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Page SECTION HERALD Wednesday My V Industrial baseball schedule Continued tram page Hi Fools Fitness Fairy realizes that many Canadians still hold Incorrect ideas about physical fitness People think its difficult get fit or that saunas will moke you fit or hat fitness can be fitoredand all kinds of other nonsense These wildly inaccurate notions arc the work of a dangerous fanatlcThc April Fools Fitness Irritated that he has never recencd the acclaim given his Rood colleague The Tooth Fairy the as he is known to Interpol has devoted his shabby lite to leaving fallacies under your pillow every March keep you from gelling active Just as the nice weather Is about to arrive feels ob ligated to warn you that the April Fools Fitness Fairy is likely to be spreading his lies again this yearkeeping you from enjoying the sheer exhilaration of being physic ally fit In act recently received a telephone call from someone we presume was he speaks with his mouth full of Black Forest Cake taunting us with his evil plans for April Fools Day 13B2 AFFF Muffled with cherries Ill be telling Can adians again how difficult it is set fit You rot ter Its easy to get fill Just three work outs a week You know that and I know that But Canadians still think they have lo ex haust themselves fifteen hours a day for ten years to get into shape PARTICIPaclion What else can expect from you you locker room liar AFFF- Heres a good one Ill tell everybody thai mid- aged people should never even try to exercise Heel Keel But thats not true Everybody should exercise J Of course if you havent been active In a while you should start slow ly perhaps consult your doctor on what exercises are right for you But exercise makes you feel better at any age Right you are but why should Canadians feel good How about this false hood the harder you work the sooner you die I Not so No but itll keep folks stuck to their sofas WE HELP YOU LOOK YOUR SPRING CLEANING GETTING DOWN LOOK US UP MAID IN FREE ESTIMATES FOR RESIDENTIAL CLEANING TO YOUR SPECIFICATIONS loblaws buy any 20 products identified by this symbol and well give you a Canadas Wonderland grounds t fill a saver card available at Loblaws cashiers with 20 bonus vouchers redeem at Loblaws for your free admission to Canadas Wonderland cut from Canada grade A beef bone in blade steaks cut from Canada grade A beef bone in of USA California grown fresh Straw berries pint box cross roast 1 grade english lb Pepsi- Cola regular or diet 750 plus 30e deposit 37 you pay frozen New Zealand shoulder lamb chops 158 product of Ontario M 1 grade is english K bers each Clover Leaf flaked light tuna 6 12 tin Dole pineapple in own juice 15 02 jar Orville popping corn frozen whole cut up ocular or touch of honey flavour bucket fflfeen sliced 5 specified varieties Campbells 1011 tin cream of mushroom soup 1 kg cello bag assorted varieties Lancia pasta 1M with mushroom sauce and nee j Green Giant price a frozen fillets id i corsages each Smw cold cuts choice unsweetened oz lin Brights apple juice frozen Blue Water Brand haddock fish fries or krisps Beatrice raspberry or strawberry 500 g tub fruit bottom 149 buttermilk or regular 1 kg box Aunt Jemima complete pancake mix 1 Ivory 1 bite liquid dish detergent product of Ontario hydrangea yogourt 375 mL Aunt Jemima original syrup concentrated 36 L jug Old Dutch liquid bleach 1 product of Ontario cut roses bunch 299 10s box Grannys butter tarts g cello bag Johnston blanched peanuts In 149 3100 garbage bags artichokes a vac pork cottage rolls Now loin lamb chops ground beef side bacon mini dinner hams yarrows rg Shopsys 417kg 189 348 5039 228 ib 258 723Kg 328 149 product U S A fresh broccoli Can a Granny Smith apples product of almeria grapes product Jaffa oranges bag 194g 88 ib 326kg 148 ib grind Q coffee I prrxiuci or usa tomatoes I USA watermelon 29 in mixed vegetables or Gainsborough tart shells 01 Mrs Smiths apple pie Atom Oat or apple crystals or box Duncan Hines cookie mixes 179 125 219 125 169 Kit Kar Colfoo CrOp family size candy bar arrowroot biscuits Farm House cream pies Sara Lee hlples Boom rum deodorizing cleaner Mm liquid cleanser 89 159 159 279 199 219 99 68 Mir liquid dish detergent or bath bar Camay toilet soap rot Vivo I paper towels liW We antiseptic fruit beverage frozen dinners Sara Lee frozen cake mouthwash Taj ana mildew stain remover orange or grapefruit juice 147 129 229 Prices effective until Tues May 1982 except produce and bakery effective until Sat May only Stores reserve the right to limit quantities 249