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Wednesday February a alBPae21 During Mark Twains days as a newspaperman he was editor of a small Missouri paper One day he received a letter from a subscriber stating that he had found a spider in his paper and asked if this was an omen of good or bad luck Twain replied Finding a spider in your paper is neither good nor bad luck The spider was merely looking over our paper to see which merchant was not advertising so that he could go to that store spin his web across the door and lead a life of undisturbed peace ever afterward Home of Halfcon Hills will keep the spider away from your door