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Whos the real PM of Canada Thank heaven the election over and we can get down to serious thlnga At predicted by all the pundits we have a new Prime Minister not hat we haven had a new lately Alias John Turner But of the Chief Billie King and other assorted ghosts we now have with the greatest number of seats ever Ta Da Prime Minister Mils a that you say Its Brian Nonsense Ob I know He gets the She lets him read the speeches which does quite well with her hand on his Is that a dagger that I can see behind despite Indira of India Golda Meier of Israel and Maggie That cher of Gnat once upon a time Britain is not yet ripe for a woman P M Thats why they must have a consort who can read the speeches and keep his mouth absolutely shut about everything except the weather Maureen almost made it but her consort kept trying to ram both feet in his mouth at once and stubbornly refused jo discuss the weather But Mrs Mulroney sounds like someone from the wrong sideof the tracks but isnt made it I shudder to think what it will cost us to reredecorate the PJf s house on Sussex Or in the capita city You think Im joking Didnt you have enough stamina to stay up and watch the Ia5t appearances of the party leaders on election day A tired Turner gave up gracefully and dedicated himself to something resem bling the rebuilding of the Great Wall of China A beaming belligerent reiterated for the umpteenth time that he was going to look after the ordinary people of Canada and warned Mrs though he had grace enough call her Mr Mulroney that If she he did not use every plonk they had lifted from the plat form shehe was in dire straits Mils our Prime Minister elect was much less inhibited as she should have been She jigged and jogged and waved for the cameras drinking in the applause grinning broadly she have a jaw problem and soaking up the cheers She pointed with abandon and a wide grin at various members of the congrega tion who will expect to be senators next week and punched her consort In the ribs until he too pointed and bared his teeth She didnt retire gracefully into the background during the victory speech but stood so close to her that she could read it and make sure he didnt make any booboos She put her hand his back while he was speaking This is a dagger that I feel behind me In short it is not Caesar but Caesars wife who is and must be seen to be beyond reproach I think shell make a dandy Prime Minister Not that have her faults She doesnt have a strong jaw like Flora Maureen and her consort But because of that she has an impish grin which none of the others can achieve and which turns people on if they are turned on by Impish grins speaks too many languages at least three which is anathema to those ordinary Canadians Ed B is always talking about One is enough for them two is suspicious end three is downright dangerous She is not exactly a great built as we used to say But thats in her favor In these days of feminism when a sweater is something to keep you warm rather than reveal Another thing going against her Is the size of the majority Huge majorities are more dangerous for the winner than small minorities About a third of Canadians who voted Tory are going to be shouting the Wattaya talkta about kissed me an the uddaguy shook bands with me Im a cinch for the Royal Commission on High ways I got the boys wannin up the machines right now One more thing that may hurt her about 1MB is her femininity Shes goodtooking intelligent and sophisticated As long as there Is a secret ballot in Canada I can see the future vast hordes of Canadian men voting against her out of sheer frustration and envy However shes got a lot going for her She has guts which hang over her She has brains proven by the fact that she chose a blarney for her consort instead of a true and tried politician Shes a great if slightly elderly cheerleader as witness very visible handclapping every time her consort stopped for a breath Good luck Im positive unemploy ment Inflation and womens rights will disappear under your reign holiday Classified GEORGETOWN 8775266 ACTON 8632219 You may now charga your classified to your Chargex Account Ask for DA PI LINCOLN rHfl l MERCURY Georgetown Acton Wednesday Oct 31984 SALES LEASING I Births Byron Russell George born Sep tember weighing lbs Very proud parents are Keith and Valerie First grandchild tor Lorraine Stephens end George and Ruth it took a while but hes well worth Special thanks to Or and the OB nurses at Georgetown and District Memorial Hospital YOUNG Peter and ere pleased