II Saturday May IN Entertainment Outlook A taxing way to carry on forms which you have forced it hard working Canadians losubmil I correct in his assumption od One like to sound mean this serves you right Has ivir occurred to you thai all us would save a great deal of time and trouble if you simply collected income last week of April filling out We could simply pour ourselves J drink ill on porch lor minutes how much in Each of these Features at Cinema 3 require separate admissions toodung RETURN SNCWY RIVER Oily PETER SAM ELLIOTT MS PASSWORD THURSDAVS S Wd For Duil TUESDAYS Sasts Any Show enough Let s get to Ihe poir And point gentlemen is that I am deeply deeply upset by the little trick have Just played on me Con try to act the innocent You know exactly what 1m talking about And On the morning of May I went to Iht post office to mail you my return complete with cheque for amount ow mg This did not make me happy but a I least it left me with a feeling of and accomplishment And when I returned home the man had Just delivered your tetter de mandmg paymtnl on the laxcs 1 still This genltemin is no way to jn honest hard working taxpayer wrecks his morale ll feelings of bittern ess and despair But it so mt thing might have ex led given how unfriendly you vt alia advice And whjf discovered a whole bunch of perfectly legitimate deductions that I could have been claiming for years if only I known about them Looks like I ve managed to pay dreds of dollars more than I actually owed Writers sure are geeks huh I pass this news along in case you re in need of a good chuckle Personally I laugh every time I think of if also Just wanted to mention this bit about gelling an accountant advice before you start going through my re If there are any problems and If i like to send someone to Jail as a I d be happy to forward his and address there shouldn t be a problem we went through everything pretty carefully And the accountant damp ened my original hope which was to claim lots of expenses so I ha ve to pay any taxes His professional opinion was that we probably coutdn file a return reading Expenses lots Taxes none If you It recall there never been dissimulation on my part In my 1J8G tax return I honestly and openly that 1 owed you My perhaps naive was that goodwill existed on both sides My reporting of this debt clearly plied that I would do my best to pay it sooner or later and thus I assumed the case was closed And for the year 1 have done my best to live up to my side of the bargain I have bent over backwards not to trou blc you with this unpleasant matter You re the ones who keep bringing it up Most galling of atl is that I had in fact succeeded in setting aside enough money pay the arrears Indeed you have possession of this money at very moment considering that It s the money I used lo pay my 1987 taxes But let s make one last attempt to re main friends The money in question is trifling stun really surely it not worth ruining a relationship over In short I m still willing to forget the whole thing and let bygones by gones In the meantime as a friend I worry about you guys You work far too hard Wading through millions of 1387 tax returns while still fretting about 1986 t you Just go play golf Licensing fees waived for classic fundraiser licensing fees to the town to hold their show in Cedarvalc Park The car show along with the ie Classics Against Cancer organizer Neil Young ashed coun cillors waive not only the licens ing fees but also rental fees and bond security But the waive rent a securities so vice equally Consequently the organization will have bond to hold the policy Is not to fees or bond chanty will be treated BMGO 700 pm A UNIQUE FACILITY WITH ADEQUATE PARKING CENTRE Or NORVAUOHTAMOi 7 NITES 90 DABBER INFORMATION LINE 8730666 JACKPOT I 350000 PRIZE BOARD