 speeds on live years have passed Since Its gloom its shadow call Within our home all seemed bright And look us a shining light We miss that light and ever will His vacant place there Is none can fill Down here we mourn but not in vain For up in heaven we will meet again Sadly missed by children Carolyn Nancy Debbie Melody Dick MARKET at the vtockexouik c HOT tt fclli Ever1i I HALT0N CENTENNIAL MANOR Ontario Street South ItlHton Ontario ANNUAL LAWN PARTY Theme The Good Days Saturday June 23rd 12 noon Bring the family and enjoy a luncheon barbecue entertainment and games BOOK SALE great annu Library Book Sale lots bargain Acton Library on Saturday June 1 CELEBRATE Canada Day In Glen Williams Jo n us on Saturday June 3D we salute With a parade at noon Entertainment games Tioans fun or all ages Streets parking will be available COMPUTER School has limited spaces lor youngsters in day camp program and adults in evening July Aug weekly courses oiler computer per person In air conditioned classroom and students per instructor Highly skilled stall Assistance with Iran Income tax receipt Very reasonable fees Youngsters learn to bo creative with sporls crafts and computer programming lessons each day Adults learn Word Processing and Accounting applications or Programming or How to buy a computer For details call or write head teacher J Robson NOB COUNCILLORS FROM WARDS and will be at the Acton Public Library on Saturday June This Is your chance to discuss issues ol concern with your local government representatives drive for the KIDS All day with a horse members S17 lessons and In available Georgetown MINI Leadership Convention Milton Agricultural Hall June IS and June m Come and vote for your leadership lavorlte Admission IS Everyone welcome For OLD TIME FUN dur Days downtown Juno 22 Entries ted lor Thursday evening parade Street Dance Friday Kids parade competitions Saturday BIA information al the Hallon Hills Library and Cultural Centre Saturday June from a to m In the gallery ROBERT EARLY YEARS the library ANNUAL LIBRARY BOOK SALE on the grounds Royal Ontario Museum MUSEUMOBILE and lor the kids SUPER VENTRILOQUIST John Pattlson Dm the Children Library Free Theatre WWII and theme Light rations and special oc permit at Masonic Temple June and 23 Tickets Barber Piano or phone 078 SUPER Sunday Scries Don I to buy an advance sale ticket for this all new Super Sunday Series featuring the Toy Town Troupers and the Whlleley Brothers their Junior Jug Band Great entertainment for for the complete series Tickets are On sale Thursday June from J until at the Cultural Centre WE WILL be holding Open House for Una and Bob ngham on June at Merest United from to p Best wishes WHAT Is Waldorf educat on The Waldorf School is holding an information evening June at Halton Hilts Public Library Georgetown Donation would be appreciated Everyone Notices WILLIAM HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUNE 131984 On occasion of your Birthday we would to wish you continued happiness and good health LOTS OF LOVE- Emily Marjorl Thomai Linda John Margaret Ann Bob Tom Penny rnwoitLouro THE REGIONAL MUNICIPALITY OF HALTON PUBLIC WORKS DEPARTMENT NOTICE Tho Region of Hallon is work towards obtain ing an supply of potable water tot the residents of Hills Acton There is no pro with supply water a I present time Tho could change during coming summer months if high demand placed on tho system due unusually dry conditions i interviewing now people for Special TV Studio training to act In TV Sories Commercial Part time All age For your Studio end dial 1 Hill Centre Ml lion available lor weddings Christmas New Years and parties Inquire Admin Office LITTLE CHERUB Nursery School is accepting nqu ries lor afternoon sessions For more THE SALVATION ARMY pickup of appliances working order and good used Phone Tuesday to Saturday tram 10 am BE Scrap Iron Metal Cars Trucks or WANTED Furniture old nd new glasi china primitives miscellaneous old crockery clocks guns tamps B77 Blood is needed EVERYDAY Auction Sales AUCTION SALE SiLJalGthatlltteUft Location At Residence on Regional No 12 just south of Acton Hwy No wost watch for Large selection of wary antiques and general morchondrso Partial I sting only Preview 9 till Sate time Chamber Rid lawn mower corn now 7 1968 C Motor Homo 6 Blue Flamo Motor sleeps A new Ires compline with washroom and shower and propane or cortliod cubic foot Cold Spot frooior ox col lent Collectors Doll Houso with or more miniature pes doll house furniture largo selection of variety gauge with bridge stations and antique org Antiques and Furniture etc Original GaotQO Weston oak sideboard with com on cob and oats with oak glass top insert dowel drawers one of kind Mahogany Evans piano rat with match ng glass claw looted stool match ng re finished ladder back chairs with rattan seats unarmed old logged cedar hall umbrella stand with brass hat hooks 4 Ethan Allen ok cello nt rod lied oak round table with extra leaves old oak desk with side book shelves largo walnut nlng room table Windsor back side chair elegant old tapered logged mahogany do table unusual shape gallon crock with I wool hand loom copper soup turoen pes 2 porcelo gallon stoneware with lid old brass dpper unusual small soever table largo copper top planter brass handled planter old oil lamps 2 gallon crock Royal Doulton matching bowl and plate with small old hardwood book stand A old ink bottles with ink two drawer smalt s da chests Quantity In old Engl bed warmer no wool winder etched Ruby glass vaso 20 India brass pes several pes of crystal and china or moro now and old pictures and Ginger broad clock needs r looted brats planter or more cups and saucers quantity old bottles shove hall penny old English pub game 1963 and up National complete sots extra largo quantity books volumes of World large quantity games Furniture Houaehold etc I ke now bed room with now brass full sue bod night tables large triple dresser with tilt minor and 3 drawer wardrobe single I new brass canopy bed complete 3 drawer Capta bed like new Imsplol set steel shelves smalt white chest drawers do cupboard child writ desk barrel shelved wheeled Too Ttolloy maple stop rollaway bods with mattresses gun rack 30 gallon with stand BB gun quantity nays pots and pans sets French onion soup bowls quantity new aluminum MM brook trays and mi vers small minor corn popper bug cedar Is quantity garden tools and some shop tools Sean portable colour TV I needs white Viking washer and dryer less 2 years old mater Chester field and ottoman 2 hardwood octagonal end tables with matching coffee table Bidding by number and registration Payment by certified or approved cheque Full sole no addition home has been sold therefore this Lunch available An excellent quality large sale Auctioneer or owner not raipomible for or accident Auctioneer Alan Odenbach Ode Auctioneering Milton Phone 8782945 AUCTION SALE MOMaY Location Community Centre Britannia appcox ml riding town mower 3 row tiller Rupp snowmobile refrigerator electric range dish washer bar two RCA colour V tables pine dresser antique old gum machine solid oak desk several old oil lamps pool table 3 pool table 3 new carpet appro 15X12 rug remnants teak Chester fietd and two chairs teak table kitchen table ft household item pots pens drshes etc Golf clubs tents fold ing chairs bed Viking portable sewing machine stacking infrared propane heater propane pace heater boxei f twitches Other items too to mention Term Cash or cheques with proper I Auctioneer not reaponatbia for accidents day of seta Lunch booth Auctioneer Alex Phone 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