to announce the birth of Lindsay on September 19M at the Georgetown and District Memorial Hospital She joins the Young sisterhood Elizabeth and Whitney Proud grandparents are Mr and Mrs J Slack of Erin Mr and Mr Young Georgetown Windermere and great grand parents Mr end Mrs Harold Davison and Mrs Anne Slack all TImmins Ontario Trunks to doctors Ford and Bourns also to nurse Mrs HANCOCK MORROW Gord Hancock are pleased to engagement daughter Tracy Jo to Robert John Morrow son Robert Morrow Jeanette Jane MR James Warsonof Glen Williams to announce the engagement their eldest daughter Erin to Jeff Beech ton of Mr and Mrs Ray Seech of Toronto Spring wedding planned MR and Mrs Joe Edwards ore happy to an the marriage of their eldest son Mat to Robin dughter of Mr Mrs Dan Fast at Falrvlew Brethren Church St Catharines a Deaths KAMtNSKEY Ivan Monday October 1 at the Georgetown and District Memorial Hospital Kamlnskey Georgetown in his year Beloved husband of Mabel Hutchinson and dear stepfather of Verna and Clifford Scott Dear friend of Sec A private family service will be held at graveside following cremation In memory contributions to a charily your choice would be appreciated Arrangement entrusted to the J S Jones and Son Funeral Home Edith Street George FRED G Gollop at his home In Ottawa after a long illness Fred son of the late Dr Ben am In and Victoria Georgetown Survived by his sister Marion Hanover Cremation with interment later In Cemetery Nor vat FONG Anne on Sunday September 30 the result an accident In Newfoundland Anne Fong In her year beloved daughter Hank and Betty Georgetown Dear J I iter of Peter end Connie all of Georgetown Loved granddaughter of Sing and Tung and Suet Poon Resting at the J Jones and Son Funeral Home Edith St Georgetown from oclock Wednesday evening where funeral service will be held Thursday at oclock Interment Cemetery Brampton In memory contributions to the Georgetown and District Memorial Hospital would be appreciated Frank suddenly at Georgetown and District Memorial Hospital on Friday September IB Frank Lang ley of Georgetown In his year beloved husband of Yvonne and dear brother of Helen and Alice Welland both of Toronto and Mildred Taylor Newcastle Rested at Shoemaker Funeral Home Acton where a Canadian Memorial service was held on Saturday at then at the Ryan and Odette Funeral Hem Toronto Funeral mass was celebrated at St Helens Church Toronto on Monday October at followed by cremation CISLAK AndrewSuddentyat Georgetown and Memorial Hospital on Saturday Sep tern 29 Calak of RR2 Acton in his year Beloved husband of Catherine Morm and dear father Hughe Donna Souse and Andrea all of Toronto and jane MarQuardt of Palmers ton Loved son Helen CISlak and brother of John both of Toronto Also survived by th re grandchildren Rested at the Shoemaker Funeral Home Mitt St Acton where funeral service was held on Tuesday it I interment Green wood Cemetery Georgetown SCOTT Alice Pearl on Tuesday September at Hmsburg Pearl Scott of Georgetown in her year daughter of the late Robert and Jennie Scott sister of the late Herbert Scott Rested at J S Jon and Son Funeral Home Edith SI Georgetown where funeral service wot held Thursday afternoon September at I JO p Interment Llmefwuw Cemetery WILSON The family late Martha E Mania Wilson with to express their heartfelt menu to their friend relations and neighbors lor ma food floral tributes donations to charities end kindnesses extended to them during than- recent To me lad In Knox tor tuner after the service thank you a mania for me word of comfort a touching service by Rev Peter Duke Wilson and a Cards of Thanks I WOULD like to thank my friends and relatives and especially my husband Bryan lor the many many hours planning and organizing the fantastic surprise party and little announcements to help me celebrate my birthday Thenk you to everyone who contributed in whatever way In making my 40th a day Ill never forget Much love Elaine Lewis WE WISH to thank who came out and made our Stag and Party such a happy occasion tor us also those who bought tickets and werent able to attend And a very special thanks to our friends who worked so hard to make the evening a success Wo appreciate It all very much CI Iff Teresa EI In Memorlams BENTON Mary Isabella In loving memory of a dear mother and grandmother who passed away October 4 Your presence we miss Your memory we treasure Sadly missed by Bert Glendo and John In loving memory a dear mother and grandmother Margaret who passed away October II takes only a little space To write how much we miss you But will take the rest of our lives To forget the day we lost you Sadly missed and always remembered by daughter grandchildren Pat Ellison Mary Robert Service and great granddaughter Tara Service The love and laughter that you shared around And now youre gone there Is no sound The quiet cries In the night We miss you mother but know you re alright Lovingly remembered by daughters Heather and Jane MYERS In loving memory a dear mother Barbara who passed away September 1980 Mother years have passed Since youve been gone But your memory lingers On and on Sadly missed but always remembered by John Sherl Lisa and Gregory Every day In some small way Memories of you come my way Though absent you are ever near Still missed loved always dear Lovingly remembered by Mom In loving memory a dear brother Bill who passed away October 1MB There Is a gilt you cannot buy That Is very rare and true It a gift of wonderful memories Like the ones we have you Sadly missed by Mom Dad end Matt J Birthdays Anniversaries PLEASE come and help us celebrate Mom and Dads 50th Wedding Anniversary Ivan and Anne Richardson at Rockmosa Hall Rock wood Saturday October B p m a m Please respect our wishes no gifts please Coming Arts Crafts of Georgetown Saturdoy October 13 1384 am North Hatton Golf Country Club Mapta Avenue W- Georgetown Admission Buffet Luncheon Coffee Doughnuts Guest Artists Craft Demonstrations WERE OFF AGAIN Join us for fun Crwtstrnaa bargains in Rochester Nov IS IB Friday night departure 85441216 ill coming Evsnts ERIN FALL FAIR October 6 7 8 Thanksgrvitg Weekend on the Far Grounds Man Street Erin On Highway No 24 FRIDAY OCTOBER 5 Placing exhibits id a Judging 1 Fair Queen Competition and Family Variety Night SATURDAY OCTOBER Children Fair JO a m H Show 1100am Goal Show am STOCK AND ANTIQUE TRACTOR WHEEL DRIVE TRUCK PULL Dairy Show- Pel Show Coliseum Exhibits end Midway Dance in Coliseum Wellington Advance Tickets Only SUNDAY OCTOBER Western Horse Show am Sheep Show It am Show HEAVY HORSE DRAW 130pm COLISEUM TINY TALENT SHOW Field Day IFarmers Walk Bail Rolling etc Pie Eating CDWesi Lawn Traclor Association Pull Coliseum Exhibits and Midway MONDAY OCTOBER Heavy light and Saddle Horse Shows Reel Canto Shows Entertainment on Stage Coliseum Exhibits and Midway Efirt Lions Club festival Tent oil weekend Thanksgiving meals served in the dining hall all weekend by Catering Waterloo AMUSEMENTS MIDWAY Entertainment all weekend for Young and Older Wild Lite Display and Old McDonald Farm all weekend Mill CWdrcn and under FREE Can SI COME TO WE FAIR IH RED POWER DAY Farm Equipment Georgetown invites you to come tost drive now I 72B8 with Industrial front and with 6844wheeldrtveandanew385 COFFEE and DOUGHNUTS will bo served SEE YOU THERE STONE UNITED CHURCH ANNUAL TURKEY SUPPER MMr Octet 22 IBM Only Starting at ADULTS MOO CHILDREN UNDER II PRESCHOOL FREE 151U537M WANTED TEAMS or INDIVIDUALS for NONCONTACT HOCKEY LEAGUE over 19 year of age HIM 8772888 before October 1 984 FARMEltS MARKET HOT WAT Bill coming ANNIVERSARY Beat Dinner Knox Church Acton Wednesday November sit tings Adults children under FRIENDS of the Hills Libraries Inaugural meeting Tuesday October JO m In the Meeting Room Library and Cultural Centre Church St Georgetown GEORGETOWN Hospital Auxiliary General Meeting October Tour of the nursing home wing followed by the meeting In board room Members to meet In front lobby HILLCREST Annual Turkey Supper Wed ncsday October 19S4 Adults 50 Children years 25 under Free sittings 4 6 15 For tickets call Doris or Margaret MILTON Badmlngton club Monday Wed Evening ID 30pm starting October 1934 EC Girls Gym Join on these call STABLES Fall and winter riding lesions English riding beginner to advanced classes starting In September and October riding leuon scries for For more In formal Ion call Margaret or Nubby Purdy 877 W98 NEW members welcome for Thursday night Badminton Club at Georgetown District High School 10 Coll for more Information OPEN public bowling Tun Wed Thurs and Friday from 7pm Saturday from Sundays from reservations accepted Georgetown Bowl Mountalnvlew Road Souin 877 SPIRITUAL and Physic development classes starting October 13 at For mors Information call 8761243 STILL time to novo fun registrations accepted for Tuesday Social Bowling League starts Tuesday October loth newcomers welcome special fun nights with prizes full teams also accepted bring your friends and neighbors inexpensive cost phone Georgetown Bowl Road South THE ART OF FLY TIEING a tallve at the Ixaak Walton Fly Fishermans Club meattheexpertandseehowltadonaat our INFORMATION TO GO booth In the Georgetown Public Library on Saturday October 13 from am noon Free THE general meeting Acton Agricultural Society will be held at the Knox Presbyterian Church on Tuesday October at 1 WATERCOLOUR classes for adults Ten week course Includes sketching and drawing skills elements composition end all basic techniques Far more Information call Helena at 877 1298 TV soundatago la now interviewing new people lor Special TV Studio training to act In TV SeriesTV Part time ATI age For your Studio con dial 3393 AUCTION SALE of Salvage Materials at ALS CUSTOM MEATS Due to the sale to be held Oct 9 of Material will be postponed Oct IBM CABBAGE PATCH Doll Clothes I Our garden it in bloom a large selection of very reasonably priced outfits for your P kids Please call early to avoid THE SALVATION Army pick up of appliance In working order and good used furniture Phone 853 Tuesday to Saturday from 10 for arrangement in Auction Silet AUCTIO SAL MM Esm Oct 1M at Ul Location In Miion at the In ha Agricultural Hal on Robert Sato 0 Gltti china furniture pc tures pnnts lamps elect heavy duty Tool bid ft ahakrlng 3 legged pee 3 pipe racks 1 ft rigid sprinkler vie wrench Rigid ft pipe wrenches lawn adgar Term Caah or Cheques Lunch Preview from JO day of Sale for accidents Auc Chrte HI Auction AUCTION SALE FOR ROY GREEN at farm LOT COMC of ERIN TWP on the of town etreJght of tn VBaga on OCT AT PM APPLIANCES e Frig Stove no In dryer Viking wringer washers General Freeient both ft BErWTV K vacuum vacuum Admiral stereo 0k swivel chair good kitchen cupboards vanity 3 pee bedroom suits old Pine map tables I make good Harvest tables 2 occasional chair chrome table chairs MUC Ski Doo 44019761 runs good Weed Eater Back pack sprayer Hot water boiler oil fired complete w 8 piping etc 1974 Ford Van E 100 runs good 12sheaUEImpsnellinQ Picture window other window storm screens 3 bathroom fixture old Work bench steamer trunk wire farm gate 16 chain saw used only day ex cord each 3 wire plastic gas can logging chains good ones 4 cable turn bucketo TV antennae new head only Temco hoi plate Grease guru Battery charger Clamp taw Ford gate ton 69 ton chain drop 26 plastic egg basket Cabbage cutter Ironing board John Deere 30 pull type Combine J D motor 2 Combine tire rear good Combine tires front Quantity of Shop tool bits etc etc gal Gas tank gal Diesel tank both w pump Fueloltank2Alumlnum8 step ladder FARM SOLD Everything eU TERMS Cash or cheque with I Not or accident 4164773726 Max Storey Rockwood Auctioneer AUCTION SALE Far Cordon Bate Rank Location In the village of Cheltenham mile N W of Brampton I Taka to north to King St Sldetoadl right to Creditview then north to Sale or Highway No north to Victoria eft 3 mile to Credit view then north K mile to Sale Furniture Elm jam cupboard oak extension table leave closed open maple side board ash chest of drawer sat of Cdn pine chair fwie Nova Scotia table Quebec porch rocker captain chair pine tool box complete wathttend pine table with shelf bar stool oak school desk chair English pine desk maple high double bed pr Bent wood chairs with patterned parlour table pine minor chest drawer wicker fern stand oak shelf stand Canadian bar chair plus other pc China Victorian pink opalescent dish In alt vor frame Royal Nippon vase H biscuit barrel Samurai pattern blue soup plate 3 pat tern goblets one with ember Bisque figurine blue white pickle rare lustre cream sugar several cup saucers blue biscuit far larga blue white Platter H P Swan plate chamber pot several salts pep pert depression Japan German open ware handled banana boat C H P cam phor plate blue face in edge 3 pc carxtterset Current Raisin plus other not lilted Rare pink to cranberry cased banquet lamp wllh cased glass tern cranberry shade unusual banquet lamp with cobalt blue font tylited base on figured feet brass lamp berry shade brass Aladdin lamp milk glass lamp large clear swirl pattern lamp brass lamp etc A collection of excellent lampe Primitive Bras Copper etc Urge butter bowl butter print rotting pin sieve An Seth Thome dock 7comm spoon Coronation book other old book cane brass cane stand Sterling match holder napkin ring 2 Starling 9ver C bat taster Star hub cover several crock gin beat battle Ink crock copper kettle copper pewter tea pot bra vases pme tap bucket pin oval mirror other mirrors pr bras tipped heme trombone hooked rug 3 footed cast pot several good prints in pine frame brass jam pan cherry level copper coal box 3 small musk boxes gavel Term Cash or Cheque with proper I Owner or Auctioneer not for sc- next New Years Day Phone